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One day in April, recording of "Gaki no Tsukai" began.
In the studio, five regular members and five guests were gathered.
They were not told anything about it.
In the first "Gaki no Tsukai" special edition, monthly promotion quiz, world rate exception, echo rate contest!
Now, members of "Gaki no Tsukai" have come for a double audition.
Excuse me for a moment.
That's right.
As a concept, I want to be a kind comedian.
What?
I want to be watched over by good girls.
Watched over?
I want to be watched over.
Girls like "Warehearth".
I see.
I don't care about the correct answer.
I want to see if it's a good one, so I'm gathering you all today.
Quiz battle for "Gaki no Tsukai" regular!
However, the number of correct answers has nothing to do with it.
The judges will compete for how much they can comment or act in an echo way.
The judges will press the button in their hand and wait for it to happen.
If it is judged to be an echo, they will receive 10 points.
Finally, the five members with the highest points will be decided as new regular members.
However, there is an individual difference in points before the start.
Can I say something?
Yes.
Why -10 points?
Because we are divorced.
Inomoto also has -40 points.
Why -40 points?
You look like a thief's cat.
I have 30 points.
That means you have high kindness potential.
You have an advantage.
Mr. Inomoto, it's not good for me to get only 30 points.
Can you divide my points equally among you?
Good boy!
That was great kindness.
Mr. Inomoto.
I and Inomoto have to work together from now on.
Can you make me -40 points so we can work together?
Bad boy!
It's not like that.
Do you think I'm stupid?
I haven't said a word yet.
Can we start now?
I think it's because of your kindness.
You can't divide my points.
You shouldn't have interrupted me.
It was very interesting.
You should have said that, Maho.
You should have said that.
Yagi.
Mr. Matsumoto said he didn't care about the quiz.
But I want to enjoy the quiz.
Bad boy!
That's good.
Yagi, your face is stiffened.
It's because of your kindness.
Bad boy!
That's good.
It's good.
Bad boy!
It's good.
He's good.
He's a good boy.
He's good.
First of all, let's give him a nickname!
From now on, various people will appear.
Please give him a suitable nickname.
It's simple.
First of all, please appear.
It's obvious that he has a strange manliness.
The point is how to give him a nickname that doesn't hurt him.
Now, let's give him a nickname!
Here you are!
Left-handed.
Other one!
Uh...
Most advanced!
Nakatsugi Ace
Meccha A-kon
Wasuremono Otodoke-san
Discovery Channel
Meccha A-kon
Odigo desu
I see! "Meccha A-kon"
The next one is...
A man with a special feature in his head and looks up at an angle for some reason.
Well, it's unique... Yes.
Speaking of enemies... Yes, it's unique.
Here you go.
Wazato-san
That's nice.
Here it is.
History witness
Here you go.
May doll
That's nice.
Here you go.
Go ahead.
Aigo
Pinch-hitter
Kanari A-kon
I see!
Here you go.
Academy short story award
Meccha A-kon
That's nice.
I'm sorry, but could you say it again?
Taisho desu
Taisho
That's nice.
Taisho
The staff are calling you.
Taisho
- What a shame! - I had a hard time fighting back...
- That's why... - This pleasure makes me sad - That's why...
- I was so happy to lose, but this pleasure... - This pleasure makes me sad - I was so happy to lose, but this pleasure...
- It's surprising... - Thank you very much!
- Excuse me. - Taisho!
- Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.
- And now, our last guest!
- So it's girls this time. - Yes, Hayaoshi.
Next, what is the nickname of this woman who has a big chest and is characteristic?
It seems like it will come out a lot.
Yes, it is.
It seems like it will appear in Kuwata Keisuke's PV.
Oh, it seems like it will appear.
Excuse me.
Bad girl.
What is it?
Bad girl.
Yes, please.
Miracle's big melon.
Excuse me, everyone.
Can you stop saying bad things?
Yes, it came out.
Nurse's office.
Very good girl.
I see.
Yes, it came out.
Woman from 22 o'clock.
Not good girl.
Next, let's have her say her nickname.
Yes, it is Fujiko-chan.
La La La
Yes, thank you very much!
Thank you very much!
Excuse me,
we have a question, but this is...
It is MC-chan's self-evening segment.
Since I will ask questions,
I will ask you to answer fast.
