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In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai Ara" we will go on a journey of repairing old houses and barracks one after another!
It's not funny, is it?
What's wrong with it?
Somehow, like a staff, for a long period of time, we were young.
Somehow, all of us had dark circles on our faces.
The other day, I happened to be at Takeshita Street repairing old houses.
I was standing in the corner and it was really cool!
I was really into it!
Really?
At first, I thought, "If this person doesn't come to Kiddyland, does he know about it?"
Maybe he came to Kiddyland.
I thought, "If he doesn't know about it..."
What did you do?
At that time, I interrupted him.
When we were talking about "kigurumi talk",
I said that I wanted to repair old houses and barracks one after another,
and I said that I wanted to make "hey po" do a bungee jump.
When we were doing it...
Really?
It all started from here.
That was four months ago, when Koyabe came to "kigurumi talk".
Is "hey po" a decent person?
I think he's a little pathetic, so we decided to go on a journey together.
Like bungee jumping and dying together.
I see!
That's nice!
But I'm already 57 years old!
This is how "hey po" decided to fix his stubbornness.
You had a hard time on the way, didn't you?
Yes.
At first, I did have an aura, and I noticed it, but...
You already had it?
Yes, I already had it!
Oh, really?
As the journey progressed, I got angry.
You got angry, didn't you?
I don't think a pin entertainer would get angry.
Why is this guy on TV?
I think "Hello Keisuke" would probably get angry.
I can't do it!
I don't like it!
It's so late.
I can't believe I'm late.
This is Shibuka.
Oh! Good morning!
Where are we?
Good morning!
This is Shibuka in Gunma Prefecture.
It's huge!
Is this Seta Prefecture?
Today's theme is...
We're going to do a bungee jump...
in order to beat up the rotten boy.
In Shibuka, Gunma Prefecture.
I can't do it. I can't do a bungee jump.
After this journey, I think you're a good person.
You don't have to do the bungee jump.
I see.
I just have to do it properly.
That's right.
After this journey, we'll see if Heipo can do a bungee jump or not.
Will Heipo be able to avoid bungee jumping?
I see.
By the way, what is Shibuka like today?
There aren't many people here.
Well, it's about 9 a.m.
Don't say bad things about places.
It's a little past 6 a.m.
Let's go.
You said it before.
I laughed a little because of the smallness and funny looks when it appeared, but I was afraid because I often saw it as a musical instrument user, but honestly pulling it while it hasn't been 10 minutes since I bought it.
I think it's definitely a bungee jump if you judge a country town .
Ikao Onsen is close to the onsen.
That's right.
Where are you going next?
Next, we will go to the ranch.
Ranch?
Yes, I thought I'd go with animals and other species.
I hate animals.
What?
I don't want to go.
Until the next ranch, they will ride a route bus and move.
How is it?
Will you be calm if you see this remote scenery?
No, I'm not calm.
Look at this.
There is a karaoke or something like that.
Is there a karaoke or something like that?
No, there isn't.
If there is a karaoke, is there something like No. 18?
Mr. Gohiromi's "Oyome Samba".
Do you like it?
Yes.
I'm going to sing "Oyome Samba" for a while.
What?
I'm going to fall in love with you.
I'm going to ask you.
I'm going to fall in love with you.
The two came to Ikaho Green Farm, where you can meet many animals and meet many animals.
On weekends, it is a popular theme park where families run away.
First of all, I will try to squeeze a cow's butt.
I've never touched it before.
It's a first for you, isn't it?
It smells.
What is it?
It's a pig.
What are you saying in front of girls?
First of all, make a ring with your thumb and index finger.
Please make a ring.
What are you doing?
Please hold it harder.
It came out.
It's okay.
It came out.
It's okay.
I'm going to take a break.
Are you serious?
I'm scared.
Why do you take such a break?
I'm not tired.
Are you dead?
I'm so tired.
You're not mad as soon as you came.
I'm scared.
The TV will break down.
It's not a break, is it?
I'm finally here.
I'm tired.
I don't know what we're going to do next.
I don't know what we're going to do.
It's the hardest.
I don't know how many we're going to fly.
I'm exhausted.
I've only been thinking about it.
I'm exhausted.
I don't know what we're going to do.
I'm surprised.
I came here with almost nothing.
I try to hide it that much.
The dissatisfaction with the staff didn't stop after this, either.
I'm tired.
Next, she tries to feed the sheep.
