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Yamosaki Housen Den!
Den!
"Toshikoshi Special" is held on New Year's Eve.
You must not laugh at 24 o'clock in the airport.
There is only one rule.
The opponent is a super luxurious laughing blind man.
Den!
Tonight, we couldn't show you on New Year's Day, but we'll show you on Sunday!
Shut up! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
I'll hit you, but I won't hit you.
Everyone, this is the training school.
Five people who arrived at the training school were waiting for a certain image.
Everyone, in front of you is...
This is...
Gas's...
Symbol mascot.
Everyone, out!
Make me laugh and hug me!
Actually, the secret of Sugaduck's birth was revealed by Fujiwara.
Sugaduck was a young man who worked at a city factory called C.W. Sugalwich, who was the grandfather of the Wright brothers who succeeded in man-made flight for the first time in the world.
From his childhood, four years old...
Sugalwich...
Admired flying and worked at a city factory...
He was passionate about airplane development...
But he wasn't very good at it...
You, out!
Everyone, out!
It's too long!
Ouch!
It's okay.
It didn't go well...
Eventually, I started getting drunk.
At that time, I met Shofu's mirin at a city bar.
Shofu?
Shofu... Shofu's mirin!
At night, I worked for Shofu...
At noon, I made money for Shofu...
It's always Shofu!
Everyone, out!
What's going on?
Welcome Ceremony for Newcomers
After the event, five people take a break.
There, Batsumoto discovers something.
I don't know, but I'll take a look.
It's a big mess.
Wow!
It's "ge".
"Ge"?
"Ge".
"Ge"?
What's "ge" in yellow?
Matsumoto has a trick up his sleeve for the three of them who rarely come back.
But it's not like we want to do something like this.
It's really...
- On the contrary, it's... - Hey, everyone!
- Yes? - Yes?
- Whoa! - There it is!
- A yellow "ge"... - Huh?!
This mysterious button has existed since New Year's broadcast.
- Whoa, there it is! - There it is!
- What could it be? - "Ryu".
- "Touch". - "Ryu", "touch".
- Whoa! - There it is!
- Oh, no! - Oh, no!
With the appearance of Hakuryuu and actions that don't fit the character,
they put five people in jail.
- Please. - Please.
- I'm sorry. - Please.
- Well, it's okay for me to go down, but... - Please.
- If I get something like damage like this, I won't forgive you for the rest of my life.
- Damage? - What's wrong with you?
- Even if it's just a little bit, even if it's just a little bit...
- What should we do? - Please.
- Yes, please. - Yes.
- Please push it.
- Out! - Out!
- No, no. - Wrap it up, my words!
- Can I ask you a favor? - Let's go!
- Yes! - I'm curious.
Three...
Two...
One!
What does this mean?
Everyone, be safe!
"GeGeGe" of "Ki"
"Tarouka" of "Nara"
I feel sorry for you.
I'm scared.
It was so funny.
You ate a lot, didn't you?
I'm thirsty.
Wow...
You finally saw it!
My neck hurts!
I thought you hadn't noticed it for a long time.
What just happened?
Nothing.
I don't know anything.
Ken, sit down.
Try it with your feet.
With my feet?
Yes, like this.
Like this?
Yes, like this.
Breathe in and breathe out.
Open your eyes and do like this.
Why do we have to do this?
I don't know!
That's it!
We have to do it!
Ouch!
We can't do this anymore!
You guys!
Five people came to Kenraku,
a union and a high school staff meeting.
Excuse me.
While they were on their way to the meeting,
Fujiwara gave them a suggestion.
Why don't we do a quiz while we're there?
What?
Is it that long?
Well, we have some time.
I'll give you a quiz.
What does a high school student say?
Well, I guess you know what it is.
Hey you, give me the money!
I don't want it! Come here!
What do you want?
I won't take you lightly!
Give me the soul!
What? What?
Give me the soul!
I'm out!
Give me the soul!
You're a sociable person.
Give me the soul!
It's over with "you".
It's not over with "you".
Give me the soul!
It's useless.
I don't know about "you", but...
Give me the soul!
You're a sociable person.
Give me the soul!
It's useless.
I don't know about "you", but...
Give me the soul!
It's useless.
It's a rage.
Everyone, gather up!
Is that a bad word?
It's a rage.
Everyone, gather up!
You're crazy!
That's crazy, and don't even think about it!
Let me swim!
If you think about it, you'll end up in one pack!
Don't say that!
Just leave me alone!
Your hand.
Don't put your hand out!
It's heavy!
Yamagaki!
It's like jasmine tea.
It's heavy!
Don't put your hand out!
You've got guts.
Let me swim.
Can't you swallow your anger?
No, I can't!
You should've swallowed your anger!
That's right, you keep talking about people.
What did you say?
Let's do it.
You can't say that!
Is what the president said right?
Let's do it.
You've got guts!
You look like you're about to cry!
I'm hungry!
Even if you make a bad face, it'll be funny!
