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I would like to start the second Hamada-Masatoshi natural trial from now on.
Prosecutors and public officials, please decide from your swords.
Next, defendant Hamada, please come forward.
What the hell?!
What?!
What the hell?!
Please sit down.
What the hell?!
But when he comes out, it's always with that face!
It's because you're receiving it, so it's fine.
I thought you'd forgotten about it.
There's a harvest.
What the hell?!
Why me?!
I want to say it over and over again!
Calm down!
What's with you guys?!
Please calm down.
Well then, Prosecutor Endo.
Yes.
Please read out the merits of this trial.
Yes!
Since downtown was founded in 1982,
the defendant has been in the top of tsukkomi entertainers,
and this year marks his 30th anniversary of his debut.
However, about two years ago in court,
we found no natural disasters,
and as tsukkomi entertainers, we have repeatedly made natural disasters with incredible frequency and acceleration.
No, no, no.
Therefore, I, Hamada Masato, hereby ask for a review of the natural disasters trial.
Understood.
Well then, Prosecutor Endo.
Please submit your evidence.
Yes!
His voice doesn't come out.
That's right.
His feelings of trying to make it so that it doesn't bite are too strong.
That's true.
It doesn't bite.
Try spitting it out like this.
What?
It's like smoking a cigarette.
Why would you do such a thing?
It's like a downtown joke.
This axis is shaking.
Hamada was found guilty of an unbelievable natural phenomenon in a previous trial.
Three, two, one!
You shouldn't do it in the first place!
Three, two, one!
You shouldn't do it in the first place!
Two years later.
Once again, many shocking videos were filmed.
Now, let's watch some of the shocking videos.
This is a project of drinking alcohol with juniors.
Juniors are having fun drinking and getting excited.
Hamada was watching them while smoking.
Then...
Seriously!
Don't do it!
What are you doing?
The tobacco he ate didn't come out of his mouth.
He burned his fingers and panicked.
You're in my way!
He even ate up 31 stores of sushi.
Let's clean up properly.
Let's clean up properly this time as well.
Hamada walks the battlefield with ease with his shoulders out of the wind.
Wasn't this the sushi market?
Did you go here?
It's dangerous.
This is the evidence.
This is for the trial.
There's nothing here.
Hamada's feet are taken off at the root of the road and crouched in shame.
It's dangerous.
And just the other day, Yamasaki Produce demo was held.
I'm sorry, but I'm tired.
What?
Are you going to do it again?
Hamada, who appears with breathless and sunglasses on his forehead.
When he is explained about the song he will sing...
Tanaka is a guitarist.
And the vocalist is Hamada.
What?
This is...
I don't like this.
As surprised as he is, his sunglasses fall off.
This is an unbelievable natural phenomenon.
Even after practice, he drops his sunglasses many times.
This is a natural phenomenon that can't be hidden.
This is not natural.
And what's good about this is...
This is not good.
Go ahead.
This way.
Hamada, who appears with a rider's jacket on his body.
I'm glad you came.
When he is explaining the rules in the opening...
Isn't it strange that it's a reward?
Why do we get rewards like that?
Isn't it strange?
As I said earlier, this is mostly a lie.
Let's stop it.
Did you say something?
I said something.
What did you say?
Even with the cameras rolling...
This is a lie, right?
Hamada eats like a normal person.
And the last natural trial...
As a punishment, he has to do a sexy dance with Silk.
When he was trying to get rid of Silk...
Silk was able to get rid of Silk.
Hamada, who caused an uproar during a natural discipline trial.
How many times have you done it? How many times have you done it?
I don't want it anymore!
These natural disciplines are not allowed as entertainment.
I don't get it at all.
What?
I don't get what "natural" means at all.
It's carelessness.
Carelessness?
I don't think it's carelessness.
There are a lot of things going on right now.
I'd like Yamazaki Baishin to come forward and talk about it.
Is it okay?
I understand.
Shounin Maie.
May I?
Well...
From now on, everything is similar, right?
Yes.
Actually, I think you've seen it and are familiar with it.
Yes, it's similar.
What really shocked me was the door.
Yes, yes.
I was so shocked that I got injured.
It would be nice if a bokeh entertainer could do it.
However, if Hamada does it, it's a tsukkomi.
It's not convincing anymore.
Tsukkomi?
It's like being controlled.
What do you mean by "tsukkomi"?
You can't stumble, can you?
Basically, you have to stand in front of people all the time.
As a bokeh entertainer...
It's like when someone's bokeh is in progress.
Yes, that's right.
If it's a bokeh, it's like being burned by a cigarette.
How many cigarettes did you smoke?
Why is it like that now?
Why is it like that?
If a bokeh entertainer gets excited...
Yes, that's right.
I have no intention of getting in the way of it at all.
Even now...
You said "zama".
You said "zama", didn't you?
Why are you getting in the way of it?
Isn't it common for people who smoke?
If you hold it and smoke it...
You have only your fingers...
Won't you get burned?
Isn't that common?
I don't think so, but...
