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World Grand Prix!
Wow!
We've been doing this for a while now.
Anger! Stomachache!
Chris has done it!
Disguise yourself!
This time...
It's like that.
It was solidifying.
It was solidifying for a moment.
We want you to do this today.
Can you explain the rules?
The rules are...
How to solidify so that your opponent doesn't know.
I see.
That's the only rule this time.
I see.
Do you understand?
What do you want me to do in the end?
When you say your name, that's it.
I see.
I want you to do this today.
Let me explain the rules.
Solidify your spirits.
Solidify here?
Isn't it bad?
I want you to solidify your spirits.
I see.
Dry eye is good.
Isn't it scary?
I see.
Open your eyes.
Basically, you can't blink.
I see.
You can't blink.
I see.
Solidify your spirits.
Solidify here?
Isn't it bad?
Solidify here?
That's all for today.
Masumoto will judge.
The first challenger...
Go ahead!
What's up?
Good morning!
Are you said to be the most manly man in this tournament?
Are you serious?
No, it's been a long time!
T.K.O. Kinoshita, let's go!
His target is his mother, Sadako.
Will his mother, who has four sons, be able to handle Kinoshita?
This is a good season for Kinoshita.
When it snowed the other day...
All living things are in season of hardening.
What's wrong with you?
She brought her son.
It's rare for a mother and son to be together.
Mother, you're drinking beer without a break.
How is it?
You're still drinking?
What do you think of it?
Is it fun?
Honestly.
What do you think of me on TV?
Mother, if life is exciting and fun...
I think you should do it.
It's simple.
I see.
Is it a plus for me to move?
Right?
You're exposed!
You should be exposed!
I'm just stretching.
Is it fun?
What do you think of me on TV?
You've been doing a lot of things lately.
You've been sending me a lot of schedules.
That's good!
I'm asking you!
Father.
Yes?
Why?
Hello?
Why?
Ha ha ha ha!
Don't talk like that!
It's like "shall we do it or not?"
Ha ha ha!
20 minutes have passed since the beginning.
Kinoshita, who has been steadily making lumps so far,
Yes, that's right.
Here, he takes a bold offense and comes out.
You know, I'm telling you,
I can see the aura of depression in my juniors.
There are various people with different auras and colors.
I can see the aura of depression in my juniors, right?
Yes.
That color is the same as the depression I see.
So I can't see the aura, either.
What?
I can't see the aura, either.
For whom?
For anyone.
For your mother.
Shall we see it?
Let's see it.
Wow!
This guy is bad!
I can't see it!
This is an intellectual.
Still?
You can earn anything with this, right?
Yes.
"Still?" he says.
Still?
You can do it all the time.
This is bad!
Oh, that's good, Kinoshita.
Oh, you changed your face here.
Can you see it?
Hmm... It's a little hard to see.
What are you doing?
Don't say that.
What is that?
I can't see it, either.
What?
I'm saying that it spreads the side of your face.
It's like a massage.
Like a massage?
Like...
Like a massage?
It's so good and feels so good.
Are you getting it?
I'm getting it. I'm getting it all year round.
I did it for a bit.
Really?
I did it for a bit.
This guy is bad.
Really?
It's amazing.
This guy is bad.
It's true.
It feels good.
Wow!
I didn't do anything.
Yes.
It's getting exposed little by little.
That's right.
It's hard.
That's the right answer.
Hold it.
Hold it more.
Hold it!
I'm telling you to hold it!
Well, it's not bad, but...
You've thought about it, haven't you?
I'm doing it, I'm doing it!
Do it like this!
Do it with your thumb!
With your thumb!
Hurry up!
I'm doing it, I'm doing it!
That's it, that's it, that's it.
Do it like that for a second.
Put some effort into it.
You're making money!
Hold it!
That's it, that's it, that's it.
Good job, good job, good job.
You know...
From the beginning...
You know what it is, don't you?
My neck hurts!
It hurts!
No, no, no!
What's wrong with you?
Wrong!
No, no, no!
That's not good, that's not good!
Hold it!
Hold it here!
This guy is annoying!
It seemed like you went too far.
Ah, that feels good.
Yes.
Okay?
Yes, okay.
You're doing it for me, aren't you?
Is it over already?
You're doing it for me, aren't you?
I'm T.K.O. Kirosita!