Thank you.
Thank you very much!
Understood.
If a puppy is drowning in a river, what will you do for it?
I don't want to think about such a sad thing.
Of course, I will go to help Ichimoku-san, and after helping him, I think I will treat the owner of Ichimoku-san.
There is a river width and water depth, so I can't say it outright, but I will definitely shout out loud!
I wanted to say something powerful like that.
I will help you, and I will dry your hair with a hairdryer and keep buying it for the rest of your life.
That's so English!
I will keep buying your hair for the rest of my life.
That's wonderful!
Let's change the topic and ask one more question!
Sing an English song!
The topic is "Be a good boy and sing a song".
Dad, thank you for working for me.
What a good boy!
Great!
What a good boy you are!
What a great song!
It's an original song.
Kyun Kyun
Here we go.
Go home, when you get home from outside,
wash your hands and get ready to eat.
What's up with you?
You're such a bad boy!
What's up with you?
I don't know what you said in the beginning.
Is biting comments a proof of being a good boy?
Each of them gets points and moves on to the next corner.
What's in the box?
Whether or not this game is correct has nothing to do with it!
The game is about how well you can comment or act.
First, Yamazaki will challenge!
The other members will measure the timing and show how well they can act.
Please be careful. If you get hurt, be careful.
Also, you guys don't have to cheer for me so much, but you'll be insulted, right?
Yes.
Now, let's go! The first question is...
This one!
Please don't do it.
Please be careful.
If you get hurt, be careful.
Hamada-san, you should be careful, too.
Really?
If you get hit by Ho-san's hand...
What do you mean? Hamada-san?
If you get hit by Ho-san's hand, you'll get hurt.
Please be careful.
Eiko!
Hamada-san's care is good.
I'll be careful.
If you get hit by Ho-san's hand...
If you get hit by Ho-san's hand, you'll get hurt.
That's enough.
Hamada-san's care is good.
Let's do it slowly.
Thank you, staff!
This is very soft!
The part where you put your hand in...
What do you mean?
It's made very gently.
It's made very gently!
Who made it? Thank you!
Let's go!
It doesn't go in at all.
It's okay! Let's go!
Is it okay?
It's okay!
Did you get it?
Thank you, staff!
It's soft!
You're a bad boy!
You're biting me!
Was it bad?
Yes, it was.
It would have been better if you raised it a little more.
Really?
You didn't have to do this.
Hamada-san just said "please go home" and showed me the way.
What kind of feeling did you have at that moment?
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Next, Hoshi-chan will challenge!
Can I go?
Of course!
Look at the tape!
There's not much left of it.
You don't have to take the camera off. It's okay. There wasn't any tape left.
He's pretty good!
The next item in the box is this!
Wow!
Be careful!
This is...
Be careful, Hoshi-chan!
Slowly! Slowly!
Be careful, Hoshi-chan!
Be careful!
It's a pig.
It's a different box than the one before.
That's right!
If the contents change, the box will also change.
Thank you!
Is it from here?
Which one?
What is it?
This is...
He's pretty good!
It's scary!
It's scary to say "sham"!
There's not much left of it!
I was going to go buy more, but I was by the horse.
I'm sorry for anything!
Be gentle!
It's okay!
Be gentle!
Do your best!
Do you know what it is?
You can't look down at it now!
It's coming out!
Look over here!
What are you doing?!
Ouch!
It hurts!
It doesn't hurt!
What's wrong?!
He bit me!
Seriously?!
Yes, my friend did.
How do you feel about it?
I know it's a creature.
I see.
So can I say it's a living creature?
Ah, yes!
Yes.
Can I answer it correctly?
What do you mean?
Because...
I'm in a hurry.
In a hurry?
I'm chasing it.
He's in a hurry.
Isn't it weird for me to be in a hurry?
Next up is Kirin Kawashima!
Put it on me.
Let's see what's inside the box...
Here it is!
Kawashima, what's inside the box?!
Wait, this is...
Here you go.
Wow!
It looks good!
It's fun!
For now, the contact is...
Yes!
Be gentle!
You can do it!
You can drop it cleanly.
Wow!
Smile! Smile!
You don't look like you're speaking English.
Your eyes are...
More!
You can do it!
You can drop it cleanly.
Yes!
Good!
