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In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai Yaara", we will give special skills to the artists one by one!
That's right! We just have to get better every minute!
If we get better every minute, we don't care about anything else!
We will show our special skills!
Even if we do something we can't show on TV, we just have to get better every minute!
Today, we are regular guests and we have a lot of guests!
Do you have any guests?
Yes, we do!
No, we don't!
His face is getting worse and worse!
Do you have any guests?
No, we don't have any guests!
We don't have any guests!
I think I'm going to say something bad!
This time, we will challenge Konando's special skills that have never been shown on TV before!
If he succeeds in his special skills, he will get a lot of viewers!
He did it!
This time, each person will challenge a special skill they've never done on TV before!
They will succeed in their special skill, carve a tea stick, and raise the ratings by every book!
- Here we go! - Yes!
- First try! - First try!
- Who is it? This is important! This is important, first try! - Open!
- Kamanori... - Fukiya!
- If you can do it, everyone will watch it! - Yes, yes!
- You don't do jacking, do you? - No, we don't!
- So, who is it?! - Yes!
- Really?! - I've never heard of it!
- You don't even have the energy to blow on Fukiya! - We do!
- Especially since you're the first one... - That's right!
- If you do something stupid... - I know...
- Everyone will watch "Uwa Uwa"... - Everyone will watch "Uwa Uwa"...
- Then, please go to the challenge room! - Yes!
- Please give us "Uwa Uwa" serve! - Uwa Uwa...
- Uwa Uwa...
- Who is it?! - Who is it?!
- Does Endo know about this?! - I don't know about it! I don't know about it!
- You don't know about it?! - I don't know about it at all!
- Since it's "Uwa Uwa" every minute, I think it's better for people who don't know Japanese to watch it.
- Top batter Tanaka, who is carrying his expectations with all his might...
- Will he be able to successfully create a flow?
- So! - Tanaka is ready! - He's ready!
- Let's call him out! Tanaka!
- Yes, this is the venue! - Really?!
- From here, we'll ride for about 5 meters! - You can't do it!
- Then, there is a balloon here! - Yes!
- It's 8 meters long, but... - You can't do it!
- While we're riding it... - Yes!
- We'll blow it and break it! - Wow!
- The balloon is so small!
- It's smaller than I thought!
- If you're ready, you can come out here. How is it? Can you do it?
- I can do it! - If you're ready...
- Tanaka's viewing rate will double!
Ready, set, go!
- In front of you. - In front of you.
- First, drink it. - It's difficult.
- How do you drink it? - Drink it like this.
- Drink it! - Drink it!
- That's good! That's good! - The view keeps increasing!
- Amazing! - Show me your face! Show me your face!
- Your face is so funny! - This is a bit...
- He doesn't show his face very often. - But the view is increasing!
- The view is increasing... - It increased.
- The wind is blowing from here. - Wire is inbound from here.
- The area has increased. - We went 5 meters here...
- The wind is blowing from here. - The direction is changing. - From the wind 10 meters away...
- How can the direction keep changing? - How can it change?
- Ah, the wind has changed! - Ah, it changed!
- Amazing! - Awesome!
- Good, good! - This is amazing!
This is amazing!
It would be so cool if we could do this!
Is it moving?
It's moving!
It's not stable. Are you okay?
It's not stable.
Can you see the video from there?
Yes, we can see it.
We are all standing up.
How do you like it?
Isn't it great?
Do you like it?
This is amazing.
This means that more and more amazing things will be done.
What do you think about it?
What's wrong?
I thought I had a partner.
That's what it feels like.
It's been 20 years.
I'm glad we're a family.
I really thought so.
We won!
That's great.
My face wasn't in good shape.
Your face when you were drunk was funny.
Let's go with this momentum!
This is today's topic!
Defeat the bomb pet bottle.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Who is this?
It's me!
Fujima?
What's going on?
When I was in school, I was playing in the playground.
There was a lot of waste water.
I used only one bottle with 500ml of water in it.
And I blew it up.
You're in the athletics club.
Can people in the athletics club do it?
That's right.
I'm a monster of waste water.
I'll do it later.
I'll do it right now.
Please come up to the challenger.
At first it doesn't come up to me, but once you think about it, it comes up to you.
No way, no way, no way.