Is it possible?
Disgusting!
My back hurts!
After shooting in the ranch, they take a break in the car.
Can I smoke here?
You want to smoke, right?
Do you have a cigarette?
I'll ask you a weird question.
Was that a trick?
The person who got angry at the non-smoking.
What happened?
The trick is to smoke in a closed room and get angry at the ranch staff.
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry. The staff told me to smoke.
I'm sorry.
You're using a meat plate as a knife.
What do you like?
Did you see that?
He got angry and said, "Did you smoke?"
I thought it was a big joke.
I almost laughed.
I know it all.
You're the director of "Hyakusen Denba".
You know where this is and where the waiting room is.
You know it all.
You're the director of "Hyakusen Denba".
You know it all.
To have lunch, they go to a popular restaurant in the area.
They order "Waraji sauce cutlet bowl", which is a specialty of the restaurant.
It's huge.
It's amazing.
"Waraji sauce cutlet bowl".
How does it taste?
It's good, but it's too much.
No, no, no.
- I'm going to break it. - This is bad.
Are you going to eat that part?
- No. - The bottom part.
- I'm going to eat it.
- I thought you were going to eat the bottom part.
- I'm going to eat the top part. - Okay.
The way you eat it is dirty.
The way you hold chopsticks is bad.
You'll spill it.
If you eat one by one with that person, you won't even sit next to him.
At three in the afternoon,
they came to Minatami, a city rich in nature on the upstream of the Tone River.
What did Koyabu prepare for them to beat up the police?
We're going to do some rafting for you.
- What's rafting? - It's going down a river.
Wow, that sounds scary.
(Rafting)
Not only that.
The police have another trick up their sleeves.
The trick is...
The female guests will pretend to be rafters and call out to them.
What kind of reaction will they show?
- Wait a minute. - Okay.
First of all, since it will take time for Koyabu to change clothes,
the rafters will be led to where the female guests are.
- Huh? - Huh?
- Are you a rafter? - Yes, I am.
- You're young. - You're young.
- Okay. - I feel younger than I look on TV.
- I feel younger. - I feel younger.
- People in this industry are young. - Really?
- It's a double standard. - Double standard.
- I'm in my 50s.
- What? - What?
- Do you come here because you want to do this? - Yes, we came here from Tokyo.
- Where in Tokyo? - I'm from...
- Really?
- What are you doing? - I'm surprised.
- You're so pretty. - If you have any problems, don't eat.
I go shopping at that park every year.
- But I don't go shopping with girls. - What do you shop for?
- Shopping? - Do you go shopping?
- Sometimes.
- Really? - It's a tradition.
- I didn't know that. - It's just a trend.
- But I don't have any food with me today. - Right.
- Can I use my cell phone? - Sure.
Maybe it's just me, but there's a wind coming out.
- It might be over there. - Okay, I got it.
- 090... - 090...
- I'm going. - Okay, come back.
- Okay. - Okay.
They get a phone number and take a picture in a good mood.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you.
- I did it! - I did it!
- Can you write it down? - No.
- Maybe you need a paper. - Paper?
- Yes, paper.
It was a moment when they learned the true nature of the military.
In the rain, at the starting point of rafting...
I'm in pretty good condition.
- Better than usual? - Yes.
- Less rain? - Yes.
- No thrills? - No.
- Thank you. - Yes, let's do our best.
- It looks like fun. - I see.
I'm scared.
It's exciting
Did it go in?
Why?
What's up?
It's ugly
I'm sorry, one more time
Last one
Take it
Get on it
I'm serious
Let's go
I'm serious
It's ugly
One more time
My neck was tied up by the camera
I thought I was going to die
No, you won't
It's not that bad
It's ugly
Today, a bungee jump for Heipo, who wore many masks, or the final judge will be decided.
- Are you tired? - I'm tired.
- I'm tired, too. - You must be.
- No, not for rafting, for Heipo. - Me?
- Let me bungee jump. - No, no.
- Let me beat you up. - No.
- I want to see it. - I want to see it.
- I can't do it.
Today's stage is the highest bungee jump in Japan, 42 meters high.
- I'm scared. - It's over there.
I've never done a bungee jump before.
I'm scared. I can't do it.
I can't do it.
That's where you started.
- Please jump. - No.
- You don't have to look like that. - What are you talking about?
It's basic.
I'm scared.
- Why is this happening? - Okay.
- Let's go, Heipo. - Yes.