It happens in front of people and juniors...
It's a question we can't avoid, don't you think?
I've heard it many times, and sometimes I say it...
It's a question we can't avoid, don't you think?
There's no way I can say it.
That's where the natural principle starts.
I'm sorry, but I don't think so.
It's the last season, isn't it?
It's the last season.
You haven't noticed that you're a natural, have you?
That's the scariest thing.
I'll take my life and make up for it.
You haven't noticed it, have you?
You'll take your life and make up for it!
I remembered it.
About a year ago, there was a delusional project of Endo. Do you remember it?
It's a delusional project of falling in love with a tennis coach.
We're going to shoot a scene with a block shot.
There was Endo, the coach, and his opponent, Doubles.
It's a scene where Endo's team gets a smash from his opponent.
We were decided by the director beforehand, so let's fall for it.
Let's shout, "Endo, you can do it!"
But the defendant is Hamadao.
As soon as the opponent's team's brilliant smash was decided,
Hamadao said, "All right!"
This is the evidence video at the time.
While shooting Endo's match scene,
Hamada and his team are cheering on the bench.
And when the coach's bowling was decided...
Hamadao is overjoyed.
I'm sitting in the bench because I'm told to cheer on the team, but I'm told not to go in.
As Tanaka said earlier, you've got a lot of scripts.
Yes, I do.
Oh!
Is your leg broken?
I think it's natural for my leg to break.
That's true.
Yes.
This is what happened after Hamada and his team enjoyed golfing together for the first time since they got their licenses.
Hamada-san, you did a great job today!
That's right! You got a good score!
You're right! I can't beat you, Hamada-san!
Hamada-san scored a good score in golf and is in a good mood.
And once when they were going home...
Huh?
This pattern is bad.
I like it so much...
Huh? Huh?
Hey, Iromoto!
Let me see yours!
Well, this is mine, but...
I haven't dropped it, but look for it!
Look for the course you went around!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
On that day, the juniors searched for the course they went around.
Was it there?
No, brother!
Was it there?
No, I can't find it at all!
Huh?
They searched for it separately, but they couldn't find it easily.
Hurry up and find it, you idiot!
You're really useless!
They couldn't find their favorite pattern cover, and they were irritated.
At that time...
Huh?!
Hamada-san, that's...
Huh? What?
Huh?
No way...
No way, stop it!
Surprisingly...
Huh?!
The pattern cover that Hamada should have lost was sandwiched between them.
Oh! It was in a place like this!
No!
Hamada, who doubted his juniors so much and did not admit his own mistakes, had no choice but to do it.
I'm glad you found it!
Huh? Huh? Huh?
With that said...
Your highness!
I'd like to hear your opinion about this matter.
Understood. Then, witness, step forward.
Yes, yes!
Is someone sleeping up there?
Or is he awake?
Gently, step forward.
Then wake him up!
Well, you said you weren't careful...
What are you talking about?
I think you're just a normal human being.
I don't know much about people who don't play golf, but...
I think you're just a normal human being.
I don't know much about people who don't play golf, but...
This is a question.
After the game, you usually put a cover on your cart.
You should have taken it yourself once.
Yes.
You should have taken it yourself once.
Yes.
By smoking, you've completely forgotten about the cover.
You only remember one?
Only one!
You only remember one, defendant.
But...
You often forget about your glasses.
Don't you think it's similar?
You're wearing it, but you don't have your glasses.
But you don't use your muscles.
You have them here.
You're wearing them.
You know something about glasses.
You use your armpits.
You hold your pattern and put it in.
You hold the other head cover like this and you keep your armpits closed.
But it's already your turn, right?
Yes.
It's your turn, defendant.
I have a head cover.
But you keep your armpits closed!
How many times are you doing?
You keep your armpits closed?
No, no.
We're playing and you have head cover but you keep your armpits closed!
Armpit...
Your opponent is losing, but you're doing it with armpit.
You do it all and you don't keep your pattern.
But you keep your armpits closed right?
Do you keep them closed?
How many times do you try to make me do "waki" in front of the camera?
What do you mean?
Even when you make me look for you, you keep doing "waki".
What do you mean?
You keep waiting for me like this.
What?
I said "waki" once.
I have "waki" but...
Oh.
He's angry.
I put "fa" in it.
Yoga.
Nothing happened.
Before that, do you say "sorry for making you look for my head cover"?
No.
No?
"Oh, let's go" is over.
I had a dream once.
When I was recording "Ucchan Nanchan" and "Shimizu Michchan" and "Nozawa Nago"
I said "I don't have my watch".
I made everyone look for it.
But in the end, I just put it somewhere.
And it came out.
"Oh, let's go".
What is it?
Can I say something?
I also heard one story.
The defendant forgot his cigarette in the school.
He forgot it in the car.
He asked his manager to get it for him.
Because it's in the bonnet.
In the bonnet?
The manager didn't know what it meant.
Bonnet?
Yes, go ahead. It's in the bonnet.
The manager went.
It's not in the bonnet, is it?
No, it's not.