You can do it!
You can't do it with both hands.
You can do it with both hands.
Just bite me!
You don't speak English!
Usually, when a snake bites a finger,
this day is bad and there is no sign of biting at all.
How does Kawashima overcome this situation?
Well...
Look at it once and bite it with your own finger.
English! English!
It's coming out! It's coming out!
It's coming out!
You need this, right?
Kawashima himself...
What's the size of it?
He opened it as a slide door.
He's holding it normally.
Normally...
It's OK. It's OK.
It's OK.
English! English!
Wow!
Amazing!
Let's ask him what the answer is.
I don't know what the answer is.
Eiko! Eiko! Eiko!
Monocops Eiko!
Amazing!
Amazing! Amazing!
It was amazing!
It's the first time for him to think like this.
Do you want me to do it?
Do it! Do it!
I'll call you one more time.
No! No! No!
Amazing!
Monocops Eiko!
Hey!
What did you get disinfected with?
He doesn't have anything. It's important.
Amazing!
Excuse me.
The camera is heavy. I'll do it.
Amazing! Amazing! Amazing!
What is it?
Amazing! Amazing!
Monocops Eiko!
You!
Go back!
Go back for now.
It's okay.
Go back for now.
The next game is intro!
The rule is simple.
Those who listen to the intro and know what song it is,
will get a ping-pong ball and sing in front of the microphone.
The members who don't participate in the game will be penalized for Eiko's speech.
Let's go!
Intro, go!
I'm sorry.
This is...
What is it?
What's wrong?
Can we go?
Sure.
Do you know it?
I know... Yes.
Sing.
What's wrong?
I'm sorry.
I know it's not a song I can sing.
It's...
Bad?
Thank you.
You don't have to sing it.
It's not bad.
The next song is...
Intro...
Don!
Are you OK?
I'm sorry.
Are you OK?
I'm sorry.
It's OK.
Thank you for listening.
Please sing.
Please.
Kurenazumu...
Machi...
What's wrong?
Please sing.
What's wrong?
I'm sorry.
What's wrong?
You should sing more.
I remembered it.
Kurenazumu...
Machi...
Monocotsu Eiko!
Mecha Eiko!
I'm sorry.
Thank you for listening.
What's wrong?
I'm sorry.
I can't sing anymore.
I'm sorry.
Mecha Eiko!
Let's go. Intro, don!
It's already out.
Yes, I got it.
You're such a bad boy!
What's wrong?
I don't know if you know it or not, but I thought it would be better for me to impersonate these members.
But maybe you can do it.
No, I can't.
Endo can't do it.
Really?
Yes, I can't ask "What time is it now?" in the middle of singing.
"What time is it now?" makes me feel guilty.
Mecha Eiko!
So you can't impersonate them?
No, I can't.
It's me who said "No, it's not Endo who sang impersonating them."
It's me who said "Endo, just do it."
No, that's enough.
Kaoru!
Mecha Eiko!
Monocle Eiko!
What's wrong with you?
I feel like crying.
Monocle Eiko!
I'm so angry.
It's really a pleasant recording.
The regular members are fighting in chaos.
Thank you!
And now...
Thank you!
Good luck!
Oh!
What can you say to Kobayashi Sachiko-san?
Yes, Tamaka?
I'm with you.
What an honor!
That's good.
That's good, isn't it?
Yes, go ahead.
It's also my fault.
What an honor!
That's right!
What an amazing range!
What can I say?
Yes, Kita?
Did something happen?
What an honor!
On the contrary...
That's good.
You won't say anything, will you?
I don't think so.
I don't think a veteran like you won't say anything.
Kobayashi Sachiko-san, I'm watching you.
Your achievements so far are amazing.
I'm rooting for you.
Sachiko-san, I love your costume, too.
Do you understand?
Yes!
That's good, isn't it?
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Tanaka, out!
Mazuo-san, please announce the results!
Can I say something?
What is it, doctor?
Thank you for allowing us to do this wonderful show!
Thank you, too!
Yes!
Please announce the results!
The top five people who said they were good kids...
Are they...
All of you are good kids!
One pose! One pose! All of you are good kids!
I can't feel it.
It's okay.
I can't feel it at all.
One pose?
I can hear it!
I'm moved! Really!
Okay!
All of you are happy!