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High tension, the best ten!
The stage where entertainers raise their tension to the extreme and show their ultimate game!
The 19 entertainers who gathered in this sunny stage.
I've been lowering my tension for two days now, so I'm trying not to raise it as much as possible.
Super popular Sugi-chan to a new stage!
I don't know if I should raise it or not.
High tension, who is ready?
I'm here for the first time.
High tension, entertainers who are here for the first time also participate in many events.
I've been watching you for a long time.
I'm afraid of this logo.
What are you doing?
What is this?
Hamada is shouting at young entertainers' rampage!
Why is that?
High tension, who is preparing by himself without entering the entertainment circle.
Waiting for the explosion in a private room.
What kind of high tension will it show?
Summer Entertainment Festival opens!
High Tension! The Best Ten!
Good evening!
Thank you for having us!
It's been about a year.
I don't know if Mr. Hamada noticed, but the recording was delayed a little.
Yes, yes.
I asked the staff why it was delayed, and they said they were waiting for Mr. Egashira's confirmation.
Confirmation of what?
I don't know.
Are there any new people?
Of course, there are new and old people.
And of course, there are some people who are really cold.
You're talking nonsense today.
Of course, not all of them are of high quality.
Yes, that's right.
Someone just snorted, didn't they?
Behind my back?
Yes, behind my back.
I think it came to me mentally.
Now, let's get started!
This week's 10th place is...
67 points!
Let's measure their ability!
Kogoriko, Naoki Tanaka!
Please come in!
Nice to meet you!
First of all, Mr. Tanaka, you've been in 10th place for 15 years in a row!
That's right.
I'm sorry, but I'll ask you one more time.
How are the comedians behind you?
Yes, they're great!
There are a lot of people who are here for the first time.
There's a lot of tension.
They all have bad breath.
Everyone doesn't talk much because they know that.
Who said "ueh" behind you?
I think it's Saito from "Jungle Pocket".
If I'm not mistaken...
I joined two hours ago.
I think it's the same for the other members.
No one has seen Egashira-san.
No one has seen him.
If it's a cat, it's dead.
Let's go, Tanaka-san!
Please stand by.
You're noisy.
Is Tanaka-san always like this?
Today's 10th place.
Let's measure Tanaka Naoki's eyesight.
Wait.
It's hard.
It's impossible!
I know!
What is that?
I know.
That's right!
What does that mean?
Someone said it.
What is that?
What is Caesar behind you?
That's right!
The tension is getting lower and lower.
That's right.
The tension is getting lower and lower.
That's right!
The camera can't catch up with you.
It's a little long.
I'll catch you!
It's longer than usual.
Next person!
Please come in!
Thank you very much!
Wasn't it the best?
As a top driver, I think I played a top role
Did you feel nervous?
I've been serving you for a long time
9th place is
89 points
Hasef Kurabi "Kawashima Kunihiro"
Congratulations!
Thank you very much!
You two teamed up today
9th place
What happened today?
I'm curious about it
It's been two years since you two brought presents
It's been two years
No way!
It's my first time
It's cold
What is it?
Mr. Kawasaki Kaie came to cut up the sirloin.
Sirloin? What are you talking about?
Mr. Kawasaki Kaie came to cut up the sirloin.
He came to cut up the sirloin.
You raised me!
Don't call me "you"!
I don't admire you!
It's not just that.
This is for you, Hamada-san.
Thank you very much!
I'm sorry.
I know you have a strong son.
I see.
What is it?
It's a cold costume.
This is the strongest...
It's very cold, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's "kobushi-kosogi-niku" from Vajima.
"Kobushi-kosogi-niku" is...
It's made of small pieces of meat.
Kobushi-kosogi-niku
Thank you very much!
I didn't know you would give me so much.
I have something for you two.
May I see it?
Yes, of course.
I hope you like it.
May I eat it?
Yes, of course.
What do you think of it?
I haven't seen it yet.
What is it?
I've seen it around here.
If you do like this...
What is it?
I don't know.
What is it?
I don't know.
It's coming out little by little.
Wow!
It came out suddenly.
What is it?
It doesn't hurt or itch.
It looks like "kosogi-niku".
It looks like "kobushi-kosogi-niku".
What is it?
I don't know.
What do you want me to do?
I don't know.
What do you want me to do?
That's all for today.
I see.
What is it?
It's "kosogi-niku" of "kaiya" of "shiri-niku".
Is it "niku"?