I'm sorry, but it's not in the bonnet.
Yes, it is. I'll put it in.
Wait a minute. I'll go.
He said.
He went to the car.
He opened the door.
He opened the dashboard.
Look! It's in the bonnet!
It's not in the bonnet. It's in the dashboard.
No, it's not!
Wow! It's Yokohama!
It was when Hamada went on a trip to Okinawa with his friends.
Okinawa sure is cool!
Thank you!
I'm glad I followed you, Hamada!
It's been a while since Hamada was in a good mood.
Hamada, do you want some tropical juice?
Sure.
Hamada, do you want sunscreen?
Hamada, do you want a bus towel?
You guys, don't worry about traveling.
There are no seniors or juniors in a place like this.
Do as you like, everyone!
Cool!
No, thank you!
Cool!
With the help of the Okinawan Liberation Army, Hamada and his colleagues enjoyed marine sports to their hearts' content.
It's so fun!
It was so much fun!
Hamada-san, what will you do for dinner?
I know! Let's have a barbecue by the beach!
Let's meet up in an hour!
Yes!
And then, as promised...
Ah, I'm so hungry!
Huh? Where's Hamada-san?
That's weird. It's already past six o'clock.
Let me call him.
Ah, hello? Hamada-san?
Everyone's already gathered at the beach, but...
Ah, sorry! Sorry! I'll be a little late!
Make it quick!
Got it!
I don't want to eat first.
Then, until Hamada-san comes, let's have a beach ballet?
Hamada and his colleagues spent their time at the beach ballet.
Let's do it!
OK, attack!
Hahaha!
Hahahahaha!
When everyone was having fun...
Hahahahaha!
Surprisingly, Hamada came from afar in a demon form with a heavy dash!
Hey, you! Line up over there!
Once he was lined up in a row at the beach...
The next moment!
Ouch!
Without saying a word, he suddenly went crazy!
And...
Why did I have so much fun when you guys were around?!
Who did you think you were thanks to?!
I told you not to go!
Hamada-san! Is the meat ready?!
Yeah!
Hamada-san! Is the meal ready?! Yeah!
Even though they came to Okinawa for vacation, they were always careful like always.
You guys! Don't use fire!
As it was in the movie, Hamada-san told them not to use fire.
Even so, Hamada-san was late for the 6 o'clock meeting time.
And the kids... I mean the juniors...
Hey! You! You're the same as me!
What do you mean "kids"? Where's the seniors?!
No, no, no! You're not like that!
"Kids"?
Because you're late for the meeting, you should let them eat freely for 15 minutes before arriving.
Even so, you should do that.
So, you should have waited for them to eat.
If you had waited, you wouldn't have gotten mad.
Not "waited", but "like this"...
I don't know!
Because the seniors told you not to use fire...
That's right!
Before that, you played golf and played with everyone.
Do you usually do beach volleyball without me?
Did you really want to do beach volleyball?
Did you like beach volleyball that much?
No, no, no!
I'm actually saying this...
You're pointing it out at me for the first time...
You! You!
What?!
It was a 6 o'clock meeting...
Even if you say it, it was a 6 o'clock meeting...
At 5:45...
The seniors were going to eat early.
Yes, they were.
So we decided to eat first and then do beach ballet.
If my memory serves me right...
They came to me with a little distance and said...
Stand in a line!
Stand in a line while running!
Don't you think they're mad at you for that?
I don't think so. I don't know why they hit me.
That's right.
Did you have fun?
There were about 200 of them left.
Were they bad people?
I couldn't believe it myself, so I was careful.
As for my private life...
When you go to the bathroom...
The juniors also go with you.
When you went to the bathroom...
There were a lot of people there.
When you went to the bathroom...
The juniors also went with you.
When you went to the bathroom...
When you went out...
Every time you went out...
The juniors in front of you were surprised.
When you went out...
The juniors in front of you were surprised.
They forgot you were there!
You'd be surprised if someone was there as soon as you opened the door.
They were there every time.
Some juniors were there as soon as you opened the door.
No one was there.
But if you were there as soon as you opened the door, you'd be surprised.
Do you think so?
We're not protecting you.
We're protecting the general public.
I see.
I'm sure Matsumoto-san has experience with this.
When you go to the bathroom...
Don't people look at you?
Yes, they do.
What do you do? Don't you just ignore them?
That's right.
I was really surprised.
As if nothing had happened...
What are you looking at?!
We go to the bathroom every time we protect the general public.
Once, when we were in a car...
We were in our 20s.
An 80-year-old man said...
What are you looking at?!
Could you stop that?
He said, "That's a very old man."
He said, "That's a very old man!"
Could you say it properly?
I don't know what you're saying.
Next week...
What's happening in Canada?
Canada's natural disaster trial!
The bad report that continues!
This natural disaster will never stop!
And even more, a testimony from Eastern Japan...
I'm a senior, but in my heart...
What am I?
If Shino makes a troubled face...
I'm like...
What's so funny?!
I was telling you, but it's already messed up!
It's messed up!