Masumoto-san, why don't you try a lot of challenges?
For example, this.
This is round.
Is this the same?
Do you do this?
If it's round, you run away.
It's like a streamline.
Miyasako, you want to try it?
This is it!
This is definitely it!
Can you hear me?
In the midst of pressure, Fujimoto challenges to increase his pulse rate.
Will he succeed?
It looks like you're ready.
Let's call him out. Fujimoto!
Yes!
He's big!
Are you going to beat three of them?
Yes, I'm going to beat the third one!
Can you show me where you have the tools and everything?
Yes, yes.
Is there water in it?
Yes, there is.
It's full of Campyria.
Yes, yes.
Wow.
Fujimoto!
Yes! I'm ready!
Fujimoto's pulse rate increase challenge, start!
Seriously?
It's going from that angle.
It looks amazing. It looks amazing.
There's no way it's going to fall.
Yes!
Wow!
What is that?
Wow!
- What? - Look! He's starting to lose his temper!
- Well, let's hear it when you're back! - Sorry, we're not in a state of speaking right now, sorry!
- Anyway, don't go back! - Yes!
- It's like... - What should we do? - There's pressure... - This is bad...
- But you're getting pretty excited right now, right? You're going "gugugu"... - I'm not excited at all...
- Ah! He's back! - Wow!
- He's back! - Wow!
- He's back! - He's really back!
- Wow! - Yes!
I'm starting to feel the pain.
It's bent, right?
It's amazing that you were able to do it in one or two rounds.
It's bent a little.
Let's open it up.
Let's open it up! Here's the next special skill!
I'm looking forward to it.
Free Kick Pet Bottle Defeat!
Who's this?
Me!
Oh, it's Inomoto.
Free Kick!
Put the pet bottle 10 meters ahead of the coin jar.
10 meters?
Yes.
Hit it with one ball.
What?
10 meters?
10 meters.
I'll kick it hard!
Really?
Are you okay?
Let's go to the challenge room!
Welcome!
It's amazing!
Can I kick it once?
Inomoto, a talented player who participated in national competitions in high school.
Will he be able to kick off the increasing pressure?
It looks like you're ready.
Inomoto!
Yes!
Oh, it's a big one.
What?
This is difficult, too.
What?
You said it yourself!
Come on, come on, come on!
Let's go!
One more time!
It's really hard!
Are you okay?
I'm okay!
Then let's go!
Increase Inomoto's viewing rate by every minute! Start!
Seriously?!
That's one shot!
Increase Inomoto's viewing rate by every minute! Start!
Seriously?!
That's one shot!
That was close!
Can I say this as a researcher?
He's a terrible writer.
Excuse me!
Can I do this?
No, you can't!
I recorded it...
Can I watch it?
It's even better than this!
Look at his impression!
He's sweating a lot.
He's doing it in a row.
He's good at it.
Look at his face.
He's doing it in a row.
He's sweating a lot.
Three shots?!
He's good at it.
He's sweating a lot.
How many times did you do it?
I don't know the number of times, but it's about one and a half hours.
He's doing it in a row.
It's about one and a half hours.
How about you, Fujiwara?
It's amazing.
It's one and a half hours.
It's better than your tension.
It's just a joke.
The person who thinks it's funny is more funny.
It's just a joke.
That's right.
Don't lie.
Don't say that.
It's the first time we have that kind of thing.
Don't say that.
The fourth singer is a karaoke singer with 100 points.
Who is it?
It's impossible.
It's a project that's been on TV for hours.
That's right.
Even if you sing it, it won't come out.
I'll give you 100 points.
In one shot.
By the way, what song is it?
Wada Akko's famous song.
You're the one who rings that bell.
If you make a mistake, you'll hurt Akko's pride.
You'll be officially scolded.
Let's go to the challenge room.
Endo, was that song good?
I've sung this song and got 100 points.
Really?
I saw it.
90 points or more.
It's a song like that.
"In one shot" is my favorite song.
When I got 100 points in "Space Battle", I didn't sing it well.
Farewell, earth.
You didn't put your feelings into it.
It's no good if you put your desire into it.
Endo challenges "Space Battle" in a relaxed atmosphere.
Will Endo be able to ring the bell of 100 points?
He's ready!
Endo-san!
Your face looks strange.
It's not like that!
