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Good evening, I have sad news for you today.
Hosei Yamazaki, who has been with us as a regular for the second time, will graduate from the program today as well.
I don't know what will happen and how he will quit.
Let's have him appear first.
Hosei Yamazaki, please.
Yamazaki...
Yamaya...
What's up?
Well...
What's up?
Well...
I'd like to ask you why we're graduating today.
Before that...
I'm sure you've noticed...
Actually, my partner, Hamada...
He's become an influencer.
So I got a little worked up and couldn't do it.
Well, I asked my manager...
Even before I knew I was an influencer...
I thought I'd take a break today.
That's what I said.
Well, I think you've seen it for yourself.
Yes, that's right.
How do you feel about graduating today?
Can you tell me about it?
Is there a lot going on?
Is Aya really getting prettier lately?
I'm sure you all know about it.
It's getting more and more of my liking.
So...
The fact that I feel that Aya is getting prettier and more of my liking...
Is it the same for others?
Do you definitely cheat on me?
Do you want me to keep an eye on you?
No, but...
What?!
You can't do that.
Endo doesn't know about it.
No, but...
I think it's great that you're getting prettier and more of my liking...
But I don't think you should quit.
That's right.
There are a lot of beautiful wives out there.
So I don't know if they're all working.
I saw Aya's New Year's card.
I'd give it about 45 points.
Is that the reason for most of it?
Is there anything else?
Can you tell me about it?
To be honest, I don't know what digital broadcasting means.
In a program called "Tabi Salada",
Ms. Kanda Masaki is doing a very good job,
and she's doing a good job as a digital broadcaster.
I'm sorry, but I don't know if I don't understand it.
I don't know either.
Is there anything else?
What was that just now?
Ms. Kanda Masaki is doing a good job as a digital broadcaster,
and that's why you're stopping it.
You can't not hear me, can you?
Mr. Hosei, you were really doing a good job.
If you don't tell me about it...
Can I say what's most important?
Ms. Kanda is still injured.
Mr. Hosei...
Yamazaki Hosei, 44 years old
"He's been on the show since "Gaki no Tsukai" episode 2"
As our comrade, Hosei has created many famous scenes
Today, he will graduate from the show
He went to great lengths...
There, we look back at the bright footprints he left behind
No. 5 - Yamazaki Presents - Mystery World
Comrade Hosei has dedicated himself to evil
He has strengthened the courage and bond between Downtown and Kokoriko
Before you look for the four gold coins...
If you can find them...
I will give you a wonderful treasure!
What is a wonderful treasure?
After overcoming many dangers and finding gold coins...
What was waiting for them?
E-everyone, let's go!
One, two, three!
I love you more and more than ever.
It's fast.
No. 4 Yamazaki Music Produce.
Ah, this one.
Hosei-kun wrote and composed 13 songs for his dream of making money.
Please listen to Hosei-kun's favorite songs.
The starry sky we looked up at together.
You made that face.
You make funny faces.
Ah, Matsumoto-san.
You did it, too!
I didn't mean it like that.
You did it!
You did it, too!
You really want to do it, don't you?
You did it!
No. 3 Goodbye, Hosei Yamazaki.
Over 11 times in the past, Hosei has lied that he wants to be a musician and pranked all the citizens.
I never thought this day would come.
I won't stop being a musician!
2nd place, "YAMARAM VS DYNAMITE SQUADRON".
A special movie about a giant monster, YAMARAM.
We were moved by Hosei's passion.
Well, Yomaramu, it's bedtime.
Yomaramu has suddenly become quiet!
What in the world happened?!
Yomaramu, you did it.
1st place. Yamazaki Hosei's touching wedding ceremony.
The eternal father and son, Hosei is finally married.
He forced us to feel that emotion.
It's like we're filming a wedding "how to" video.
You're good!
What is this?!
You're kidding me!
What's going on?!
Hosei grew up a lot with his musical skills.
It's finally time for you to make a period in that history.
But the time we spent together will never fade away.
It will continue to be displayed in our hearts.
Yes, forever.
Goodbye, wonderful memories. Thank you.
Here is Yamazaki-kun's farewell greeting.
First of all, we would like to hear the words of Mr. Suga of Japanese TV.
Mr. Suga...
In the penalty game, Mr. Matsumoto shouted "100 times" during filming,
and we asked the company to do it forcibly,
and we asked the 27th production bureau and the 28th editorial bureau and the executives to lower their heads and do it.
When we looked at it, it was a complete cut.
When we asked the staff why, they said it wasn't interesting at all.
It was boring when we were filming, but we cooperated so much, why are you cutting it?
I was in a terrible position, and when I said that I would quit this time,
everyone, including the executives and the president, took each other's hands and were happy.
I was relieved and thought I might be able to make some progress.
Thank you so much for quitting.
Mr. Suga...
Thank you.
Thank you for your time.
Next, I would like to represent the female staff and say that there is a gift from one of the desks.
Uchino...
Thank you for coming.
