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High tension the best 10!
An entertainer raising the tension to the extreme and performing ultimate gay!
Last week's 10th to 7th place continues and tonight's 1st place announcement!
I'm going to pull out all of your hearts!
Will the glorious 1st place shine?
This week's 6th place is!
346 points! Counting the number of demons! Chidori 5th place!
This makes children cry.
These two are also writing assistants.
It's their first appearance.
It's their first appearance and they're so excited.
We've been writing assistants since we were students.
When we were high school students, we talked to each other.
I see.
We were so nervous.
I know we've known each other for a long time.
We cried a couple of times in our free time.
In our free time...
It's embarrassing.
Our free time and our writing time are different.
I don't know what's going on.
But we've been on many big stages.
That's right.
You're an assistant in Tokyo.
But you've been here a thousand times.
You've been drinking, haven't you?
You're an assistant in Tokyo. Why would I drink?
You're old enough to drink.
Do you think I smell like alcohol?
Smell me.
No, I just have a bad breath.
Why did you push me?
If you do this, you can go back to the bathroom.
I see.
Thank you.
Please.
It's amazing. It takes a lot of time.
That's right.
If you're going to leave, do it now.
I'm sorry.
Is that so?
This week, number six.
Chidori, number five.
Count the number of demons.
Twenty!
Five!
Eight!
Nine!
Ten!
Eleven!
Ten demons!
Eleven!
Ten!
Twenty!
Everyone!
Ten!
Twenty!
Fifty!
Twenty!
Thirty!
Forty!
Twenty!
Forty!
I don't know the number!
No!
Oh!
This is good!
Oh, this is good!
This is good!
This!
This person is better!
I hope I can make a budget!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
This is good!
5th place this week is
481 points, Poison, TKO, Kinoshita Takayuki
Congratulations
Kinoshita Takayuki
I don't think you are smart enough to wear this
What's up?
My mother made me appear in this show
Oh, I remember
I got carried away like a crazy person
What do you mean?
When we go on location together, she says she wants a studio with me
Not outside?
This was scheduled for 10 minutes
Don't edit it out
I don't know!
What's wrong with you?
We don't know
Do you go out for a meal with her?
Yes, we go out for a meal, but she's around me
She doesn't even look at the camera
Her voice is a little high-pitched
Is she always like this?
Of course not!
Thank you!
5th place this week is
TKO, Kinoshita Takayuki with "Poison"
This is it.
It hurts more than before!
It's so strong!
What are you doing?
It hurts more than before!
It's so strong!
Mama!
Mama, mama!
Mama, papa!
How is it?
It doesn't hurt anymore!
Thank you very much!
As expected, you guys are amazing this time as well!
Well then, please take your seats.
Ah, it's like...
It's unexpectedly rough.
It's unexpectedly rough when it's over, isn't it?
Let's go!
And now, for this week's second place...
Fourth place is...
568 points!
EMPEROR'S BICYCLE
Laughter Meshi
Nishida Construction
Congratulations!
High tension for the first time!
Nishida-san, you have a special skill today.
I can do "nisekushami"
Kazuo-chan often does it.
It's more like a real "nisekushami".
Really?
Yes.
I'll do "nisekushami".
Nishida-san is checking his bike with his eyes.
Is it good?
It's good.
It's like making time.
It's good.
This week's best laughing food is...
Emperor's bicycle by Nishida-san.
Bicycle...
It's your fault!
It's your fault that the emperor got injured!
It's your fault!
It's your fault that the emperor got injured!
I told you so many times!
Stop it!
It's your fault!
It's your fault that the emperor got injured!
It's your fault!
Thank you very much.
That was great!
It was great.
This is really high quality.
It was interesting.
We will finally enter the best 3.
Before that!
This week's spotter light!
Marunbauer ranked 27th!
Savannah Yagimasumi!
Congratulations!
Marunbauer ranked 27th!
That's right!
I have a letter from your partner, Takahashi-san.
I wanted you to receive it.
To my partner...
High tension, the best 10.
Congratulations for your second time.
Thank you.
I was surprised that you were still in second place.
I think you can leave good results as long as you have high tension.
I will do my best.
When I went to Thailand, I was very excited.
I got a massage from a gay.
I went on a trip with my wife.
I met a woman at a bar.
I had a relationship with her.
She threatened me with money because I was a mafia woman.
I was almost naked and ran away from the hotel.
Anyway, you are always high tension.
Keep up the good work!
Savannah Takahashi!
This is a back row, isn't it?
Back row!
This is a back row, isn't it?
This is orthodox.
This is a back row, isn't it?
Please stand by!
Let's go!
This week's spot light is in 27th place.
Savannah Yagi Masumi and...
Marumar!
Let's go!
Maruman!
Lumaruman!
Shouman!
Juman!
Daiman!
Neruman!
Lumarude!
Suro-man!
Duman-suro!
Maruman!
Lumaruman!
Maruman!
Thank you very much!
Thank you very much, too!
Wonderful!
I'm glad you're excited.
I have a question for you.
How long have you been acting?
Eighteen years.
Eighteen years of acting.
Congratulations!
Now, everyone, the top three have been announced.
I'll give you a hand.
This week's number three is...
