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Ladies and gentlemen...
Good evening!
How is it? It seems like Endo is in a good mood.
I'm jealous.
In what way is he in a good mood?
It seems like he's in perfect condition.
He's in perfect condition in everything.
In everything...
What are you talking about?
I bit him in perfect condition.
That's right.
My throat is in bad condition.
I used to have polyps surgery.
When I'm a little tired, it comes to my throat.
As you get older and weaker, you become like that.
You don't get stronger at all.
I don't think so.
You're right.
Especially since I joined Yamanagi this year, my throat is in bad condition.
But it's true that you're in bad condition.
No, it's not like that. What do you think about it?
You're telling me to say it.
It's true that I'm scared of Hamada-san's lecture.
Why?
It's like a dream.
Hamada-san is like a junior to me.
What are you talking about?
You shouldn't get involved with him.
You shouldn't!
It's true.
I rarely talk to him.
But sometimes he puts his hand on my knee.
Maybe he took something from me.
We usually talk about money negotiations.
I told you so.
Maybe he took something from me.
What's that?
It's old.
It's big.
It's not broken.
It's big.
Maybe he took something from me.
Who said that?
That's amazing!
So, have you ever negotiated with him?
- Have I ever negotiated with him? - No. - No.
- No, I haven't negotiated with him either. - Yes, I haven't negotiated with him either.
- Have you ever negotiated with him? - Not yet. - Not yet. - I haven't negotiated with him.
But the director said, "Hey!"
Good, good. I like that attitude.
Hey, shut up! It's your school.
I'll say it. I'll say it loud and clear.
I'm quitting!
I'm quitting, you bastard!
I'll say it.
What will you do?
I'll say it once and say "I'm quitting!"
And then we'll see what happens.
We'll see how they react.
Let's not say it. It'll end right away.
It'll end. It'll end.
It'll be night even if I say it.
It depends on the person.
Yama-chan shouldn't say it.
But you've never said anything about a gyara, right?
I've never said it.
Then say it!
I haven't said it yet.
You haven't said it yet?
I've always been a kid.
You used to say 5,000 yen, 5,000 yen.
I know that!
I've always said 5,000 yen.
5,000 yen is amazing.
It was at the auction, wasn't it?
Yes, it is.
What is it now?
Let's talk about it.
Here and here are different.
That's not it!
I don't know here and here.
I've never talked about it with you.
I went to pick up Georgia again the other day.
I don't know if you're going to do it again.
What?
Are you going to do it again?
Mr. Hamada!
NG OK!
Let's go next!
What are you doing?
Let's do it like this!
It looks like an oracle!
It's not like that!
Do you feel anything when you see a masterpiece?
You guys win a lottery every month, don't you?
That's right.
It's not a different tribe.
It's not different!
If that's the case, you guys are oracles!
It doesn't make sense to write a lottery every month, does it?
You have to make a system where you can say, "I'm an oracle, I'm an oracle," and the company will say, "No, you're crazy."
That's right!
In that sense, you have to hide it!
All right! Driver No. 5!
Are you kidding me?
Don't say it like that!
Should I say it?
You shouldn't say it.
I won't say it!
Why don't you say it?
Then please say it!
If you say it, I'll say Driver No. 5!
It's a deluxe car.
I'd like to hear it!
I'm not saying this because I don't want to lose my dream.
What's that?
It's not a deluxe car at all!
That's a deluxe car!
I've been driving a girl's car for about 25 years now.
It hasn't changed at all!
It's a 23-year-old, isn't it?
It hasn't changed.
It hasn't really changed.
Really?
Has it always been like that?
It hasn't really changed.
It's a private car, a girl's car!
It's really a private car!
Girl's car, private car!
I have a sore stomach!
I'm sorry for talking like this!
20 years, I rarely drive a girl's car!
There are times when it's the same year of this month!
- No way! - That's a good way of saying it.
- Really, really, really. - I see.
Should we just not have a floor-to-ceiling living room?
- Huh? - Of course not!