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm okay.
Let's go!
Endo's viewing rate is rising and falling!
I'm glad I met you
You smell of hope
Even if you stumble and get hurt
You smell of hope
The punishment is now in sleep
Even if you stumble and get hurt
Someone who even if not had being counted,
would live happily ever after
Even if you stumble and get hurt,
even if you stumble and get hurt,
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have chosen you.
How about this?
100 points?
It's here!
Bring it on!
Here it is!
89 points.
Are you kidding me?
It's 90 points!
I'm really...
I'm sorry.
Is it that bad?
Even if you do that...
I won't come back.
I won't do anything.
Just come back here.
This is...
Are you laughing?
Come back here!
Hurry up!
90?
No, it's 89.
It's 89.
It's normal.
I want you to give up.
It's a normal score.
If you're over 40 years old, you can do it.
You can do it!
Why can't I say Kyushu?
While he's under pressure, the fifth person is...
Perfect Nunchaku!
I don't know what you're talking about. Who is it?!
It's me.
The first birthday present my dad bought me was a toy nunchaku.
So I'm very confident about nunchakus.
So if you have a nunchaku, you can knock down anything that flies at you.
What?!
I love Bruce Lee.
You like nunchakus, don't you?
How many times do I have to say it in front of the viewers?!
Have you done it before?!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
The tension rises.
Will Miyasako be able to blow away this atmosphere with his proud nunchaku?
We're ready!
Miyasako!
How is it?!
I'm going to...
Are you okay?!
I'm going to...
BB!
Really?!
BB!
Are you okay?!
I don't want to drink anymore!
These people here...
They don't laugh at me.
You don't have to laugh there.
If you're ready...
Can I wear that jersey?
Please go ahead.
Is it okay for me to wear it?
It's fine.
Hey!
You're in bad shape!
I'm ready!
Miyasako's viewing rate is rising!
Start!
Can you say it until the end?
I'm sorry.
Let's do it well in the first shot.
Should we throw it?
Let's do it well in the first shot.
Let's do it.
It's okay.
It's small.
It's getting bigger.
It's getting bigger all of a sudden.
I'm counting on you.
Okay!
There's still more.
You can do it.
It's small.
It's really small.
Okay!
It's small!
It's rising!
This is bad.
It's rising!
It's small!
It's really small.
You can do it!
All right!
You're good!
You made a mistake, didn't you?
No, I didn't!
You made a mistake, didn't you?
No, I didn't!
You made a mistake, didn't you?
No, I didn't!
You made a mistake, didn't you?
If you're complaining like that, I'll do it again.
I'm sorry.
Are you mad at me?
Because you made a mistake!
Because you said "chun"!
It's a problem of life!
Is it a problem of life?
I said "chun"!
It's not "chun"!
Because you're a member of the club, right?
There was a game before.
But it's the worst.
Where did it go?
It went to "bishi"!
I can see it!
You're the one who can't see it!
Why is it you?
It went to "azuki"!
"Azuki"?
It went!
What? It went?
What? Did it hit?
It hit! It really hit!
It really hit!
Chun said it shouldn't go in, so Shinri-chan got it.
It's the last one! The last BB!
I can't see it.
It didn't hit! It didn't hit at all!
It didn't hit?
It was out. It was completely out.
Chun said it!
Come back!
It's a trouble maker.
Come back!
Anyway, come back!
I'm telling you! I'm not going back!
This is probably the worst thing I've ever done.
It's terrible.
It's a disaster.
Come back!
It's a disaster.
It's terrible.
I never thought I could do it like that.
You could?
It's not too bad.
I never asked Chun not to do it.
I said it was perfect when Chun was there.
It was like "hit and drop."
What happened at the end of the Super Bowl?
Did it fall somewhere?
It fell down.
It fell down, didn't it?
Can you knock it off with a "chun" sound?
I'm one step down every minute, so stop it.
Here is the next specialty!
This is...
Iai-kiri!
That's dangerous!
Who did that?
Iai-kiri.
It might have been Kendo, but it's different from Shinken.
If you take a step forward and your foot goes like this...
Next week!
Iai-kiri!
The second half!
The comedians risk their lives for the viewers!
It's finally over!
Who's coming? Batsumoto or Miyasako?
Please look forward to it!
Don't miss it!