Number seven hundred and thirty-two, "Strategic Situation,"
Kogoriko Endo!
Congratulations!
3rd place again, just like last time.
What happened to you? Did you feel sick?
A little while ago, I had a high fever of 38.5 degrees or higher.
At that time, I was alone and...
Stop it!
You're standing up!
You're making fun of me, too.
Who's wrong?
I've been wanting to ask you this for a long time.
You've been here many times.
When you came out, you looked back like this.
I've been wanting to ask you this for a long time.
Can I explain this?
Every time I have a fresh feeling, I'm like, "Oh, this is what it's like to be in a set like this."
I'm like, "Oh, this is what it's like to be in a set like this."
It's boring to hear you say that.
I'm the only one who's having fun.
If you make fun of me like that, I'll be embarrassed.
Please stand by.
I'll do it, too.
I don't think he can decide here unless it's that time.
I don't think we can have a meeting.
Is this okay?
Even if I do this, I'll do it normally from the beginning.
This week's third!
Koguriko Endo's portrait.
Strategy. From above the super bridge.
All right!
Look, it's perfect.
This time, I'll make you pay for it, Satoru.
First of all, you! Come here! Come here!
Don't make me laugh, you bastards!
First of all, you! That green...
That green underwear of yours!
I'll tear it off right now!
I don't like that.
And that green underwear of yours...
I'll throw it at the intersection over there!
I'll throw it at the intersection...
I'll pretend to stop a taxi...
I'll tear it off!
You, too!
All right, come here!
You, too!
That...
That dirty underwear of yours! I'll tear it off!
I'll tear it off right now!
Bring it here!
There's a parking lot!
From one to four...
The car isn't parked right now...
From one to four, that underwear of yours...
Leave it there for now!
You, too!
Line up!
I'll make you pay for my milk!
Everyone, line up!
I'll make you pay for my milk!
Democrats, you too, line up!
I'll make you pay for my milk!
All right! Thank you very much!
By the way...
The girl in the mask isn't laughing at all!
Now, finally...
This week's second episode!
843 points, white fairy, head of the party, rainbow rapper, Sara!
- Mr. Egashira! - Yes, Mr. Egashira.
I'm here!
But you haven't changed at all, Mr. Egashira!
That's right!
Today, I'm going to revolutionize Gakitsuka!
Wow!
I'm back!
Oh my!
All right!
That's right! I have this mark!
Please put it away!
But, Mr. Egashira...
You don't get married, do you?
No, I don't.
But my wife is the prime minister of Japan!
Mr. Egashira...
You've changed your house and your position, though!
Today, I'm back!
But you haven't changed at all, Mr. Egashira!
That's right! I have this mark!
Please put it away!
But my wife is the prime minister of Japan!
Mr. Egashira...
You don't get married, do you?
No, I don't.
But my wife is the prime minister of Japan!
Mr. Egashira...
You don't get married, do you?
No, I don't.
But my wife is the prime minister of Japan!
Mr. Egashira...
You don't get married, do you?
But my wife is the prime minister of Japan!
Mr. Egashira...
You don't get married, do you?
But my wife is the prime minister of Japan!
That's a good picture!
Mr. Egashira, if you say OK, please give me a call.
It doesn't mean it's not OK.
I can't wait for it at all.
Mr. Egashira's good point...
I don't think so, but...
Don't say you don't think so!
Stop it!
This is amazing!
This week's second!
Egashira's "White Fairy" at 2:50!
The stage is...
It doesn't matter.
That's a good picture!
You guys!
I'll show you my real high tension!
Thank you so much!
Wow!
This is what happens when you say "amazing fairy"!
I did it!
I'm so happy!
You, dirty comedians!
You!
You're so bad!
What are you doing?
You're so bad!
At last, it's just "inokiya"!
It's just "inokiya"!
We're doing it again this year! Shiofack 2012!
"Laughing but not laughing" fort pavilion was broadcasted last year
Please come and see it
Let's go
1st place is
971 points
It's 1st place for sure
Yamasaki Kosei
Congratulations
Yamasaki san
Can you get out of that box?
Yamasaki san
Don't break it
It's dangerous so don't break it
What?
Don't break it
I'm mad that I used "ki" not "tsuke"
Thank you for making memories
I didn't want to do that pattern.
Standby, please.
Are you ready? If you are, please speak up.
What are you doing?
I haven't decided yet.
What are you doing?
I haven't decided yet.
Just sit down.
I'm scared. I'm scared of something.
This week's first place goes to...
Yamasaki Hosei.
It's covered in clay.
Wait a minute!
There's something like this!
When you're running like this,
when you're running like this,
there's something like this!
Stand by!
Hey!
There's an eleven-year-old boy over there!
Why is there an eleven-year-old boy?!
Why?!
You!
You've come again!
Una corral's little guy!
Come in!
Una corral!
It's not funny, is it?
The last enemy appeared!
The last enemy came down from the sky and just like that!
Just like that!
He shot me in the head!
I died!
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
It's okay, it's okay.
It's okay, get up.
You got it right!
Thank you very much!
I can't believe I'm sitting next to that gold guy!
Okay, pose!
Normally, you'd have to apologize many times.