This is for you.
Thank you.
I really hate you.
Well, we'd like to say goodbye, too. Kokoriko...
Thank you for your hard work.
Yamadaki-san, Endo... "Endo, Endo!" I'm called like this, but...
"Why is he calling me like that?" I've been thinking about it all the time.
Well, but I'm graduating from music school, so even if an amateur says "Endo!" to me, it doesn't bother me that much.
From now on, I think it's okay for me to say "Endo!" with dignity.
Thank you.
I hate war and you.
Even though I'm a Hamada and an influencer,
I thought I should apologize to you for not being here at this time of farewell.
But at that moment, I thought, "Ah, this is a message from Hamada to us."
In other words, Yamagaki in the comedy world is an influencer.
He's a philosopher.
Because of him, that shitty atmosphere is spreading more and more.
Even the program is getting worse and worse.
"Cut it out!" I think it's his silent scream.
It's really shitty.
Even Sugi-chan in the background is agreeing with me.
Sugi-chan...
She's saying it's fine.
Please shut up.
Well, let me say goodbye to you, Yamagaki-kun.
*sniffle*
I'm sorry, but I'm trying to be a cheerful graduate today...
I...
I won't cry, I definitely won't cry...
I won't cry...
I definitely won't cry...
I've been playing "Gaki no Tsukai" since I was little...
I've been playing it for 23 years now...
It's really an interesting show...
You're so small...
You always say "good morning" or "good morning" to me...
Even the famous Inomoto-kun...
He's scared...
Inomoto-kun...
He's scared...
Inomoto-kun!
Why did you do that?!
Hamada-san was coming and I was looking forward to it...
Next week!
Fujihira-kun!
- Huh? - Don't ask me anymore!
Don't tell me about work while you're drinking!
Don't you get it?!
Don't you get it at all?!
- I don't know what you're saying... - Hey, hey.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! - You're saying you don't like it?
- You tell me yourself! - Hey, hey, hey!
- Hey, hey! - Hey, Mr. Hosei!
- Mr. Zaki, Mr. Zaki! - Hey, I'm not giving you any!
- Mr. Zaki, Mr. Zaki! - I'm not giving you!
- Mr. Zaki, what are you doing?! - I said I'm not giving you!
- Mr. Zaki! - It hurts so...
- Let's not do this. Don't worry. - Bring it back! Bring it back!
- Be careful! - Mr. Zaki!
- You've got it bad! - Mr. Zaki!
- You're so stupid! - Mr. Zaki!
- No! Why is it like this?! - Why are you like this...
- Please! Please!
- It's true. It's his last chance. - Yes.
- So it might get like that. - Yes.
- So let's go in too. - Yes.
- Okay. - Wait a minute!
I won't stop my promise as a kid! I won't stop! I won't stop!
Mr. Ukyo, the victim, Mr. Mitarae, was stabbed in the heart with a sharp knife and was killed.
However, at the estimated time of death, there were only these two people in this house except for the victim, but no weapon has been found.
Can you say something to someone who can speak a little more?
It's a difficult line.
Wife, you were driven by your husband like a playboy every day.
This is enough motivation for murder.
And son, you quarreled with your father every week whether you saw a playboy or not.
This is also enough motivation for murder.
From now on, it is speculated that the culprit deceived everyone in front of the TV and got cooperation from downtown Matsumoto and Kokorikko to spy on the 12th prank.
In other words, Yama-chan will not stop using her weapon.
I won't stop!
A movie is playing.
If you have a dream...
Would you like to go?
I don't think I can go with this song.
I'll point it out to you.
That's right.
This is...
That's right.
You know the song, don't you?
You're laughing.
No, "com" was originally "yami".
It's not "yami" yet.
What's wrong? Are you serious?
"Yami" is "yami".
It's "haya" now, isn't it?
No way!
It's "medley" now.
Is it "com" now?
It's "com".
It's "haya" now.
It's "com" now.
That's what I wanted to do.
You have to be over 40 years old to know this song.
I don't know what song it is.
I don't know what song it is at all.
I didn't know men dressed like that.
- Is this the end? - I don't know.
Wow, again.
- Wow, two-stare. - What's going on?
Why are you laughing so much?
- What's funny? - I don't think anything.
- What is it? - What's funny?
Don't laugh yet!
Yama-chan, will you stop using kids?
I won't!
Will you stop using kids?
I won't!
Yama-chan, will you stop?
I won't!
Will you stop using kids?
I won't!
No, no, no.
What's wrong with you?
Stop it!
We've been doing this for 30 years.
It's taking forever.
That's right.
No! Stop it!
Stop it!
First of all, we can't even know what's going on.
Yeah, we can't see it.
We can't see what's going on.
I don't know why we can't see what's going on in the meeting.
But there's nothing else, right?
I've known him for a long time, so I know.
But he really doesn't like books.
Why did you do it?
Let me go! It hurts!
Let me go!
If I could, I'd like to take a break.
I wouldn't rest at all.