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Gaki no Tsukai Araen
Last episode
Yamazaki and Kokoriko went to Hamada for a ride
They asked questions one by one
Yamazaki confused Hamada with this question
If you go for a stay, which one?
A. Ohyoi san
B. Kinki san
It's a stay
This is a good question
Ohyoi san
He sounds like an old man he knows more than an old man he doesn't know
Kinki san
"Old man" sounds more like "I love you"
Next question was asked by Hamada
If you get used to it, which one?
A. Eye sight 2.0
B. Lower half of the body
What's going on?
This is what happens in late 40's
This is not good
Oh no
I see
Tanaka
Tanaka shook Hamada's heart
Which one do you hate more?
A. A call from Marsa
Or B. A call from Friday
This is a good one
Which one do you hate more?
I don't like either of them
Which one do you hate more?
I can hear Momoka's low voice
And tonight
Finally Matsumoto comes out
And finally Matsumoto comes out
With Hamada's best song
Who will get 100,000 yen prize?
Last challenger
Matsumoto Hitoshi
I'll go first
Go for it
Start
This is a real hunting
Matsumoto Hitoshi
Can't you run faster?
Matsumoto Hitoshi
I'm blurry
Matsumoto Hitoshi
I'm blurry
Matsumoto Hitoshi
Which one is "dakunara" ?
dakunara
A. high heel apple
B. high heel momoko
It's "doki"
I wanted to know
You wanted to know?
It's "hitozuma"
What are you doing?
It's "hitozuma"
It's "wingturn"
I wonder why it's "wingturn"
I thought it's "wingturn"
Which one will be on commercial?
A. sangaria
B. serogan
It's "sangaria"
Which one is scary "yokai" ?
A. "rokurokubi"
B. "karakasao bake"
If it really appears
This is a little...
This is scary
If you can put it on your hand, which one?
A. "sasori"
B. "unko"
I think it's "kyu"
No
You can put it on your hand
If it really appears, which one?
A. "deppanashi"
B. "mippanashi"
This is...
I want to see it
Are you kidding me?
If it really appears, which one?
A. "indojin"
B. "brasiljin"
I see
It's difficult
He's thinking about it
We'll talk about it later
Which one would you like to work part-time?
A. Origin bento
B. Kiosk
He's thinking about it
He's busy
He's thinking about it
B. Origin bento
Which one would you like to stand up for justice?
A. Spider-man
B. Kamen Rider
B. Spider-man
He chose B
Which one would you like to be free for life?
A. Jojoen
B. Gasoline
B. Kamen Rider
If you could live forever at that age, which would you choose?
A. Ten years old.
B. Sixty years old.
Forever at this age?
Forever!
He's really thinking about it.
He talked about the steering wheel.
He's going for a drive.
He's chosen.
He chose A.
Time up!
Thank you for your hard work!
All the questions are over.
It's hard to define the questions.
There were a lot of people who had a hard time.
I think it was a good question.
I think Fectus solved it.
It's definitely not a touring car.
Thank you for your hard work!
It's a nice run.
It's a nice ring.
It's not a nice run.
Which one do you prefer?
I don't like either of them.
But I can't help it if you say either of them.
The only person I know who doesn't like either of them is me.
Because I die too much.
Because I get hit a lot.
So you don't like either of them?
Yes!
I don't like either of them!
The apple is still ugly.
But it doesn't matter.
You're talking nonsense.
The apple is still ugly!
We don't like either of them.
By the way, which one do you like better?
We don't like either of them!
Let me hear it.
Just in case.
Momoko.
Listen to me, please.
We are...
We are really...
Are you a model or something?
We are really...
Then listen to me first.
I said it earlier, but my lower body can't stand up.
Don't mess with me.
You are too dirty.
You are a bad person.
You said it in a low voice, "I think it's me."
I know what you mean.
I didn't say it like that.
I did say it like that.
It's difficult.
There were various definitions of problems.
That's right.
Next...
Why did you say "Shangaria"?
If there wasn't this commercial, I would have said it.
If there wasn't this commercial, I would have said "Shangaria".
It's cheap and funny, isn't it?
On the contrary.
On the contrary, it doesn't cost much money.
If you think like that...
Don't ask me about it.
I think it's better to be chosen than asked about it.
Don't ask me about it.
TV, TV set, TV set...
TV set is enough for me.
You can't see it, can you?
I can see it.
When I'm tired, I just blur it out a little.
I think you should buy a TV set.
To be honest, you can't make money with a TV set, can you?
You can just leave it as it is.
It's a proof of success.
And you worried about Indians.
I worried about them.
I worried about them a lot.
I can't keep up with their energy.
I see.
I can't keep up with their energy.
