AISubs v3.5
The first round is between kids and adults. The winner gets 100,000 yen prize money.
Who will cut the steering wheel? Eito and Tsukuba go go!
It's been a while since we did an idol corner
That's right
I'm a little thirsty
You were great
Today, Hamada-san
Yes?
Let's all... what is it?
Continue?
Will you continue today?
Is it okay?
Hamada-san, let's continue
Is it okay for you, Hamada-san, to continue?
Everyone, you all thought of this in advance
Yes, yes
You made a homework quiz
We thought of it
The good question is...
The good question!
Don't say it! Don't get lost!
Those of you who thought of the good question will receive 100,000 yen in prize money!
Alright!
Are you really going to give it to me?
Recently...
That's right
It's been a while since we did an idol corner
90% of it is a lie
Let's review the game again
Matsumoto, Yamazaki and Kokoriko are going to make 10 questions for Hamada to answer
Hamada will answer the questions while riding his bike
The person who answers the best question will receive 100,000 yen in prize money!
With that said, let's call today's main character, Hamada-san, who is a rider
Hamada-san, please come in!
Come in!
Oh, it's you
Hello
You're a rider
Hello
I don't know what you're talking about
If you come, you tell me to cut this
That's right
If you tell me to ride, I'll ask you a question, so you tell me to answer
In other words, there are two paths
If you tell me which one of the questions we made is left or right, I'll listen to you and tell you how you think about it
Is that okay?
Hamada-san's sense of presence and everything
I want to know about this
Isn't it strange that it's prize money?
Why are you giving me your prize money?
Isn't it strange?
As I said earlier, this is mostly a lie
Let's not do it anymore
You just said something!
Did you say something?
You just said something!
Stop it already!
Who wants to go first?
I see.
Are you the type of person who worries a lot?
Well, it depends.
Can I go first?
Of course.
I'll get ready.
Please.
First challenger, Hosei Yamazaki.
Start!
He fell down!
Wow, it's amazing!
Can you ride it for me?
I don't know if you can ride it or not, but I'm sure you'll like it.
Wow, it's amazing!
I've never ridden it before.
This is fun.
I'll go again.
Yes!
It's about time.
Oh, it's here.
Let's get started.
Wow!
A. Okada Keisuke B. Endo Shozo
Which one do you want?
Wow!
Which one do you want?
A. Osenbei B. Nikudango
I see.
Osenbei!
A. Otapuro B. Jinrikshak
I see.
Which one?
Let's ask him later.
Which one do you want to stay with me?
A. Ohyoi B. Kinki
Staying with you is a good question.
This is a good question.
Wow!
Ohyoi!
Which one do you want to live with me?
A. Nara B. Saitama
Which one do you want to live with me?
A. Nara B. Saitama
Which one do you want to change jobs with me?
A. A. B. B. Manager
I see.
If you could change your name, which one would you choose?
A. JUN
B. SHOU
It's still JUN. It's still SHOU.
It's still SHOU.
It's JUN. It's JUN.
JUN exists, doesn't it?
It's still JUN.
Which one would you prefer?
A. The mole under your eye
B. The mole under your lip
B. The mole under your eye
The mole.
I like that one.
JUN.
JUN exists, doesn't it?
If you could look like that all year long, which one would you choose?
A. The beret
B. The super tie
You always wear that all year long, so basically it's fine.
That's a good question.
This is a good question!
Oh, one time only.
If you modify your body, which one?
A. Eye to beam.
B. Legs to caterpillar.
This is crazy.
This is Mr. Kouhei's style.
It's true.
I'm worried about this.
I'm sure about this.
Eye to beam.
I'm sure about this.
Legs to caterpillar.
Thank you for your hard work.
Show me more of your butt.
My eyes are dry.
Thank you for your hard work.
My eyes are dry.
There was a strong wind.
What were you worried about?
If you're curious, you can answer.
I'm curious about one more thing.
Not Okada, but Endo.
I'm more at ease with people I know.
I don't like being messed up by people I don't know.
Is that so?
But isn't there a sense of security for people you know?
But isn't Endo messing you up?
You know that, too?
Yes, yes.
I'm Okada Kaimu.
I see.
You're saying you're a happy boy.
No, no, no.
If you're going to stay with me for the fourth time, you must have been worried about this.
You must have been worried about this.
No, I wasn't worried about this at all.
Why are you worried about this?
Is it because you raised your points?