He's laughing a lot.
What are you doing?!
Ah, that's right.
No, no, no, no!
No, Kirosita!
How many times do I have to tell you?!
You know, using your parents as an excuse to rub shoulders and turn around.
You sure have come up with a lot of ideas.
While we're talking, Matsumoto-san, please rate and comment!
Yes, it turned out like this.
Well, since it's the first one, I guess this is the basic one.
We've never seen anyone get so stiff like this before.
We don't have a sample.
Also, my mom was stiff enough not to lose.
What's up with you?
Next challenger, please come out!
Thank you very much!
You came all the way here and said "shouichi-kun" twice in a row!
You're wearing a bow tie.
Yes, I'm wearing a bow tie!
Yes! I'm wearing my happy bow!
Your bow tie is a little off today.
No, it's fine. I've been wearing it for a while now.
I've been wearing it for a while now.
Happy Kadabari Boys is moving forward!
Both of them are juniors at the agency.
Kuro-chan and Nasu Nakanishi's Nakanishi.
Nasu will participate as a helper of both Targets Nakanishi and Kuro-chan.
Good morning!
While the four of them usually go out to eat...
Thank you for the food!
This day is called "New Year's Eve" and they were called out.
I'm first! I'm first! I'm first again!
Again?!
Okada-san is like a movie star.
Stop it!
I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm really scared.
It's about to start and Okada starts moving.
You have a daughter, don't you?
Yes.
How is she? Is she getting cuter?
It feels weird when you say it like that.
But Kuro-chan...
Even if it's your senior's daughter...
It doesn't matter at all.
But that's because...
If you do it more, you'll get along with your senior longer.
Can you say that it's a lump?
It's long. It's long. It's long. It's long.
It's long. It's long.
I don't know what to do anymore, Kuro-chan!
You've earned it now!
Thank you!
You really have a lot of things to think about.
But what month is it now?
January.
Look!
What month is it?
You haven't noticed it yet, have you?
Who hasn't noticed it yet?
You've noticed it, haven't you?!
You haven't noticed it, haven't you?!
Look! Look! It's long! It's long!
It's long, but you've earned it now!
You've earned it now!
I've been counting it for a while now.
I'm really sorry.
Okada-san, what about giving it to someone else?
Like you gave it to Okada-san.
Okada-san, what about giving it to someone else?
Actually, it's 2012 now.
I don't know what to do.
Can you give it to me?
I'm not convinced.
Even in private, it's a happening.
An hour from the beginning, Okada asks his juniors for a favor.
I'd like you to give me an F-one-one.
An F-one-one?
A reward?
Not a reward, but I'd like you to do me a favor.
A favor?
I finally got a gag from Kuro-chan.
Finally?
Yes.
Okada-san, what should I do?
Are you crazy?
You'll get burned. Hurry up and do it.
I'm not convinced.
You'll get burned.
I'm not convinced.
You'll get burned.
I did my best even though it was hot.
You did your best.
Please do me a favor.
Think about it.
Okada-san's gag has only one tone.
Gyu-chu-wao.
It's all the same.
Okada-san, this is bad.
You'll get hurt.
How old are you now?
I'm 43 years old.
You're 43, right?
When you're 15 years old, you'll be 46 years old.
Okada-san is 14 years old.
So if you're like Okada-san and you're 45 years old, it's best for you to retire.
You're confusing me.
But you'll become a legend when you retire.
You have to hold on until you retire.
You have to find a new Okada until you're 45 years old.
Then you'll become a legend.
You'll become a legend.
I'll take a picture of you.
One, two, three, four, five!
How about this?
It's long.
It's good.
It's long.
Oh, my eyes hurt.
Mr. Osaki, you'd better call it off.
I didn't try my best for this year...
What's that?
My name is Okada Keisuke and I have sore eyes.
Episode 4!
The gag is not solidified.
Please!
It was like this.
I see.
The solidified mince was good.
And the dry eye condition in the smoke of grilled meat.
They did their best.
I think it was good.
Next challenger.
Go ahead!
Who is doing this every time?
This time we are doing it in combination.
By doing it in combination, it will be more explosive and stronger.
I see.
I think it will be more stable.
I see.
Combination of unscrupulous and perverted.
Let's go here!
Let's go!