I've always wondered if they would keep up with my energy.
They are still doing it, aren't they?
It's an image, isn't it?
They are still doing it, aren't they?
Like Ohyoi.
Are Indians still doing it?
They are still doing it, aren't they?
I can see it.
Really?
It's really difficult.
I'm not good at small places.
If I'm put in a place like a kiosk, I panic.
If you can do it, I'm worried about you.
I like kiosks.
If you can do it, I'm happy.
I don't like small places like that.
I don't like being called by old ladies in an original bento box.
This was a good question, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
But Indians eat more than us.
How about meat?
This is a good question.
Do they eat all meals?
It depends on the population.
I'm going to say "sometimes".
They can eat three meals "sometimes".
I don't think so.
Sometimes, they can eat only salad.
Anyway, it's "sometimes".
This is "sometimes", too.
It's "sometimes" for the wife.
That's good.
It's good for gasoline.
I think it's a good question.
I don't know what the general public thinks about it.
It's a good question.
Do you know this now?
No, I'm 10 years old now.
You are 10 years old at that time.
So, you don't know much about 10 years old.
That's right.
You don't know much about it.
Your parents often scold you about it.
But you are energetic.
You are energetic.
You don't know how to spread your energy.
That's how old you are.
You don't have to say it all the time.
You are 10 years old all the time.
Then, I'm 10 years old, too.
But you have been saying it for a long time.
It hurts somewhere.
But you know many things.
But you can't eat what you want to eat when you are 10 years old.
You can't do it.
But you can't do it.
But 60 years old can't do it.
Doctors can't do it.
Parents can't do it.
Doctors can't do it.
How can you live while hiding it?
It was very difficult.
It was a difficult time.
It was difficult.
Who said "I will go to the best place" most?
Who said it?
Who is in Hamada's heart?
Is it decided in Hamada's heart?
I forgot it in the first half.
What do you mean you forgot it?
When I think about it now, there was nothing wrong with my stomach.
Let's review the four people.
A. Ohyoi.
B. Kinki.
This is a good question.
A. Candle.
B. Ignorance.
I see.
A. Sister.
B. Smile.
This is a difficult question.
A. High-heeled apple.
B. High-heeled peach.
This is a difficult question.
Who will win?
Please announce it!
(drum roll)
It's Masumoto-san!
I did it!
I was confused between Tanaka-san and Masumoto- san.
Really?
Yes.
He is very happy.
Out of 40 questions, which one did you worry about the most?
This one.
(laughter)
Which one did you worry about the most?
It's a big problem for us.
I don't like it more than I like it.
I don't know what it is.
(laughter)
Ladies and Gentlemen.
My butt hurts.
My butt hurts because I don't have a needle anymore.
It hurts, doesn't it?
Yes, it hurts to my bones.
In the past, you used to wipe your butt, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
What?!
It really hurt my butt.
That handmade blow-dryer.
Yes, that's right. Handmade blow-dryer.
My butt really hurt a lot.
It really hurt a lot.
Even now, it still hurts a little.
It feels like it's still there.
I haven't been able to go to a massage for a while since I got that punishment.
My butt really hurt a lot.
It did, didn't it?
Yes, it did.
With my own pants.
My blood would bleed if I wore those pants.
I remember everyone leaving their pants behind.
If you think about it now, you were doing something big.
Last year's "Don't Laugh"
Yes, "Don't Laugh".
Takashi Keiko-san was there.
Yes, yes.
And you were called out for wearing used Volvo.
Yes, I was called out for that.
Since then, every time I enter a venue wearing used Volvo, I get laughed at.
Every time I enter various songs or go to a convenience store, I get laughed at.
You're wearing this Volvo, you!
Let's go!
It's hard for me to go to the venue.
But I get laughed at a lot.
You get laughed at a lot.
Yes, you get laughed at a lot.
Takashi Keiko-san's song "Fuuzoku Wa Go Go"
Yes.
My wife said it again.
She said it, didn't she? "Fuuzoku Wa Go Go".
Yes, yes, yes, yes! She said it!
I saw it and my wife said, "What's up with you?"
Lately, I've been saying how scary my wife is.
She says it a lot, doesn't she?
To be honest, I didn't say it, did I?
Yes, you did.
No, you didn't say it.
I didn't say it.
No, you didn't say it.
We're talking about this.
No, you didn't say it.
I didn't say it.
I really didn't say it.
I don't know because I don't monitor Yamagi for 24 hours.
If you say it, you'll get caught.
Yes.
I didn't say it, but I was told about the past.
So, my wife said to other wives, "Is it true?"
When I was told about it, I said, "What?"
Is she really saying it?
And I got in trouble again.