Or is it because you raised your points?
No, no, no. That's not it.
That's not it.
Mr. Matsumoto and you work together.
But don't you have more private conversations with people you know?
So you're thinking like you're being messed up.
That's right.
I'm more at ease with people I know than with people I don't know.
I see, I see.
I'm more at ease with people I know than with people I don't know.
That's right, that's right.
Maybe you're more at ease with people you know.
You want to settle down, don't you?
Can I ask you about this, too?
This office.
It's a big office.
It's too late for you to go to another big office in Yoshimoto.
I see what you mean.
That's enough of that.
I think you should have gone to a private office.
I'm glad you let me relax.
Do you like belt ties that much?
If you think about it all year long...
A beret bow will leak.
In the hot summer.
It will definitely leak.
It's the first year in a row.
And also, there's a party and such.
There's a lot of places like that.
Even if you're black, you can manage to go to a funeral, right?
What do you think about that?
A black funeral with a beret...
No, no, no.
Well, I do have a strong image of a beret.
You do?
I'd buy it if you said so.
I want to complain to Mr. Yamaguchi about this spell.
There's no reason for me to buy a caterpillar.
It's definitely an eye-catching beam.
It'd be cool if it came out like this.
Then I'll buy a caterpillar.
I'll buy a caterpillar, too.
Here you go, Mr. Yamazaki.
The appearance is completely different.
It's cool.
I'd like it to be more like a touring car.
I'd like it to be more fun.
Like a touring car?
I don't like it at all.
I think you're actually riding it.
But I think you're a little embarrassed to show it off.
It's like that when you're riding it.
Second challenger.
Endo Shouzou.
Endo and Tsukuba go-go.
Start!
There was fear earlier, wasn't there?
Yes, yes.
There seems to be a fear of not knowing.
Even for Kim Kim.
That's nice.
Kim Kim doesn't trust Okada.
He doesn't trust people he doesn't know.
He's a little arrogant.
He's surprisingly timid.
Here we go, Mr. Yamazaki.
Start!
Which do you like better, raw food or cooked food?
A. Peaches B. Pears
Which do you hate washing the most?
A. Hair B. Teeth
Which do you want your son to marry?
A. Laura B. Carrie Famifami
Which do you hate not being able to use for life?
A. Nail cutting B. Shaving
Which do you like more, raw food or cooked food?
A. Peaches B. Pears
If you could be friends, which one would you choose?
A. Pub Meijin
B. Taro Hakase
If you could have a golf club, which one would you choose?
A. A driver who flies straight for 350 yards
B. A pattern of entering with one pat
If you could be friends, which one would you choose?
A. Vision 2.0
B. Lower body president
What's this?
This is a problem of late 40s.
I see.
Which one do you hate the most in your life?
A. Golf
B. Karaoke
Both of them.
I see.
Which one do you hate the most in your life?
A. Golf
Both of them.
Do you like it that much?
From Hama-chan, which one do you change your name from?
A. Masako
B. Hamadachi
A. Masako
A. Hamadachi
You are so cute
He passed
Thank you so much
I've been thinking about it since I was in Yamazaki
You were with him
Chairman Kahanshin and 2.0
You were thinking about it a lot
Thank you so much
It was a nice run
It's easy to understand now
You don't like it, do you?
You should cut your hair
You are wearing a beret
You are marrying your third son
What do you mean?
You are marrying your third son?
It's normal in California
You shouldn't say that
Carries do it by their characters
Do you expect your son's wife to be normal?
Of course! She doesn't look like it, but your wife doesn't usually look like that
She was just normal
She didn't say "poooh"
She didn't say "poooh" at all
She's a virgin, she doesn't say "poooh"
I say it! I say it about once every 20 minutes
I think you thought about this too
When you think about it, which one makes you more irritated?
If it's a candle, you can say "it's hot!" and say "poooh!"
But if it's a whip and you say "poooh!"
I'll kill you!
Is that so?
That's what you wanted to say
It's completely different if you say "it's hot!" and say "poooh!"
As long as I don't leave a trace, I don't care about "poooh!"
Is that what you think?
As long as I don't leave a trace
If you're going to be friends...
This is a tough one!
If you think about it, isn't it better for you to have this kind of relationship?
That's a nasty way of thinking!
Even if you're sitting together with your knees together like this...
That's not my style!
Endo-san, this is a good question
This is really difficult
What do you think about this?
As you get older, don't you worry about this a lot?