In celebration of the 20th anniversary concert,
former manager Takebana and writer Horie are invited.
First of all, Endo is waiting for the target alone.
Good morning!
It's been a while. You look fatter.
I'm so happy.
You got fatter.
How much do you weigh now?
120kg.
120kg?
But you are 90kg now.
Endo starts moving now.
90kg?
You said you were fat originally.
Yes.
You are good.
What is this?
Lucky.
You don't have spirits.
You earned them, didn't you?
I earned them.
Spirits.
Oh.
You don't have any.
You have changed a lot.
After this, Tanaka finally appears.
What kind of mass will he show us?
Good morning!
It's been a while.
What is this?
Don't do that!
You gained weight a month ago.
I gain weight every time.
I gained weight again a month ago.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I'm looking forward to your 20th anniversary concert.
I've been thinking about it for a while.
The manager of the past 20 years came out and bought it.
Endo did it.
I did it.
I'm thinking about it.
It's your 20th anniversary concert in April.
That's right.
I'm thinking about it.
You're weird.
I'm thinking about it.
Endo bought it.
What is this?
Is this a Beams mannequin?
This is a United Arrows mannequin.
I'm thinking about it.
It's very long.
June of May...
It's like a magazine.
It's a jeans like a magazine.
It's like a hat.
It's Japanese.
It's not like this at all.
Combination of play.
Double.
It's not funny at all!
Nice one!
It's not like that, right?
What? It's a picture!
That was good!
May... May...
It's like summer...
No way!
It's like summer...
May...
That's it! That's it!
This is...
A pain in the ass!
It's in! It's in!
Which same high school?
New Giza elementary school.
You've met for so long!
Too much information for such a short time!
I know, right!?
Ah this is...
Too much...
Too much for such a short time...
But then your manager will wait for you!
He'll be waiting for you!
Oh...
His Majesty... Oh it's already His Majesty now...
It's His Majesty!
30 minutes have passed since the beginning.
Kokoriko, who shows an exquisite combination, starts to make it all at once.
Who told you to do it? It's Mr. Umayahara.
You like cigarettes, don't you?
Mayahara?
What?!
You didn't smoke back then, did you?
It's good.
Now?
It's getting worse!
Which one of you quit smoking?!
That's right! That's right!
I don't have an image of it...
Tana quit smoking because he doesn't know about it.
I see...
I don't mind it at all, but I don't have an image of it...
It's easier for you to do it when you're together!
Do you smoke?
Yes.
I'm sorry.
What did you just say?
I've been smoking for a long time.
Don't be so surprised!
I can't say it out loud...
Go ahead and say it!
Which one of you quit smoking?!
That's right! That's right!
Even after this...
The two of them can't stop smoking.
No matter how much you look at it, it's still a lump.
With their precious momentum...
The two of them continue to smoke.
Let's do it at the last minute.
Yes!
Ten...
It's hard for me to say it out loud...
It's not like you can't say it out loud!
You ate a lot...
I ate a lot... I'm sorry.
This is our 20th anniversary...
Yes!
It's really...
Thank you.
I think it will definitely be interesting...
Thank you!
Let's use fire! Let's use fire!
Let's use fire!
That's all...
For now...
While one of you is talking...
I will concentrate on that...
That's right! That's right!
When you are in the room and nothing is moving...
That's right!
It will be like this...
It seems to be quiet, but...
It seems like you two will not be apart from each other...
That's right!
Kodama is double-lying...
This is called "bari-kata" (pun)
Bari-kata...
There's a bari-kata!
The next challenger, please!
Next week! Katamari-oh Grand Prix Summit!
It's completely exposed!
The strongest challenger is...
The amazing Katamari-oh Mentosu!
He's doing it, everyone!
The way he does it!
This is something you can't show anymore!
Next week, Katamari-oh!
The winner is...
Next week! Katamari-oh Grand Prix Summit!
What is it?
"Gaki no Tsukai"'s...
"Entertainer No. 1" Katamari-oh Championship!
What do you mean?
Wait a minute...
I've never seen you like this before...
I'm here for Katamari.
Are you serious?
It was like a mini-contest...
We're so close...
We're really close...
That's what I thought...
Did you hear something?
A creak...
What is it?!
Part of it is...
We're filming!
This...
Where?!
What?!
We're going to sing!