AISubs v3.5
A special talent show, "Give us a mic!"
Players will each show off special talents they've never shown on television...
and try to increase viewership!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Hey, you cow! - Whoa!
- Good, good! - Good, good!
- I've got the microphone! I've got the microphone! - I'm drinking! I'm drinking!
- Good luck with the microphone! - I'm drinking!
- You can do it! You can do it! - You can do it! You can do it!
- Good, good! - Good, good!
Turn your face away! Turn your face away!
- Your face is funny. - You know...
You don't show your face usually.
Your eyebrow is up.
Balloon is coming out.
What do you do?
Balloon is coming out.
This is good.
If this is decided, it will be cool.
It's moving! It's moving!
It's not stable. Are you okay?
It's not stable.
All of you, stand up!
Yes!
Tanaka and Fujimoto have succeeded in a row, but...
It's not far at all.
Even if you push it, it's dangerous.
It's fun!
189.
Are you kidding me?
Yes!
The following three have failed consecutively.
You failed!
Yes!
You said "chun", didn't you?
What's wrong with you?
You're in your mid-teens, aren't you?
You said "chun", didn't you?
Will they be able to cut off the bad flow and increase the viewing rate this week?
Start!
Wow!
That's great!
Will they be able to cut off the bad flow and increase the viewing rate this week?
Here's the next skill!
Wash your face with a creamy foam!
What's this?
Who's this?
Yes!
I'll wash my face with a creamy foam.
Without using any tools!
It's creamier than I thought!
It's so creamy that you can use it for commercials!
It doesn't come off even if you do like this!
That's right!
Isn't face wash like that?
Do you stand up and wash like that?
No, I don't do it like that.
But it doesn't make your skin like that.
You stand up and wash like that and it's smooth, right?
What are you talking about?
You're talking nonsense!
Watch and learn!
What do you think?
It's creamy!
Please!
Thank you!
I don't think it's related to beauty.
For female viewers...
It might be a little...
I see.
Hosshan's face wash creamy foam, targeting female viewers.
What is it about?
Is that all you've prepared?
Is this all you can do?
Where does it end like this?
Hosshan's face wash creamy foam, start!
You don't need this, do you?
You don't need it.
You do it every day, don't you?
It's like a competition.
You wet your hands a little.
I wet my hands a little and took about that much.
What is this?
Can you show me this for free?
Is this creamy?
It's creamy.
Even if you succeed, it's creamy.
It's getting smoother.
It's smoother.
What do you do every day?
It's not smoothing up.
It's not going to your face at all.
You didn't add it in, did you?
Here it is!
Here!
No...
It's like a sliced egg.
It's normal.
Even if you succeed, it's like this.
It's like "Whoa!"
I wanted to say something like that.
When you stand up.
Yeah.
With only this tool, you can do it.
It's like "butsubutsu".
It's like an old man complaining show.
It's an old man complaining show.
It's not smoothing up.
It's smoothing up.
He's really angry.
His face is not smoothing up.
He's really angry.
It's not smoothing up.
Why does it look like that when you did it?
No, no, no, no!
Why does it look like that when you did it?
It was a serious topic in the elevator.
A man is angry...
His face is like a wagon.
Different!
It's different in meaning!
A face like a Volkswagen!
Out of 7 people, 5 will fail and end up in an unexpected situation! Will they be able to change this trend?!
Here we go! It's an old story! The success is an old story!
The next topic is this!
Karate job is empty! The skin is empty!
You guys! The next one was funny too!
The skin is empty!
You guys haven't been able to talk for a long time!
It's me!
I've been doing this for a long time!
It's 10!
My partner is failing, so I'm not going to succeed!
I'll change this atmosphere!
Raise your hands if you haven't been able to talk for a long time!
I haven't been able to talk for a long time!
You're lying! You've been talking for a long time!
What is this?!
If you're worried, you'll end up like this!
Bad influence! Bad influence!
It's okay! Let's change this trend!
Let's go!
Will Fujiwara be able to change the trend and increase his viewership?
Fujiwara will try 10 Karate jobs!
If I succeed in all of them, it'll be more than 50%.
That's right!
I'm ready! Let's call him out!
Fujiwara!
Wow!
He's a star!
He's a job!
Fujiwara!
You can do it!
Go for it!
There's not much time left!
It ended beautifully!
This is great!
Finally!
This is where it starts!
We can bring it back to 5th place!
It's fine now! Failure is really...
Let's continue from here!
Let's go!
The next specialty is this!
I'm counting on you!
Golf magazine smell assessment!
What's that?
Who is it?!
Yes!
What is it?!
It's something I love, golf!
If you read it too much, you can tell just by the smell!
Golf doesn't make you a horse!
That's how you read it!
