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Nekobabao Grand Prix!
This week's Nekobabao Grand Prix will be broadcasted in short.
The rules are to compete against the pilot in how to make food look like Nekobabao.
It's exposed! It's exposed!
He's holding it tight.
He's holding it tight and putting it in!
Now!
That's it! That's it!
The last words are "That's all!" and it's over!
The scoring is done by Matsumoto with 5 items, like "elegant", "thrill" and "suspense" when doing Nekobaba.
And tonight, the other 3 people will appear!
Who will shine as the king of Nekobabao?!
Alright, let's go! The next challenger, please come out!
Thank you.
How do you feel now compared to before?
I didn't think I was this high level.
I'm not confident that I've done this much.
Really? Your hair is beautiful today.
I did two blocks of Kamiya.
No, it's really good.
Good!
The strongest Muscle Man in the world, Banana Man Himura, is on his way!
His target is Hideo Tokoro, a MMA fighter who often goes out to eat even in private.
Himura is waiting for his target.
Will he steal the eyes of a MMA fighter?
Thank you.
Did you put on any weight or something?
Are you sure?
I'm not injured.
But you said you were all right.
Fifteen minutes later,
- the dishes are lined up on the table. - Is this it?
- It's finally Himura's turn. - It's cold.
- Yes. - What could it be?
- This is... - That's it, right?
First of all, Himura decided on
chanja sanshumori.
How will it turn out?
I'll call him.
- Ms. Shimura? - Yes?
Is Ms. Shimura Korean?
Yes, she is.
- How is it? - Well...
- By the way, it's easier now. - It's your chance, right?
- It's easier now. - Your chance.
He ate it all.
I don't think you should eat it all.
He ate it all.
I think I ate it all.
He ate it all.
- He ate it all. - He ate it all.
He ate it all.
You should eat it all!
You're almost invincible!
- You'll get caught! - No, I won't.
It's your chance.
- It's your chance. - You're almost invincible!
30 minutes have passed since "Catman" began.
It's not bad.
While they're talking about golf,
Himura starts playing.
There's something called "swing".
- It's "forehand". - No, it's "backhand".
You swing it like this.
Until now, it was like this.
- Yes, like that. - Like this.
- Like that. - Like that.
- It's not like that anymore. - Yes, like that.
- How is it? - Wow!
The next target is "shinsan" itself.
It's a "forehand" golf club.
- Is this for real? - It's scary!
- Can you eat it? - Can you eat it?
You can't eat it because you're standing out.
- It's difficult. - It's scary.
Wow!
It's for real.
It's for real!
This is difficult.
I can't do it afterwards.
It's for real!
Even after this, Hibura continues his cat dance without being noticed at all.
It's for real.
And finally, he attacks for the finish.
It's for real!
It's for real.
It's dazzling.
Look away.
Eat a shabu-shabu.
He's eating a shabu-shabu.
It's for real!
It's amazing.
It's almost nothing.
The juice is gone!
It's amazing!
It's almost nothing.
It's amazing!
Put it away.
I'm glad you went to that shop.
It's amazing!
Wait a minute.
Yes?
Can you tell me something?
What?
Can you tell me something?
What are you doing?
Can you tell me?
You can't tell me.
Wait a minute.
What?
You can't tell me!
What are you doing?
You can't tell me.
I'm glad you didn't do this!
I was so happy at the end!
I've never worn a hood like this.
You're wearing it from the other side.
Please tell me, Matsumoto.
As I thought...
He's wearing it like this!
You're wearing it like this!
If you hadn't found out, I'd be worried.
Next challenger, please come out!
You've all seen it, haven't you?
Well, I'm jealous of the lighting.
I'm jealous of the cat's eye lighting.
But when you do it, you get really nervous.
Really?
At first, I was so nervous that my hands were shaking.
I see.
I'm looking forward to it.
Then, let's watch it right away!
Please watch the video!
A one-man-one-man solution technician!
One troupe!
Let's go!
The target is a senior in the agency.
At a dinner table in Ryuhei-kai,
they're going to marry a cat lady!
Well, it's not bad for a space.
It's just a little bright.
All right!
This is a good store.
I'm Kentaro Ikenaka.
