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Quiz! 100 things about Hitoshi Matsumoto.
This time, it's 100 things about the show's main character, Hitoshi Matsumoto.
So, if you're the one with the lowest chance of getting it right, prepare yourself for severe punishment.
Question one.
What?! A punishment?!
Matsumoto's "my boom" is...
What?! You know about that?!
Quiz! 100 things about the show's main character, Hitoshi Matsumoto!
It's been 30 years since "downtown" was formed as a duo.
And it's been 23 years since "gakki no sukai" was released!
How well do the four of them know about Matsumoto?!
We're about to find out the truth about Hitoshi Matsumoto!
I really don't know about him.
The title is "open".
It's not "boom", is it?
Do you know a lot about iPhones?
I do know a little about it.
I see!
Here's the correct answer.
Seriously?
I'm counting on you.
Matsumoto's "my boom" is...
What?!
"my boom"?!
What is it?
It's muscle training.
That's right!
Muscle training and "boom" is a good combination.
You said it so shyly.
I'm sure you've done it before.
You're pretty good!
You're so serious.
Matsumoto's "complex" is...
What?!
I have no idea.
"complex"?!
I'm curious.
"complex"?!
It's always like this in manga.
That's right.
I have thin legs.
You look like Matsumoto.
Matsumoto's "complex" is...
I'm sure there are many.
Which one is the easiest to understand?
Gakureki?
I've never heard of it.
What is Matsumoto's favorite pasta?
Yamachan, you know it.
You eat it a lot, don't you?
I don't know.
I don't like it.
You know it.
I know it.
But we haven't eaten together for decades.
We don't eat pasta together.
I don't know.
The answer is...
We have eaten a lot of pasta recently.
Really?
What is Matsumoto's favorite pasta?
We haven't heard of it.
This is a very embarrassing story.
This is a meat sauce.
Huh? I've never seen you eat it before.
What is it?
It's squid ink.
Meat sauce?
Isn't it a little embarrassing?
You're eating it like that.
If Matsumoto were to bring only one thing to a deserted island, what would you bring?
What is this?
That's right.
What kind of way of saying it is this?
You're going to talk about this, aren't you?
That's right.
You're right, Zaki.
You're saying, "What is it?"
I'm like, "This is it."
I see.
What was it?
Everything goes from right to left.
It doesn't work at all.
I don't know what it is, but I don't know what this is yet.
It's your own pillow.
It's your own pillow, or you won't be able to sleep.
That's right.
It's difficult.
This is...
Can I answer this seriously?
I'm really serious about this.
You don't have time for this.
I can't bring anything with me.
What?
I can't bring anything with me.
You're too serious about this.
Anything is fine.
We're just drawing it out of necessity.
If we're going to bring it, we should say it.
That's right.
If we're going to go by honorifics and measures, we should take it very seriously.
That's right.
We should take it seriously.
That's right.
Question 10.
What time does Matsumoto sleep recently?
Do you know?
I don't know.
It's better than Yamachan.
That's right.
It's the best story of the day.
That's right.
It's better than Yamachan.
We used to say it in the morning.
That's right.
But now we can say it.
That's right.
The answer is...
Isn't it something like this?
But it's still 1 o'clock.
It's definitely not 1 o'clock.
It's about 7 o'clock now for dinner.
What?!
Isn't it 11 o'clock?
I think you'll be sleepy by 11 o'clock.
This is the correct announcement.
It's about 2 o'clock.
It's been decided for a long time.
In the past, it was a little different.
It's about...
2 o'clock.
Isn't it 2 o'clock?
It's about 2 o'clock.
Isn't it okay to say it's 2 o'clock?
It's too early.
Is it too early?
It's 11 o'clock.
I'm sleeping at about 10 o'clock.
Are you sleeping at 10 o'clock?
I must not sleep for 8 hours.
Just a little more.
At what time does Matsumoto wake up?
It's about 2 o'clock, isn't it?
2 o'clock.
But if you think about children...
But you haven't been to kindergarten yet, have you?
I want to guess it.
You know it, don't you?
It's about 2 o'clock, isn't it?
You know it, don't you?
It's 3 o'clock.
It's about 3 o'clock.
There is a slight difference.
- Recently... - 9 o'clock.
- 10 o'clock? - What?
- He's sleeping. - He's been sleeping for 8 hours.
