AISubs v3.5
No one expected this from Shouji Murakami's classroom series.
In his last classroom, he scored 5.5%, which is a super low score.
On top of that...
Huh? What's this?
Huh? Is this also his classroom?
Hey!
You're teaching in my classroom?
Aren't you going to learn in my classroom?
The real master is on the 2nd floor, taking over the classroom.
Even if I'm the master, I'm still the master!
What will happen in this classroom?
We're here.
Are you an old lady?
Are you in the old lady's classroom?
Old lady's classroom.
Then it's a perfect score.
You're a teacher, right?
No, I'm not!
There's a teacher!
I heard you were oppressive.
What is this?
It's the same costume.
Today we're in Michael Jackson's classroom.
If you're going to teach me from Michael, I'll...
Can I say it now?
He's going to beat me up!
Isn't it good?
But every time we meet up, we do this and that.
We do this and that.
There's a lot!
It's amazing!
But when it starts spinning, I start running!
But my heart...
My heart can't take it anymore!
It's amazing!
It's impossible!
Let's do it!
It's amazing!
To be honest, I don't know much about Michael.
Me neither.
I don't know much about him.
Do you know about him?
I like him a lot.
Why?
Because we're the same age.
That's why I know him.
Michael Jackson's song "Wait Here"
Wait here
I've never heard of anyone other than us.
Can you do it for me?
I don't think young people like you can do it.
I don't think seniors like you can do it.
He's here for sure.
When was it?
I don't know, but I heard something earlier.
I heard something earlier.
It's earlier than I thought.
This is it?
This is the complete work?
I guess so.
This is the practice stage of three days.
He laughed at himself.
Stupid!
I made a mistake in one place!
If Michael comes out, he will be kicked out!
What?
I'm old!
You're surprised, aren't you?
What? You're dead, aren't you?
I'm the second generation.
Janet told me, "Please, you're the second generation."
She's your sister, Janet.
She's my sister.
Daughter?
It's hard for me, too.
I'm all alone now.
I see.
I went to Singapore and Wakayama with a double booking.
In the end, I went to Wakayama.
I'm still 57 years old.
My legs and back hurt.
I've only been eating fried rice since this morning.
My back!
You're going to hit me, aren't you?
First of all, Michael Jackson learns a light dance that is indispensable for him.
Do you know what Michael's best dance is?
May I?
Moonwalk!
You don't have to do it in one shot.
I see.
You don't have to do such a gag this time.
Really?
Try it.
Here?
Try it.
Don't lick it!
I really don't know.
It's not my dance at all.
I'm sorry.
I've never done it before.
I was surprised.
It's my first time.
Did you see it?
It's good.
But you can't stand on the stage yet.
Of course.
Use this.
Michael practiced moonwalk with this at first.
End, Tanaka.
What should I do with this show?
Look at me.
Moonwalk starts now.
There is a wall over there.
Go over there.
Do it like you are doing moonwalk.
That's good.
Do it faster.
Go up.
That's good.
The other side.
Tanaka, you can't do it.
You can't do moonwalk at all.
End, did you see it?
You can't see it.
Endo is good.
Matsumoto, Yamazaki, let's go next.
Moonwalk.
Let's go.
One, two, go!
You should raise your heel more.
The other side!
Matsumoto, your axis is too wide.
Are you kidding me?
You should keep your hips fixed.
It hurts.
Watch out!
It's scary.
Endo is good.
You can't do it at all.
Endo is good.
Michael!
Did you see it?
It's complicated.
He is my relative.
Of course.
Let's go, Michael!
Is he fast?
Can he do it?
The other side!
He is good.
He is the best.
He is good.
Read the air.
Raise it!
You always do it!
You know it, don't you?
Let's go to the next training.
Before the weather gets better.
Is it over?
Learn Michael's singing method, which has fascinated people all over the world.
Speaking of Michael, it's "shaft".
"Shout"?
"Shout", right?
"Shout"!
"Shaft", you say?
"Shout" is the name of the ship!
I see...
Don't you get it?!
You have to feel it!
Yes.
If you shout it out loud, the audience will go "kyaaaah!"
Shall we try it?
Yes.
Hamata, try it.
"Poooh!" You know it, right?
Yes.
Hamata, please.
Poooh!
Hamata, try it.
Yes, you're right.
Do you know what "shaft" is?
Poooh!
You know it, right?!
Hamata, try it.
Poooh!
I want you to raise it higher.
Endo.
Poooh!
You know it, right?
What is it?
Hamata, try it.
Poooh!
Do you have a headache?
Yamazaki, try it.
Poooh!
You're good!
But you're not good at it.
Let's practice.
You know it, right?!
Shall we practice?
Yes, please.
Poooh!
Let's go
Stop!
Sensei?
I don't get it
You know what?
Let's live in Neverland
I'm finally living in Neverland
Neverland, I told you
The secret society told me not to say anything
Let's go
I was embarrassed
What?
I thought something was wrong
I didn't rewind it
What?
I didn't read it
I don't know much about Michael's history
Oh yeah
Let's start with Jackson 5
Jackson 5
Jackie?
Jackie
You said "Jackie" not "Jackson 5"
You are the youngest
Jackie
Taito?
Yes?
You are late
You can't do it
Jackson 5 can't do it either
Let's do it
I know how to do it
Like this?