- That's a famous way of saying it. - That's a bad way of saying it!
Should we just drink non-alcoholic beer and sleep?
- That's a bad way of saying it! - That's a bad way of saying it!
- Should we just drink non-alcoholic beer and sleep? - Should we just drink non-alcoholic beer and sleep?
- There's a place in Yamagata where they give their wives all of their money. - Oh, is that so?
I wanted to ask you about this, but they give their wives all of their money.
They give their wives their salary and all of their money.
I'm just taking my wife's money. But I asked other people and they all have their own wallets.
- They're holding their own wallets. - They're just putting in some money they have at home.
- That's right. I can't think of that, but what about you, Hamada-san? - I don't like that.
- Especially you, Hamada-san. - I don't like that kind of conversation.
- Especially you, Hamada-san. - It's too much.
- I don't think it's that kind of dimension. - What kind of dimension is it?
It could be that you're drinking non-alcoholic beer.
- Drinking non-alcoholic beer? - You could be drinking non-alcoholic beer.
- But there's something else about it. - What is it?
This guy's hobby is diving in a scuba dive and laughing under a non-alcoholic beer.
- Which sea? - Which sea are you in?
- It's too funny.
- Do you drink non-alcoholic beer? - Do you drink non-alcoholic beer?
- I do. I leave it to you.
- I knew it. Your wife said it. - I knew it. Your wife said it.
- You leave it to me. - I know.
- But you're holding your husband's hand no matter who you ask. - Usually.
- But your wife said it. - Yes.
- She said you're the worst man. - The worst?
- Which one? - Which one?
Your wife saying you're the worst man while holding your little does.
- She thinks you're rotten. - She thought you were rotten.
Because Yamaaki once poured beer which seems like it would work.
I asked her if it was an ATM or a piggy bank and she told me it wouldn't work.
Yamaaki didn't know it and went to bed.
Suddenly she woke up on a horse.
It's not working!
There were 80 of them and I didn't know much about them so I looked at them and they looked like 800 of them and I was like "800 yen!? I'm in a bad mood this year!!"
That's the important part.
I'm in a bad mood this year!!
They looked like 800 of them and I was like "Yay!" and I was really excited.
I looked at them and they looked like 800 of them and I was like "Yay!" and I was really excited.
I got really mad and went home.
But it's okay if it's only 800 of them.
"Why is that!? Is that what makes you a man!?
That's enough! I don't need money! You do it! Spend it all!
Why can't I...
Listen, I don't need money! I'm not that kind of guy!
You're in bad shape!
You're in bad shape, aren't you?
Do you get angry every time you get angry?
How about you say it out loud?
Do you want me to go home and say it?
Go home and say it!
No, I can't do that anymore.
Even if we fight...
Get out of here!
"Get out of here!" I can't say it.
Why are you so weak?
Get out of here!
Because we even watch the wedding video.
That's right!
Because at the beginning of the wedding,
you were already wearing socks and socks.
What?!
You're lying!
Are you serious?!
It was very short.
Why do you feel like that now?
That's why...
vinegar came out.
Vinegar came out.
What kind of vinegar came out?
Is it vinegar?
Vinegar came out.
Vinegar won't come out of me.
Vinegar won't come out of Aya either.
Vinegar came out.
What came out of you?
Vinegar, of course.
Your wife's vinegar came out.
My wife's and my vinegar came out.
In the end,
if you fight with vinegar and vinegar, you lose.
That's what it means, isn't it?
That's right.
The power of vinegar as a living thing.
No, it's getting stronger.
But honestly, it's getting stronger, isn't it?
It's getting stronger.
The power balance is gradually changing.
See, it's like that.
It was close to 100, but it's not like that anymore.
See, it's like that.
That's right.
But you don't wear a humidifier anymore.
What are you talking about?
I don't like it anymore.
I really don't like it anymore.
It's dry.
I'm telling you to put too much water in it,
but you haven't put it in yet.
But I've been putting it in for ten years now.
It's too much.
But there are times when there's a lot of stuff in it, right?