What?!
That's how you read it! Golf...
Golf is difficult!
I don't know what you're reading it for!
It's been 4 years since I wanted to be good at it, but it's hard because I'm an amateur!
So that's how you were born as a farmer?
Yes, that's right.
How many kinds of spices are there?
Today, I'm going to try and guess 5 kinds of spices.
If you guess 5 kinds of spices, it's amazing.
Is it just about the smell?
It's just about the smell, right?
Yes.
Hotohara, who is confident in his sense of smell, challenges "Smell Test" in a golf magazine.
How high will he be able to increase his risk of myocarditis?
I have a national license to deal with toxins and harmful substances.
What?!
That's because I have to clear a lot of tests, like ammonia and nitrogen,
but I can only guess something by smelling it.
That's amazing!
Of course it's amazing!
I'm ready!
Hotohara!
Please!
What are you going to do now?
Well...
There are 5 kinds of magazines.
I'm going to cover my eyes, so I can only guess something by smelling it.
You're going to give it to someone, right?
Yes, I'm going to give it to Nakamura-san.
What's your favorite magazine?
This is hard!
Hotohara and his confidence in his sense of smell, start!
This is perfect.
Now, which one will Yoshinobu give first?
I don't know.
I don't know the last one.
I don't know this one.
I don't know it either.
Is there a difference in color?
Yes, there is.
I don't know it.
What?
There's no difference in color.
I don't know it.
Are you serious?!
Can you show me another page?
My phone is down.
Stop it!
You guessed it.
Can you show me now?
Now...
I got it!
I can't guess it.
Can I?
Yes!
It's "par golf" (paragolf)
Wrong answer.
You dropped it.
And...
At that moment...
The sign behind you dropped.
It's "par golf" (paragolf)
Wrong answer.
Give it back.
Yes, I'll buy it right away.
I don't like this.
Yes, I'll buy it right away.
That's good.
Yes, I'll buy it right away.
It's "par golf" (paragolf)
That's amazing.
It's "par golf" (paragolf)
You all bought it, didn't you?
Wrong answer.
You all bought it, didn't you?
Did you see it? You all bought it, didn't you?
The power of it dropped it.
That's right.
The next specialty is this.
No, it's already true.
What is it?
Sitting on a pipe chair.
What is it?
It's dangerous.
Who is it?
It's me.
What is it?
I'll cover my eyes and have the staff put the pipe chair somewhere.
I'll make a sound and sit there.
What?
I'll cover my eyes and sit there.
I can't see it.
You said you can do it.
Don't you have something like that?
What?
I can't do it because I did something like this.
Can you do it?
I can't do it.
You haven't done it because you thought you could do it seriously, have you?
You haven't tried to concentrate, have you?
No, I haven't.
I'll show you how to do it.
It's amazing if you can do it.
If you succeed, you will definitely increase your viewer rating.
Haranishi will challenge to sit on a pipe chair with his eyes covered.
I'm ready.
Let's call him.
Haranishi!
Yes.
How is it going?
Please show me your eyes.
I see.
Wow!
You have a lot of obstacles.
You can run.
Yes.
Are you sure you can do it?
In order for me not to know about it, I'm going to ask him.
Where did you get it from?
Nagamura-san, Nagamura-san.
It's expensive.
It's just sound.
Please concentrate.
That's right.
Please shut up and do it.
Haranishi's viewer rating will increase.
Start!
It's increasing.
It would be amazing if I could do it.
Your direction was perfect.
I know that direction.
Everyone knows that direction.
It was my first experience and I didn't think I would hit the toilet.
I should have bought a protector.
I was looking ahead.
It was only for a moment.
I didn't have any intention of sitting down.
You hit me in the head.
It didn't go up at all.
It depends on you two.
Let's move on to the next specialty.
What is this?
Climbing a high-pressure rope.
It depends on you two.
It's me.
You can climb a high-pressure rope with only your arm strength.
I see.
It's amazing.
I see.
Six meters is very high.
Six meters?
Did you know that?
It's amazing.
He is very trained now.
That's right.
I've done it before.
You can do it halfway.
Six meters is high.
You can do it halfway.
You can do it three or four meters.
But you can't do it again if you stretch out your arm.
You have to do it at once.
I see.
Matsumoto will try climbing a rope of six meters.
Will he succeed and get more views?
It seems like you are ready.
Let's call Matsumoto.
Hello, Matsumoto.
It's high.
Can you show me your studio?
It's only arms, right?
Yes.
It's high.
While the failure continues, Matsumoto will try climbing a rope 6 meters high.
It's only arms, right?
Yes.
Matsumoto's record is...
Start!
Wow!
He's climbing up!
Wow!
He's climbing up!
Wow!
