AISubs v3.5
Hitoshi Matsumoto, who is respected by many comedians, is obviously honest.
There are a lot of things, but I see.
It's easy to understand, isn't it?
Gakuregi?
What?
The head of a man who is said to be a genius is the head itself.
First of all, it's Sapre.
The story is funny.
Oh, that's right! That's right! I said it!
It's Momo.
Even if you've been together for a long time, you still don't know.
Yes, it's Paper Moon.
The passionate battle for punishment will be decided tonight!
It's Ino Tadataka.
What?
Did you make a map?
I don't know how people who don't respect Ino Tadataka feel.
That kind of company...
The person who didn't know Hitoshi Matsumoto the most will be punished!
Who is it?!
Um...
Every day...
Question 53.
What cosplay makes Matsumoto excited?
I don't think it's changed from before.
Oh, I see.
I used to talk about this a lot when I was a kid.
Really?!
Yes.
It's the title song.
When I talked with him, he said he didn't like unrealistic things.
I don't like ordinary things.
I feel like I've been saying ordinary things for a long time.
Here's the correct answer.
What cosplay makes Matsumoto excited?
Ordinary things. I absolutely like ordinary things.
What do you like?
Well...
It's like a nurse.
It's like a nurse, but...
I like a nurse with a nurse's nurse.
What is it?
She's laughing at people.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
It was close.
Well...
Do you like pants?
Oh, you like pants.
I like pants.
If Matsumoto were to compare himself to SMAP, who would it be?
In the past...
But...
What can I say?
The answer is open.
That's right.
It's a little strange for you, isn't it?
That's what I mean, too.
My friends think of me as a visionary or something like that.
Here's the correct answer.
Goro Inagaki.
That's right.
That's amazing.
It's a little big here.
I want to know why it's so big.
Tell me why you chose Goro Inagaki.
To be honest...
If I had to choose between this person and that person...
I think I made the biggest mistake yet.
Did I get it right?
You got it right.
What is Matsumoto's favorite gag?
Gag?
Favorite gag...
The answer is...
I'm the only one who thinks it's really old.
It is old.
That surprised me.
Isn't it "all ways"?
Here is the correct answer.
It's about 40 years old, right?
Yes.
But it's too old.
It's a problem.
Yes.
But I think "hohohoi" isn't bad.
"Hohohoi" coming here...
Hohohoi
But I'm happy.
Keep doing it.
Thank you.
Keep up the good work.
I love you.
I love you, too.
Keep up the good work.
I'll do my best.
Why did Matsumoto quarrel with his wife recently?
Yamamoto, you've never heard of it?
I heard it last week.
Really?
It's really old.
It's amazing.
I really don't know.
Answer open!
It's a little...
No, no, it's the old days.
Yes, it's like that.
Let me hear it.
Here is the correct answer.
Well, put a little more humidifier water in the beans.
Well...
As for humidifier water...
Well...
It's the loudest.
What is it?
Have you ever heard of it?
No, it's the first time I've heard of it.
Oh, really?
It's been a week, hasn't it?
Matsumoto...
What do you like about Hamada?
Wait a minute...
What kind of question is that?
How am I supposed to answer that?
It's something only a duo can do. It's kind of embarrassing.
Here it is.
Answer open!
Well, well...
You said you couldn't do it.
I see...
That's the only way.
I see...
Here is the correct answer.
What do you like about Hamada, Matsumoto?
Will I get a different answer?
If you take too long, you know...
I'd rather you die earlier than me.
I don't like being left behind and not being able to say anything.
I don't like it at all!
Matsumoto's impression
The answer is...
Well, it's all famous stories.
Which one did you get?
Come on!
The correct answer is...
Well...
Sarkani Gasse
Whichever one is correct.
It's a famous one, right?
The correct answer is...
What did Matsumoto laugh about the most in his life?
What did I laugh about?
There are so many.
What did I say before?
The answer is...
What did I say before?