I don't have good eyesight yet
You don't have it in front of you?
I don't have it that close
But even if you force it, you can't do anything about it
If you don't have this, you can't do anything
But if you don't have this, you can't see anything!
But if you can see everything and you can't see anything...
What are you looking at?!
Isn't that the worst?
Go, chin.
Me!
I'd like to say something.
Go, human chin.
Super human chin.
You only say bad things.
3rd challenger, Tanaka Naoki.
If you hug me, it's this way?
A. Ninomiya Kazunari.
You'll be hugged first.
B. Ichihara Hayate.
He's a different type of handsome guy.
He's laughing.
He's laughing because he's happy.
If you hug me, it's this way?
If you couldn't eat for the rest of your life, which would you hate?
A. Meat.
B. Fish.
It's simple.
Which one?
This one?
Fish.
This one?
He likes fish.
Which one do you hate the most?
A. Air conditioner.
B. Television.
That's a good question.
That was quick.
Is it a difficult one?
Which one do you hate the most?
A. No nosebleed for years.
B. No nosebleed for years.
I don't like it.
No nosebleed for years.
Are you against it?
Both of them are hellish.
No nosebleed for years.
No nosebleed for years?
Which one of the costumes makes you dizzy?
A. Sister.
B. Smile.
I'm sure it's over there.
Have you decided yet?
I'm sure it's over there.
Are you worried about it?
I'm worried about it.
A. Which body do you hate?
A. Silver hair or white hair?
B. Your butt is bumpy.
Which one do you hate?
A. If you buy it, which one will you choose?
A. Arohana or B. Kyukancho?
I don't want either of them.
I see. You don't like either of them.
Which one do you want to see?
A. Sakamoto Ryoma or B. Aliens?
I'll watch either of them.
In front of you?
In front of you.
I see.
Which one do you hate?
A. A call from Marsha.
B. A call from Friday.
Which one do you hate?
I don't like either of them.
I hate Friday more.
Which one do you choose?
Which one do you hate?
A. A body that never gets sick.
B. A body that never laughs.
A body that never gets sick.
I see.
The end!
It was a great tour.
Thank you for your hard work.
How was it?
It's a shame if it's a duck.
I don't know about this.
Are you a gentle type?
Yes.
Hayat seems to be angry.
He resists.
I'm afraid of it.
I'm like, "What are you doing?"
I'm like, "Don't do it."
Yes, that's right.
Nino is gentle.
He looks like he's going to go home with great speed.
Because you did something bad?
I see.
I think Nino will talk for about an hour.
He looks like he'll leave.
No, I've been talking about it.
What am I saying?
How about you here?
Here? I'm sorry about this.
What do you think of this costume?
Not really.
I was wondering about it.
How do you like this costume?
Without hesitation, it's Miko.
For real?!
Miko's sense of defeat is really...
But Sister's sense of defeat is also there.
I feel Sister's sense of defeat.
Sister's sense of defeat is unexpected.
Unexpected?
Sister, Miko's sense of defeat...
What are you thinking about Miko's personality?
I see...
This!
Ryoma and the alien.
Yes.
Ah, this one?
Yes, you can actually see it in front of you.
Really.
This is a good question.
Is it in the past or in the future?
That's right, that's right.
It's been a while, but...
No, but I think Ryoma will definitely ask me a lot about the future.
I see.
But I think the alien will tell me a lot about the future.
It depends on which one you choose.
I see, I see.
I'm an alien.
Ah, is that so?
It was Ryoma.
Ryoma is tired of asking questions.
I think he's tired...
I think he's tired.
No, in reality...
What will happen?
No, it's just that...
I don't know if there really were more than 180 of them in that era.
There are various theories about that person.
I just wanted to see and hear various things.
But if you look at it, it's roundness and Friday.
This is...
This is what makes me nervous.
But roundness also makes you nervous, doesn't it?
No, it's just that...
I don't know if it's still there or not.
That's true.
On Friday...
Even if there really wasn't anything, it makes you nervous, doesn't it?
Yes, I understand.
Okamoto's low voice makes you nervous.
That's the image.
It makes me nervous.
While recording, I usually don't see Okamoto or Fujiwara.
What is it? What is it?
Why are you here today?
You caught me.
You say funny things every now and then.
That's right, that's right.
Why are you laughing?
What is it? What is it?
What is it?
Jushi! Matsumoto is here!
Where is the prize money?