Amazing!
Yay!
Amazing!
Why are you all amazing and not good?
It's too easy.
I see.
It's a big success.
What's that?
You don't have to do that.
Thank you!
Wow!
I can't beat Sasuke.
Of course you can't.
It's a final, isn't it?
It's cool!
You look like you're having fun.
Now, this is it!
You're doing everything yourself.
But I don't know what you're doing.
Now, here is the next special skill!
Brain Punch.
What is that?
It's just a punch.
The pain from being punched is nothing.
It's like "pa-ang!"
What? Did you get punched?
My mustache is like...
Clouds are coming in.
It's totally fine.
Who will be the target?
Anyone is fine.
Is it okay?
No, no, no, no.
Don't worry about it.
I'm waiting.
You're waiting?
No, that's just a challenge.
Anyone is fine.
Then, come at me.
What?
If you don't feel pain, does that mean you don't feel sadness or anger?
I don't know what happened.
Just shut up and go home.
Hurry up and go home.
Are you serious?
If you don't go home, you might get hurt.
Why don't you go home?
If you don't go home, you won't go home.
You're really going to shut me up like that?
You're going to make me fight you like that?
It's definitely going to hurt.
Tanaka, you've succeeded in getting hit.
This is the best moment of your life.
No, it's not.
This is the best moment of my life.
Of course it's the best moment of your life.
Hamada will show us his "no-damage bunta" which doesn't feel pain at all.
Will his special skill help him gain more viewers?
It looks like you're ready. Let's do it!
Hamada!
I'm scared.
I'm scared of your salon pass.
I've been waiting for this moment for a long time.
Look, he's irritated.
I think it's going to cause damage.
It looks like a collar.
Well, it doesn't matter who it is.
It's over now.
Tanaka, go ahead.
It's over now.
His face is straightened up.
His hands are like shavings.
It does make a noise.
But it doesn't hurt.
Okay, say it whenever you want.
Viewer ratings go up every minute!
Hamada, start!
Huh?
Isn't there damage?
It's red.
His hand is up.
However...
The damage is...
No damage.
No, no, no.
You're making me say it.
No, no, no.
Someone come here.
It doesn't hurt at all.
Someone bring him here.
Bring him?
Someone.
You're doubting, so answer him once.
Ask someone and ask!
Only him!
Yes!
Really? No damage?
It doesn't hurt at all.
It's really red.
It's red.
The color of the red color is red.
There is also a blue color.
Really?
It's a blue color.
Really?
It's fine.
There is no pain at all.
You're doubting someone.
No, but I'm not doubting.
- No one wants to fight. - No one wants to fight.
Let's end it.
What will you do? Who will come?
Matsumoto will come? Miyasako will come?
Which one?
- Which one? - Which one?
- Which one will come? - No, no, no.
- It'll never happen. - That's amazing.
- It'll never happen. - It'll never happen.
- Really.
- Wait. - Such no-damage.
- No, no. - I think it's amazing.
- Takagawa-kun, this year... - Yes.
You're getting older and older.
It's the 30th anniversary of "Downtown".
That's 30 years old, but you're still wearing it.
Who was the worst person today?
Can we choose by majority?
Yes!
Because you're wearing it.
Wait a minute. How many people are there?
Can you say it one by one?
Harani and Zara.
There were various people.
Who was the worst?
Because of the smell.
I don't think it's just a failure.
Miyasako's underwear.
I didn't like Miyasako's butt.
I see.
It felt good.
Azuki and Ataton.
It's sticky.
Miyasako's autograph.
Azuki and Ataton.
Awa.
Awa is also a failure.
I don't know if it's a success or not.
Matsumoto, is it a failure?
Because of the smell?
Because of the smell.
This will be revealed.
Awa.
Endo.
Because of the smell.
Tanaka.
I'm sorry. It's Awa.
It's a tie now.
It's a great battle.
It's a big battle.
It depends on the license.
Mine is Nunchaku.
Miyasako.
It's decided.
Who said Fujiwara?
Azuki and Ataton.
Nunchaku.
It can't be helped.
Miyasako failed Nunchaku.
It's decided.
It's only sound.
It's not damaged.
It doesn't have to go up.
That's right.
Azuki and Ataton.
Azuki.
Azuki and Ateron.
Ataton.
It's hard to believe.
Miyasako has appeared.
He was chosen.
Azuki is right.
Nunchaku and Azuki.
I'm ready anytime.
Miyasako is concentrating now.
He is concentrating.
It's Azuki, isn't it?
Tanaka's audience smile.
Start.
He is laughing.
It's easy.
It's okay.
It's only sound.
What is this?
Is this a blanket slapping?
Everyone knows?
Earplugs.
No damage?
Azuki got hit.