When I sang and did it...
it was broadcasted on the radio...
It was broadcasted on the radio...
and I had a hard time laughing about it.
Well, it's a story that's the most special in my life.
I don't know.
That's all.
Even if you say it so suddenly...
No, it's really like that.
That's right.
Isn't it that?
Nakamura's paella...
These days...
It just pops in my head.
It's true.
Everyone laughed.
Matsumoto...
How does he make fun of him using the toilet towel?
It's like that now.
Answer, open!
Well, this is...
You know...
Sticky, right?
Then, here is the correct answer.
Make fun of him using the toilet towel.
It's messed up!
What should I do?
Put it on your head.
What should I do?
This...
One size...
Small one...
Do you have it?
This...
I don't know.
I can't guess it.
When Matsumoto grows up...
Where does he want to live?
Place...
It's here, right?
There are many places.
Yes.
In general.
The answer will be revealed.
There are details in it.
Didn't we say it last year?
Yes, we did.
Then, what is the correct answer?
I think the answer is somewhere.
Well, I don't know which one is correct.
What are you talking about?
Switzerland.
Switzerland?
Yes, we said it in a movie festival.
Even so...
It's impossible.
Shoes.
It's not correct at all.
I happened to see the staff's shoes, so I said "shoes".
Ready, start!
Matsumoto's face is clearly visible.
It's dangerous!
Many of them are new discoveries that have not been seen for many years.
Shoe.
Shoe?
It's not "kantoko", is it?
It's "saiyoji kantoko".
After 75 questions, the current score is...
As you can see, our partner Hamada is closest to winning.
Matsumoto.
Out of the four of you, who do you not want to be reborn only as this person?
This is difficult.
This is my place.
Yeah.
This is...
This is my place, Hamada-san.
The answer is open.
This is my place.
In that sense, right?
Then, here is the correct answer.
I don't want to be reborn.
Um...
Tanaka!
Me?
Was it me?
Let's ask him why.
Tell us why you chose Tanaka.
Well...
Every day...
It's fun.
Tanaka!
That's what I have in mind.
Every day, it's fun.
That's what I have in mind.
I'm a little shocked.
When Matsumoto dies, what does he want the prison guards to put in his coffin?
What's that?
There wasn't such a problem back then.
Wow...
I have no idea.
Title open!
Wow, Mr. Old Hose.
Great.
You're so excited.
Now, here's the correct answer.
Woodbowl.
Come on!
I think I've mentioned it in interviews before.
Yes, you have.
I made it myself.
Yes!
Yes, you have.
Like DVDs and movies you made yourself.
Thank you!
Shoes!
Family picture.
I don't wear shoes.
What does Matsumoto think of himself as a man?
What can I say?
What can you say?
With today's energy.
I wonder what you think of yourself like this.
Well, but...
I don't know.
Title open!
It's hard for me to say 100.
That's...
It's hard for you to say, so I'll say 300.
Yes.
Now, here's the correct answer.
As a man?
Can I answer seriously?
You've always been like that.
Can I answer seriously?
It's 100.
He said 100.
What variety show would Matsumoto like to appear in one time?
This is a difficult question.
Mmmmm!
Hmmmm!
What?
Hmmmm!
I don't know what you're talking about.
The answer is...
Ohhhh!
This is realistic.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I see.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Here is the correct answer.
The correct answer is...
Well...
I'll say it quickly.
The correct answer is...
I see.
Matsumoto's favorite AV genre is...
Genre?
Wow!
I used to talk about this topic in the past.
Genre?
I used to talk about this topic in the past.
What was it?
No!
I'm sorry.
The answer is...
Ah! This is it!
This is it!
Well...
I know what it is.
If you write it like this, I can only see this.
I've learned a lot about it now.
Newcomer...
I know what the answer is.
Oh, really?
I know what it is.
Well, here's the correct answer.
I don't know if it's an amateur or not, but...
Wow, can I say what genre it is?
I've always said...
It can only be a debut work.