Then you have to import too much tank.
I know.
The weight is getting heavier and heavier.
Who told you to do it?
I see.
No, this is...
Power balance is definitely changing.
I'm angry.
But you're not like Tanaka, right?
You've done it all for me, right?
The balance is changing.
God's power is getting stronger.
The thing I'm most worried about right now is...
When you put strength in it,
it's a little shaky.
It's a little shaky.
I really don't like it.
For example, when you put strength in it...
For example, when you carry a heavy object, you'll be like this.
When you see that, your wife will say, "Stop it! You'll be like your dad!"
"You don't like it, do you?" She says that sentence for a long time.
Do you think I don't like it like that?
I sometimes feel like that.
I wasn't told that, but I didn't say it like that.
Do you know what you're saying?
Why are you saying it like that?
You said it to me for a long time.
I didn't say it like that.
Give me back my child.
"What's this?" "Wow! What is it?"
"It's a cow!" "Isn't it big?" "It's scary!"
It's big.
"What's this?" "Wow! What is it?"
"It's a cow!" "Isn't it big?" "It's scary!"
It's big.
"What?" "Ask me a question."
How much is it?
I don't know.
Is it a man or a woman?
It's a man, right?
I don't know.
"What is it?" "It's a man."
"It's a man, right?" "It's a man."
Isn't it scary?
I think I know what it is.
Thank you for coming.
I'd like to thank you.
I've been in the Tokyo area since July last year.
When I was thinking about whether to go, I was called by that big business.
I'd like to thank you all.
Thank you for coming to the airport.
All right! Next one!
University...
What are you doing?
Should I hit you with a bottle?
I'm sure you have customers.
I'm sorry. As a professional...
I was doing it.
I was doing it!
You did it.
You did it properly.
Huh? Mr. Munemura, are you all right?
Yes, well...
You must have been nervous.
Yes, well, after I praised him, I thought, 'Wow, I might get scolded later.'
Even if he's pissed off, I don't mind. This is a big business deal.
What do you mean, 'big business deal'?
I thought, 'If he gets mad, I'll just talk to him somewhere else.' But I still thought, 'Wow, I must have done something wrong.'
When it was over, I said, 'I'm sorry, sir.'
When it was over, I said, 'It's okay, it's okay, let's take a picture.'
Mr. Munemura was very kind.
Thank goodness!
Mr. Munemura, this is my first time meeting you.
When I said hello, you had such a strong aura.
I thought you and I would have a good fight.
So I went over to Mr. Munemura's place.
The moment I saw Mr. Munemura, I thought, 'Huh? I think Mr. Munemura can do this, too.'
That's what you thought, didn't you?
I thought, 'Oh, if I do this, it'll be natural.'
Even if you get mad at me, I have an excuse.
I thought I'd go over and went, 'Bang!'
You're laughing, aren't you?
That was a momentary judgment.
No, it's fine.
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Thanks to you, when we went to CABBA GLA, you gave us a chance to increase our business.
- We saw that. - Yes.
Also, each station in Osaka is like an astronaut who came back from Armageddon.
- "I'm glad you did it." - "For our Osaka."
You really raised our rank and gave us a big business and a big chance. Thank you very much.
- However, as April changes... - That's right.
- It will change. - That's right.
- This is also an important point. - Yes, it is.
You mean that "big business" is quite popular?
- I don't think it's popular yet. - I don't think it's popular yet.
But if you look at it like that, you can only look down on it until now.
- I didn't know that. - We're all middle-aged people.
- But we did our best.
- We did our best. - We only went to Osaka.
- When a Tokyo trend came, we said "Who is this guy?" - "You don't think like that!"
- You don't think like that! - You don't think like that!
- Osaka entertainers are really... - There are.
- When I start talking, you look anxious. - That's not true!
- You're talking too much! - I'm talking too much!
- It's a "big business" more than you think. - It's a "big business" more than you think.
- But from now on... - Yes, that's right.
I want to get a regular one.