With all the targets ready,
"Catman" starts.
What time is it now?
It's 3 o'clock.
Oh, it's 3 o'clock.
I'm 51 years old.
I'm a beginner.
I know it sounds weird, but I'm 51 years old.
When I thought my job situation would be like this,
it's been another ten years.
I don't know what's going to happen from now on,
but I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what I'm doing.
While Ueshiba is talking about his future anxieties,
he finally makes a move on one person.
Excuse me.
How do you think I'm going to live in a boiling oden?
That's crazy!
But in the end, I thought so.
I thought it was decided.
Even in my life,
I thought God had decided it.
Even if I'm worried about it,
it's going to be like this or like that.
I see.
I might be dead.
I'm worried about it.
It's hot in Shiitake.
In that sense...
I'm pretty good.
Young people don't use Shiitake at all.
They don't use it.
They don't use it much.
You didn't have much free time, did you?
You're holding it like crazy!
I didn't have much free time.
You're holding it like crazy again.
I was already old.
I was old, but I had free time.
You're saying it.
You're talking about it.
That's right.
He doesn't get caught up in it and shows his elegance.
You're different.
I'm not old.
I used to eat a snack called...
What was it?
Shiitake.
It's both hands of Shiitake.
I'm 30 years old and I'm already full.
What are you doing?
Are you chilling?
What are you doing?
I'm elegant.
You're elegant!
You're elegant.
I see!
I'm 30 years old and I'm like this.
I don't make a lot of money.
But you're 21 years old, right?
Yes, I'm 30 years old.
I used to think I was 30 years old.
But people know you by your name.
In the first few years...
One of you is not talking at all!
And...
Thank you, Mr. Asumi.
It's because you were in the agency, Mr. Takei.
Next, they order Hamoshabu.
A hot pot.
Can they do it?
30 seconds.
Here you go.
I can't hold it like this. If I hold it like this, my skin will fall off.
You're optimistic.
Hot, hot, hot!
Hey, Yuki, it's hot!
It's hot!
It's because you're wearing it.
Hot, hot!
It's hot!
Shut up, you!
What's wrong with you?
I don't know where my mouth is.
Where is it?
That's not a mouth.
I don't know where my mouth is.
It's hot, hot, hot!
What are you doing?
It's fine!
It's fine for me, too!
(Two hours later)
Two hours have passed since the beginning.
The three of them are getting drunk.
I've only recently realized that getting drunk is fun.
It's fun.
Here, Yamazaki is standing in the bathroom.
Ueshiba and Yamazaki are alone.
One of them is boldly attacking.
What's up?
Did I say that?
Setoji Jakucho is...
It's too much.
Isn't it hot?
Ramen.
He's saying it.
It's hot, it's hot.
This hand...
It's hot, it's hot, it's hot.
Ryuhei-san is saying it nicely, too.
I thought it was Setoji Jakucho.
That's right.
This restaurant is well-regulated.
It's well-regulated.
It's pretty expensive.
Because...
How do you say it in Chinese?
Who?
Isn't it Chingiz Han?
You're lying.
What are you doing in my head?
You're saying it.
(Laughs)
Good, Hitori!
Good!
(Laughs)
Good!
This is not exposed!
You didn't know, did you?
Basically you didn't know, did you?
You didn't know, did you?
You made me drunk like this, didn't you?
No, it's okay, you crazy bastard.
What is it?
What is it in your pocket?
(Laughs)
You didn't know, didn't you?
It's exposed! It's exposed!
(Laughs)
It's exposed! It's exposed!
(Laughs)
Wow, it's really...
(Laughs)
It's really disgusting, isn't it?
Why did you say this?
Why did you say it, Wano-san?
It's like...
(Laughs)
Wano-san!
Yes, I got it.
About today.
It's obvious, but...
Please!
The thrill and the pace...
I was completely blown away.
I think that was a key point.
The next challenger, please!
It's the last one.
It's the last one, right?
Yes, it's the last one.
Because it's the last one.
It was really good, but...
Yes, it was.
The number of people...
I thought it would be different.
I thought it would be the last one.
Before that, when you came out,
you didn't have any support.
To be honest, I did feel it.
You felt it, didn't you?
Yes.