The young entertainers that Matsumoto thinks are interesting these days are...
- This is hard. - This is difficult.
- Yama-chan, you haven't heard of this before? - No, I have.
- I've been told this many times, but I've never heard of it. - I've heard of it. I've heard of it recently.
- I've heard of it. - Who said it?
- I don't remember it at all.
- What should we do? - I don't know anymore.
- Who said it? - I don't know anymore.
The answer is...
- Peace or... - Nobukobu said it's interesting.
- He said it's interesting. - I see.
Here's the full announcement.
The young entertainers that Matsumoto thinks are interesting these days are...
- This is hard. - This is difficult.
- Let's see... - What is it? It's coming up soon.
- The topic is "jaro jaro". - That's it! I knew you'd say it!
- I knew you'd say it! - The topic is "jaro jaro"?
- I don't know much about Tohoku yet. - I knew you'd say it! I knew you'd say it!
- Really? - Yes.
- The topic is "jaro jaro". - I see.
- Recently, I've been watching "all that's" in Osaka. - Yes, yes.
- At the end of the year. - Yes, at the end of the year.
- I've been watching it recently. - I see.
- You're really good at it, aren't you? - I knew you'd say it! I knew you'd say it!
- What's up with you? - This is the worst! I'm in trouble!
- That was... - That's right! Zaki, you'll get it right for sure!
- That's not it at all! - That's too much!
- That's too much!
- That's not it at all! - That's not Sugi-chan at all!
- Does that mean you love Sugi-chan?
- Matsumoto's favorite "chest size" is how big of a cup is it?
- I don't really have an image of how big it should be. - That's right.
- I knew you'd say it! - I knew you'd say it!
- The answer is open! - That's too bad!
- I'd like to write "d", but I don't think it's that big of a cup.
- I see. - Yes.
- I don't think it's that big of a cup. - Here's the correct answer!
- Well... even if you say "f", it doesn't come close at all. - I know that.
- Well, there's no doubt that it's "d" for sure. - What?!
- Is it "d" for sure? - I like "d" for sure.
- Well, there's no doubt that it's "d" for sure. - I like "d" for sure.
- Who does Matsumoto respect? - Me.
- Hosei-san, for example. - Haven't you heard of it? - No, I haven't.
- I've heard of it many times in Thailand. - Really?!
- Oh, thank goodness! - Really, Hosei-san?
- Ah, Goho! - Um, yes, I've seen it. I've also done it on a show.
- That's right. - It's the best in the world.
- Well, it's difficult to narrow it down to one person. - Well, I know that, but...
- Think about it. - Is it "d" for sure? - What?!
- Did you make a map? - Yes, yes. - Why? - Is it "d" for sure?
- Let's ask for a reason. - Yes, please ask for a reason.
- Please tell me why you respect "d" for sure. - Well, I don't know what people who don't respect "d" for sure feel like.
- Well, if you don't have that kind of company... - Anyway, if you don't have that kind of company...
- It's like you don't even have a pot of soup. - No, no, no.
- What is it? That kind of stoicism... - No, no, no. - That kind of effort...
- That kind of guts... It's amazing, isn't it?
Isn't it "goho"? "goho"...
It's amazing...
What is Matsumoto's favorite movie?
I don't know about this...
I'm sure Yomo-san watches it.
This is definitely...
Do you say this kind of thing a lot?
I say it until my mouth gets sour.
I don't know about that at all.
After all, I'm special, aren't I?
No, you're special.
But it's not correct at all, isn't it, Endo?!
It's not correct at all, isn't it, Endo?!
I don't know about that either.
Didn't they say something like this when you were in middle school or something?
Because I'm five years old.
It's a movie you'd watch at school.
Because I'm five years old.
There's a movie like that.
I feel like I've seen it somewhere.
Because I'm five years old.
There's always something going on by yourself.
Because I'm five years old.
This is my first time using this.
Because I'm five years old.
What's Matsumoto's favorite movie?
Because I'm five years old.
Please say it!
I was just thinking about it!
I hate that question!
There's a lot of movies like that.
It's "Paper Moon."
This is advantageous.
I'm glad we've been friends for a long time.
It's finally out!
How much does Matsumoto have today?
That's a tough one.
I don't know.
Alistair, you don't have a wallet?