Wow.
Here it is, Mr. Hamada.
It's amazing that you came here, Mr. Hamada.
Here it is.
This is fun.
This is what it is.
But you all know what it is, don't you?
No, we don't know.
If you look at it, you'll know.
Why is it?
Well, let's hear the reason.
Well...
From the second one...
I feel like it's a business.
Yes.
The first one...
I feel like it's serious.
It's not serious from the first one.
But we know what it is.
You're kidding me, right?
The first thing that comes to mind is "kokoro" magazine.
Because of this, Mr. Hamada is in perfect condition.
The second one...
Oh, that's good.
He gets the correct answer many times in a row.
It's fashionable.
Oh, well...
It's "machaki".
The four of them have a great match.
What is Matsumoto's proposal word?
Does Ho-san know about it?
I don't know.
Ho-san seems to know about it.
One, two...
I don't know at all.
This is a pain in the ass.
Answer open!
I'll be straight forward.
Me too.
Let's get married.
Even if we did, would we say it here?
That's true.
That's what it means.
Is it different under here?
I've never heard of it.
I can't say it from my nose.
I've never heard of it.
You've never heard of it either, right?
No, I haven't.
I can't say it in a place like this.
I see.
That's right.
But you can't say it like that.
You can't say it like that.
I see.
I see!
Here is the correct answer.
What is Matsumoto's proposed word?
Well, this...
I don't have one.
I'm not married.
You don't?
Well...
When I have a child...
Well...
That's what it means, right?
What is this?
It's "semetsuyama".
Mine, too.
Well...
That's what it means, right?
That's what it means!
That's what it means?
That's right!
That's harsh!
Question 100.
When does Matsumoto feel happy?
It's hard.
All right!
This is it!
Which one is it?
The answer is open!
Which one is it?
I don't know.
Is it a child or a work of art?
Here is the correct answer.
When I go to bed, I listen to the main character's rakugo.
When I listen to the main character's rakugo.
When I listened to Yama-chan's rakugo.
If this is the correct answer, Yama-chan will say "Hey!"
I've never seen her like that.
Here is the result!
Who didn't know Hitoshi Matsumoto the most?
Here is the lowest number of correct answers.
The lowest number of correct answers is...
Yamasaki Hosei!
You're kidding me!
I chased him up and hit him.
Wait a minute!
You're kidding me!
Wait a minute!
Is this for real?
This is for real!
I don't like this!
Let's go.
I'm going to get in trouble.
I don't have much time.
I'm not like you guys.
It's over now, right?
Yes.
Mr. Yamasaki, please come to the side.
So!
Who is it?!
Please come this way.
No, it's really...
Is it for real?
It's the most...
Is it for real?!
I've heard of it before.
I went home and took it off.
Yes.
Endo did his best.
Thank you.
But...
In the first half...
A little...
It didn't go well, but you chased him up and hit him.
Yes, I chased him up and hit him.
Right?
Yes.
And Tanaka's private life is not fun at all.
I think he's hurt a lot.
There was such a wound.
That's right.
Please don't say such things.
I'm having fun.
Well, it's always Tanaka who gets hurt when it comes to this kind of thing.
That's right.
It's not a big wound.
And...
Did you guess AV's debut work properly?
Oh, I guessed it right.
That's right.
I guessed it right.
I've said it many times!
AV is over as soon as you become a professional.
That's what Endo always said.
Well, Mr. Hamada, you did a good job.
An amateur becomes a professional!
That's what I think.
I don't care about that!
You!
Yes.
I'll make you say "X"!
Wow.
What is it? It's tough.
What does it mean?
"Punishment"!
Matsumoto!
"100 Shouts"!
What?
Go to various places and shout "Mr. Matsumoto"!
But it may not be a bad thing, right?
Recently, you've been sealing "Fu" tribe.
I don't shout there.
You shout every moment you go there.
Next week, "Punishment" will be executed!
But Tanaka is depressed.
I don't know what to say.