He's been in the industry for 24 years.
Mr. Hosei Yamazaki's first appearance!
His targets are Hong Kong and Mr. Tochi of Yoshimoto Young Employees.
The setting is for a fictional show.
Having the courage to choose your seniors...
Even while waiting for his target,
Mr. Yamazaki doesn't care about his simulation.
I wonder what it will be like without a sense of secrecy.
It's quite spacious, isn't it?
Good morning.
Thank you for it.
Don't make me laugh.
Are you proud of me?
I'm a gourmet.
I see.
- Excuse me. - Yes?
- I have something to say. - Okay.
As a collaborator, Yoshimoto's producer, Miyamoto, participated.
The meeting of the show became a star.
- Let's split it in half. - Okay.
As soon as the first dish is served,
Mr. Yamazaki starts eating.
Thank you for it.
- Thank you for it. - Thank you for it.
- Wait a minute. - Okay.
It's good.
- It's traditional. - Yes, it is.
- It's from Okinawa. - Okay.
- Cheers. - I've been to Okinawa many times,
but I've never been to Okinawa.
I'm from Hokkaido.
- Really? - Yes.
I'm from Yamano.
I'm from the north, so I'm from Yamano.
- No, you'll be found out. - I'm from Saitama.
- What are you doing? - What are you doing?
- You're fast. - I'm sorry.
- You're fast. - Aren't you hungry?
- No, I'm not. - Really?
- I'm hungry. - I'm in the middle of something.
I'll be back in a second.
- I'm in trouble. - You're too fast.
- You're in trouble. - I'm tired.
- Just eat. - I can't do it.
Seriously.
Forty minutes have passed without doing anything.
- Forty minutes. - This is bad.
Will Yamazaki be able to turn things around?
- This is bad. - This is bad.
- Can you put it in blue? - With a lock?
- With a lock. - With a lock.
Are you alone?
- You can't do this alone. - No, you can't do this.
- What? - No, no.
- This is against the rules. - Really?
This is for real.
- This is a robbery. - Robbery.
- Don't say things like this. - No, no, no.
This is against the rules.
- What are you doing? - No.
- What are you doing? - What are you doing?
What are you doing?
- I said you can go home. - Go home.
Thank you.
This can't be.
Wow.
What is this?
Continue.
What is this?
What are you doing?
Go.
What are you doing?
- What are you doing? - Here it comes!
- Ouch. - Sorry.
- Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm okay.
- You shouldn't have asked me if I'm okay. - Yeah, you shouldn't have.
- And a super fried potato and a bone-in spare rib. - Super fried potato...
- Can I ask you something? - Yeah.
What the hell is this? It's wet!
It's dirty!
- Super fried potato... - Yeah.
- With salt and cheese... - With salt? Oh, with salt.
- What's wrong? - You...
You...
- What? - You caught me.
- No way. - Sorry.
- You caught me. - You caught me.
- Are you all right? - Yeah, I'm fine.
- You're walking all the way over here. - What's up with you?
- You bastard. - Hey, stop it!
- You bastard! - You bastard!
- What are you doing?
- What's up with you? - You have a lot of them. Do you think a tote bag is a lot?
- Okay, here it is. Please rate it. - All right.
- Something like this. - But it's so little. - That's right.
- It's not that much. - I've entered school today and I know I'll be defeated.
I don't know!
What are you doing?
Now, Mr. Matsumoto!
Yes!
Please announce the winner!
Yes!
The winner of "Cat Power" is...
Nishiki Star!
Congratulations!
Thank you very much!
There's no doubt about it!
That's what happened this time as well!
It can't be helped!
At this age, I'm really happy to win!
That's right.
Yes.
What do you mean?
No, no! I'm really happy! Thank you!
Yes.
That's it?
What do you mean?
No, thank you very much!
What do you mean?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm "Gaki no Tsukai" and "Ara" Hentai.
What are you talking about?
I can see it! I can't see it from my angle!
Didn't you think the food shortage was early?
No, it didn't end at all.
It didn't end at all, but it really did.
I'm sorry.
It was funny, wasn't it?
What is this?
I was really scared at first.
When I saw sea grapes, I was like "No!"
I didn't know you had so many of them at home.