The other day you said you didn't have a wallet and you took money out of your pocket.
Oh, you're right.
Don't you have a wallet?
Don't you have a card or something like that?
No, I don't.
The answer is open.
I thought it was 50,000 or 60,000 yen.
That's right.
I don't think it's 100,000 yen.
I counted it a little while ago.
It's 180,000 something yen.
You have it.
Can I use it?
180,000...
Matsumoto-san doesn't like it.
It's a shame.
He has 180,000 yen.
Who do you think is the most lame of the four of you?
Lame...
This is...
I don't know.
I'll go with this one.
But the truth is...
Really?
Last week or so...
You're lying!
I'm not lying!
It's Yamazaki.
I don't want to say "OK", but...
Are you serious?
Do you really think so?
What do you think is lame, Yama-chan?
I can't hear you.
Please tell me what you think is lame about Yamazaki.
Well...
How can I say...
There are many things...
But...
After getting married and getting older...
I feel like I'm just getting older and older...
Well...
It's not normal...
That's what I feel.
Well...
I see.
That's what I think.
Wow!
You're angry.
You look scared.
I'm not angry!
How many times can Matsumoto do kensui?
I don't know...
Well...
Matsumoto can do it, but...
It's too easy.
Really?
I don't think so.
He can do it 10 times, but...
The correct answer is...
I don't think he can do kensui.
I see.
Is that so?
Ready...
Start!
Show me your chin.
Why do you have white eyes?
It looks like Saddle Toshi.
It's been a long time since I've seen a foggy lake.
You always have white eyes.
Are you okay?
White eyes...
I know what you're thinking.
Are you scared?
You shouldn't have put it in your bag.
The correct answer is 25 times.
That's amazing.
I don't know.
Question 30.
What is not enough for Matsumoto?
Don't you say things like that?
I don't know.
Is it this one?
The answer is...
Even if it reaches this level, it's not enough.
That's what he said.
I see.
That's what he said.
I see.
Um...
I think it's enough.
My vision...
You're so serious!
I can't do it.
You're so serious!
You can't say such a serious thing here!
I can't write such a serious thing here!
You're kidding me!
I see...
It's not about having no shortcomings.
What?!
How can you say such a thing?!
It's a peach.
What?!
As if he didn't know anything about Matsumoto...
No, I've never eaten a peach like that before.
It's a strawberry.
As Matsumoto's honest feelings are revealed one by one...
His legs...
Well, he's poor, but...
Both of them...
Even when he's sleeping, his legs are moving.
Well, I don't know about that.
I didn't know about it in the beginning.
It's dangerous if you don't know about it.
If I were to say it now...
It's like...
It's like "Burari Tochugesha".
It's like a travel show.
It's like "I'm not interested in comedy".
What's with this guy?!
It's not funny if you say normal things!
You're too serious!
It's funny that you made me think of a joke.
Who really understands Matsumoto's appearance?!
And...
The harsh punishment is...
What color does Matsumoto wear under a woman's underwear?
Huh...
I dare you...
I'll go with this one.
Michael Jackson's "Frightened".
"Frightened", "Stand Up", "Black and White"
Yamada, are you confident?
Yes, I am.
Are you sure?
I'm pretty sure.
In that sense...
Here's the correct answer.
If it's like this, it's close to an elimination law.
It's not black or red.
Oh, it's gone.
It disappeared right away.
Really?
Surprisingly...
Beige.
Hey, hey.
Please.
I don't know anything about it.
What is "beige"?
Beige...
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What does Matsumoto think is her cutest feature?
I don't know.
The answer is...
Well, that's how it is.
Oh, I see.
That's what I thought, too.
But, well...
To be specific...
It's love.
Here's the details.
What does Matsumoto think is her cutest feature?
It's normal, it's normal.
It's normal, right?
It's normal.
You ask difficult questions.
Isn't it normal?
Actually, it's not good.
Actually, you have to fix it.
But, you know...
It's not good for a child.
But you have to do it like this.
This is...
Actually, you have to scold me.
Scold me.
It makes me laugh.
I've never seen it.
Even for you, Yama-chan, you haven't seen it.
Matsumoto's proposed words are...
Next week, Matsumoto's 100 things will be revealed!
Next week!
Alright!
An unpredictable turn of events!
Who will win?
It's finally complete!
Really?
School actor?
No way!