Hold it for a moment.
It looks like "kyuri-yan".
Please sell it!
It's amazing.
The set is...
Wait!
"kosogi-niku" is sold out!
This week's 9th!
"Hasefukuran" at Kawashima Kunihiro, Yasei Bakuzan!
Yeah!
Thank you!
Thank you for coming!
It was fun!
It was fun.
It's like you're doing it when you're overseas and you're not watching TV.
Yeah.
You can watch it at least then.
The eighth!
143 points!
"Matcha no Hamachan" Anjash!
Kojima!
Kazuya!
Let's go!
"Gaki no Tsukai" for the first time!
Kojima san, "Gaki no Tsukai" for the first time?
Yes, for the first time.
Is it okay for you to suddenly appear like this?
I just have something I want to say to Matsumoto san.
Is that so?
In this industry, I'm addicted to you, Matsumoto san.
You're just saying it yourself.
Isn't it a realistic premonition?
No, no, no.
Matsumoto san is addicted to me.
The staff who are watching this show,
their offers for the show "downtown" are amazing!
In the past two months, all of them have come out!
"Moneyless" "Lux" "Police" "Hey, hey"
All of them!
Lin Karman
And this, right?
I'd like you to slow down a little more.
Now, here, the staff has come to you, your wife.
Shizuka san?
Yes, Shizuka san.
I'd like you to introduce a memo you've heard of.
Matsumoto san plays around with you with a character called "Mr. Osbery",
but in reality, because he's so addicted to me,
at the time, he said that it's cute of me to have a smirk on my face.
Is that what you're saying, wife?
And what do you say at those times, wife?
"Ah, I see," you say.
Ah, I wish you'd at least say something there.
Stop it with that!
Hey, hey, hey.
You're scaring me.
Speak up.
Don't you know you're really addicted to me today?
This is a problem, you know?
No, I'm seriously addicted.
Even you, Hamada san, I'm addicted.
Ah, that's right.
Yes, stand by.
Why are you standing by?
Go!
This week's 8th place goes to Kojima Kazuya for "Matchan, Hamachan".
Yes!
Hamachan, Machan, Macha, Machachan!
Kojima-chan-ga!
Umumum...
Ah, about time.
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I thought so.
Thank you very much!
But laughing and pranking are two different things, I think.
You know what I mean, right?
Let's move on.
The 7th grade of an orphanage!
253 points! What does it mean?
It's Sugi-chan!
Congratulations!
Sugi-chan-san!
It's your first appearance on "High Tension"!
It's a little different from your usual performances.
Yes, it is.
You won the "Yamawan Grand Prix" last year.
It's amazing.
Yes, it is.
Until last year, nobody knew about you, Sugi-chan.
It's all thanks to you, Dantan-san!
No, it's true!
What are you talking about? It's true!
Doesn't it smell like cigarettes right now?
It's been a while.
It smells like cigarettes.
Sugi-chan, Masuo-san, you seem too busy.
Yes, I am.
I'm very busy right now.
In this show, we usually have a meeting in advance and talk about our special skills and episodes.
But you didn't say anything about it.
What does it mean?
It means you're too busy.
Well, if we talk about all the episodes in all kinds of shows, it means I'm tired of it!
What do you think of all the episodes we've recorded in the past year?
Can I say "zero" now?
Sugi-chan, do you still have more episodes until the end of the year?
What will you do?
I thought I couldn't surpass "Tanabata" in my prediction.
You surpassed it!
I surpassed it!
Don't say that!
I really didn't think you could surpass it!
But it seems like you're still excited about it!
Yes, I'm usually not that excited about it.
Even if you keep talking about it, you won't say anything about it, right?
It's "zero", right?
You really didn't say anything about it!
Standby, please!
You really didn't say anything about it!
Do you even have white rice?
You really didn't say anything about it!
Let's move on to this week's 7th place!
With Sugi-chan, what does it mean?
What does it mean?
What does it taste like?!
Bitter!
It's not just bitter, it's also bitter and sour!
What is next to it?!
Plum!
It's actually plum!
There's even plum?!
What is next to it?!
You're grumpy!
It's rotten and disgusting!
But it's usually the same, right?
What is next to it?!
Even if you change your fingers, it's still the same!
It's sweet and delicious!
I found it!
It's sweet and delicious!
What is next to it?!
Rotten and disgusting!
What is next to it?!
It's rotten and disgusting!
What's sweet and delicious in there?!