- You can do it. - You can do it.
- It's so high. - Yes.
- You can do it. - Why is it hitting me?
Who would do such a thing?
As preparation progresses, Heipo is in a state of panic.
- Let's go. - No.
- You did it. You did it. - I can't do it.
- Let's start, Heipo. - I can't do it.
- You don't have to look like that. - No.
- You don't have to calculate. - Please give me a break.
- Let's do it. - Please.
- Let's stand up. - Wait a minute.
I can't stand like this. I can't stand like this for a long time.
I can't stand like this.
Don't direct me.
- Please stand here for now. - I can't stand like this.
- Please stand like this.
I won't push you.
- Don't do such a dangerous thing. - I'm begging you.
- I'm not drifting at all. - I'm begging you.
All right. I'll fly.
Here, Heipo retires.
Koyabu will do a bungee jump first.
Koyabu, you're flying too high.
Please.
Seriously?
If Koyabu said it, I wouldn't do it.
You're good at it.
I dedicate this jump to Mr. A-po.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Let's go.
A woman in love is beautiful.
Beautiful.
Koyabu, you're flying too high.
I'm scared of the return.
Koyabu, you're flying too high.
I can't escape from A-po.
I'm going to crash.
Koyabu, you're flying too high.
My back hurts.
Which one of you is lying?
While A-po is lying,
Koyabu escapes from bungee.
Thank you very much. I learned a lot today.
Let's end it here.
Thank you very much.
Koyabu looks like that and it's amazing.
Let's continue!
No, I can't do it anymore.
Koyabu, I really can't do it anymore.
Let's continue!
I said I can't do it anymore.
Look, the director is asking you to go over there.
Stop it already.
I can't do it.
No, I can't do it anymore.
A-po is really angry and the recording is interrupted for a moment.
I'm fine, but you don't know how I feel.
Say "maida", "maida".
I said "maida", but A-di couldn't do it at all.
Maida-san.
A-di's maida also knows that she couldn't do it, so A-po can't accept it.
Can you go back in the car for a moment?
We have a little more time.
What?!
We have a little more time.
How long do you want me to stay in the car?!
Koyabu-san, I can't do it anymore!
That's enough!
Please!
I think I can use this serious tone for my future work.
I'm going to withdraw from here.
Koyabu also gave up his pursuit and went back in the car.
You're stubborn in weird places.
How long are you going to be like this?
Mr. Koyabu!
Here, Koyabu also gives up and goes back to his car.
Is it okay for me to say something like a summary at the end?
Summary?
I'm not sure if I can use it all or not.
According to my calculation, I think it would be interesting if it turned out like this.
Hey!
What do you think?
Hey!
As a suggestion, it's barely time.
I can't do it.
It's not a matter of time.
I'm not going to make it cool and end it.
This is interesting.
So I thought I could do it easily.
That's too much.
I can't do that.
I'm sorry about that.
It's me.
Can you do it one more time?
I can't do it.
You're stubborn in weird places.
You can laugh about it.
What's so funny about it?
It's not a variety show.
It's not that simple.
You can't laugh about it, can you?
I'm sure Mr. Koyabu would say something like that.
I think you should try it this time.
That's what I think.
They didn't even come to the scene.
When they heard Mr. Koyabu's lecture, they closed the curtain.
I can't do it.
It was tough, wasn't it, Mr. Koyabu?
You too, Mr. Koyabu.
I'm really pissed off.
I know.
There's a lot of things going on in that car.
It's amazing.
That little boy is angry and rude like a dragon ball freezer.
I'll kill you, if you say that.
By the way, what about that girl's phone number?
What's going on?
Yes, I called her.
But she didn't answer my call at all.
What?
It's disgusting.
The worst of the five is coming out now.
If you're mad at the car, call your boss.
Call your boss.
But what pissed me off the most was...
When we were talking about the movie, you said "mission impossible" as "mission possible."
What are you trying to say?
Mr. Koyabu, what are you going to do?
The parallelism hasn't changed at all, has it?
That's right.
I think it would have been better if it was lower.
How low can you fly?
Three meters? Two meters?
You're funny.
As a director, you're funny now.
Let's go on a journey of hitting something again.
Why don't we go there again?
You don't like high places, do you?
I'm scared of high places.
Let's not go to high places.
Hey, where are you?
Until now, I've only talked to Sannan.
Hey, where are you?
Where are you?
Mr. Koyabu!