I said, "Don't say that."
If you're going to work out,
give me all of your money.
I said it like that.
Did you really say it?
Yes, I said it.
I said it like that.
Like that?
Come here, you brat.
While you say it,
you can laugh at me,
but you can't laugh at me at all.
There's only laughter there,
so you have to use it there.
I see. You have to use your body parts.
You can't use it there,
but you can't use it without your body parts.
I see.
"So you should laugh at someone else," I said.
You're laughing at me because you're jealous of me.
You're trying to run a family.
He's having fun as a human being.
Yeah, and if I asked to bring him there, Mimata wouldn't have his turn.
So, don't eat this, Sbennyatta!
When I say this, the viewers misunderstand me and Mimata as getting along, though we're not like that at all.
I've never called you or emailed you.
Not even once!
What are you talking about?
I was drinking with my junior, and I was close with my junior.
My junior called me and said, "Thank you for the meal yesterday."
I haven't replied to him at all.
Is that so?
If you like it or hate it, you can say it.
I hate it.
I really hate it.
He suddenly sent me an email.
He said he would become macho from now on.
He said he would become macho and do mimata dance.
He said he liked mimata dance.
There is a mimata dance that is not interesting at all.
He sent me an email saying, "Isn't it interesting to become macho and do mimata dance?"
He sent me an email.
But of course I ignored it.
I ignored it for a long time and nothing came back.
I couldn't see him for about three months.
When I saw him again, he wasn't macho at all.
I said, "But you're not macho either."
He said, "I'm sorry."
No, he apologized me.
I didn't tell him to become macho.
I see.
You made him look forward to you saying "I'm sorry."
I think I've said it in various places.
I didn't tell him to do it.
I really hate it.
I want to tell you that we are not close at all.
But you probably have an image, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Mr. Matsumoto's mimata is a pretty thick pipe.
If you don't have it, I won't let you open the store.
Once, Azabu Juban and I happened to pass by in a car.
A mimata came into a pond alone and walked from there.
I ignored it.
I noticed it, but he didn't notice it, so I couldn't talk to him.
We were that close.
That's pretty good.
Yes, we talk to each other.
It's uncomfortable and I can't help it if we talk.
I ignored it.
We were that close.
You are strange, too.
Of course, I'm strange, too.
There was another person who followed me this year.
It was "onigiri" and "sada".
It's a writer's "sada".
It's like a monster.
Who is it?
Is it "sada"?
Is he really okay?
I don't know that much.
The hotel staff let me use the back elevator.
We all wanted to go to the pool, but when we got off and opened the door, there were four iron doors.
And we all wondered which door it was.
At that time, "sada" usually hesitates and opens the door if he doesn't know which door it is.
That's scary.
Even though he wasn't scared, he said "which door is it?" and opened the door.
He was completely outside.
He was just screaming.
Do you understand this feeling?
Yes, I do.
Why are you so surprised?
It's not a problem, but...
- Are you talking about Shakurei again? - No, not Shakurei.
I went back to my parents' house for the first time in two years and talked with my mother.
- My mother is 65 years old. - Oh, I see.
She's already a year old. I'm the youngest of the three last year.
I asked her and she said she wanted to get a mouth surgery.
- Your mother? - She's 65 years old.
- What do you mean? - She said she wanted a mouth surgery.
- What do you mean? - Her face was drooping and wrinkled.
- She put something like a thread in it. - Lifting?
- Lifting. - Lifting.
- When she did the lifting, it stuck to her face. - It stuck to her face, didn't it?
- Did you want to show it to your father? - No, it's been a while since we had a reunion.
- In Miyazaki. - For that purpose? - For that purpose...
- The doctor at Takasu Clinic is doing it, isn't he? - That's right. That's right. That's probably it.
- I think that's it. - You want to do that?
- You want to do that and ride a helicopter? - A helicopter...
- I didn't say a helicopter. I didn't say a helicopter. - I don't understand why you ride a helicopter.
- Doctor Takasu. - Doctor Takasu.
- But if it's your own picture, you can do it. - But you're worried about it, right? At 65 years old...
- But it's going to be beautiful, right? - No, your mother...
- It's okay for your mother to have that kind of... - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- It's okay for your mother to have that kind of... - It's like...
- It's like...
- Even if you have that kind of feelings... - Even if you have that kind of feelings...
- That's what my family says sometimes, but...
- They say that I'm like a baby doll. That's what I'm like when I was younger. - Yes.
- Even when I got home, my kids were growing up and saying that they are lonely. - Yes.
- They say that I'm like a baby doll. That's what they, as the fourth child, are saying.
But you named her "Akira".
If something happened, you would say "Right, Akira? Right?"
It's crazy.