What is in there?!
What does it mean?!
Do you just want to eat sweet and delicious things?!
The worst part is delicious.
What is it?
Eat the skin, too.
But it's not high-tension.
What is it?
The skin is smelly and bad.
Thank you very much.
You did it.
It's wonderful.
You are cutting around with bare hands.
I can't do it.
Putting it in your mouth is cruel.
Mr. Kojima, how do you like it?
I'm glad it's cruel.
It's like licking various things.
Sushi Craftsman's Gravity One Million Version
Jungle Pocket
I'm Shinji Saito.
I heard you saying "jungle pocket" just now.
Yes, it's me.
I guess you've heard of me.
Yes, it's my first time working with you.
It's your first time, right?
Don't get too excited.
Are you Takeyama-kun?
Yes, I'm Takeyama-kun.
Are you Monjayaki-san of Takeyama-kun?
Yes, I'm from Tsukishima.
I see.
I'm Tsukijoma-san.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Matsumoto-san.
Oh, you're Matsumoto-san.
Please calm down.
Do you remember this picture?
Yes, I do.
This is about one or two years ago.
That's right.
This picture is displayed here.
This is where you can see this store the most.
Yes, it is.
Customers can see it.
Does Matsumoto-san from downtown come here often?
This woman said, "Matsumoto-san comes here often."
But Matsumoto-san...
Only once, right?
Yes, that's right.
But in Tsukishima,
Matsumoto-san's hideout-like...
Hideout-like...
I've never said "hideout-like" before.
What do you mean "three out of three come up"?
There are only about one or two people who come up.
What are you talking about?
Do you have any special skills?
I do.
Show us your special skills.
I can measure human weight.
What's that?
It's amazing if it's true.
Hamada-san, please let me measure you.
I'm a little confused now.
Only you know the correct answer.
Do you know your current weight?
Yes.
Please don't let go of your neck.
What are you doing?
What is this?
What are you doing?
I've seen this before.
What are you doing?
But this is correct.
What are you doing?
54kg
I have a little more.
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
He's going to be in the 16th place of the Boxing Best Ten Competition.
With a strongest jungle pocket,
100 times heavier than sushi chefs.
Ladies and gentlemen, what will we do?
Chutoro
Kasukabe-san
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Your voice is coming out.
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[GRUNTING]
[INAUDIBLE]
It's not over yet.
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[LAUGHTER]
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[LAUGHTER]
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[LAUGHTER]
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[LAUGHTER]
[MUSIC]
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You can do it, right?
Yes.
Are you okay?
I'm a little scared of it.
Are you scared of it?
I'm going to do my best today.
I see.
Before you do it,
Mayada, what do you have?
I've been cooking lately.
I got this from somewhere.
It's Okinawan noodle soup.
Noodle soup.
I don't boil it.
You just mix it up.
You usually stir-fry it.
That's right.
I have my own sauce.
I don't know what it is.
It's bonito flakes.
I boiled the pork and made a sauce with it.
I want you to know the charm of it.
The charm of it.
I see.
You can put it in a salad.
That's right.
You can put it in a salad.
Is it for real?
It's for real.
I want you to be happy about it.
I see.
I just want you to say it's good.
We're just chatting.
I see.
Masumoto-san,
you always do this to me.
Thank you for the meal.
What did you eat for dinner last night?
Nothing special.
I didn't eat anything delicious.
I ate G-class gourmet food.
Please stand by.
This week, we are in 12th place.
At SLEM CLUB UCHIMA MASANARI, "Believe in the future"!
I'm tired.
I don't want to work.
I want money without doing anything.
Is that really okay, Uchima?
Uchima!
Uchima, wake up!
Release me!
Pull my heart away!
Do whatever you like!
Is that a good thing?
I don't know! Fly! Fly! Fly! Fly! Fly!
Believe in the future!
Yes! Thank you very much!
It's almost over, isn't it?
I'm tired.
You're tired, aren't you?
Of course you're tired.
I think all the staff are tired, too.
I want to give this format to someone.
I'm glad I did it.
I'll do it again this year! SHOWAC 2012!
At "Gakki no Tsutai", we'll hold a comedy show broadcasted last year!
Please come and join us!
Next week!
I'll make a revolution!
"HIGH TENSION THE BEST TEN"!
I can't sing this!
We'll count down to first place!
And finally...
That man moves!
Don't look back at "HIGH TENSION THE BEST TEN"!