Jackson 5 is fast
How about Finger 5?
Jackie
Michael can do it
Jackie
Are you saying something?
Wow
Is it spicy?
Tanaka
I have this
I'm weak
What is it?
Hold it
Tanaka
What a banana
Isn't it nice?
I got it from Mark
Mark?
Tanaka Mark?
Yakitori
Let's go next
Kodomo wo suki desu
But he is not a kid
Kodomo wo suki desu
He is not a kid
Ojichan
Nihon kouen
When I went to the dressing room
When I met Minoru Shiraki sensei
Minoru Shiraki sensei
It was close
Shiterumon
Here you go
Is it like "Kyaku no Irii"?
No, it's not
Shiterumon
Sunglasses
I forgot about it
Shiterumon
Endo you are great
I'll give you this
Endo
I got it from a girl from Ebisu
Endo
Good luck Matsumoto
Endo
Here you go
Endo
Matsumoto
Endo
You got it
Endo
Let's put it on Matsumoto
Is it possible?
It's huge
This one
It will be released this fall
Is it real?
Yes it is
It's not fake
It's real
If you want it, let's do it
Endo
It looks fake
It's not fake
It's real
How do you know?
Is it real?
Is it this big?
It looks like a main character
Endo
Let's do it
Endo
Are you kidding me?
Is it real?
I don't know
Is it real?
Let's do it again
Endo
Let's do it again
Finally, the last training
Learning the beautiful steps of Michael
The third generation
I'm getting used to it
Oh really?
But still
You can't beat Michael Jackson
So I'll show you how great Michael is
Is it okay?
Take it
What is it?
I like this kind of stuff
This is a ash bomb
When I was working in the countryside
I put ash in a newspaper and threw it away
Is it called ash bomb?
Yes, it is
It did a lot of damage in the morning
Of course
But I can dodge it while dancing
What?
It's more than you can do
Do you wanna try it?
Wow, ash bomb
As it is
Wow
Tell me if you like it
Anytime
What are you gonna do after this?
Is it over?
Let's go
No, it's too long
Let's go today
I'll do it
Huh?
What did you say?
Huh?
You don't know, do you?
It's a fish!
It's a fish! It's a fish!
Isn't it terrible?
Go home, go home.
It's too terrible.
It's just like the meeting, isn't it?
Go home, go home.
It's a fish!
You laughed a lot at the meeting!
Endo, apologize!
Go home, go home!
Ladies and gentlemen...
You know, I've never talked about it.
Even if you make me sit here...
You've heard of it, haven't you?
I've heard of it.
For example...
Well...
How do you say it?
Savings?
Ask Matsumoto!
He has a lot of it!
I know Matsumoto's savings.
Really?
I know Matsumoto's savings.
It's weird that you know most of it.
I know Hamada's savings.
I know everything about it.
From real estate to stocks...
You have gold and silver, don't you?
I have it. I have it.
I'm sure you have it.
You can't hide it and make it a statue.
Matsumoto probably has less than half of it.
You don't have to say the number.
What?
What do you have?
Gold and silver.
You don't have gold and silver!
I'm sure you have gold and silver!
Gold and silver...
What do you mean by gold and silver?
Gold and silver...
What do you have, then?
I have stocks and such.
Oh, I see.
You do, don't you, Zaki?
I don't have stocks and such.
Really?
You've done stocks for a long time, haven't you?
Yes.
And you've made money off of it?
No, what I had was...
This is really expensive.
It's not.
No, it's not.
How much did you have?
How many stocks did you have?
When it was 450 yen, I had 450,000...
450,000 yen worth of stocks.
How much is that?
When it's 450 yen, how much is it? A thousand stocks?
A thousand stocks.
Are you a shareholder now?
I guess you could say I'm a shareholder now.
Really?
Yes.
I see.
If you had that kind of money, you'd understand the economy.
You'd be able to understand the flow of times.
It sounds like a fool is talking.
You can't say it anymore.
The other day, I went to the convenience store and bought stuff.
You know how convenience stores open?
I was like...
I was like... a bicycle.
It's scary now.
I used to be able to avoid it.
They can't handle it.
It's not about the acceleration.
But it's a big problem.
Bicycles are dangerous now.
When you go out...
If it's a bike or a car, there's an engine sound.
But if you go out without a sound...
I don't know why.
Why was it so popular?
What do you mean popular?
Bicycles are very popular now.
It's not about that.
It's about the acceleration.
Bicycles are popular now.
I don't know.
If you go to a convenience store...
What do you buy?
You can buy magazines or drinks.
You can buy a coat.
You can buy a heater.
You can buy a lunch box.
You can buy a lot of things.
That's fine.
We're done talking.
Thank you very much.
You're not only funny.
You couldn't do anything.
Your flat did not shake.
It shook.
That is very dangerous.
That is a big problem.
Egocentricity.
If you ignore those people...
Egocentricity.
foreign singers don't even panic.
If you make crazy faces...
foreign singers don't even panic.
That is true.
But it has nothing to do with deceit, does it?
You're talking about the wheel's "shark" getting on your nerves, aren't you?
In the old days, you could just dodge it.
But now, you can just "shark" it. I don't know about that, but it doesn't exist.
If it's a deceit, it doesn't exist.
Does it mean I'm going to jump out of it?
When I was young, I wanted to say, "Peppo, you've been caught."
You're disgusting!