I've been watching "Yomihan" and "Kodomo" since April and I want to get one.
There's another reason I'm here today.
"Gaki no Tsukai" and "Manneri" have been around for a long time.
I want to get one in Tokyo.
I want to get one in Iran.
But I don't have one in Iran.
So it's like that, right?
It's like that, right?
So, after you came to Koyabu, did you say anything to him?
There must be something, right?
You didn't even give him a sign.
You beat him up, right?
Beat him up!
He's wearing the same color as you.
But the color doesn't matter.
So, you haven't decided yet?
I told him a few things.
Wow!
What did he say?
NHK's education...
Wow!
It's an English you can watch on TV.
That's amazing!
Right?
But...
In a new generation show, if you're not an entertainer...
Oh, you've been watching it since you were a kid.
You've been watching it since you were young.
Only when you're in a place where all the entertainers admire you can you live in Osaka.
Your colleagues will look down on you, too.
You only know how to do psychological drama.
You probably don't know how to do it for real.
It's fine!
You are embarrassing!
You're talking bad about others.
They all are your enemies.
No, it's not like that.
I'm one of them, too.
But, when you are in a new generation show, you're known for you being funny.
But you can't make a high tension show, right?
You can't make a high tension show, right?
I don't know how to make it funny.
Right?
If I had a one on one fight with Hosei, I would have lost.
If I won, I would have been lucky.
I would like to go home now.
Wait a minute.
This is a one on one fight.
Don't say that.
I don't want a one on one fight.
I won.
You won?
I won't do it.
Give me a handshake.
Who is this heroine?
What's up?
She doesn't say anything.
What's up?
She's not doing so well.
She's just in time.
She was able to fight you.
As an actor, I am thankful for you.
I am thankful for you.
I'm really irritated by one thing.
I think you are a big fan of me.
Mr. Heipo, is he a decent person?
He's a great person.
I'm saying that he's a great person.
What do you think about it?
I think that if such a miserable person appears on TV,
I think it will cause children to cry.
I see.
Thank you for listening.
Mr. Heipo.
Could you let me hit you one more time?
It's a co-produced show, right?
That's right.
Nice to meet you.
I feel sorry for you, so I'd like you to go on a journey with me on this show and make up for it.
A journey? You're going on a journey?
Yes, you can go to Yoshimoto Shinkeki.
Oh!
Do you want to do anything?
Are you traveling?
Yes.
Together?
Yes.
That way, I can go on Gaki no Tsukai, and Heipo- san can take him down.
I see!
And I can kill Housei-san as well.
At least you can kill one person at a time!
All of them are cleaners- he's like a Roomba!
He sucks up everything for me!
And then...
So are you going?
Yes.
I'm going to scary places...
I'll bungee jump and go die with him!
Ohhh, nice!
I'm fine with it.
What about you?
I'm a Japanese man, so I'll do a bungee jump.
I'm a Japanese man, too.
So you're saying you won't lose?
Are you copying me?
I'm sorry.
I really want to do it.
Is it okay for you?
What do you think?
I see.
Let's do it.
I'm scared, too, but if it's a man, I'll do it.
Let's do it.
I'm scared of you, so I'll do it.
I'm nervous.
I've never done anything before.
I didn't do anything.
I was editing and doing various things.
I'm scared.
I'm young.
I'm scared.
You've been editing the whole time?
No, I haven't.
What have you been doing lately?
I've been practicing dancing lately.
That's not good.
Mr. Asubo praised you for your transformation.
How many years ago?
20 years ago.
You ate stupid food 20 years ago.
That's amazing.
Do you have any plans?
Like bungee jumping or anything else?
Yes.
How about a movie?
You're not good at anything.
I'm not good at anything.
But if you're a soldier, you can do it.
You can go to dark places.
Yes.
You can go to high places.
Yes, high places.
And you can go to hard places.
I'm already 57 years old.
That's enough.
I'm 57 years old.
That was good.
I'm 57 years old.
You were dead a long time ago.
I'm 57 years old.
Please watch "Yakki".