I don't want to bother the audience.
You're standing on my lap.
When I looked back at the video, you were standing on my lap.
I was so surprised.
I was like, "Whoa!"
This is the actual video.
The moment when Hamada laughed and tried to stand up.
I've never seen such a painful video.
After this...
"Don't Laugh and Try Not To Laugh" will be released!
"Gaki no Tsukai" news!
Following "Hamada Figure", "Matsumoto Figure" will finally be released at "Don't Laugh and Try Not To Laugh" airport!
For more information, please visit the show's homepage.
Don't Laugh and Try Not To Laugh
The only time of bliss is for dinner.
But...
His statement ruins the atmosphere.
When did you make this?
It's warm every day.
What's with this tension-driven meal?
It should be good if it's warm.
It's cold.
Which is more complaining, me or Hamada?
Can we do it just for today?
Okay, then.
Matsumoto-san.
Matsumoto! Matsumoto!
Come on, Yamaki.
If you say Matsumoto in a bad way,
everything will be fine.
Yoshimoto, young entertainer, his way of thinking...
I'm sick of it.
I'm asking you.
Say it.
Matsumoto-san.
Matsumoto, out!
You idiot.
Matsumoto! Matsumoto!
Yamazaki, out!
Endo, please take Nozomi.
Before Endo says it, can I say one thing?
I think Endo thinks I'm going to say it.
Because I don't get it.
Now that I know it all, let me say it.
I say it many times, but I have a crack in my leg.
This is it.
Normally, you can take a day off and say it.
That...
What is that?
I feel sorry for you.
What is that?
I feel sorry for you.
What is that sound?
What sound?
Sorry, I made you wait.
Make me wait for you to say it.
That's it.
It's a side foot.
It was a good timing.
It's true.
Hamada, you're complaining.
I'm not.
As a result of the staff's complaints and complaints,
Matsumoto's side clearly won.
Let's watch a part of it.
It's cold.
There's a coat for each person.
It's cold.
Here you go.
I can't go that far with just one.
Here you go.
It's narrow.
I'm stressed out.
I want to go forward.
It's very cold.
My hands are dry.
I'm sleepy.
It was a complaint.
My hands are dry.
I hate dry hands!
It's frustrating.
I'm starting to get irritated.
I want to go home.
It's narrow.
My fingers are in it, but it's messy.
A lot of complaints.
This is how an entertainer forgets his origins.
You're still complaining.
I'm not.
At this rate, I'm going to be an annoying old man.
Can't you find it?
What are you talking about?
You're making me laugh.
I'm not!
You're making me laugh!
Stop it!
Stop it! Seriously!
Seriously!
Stop it!
You're disgusting!
Why did you do that?
Thank you! Thank you!
Five people visited the security check office.
But...
These people weren't the only ones who showed up.
Oh, man...
People have changed.
Yeah, people have changed.
Five people visited the security check office.
Why?
There's no way.
Of course there's no way.
Wait a minute.
What?
Wait a minute.
This is it!
Where's the bib?
Where is it?
No!
Matsumoto, out!
How do you get in there?
What are you talking about?
What? What is it?
What do you mean "what is it"?
Do you know what you are responsible for?
Call the security!
Call them!
Hey!
What?
Hey!
What are you talking about?
Yamazaki, Endo, Danaka, out!
Did you get in there?
Ouch!
What are you doing?
What do you mean "what are you doing"?
No one can get in there!
What?
It's not a big deal!
Can you take it off for me?
Take it off!
What?
Take it off!
What do you mean "what are you doing"?
It's not a big deal!
I see!
Take it off!
What?
What do you mean "what are you doing"?
This is it!
It's weird!
Take it off!
This is it!
Take it off!
This is it!
Take it off!
Huh?
Take it off!
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
What are you going to do? Are you going to leave it?
I don't know. I'm going to buy it with my own money.
That's it. That's it. I'm leaving it.
That's it. I'm going.
We don't have much time.
If you don't come back, I'll...
What is this?
I don't know. This is...
What is this?
Wait a minute.
What are you doing?
Wait a minute!
What is it?
Wait a minute!
Hey!
Boss!
Wait a minute!
No, it's not like that.
Seriously.
I'm sure of it, but...
I've been waiting in the sky for a long time.
I'm sorry.
He's running away.
He's already run away.
After this, like it was broadcast on "Boom Soccer",
The manager chooses an airport to save the girl.
Our request is...
To release our imprisoned comrades!
That's right!
He ran away.
To be honest...
And then Reiji was shot.
Choro of S.A.T. appears.
It was a flow of beating Yamazaki.
If you support me so much and you still don't regret it,
Isn't it too much?
I'm sorry for taking too much.
January 13th.
"Don't Laugh Airport" is finally completed!
"One" and "Te".
A two-hour special of "Mobile Heart", which we couldn't show you on New Year's Day,
Is broadcasted on "Daily".
"Airport 24 o'clock", which we can't miss on "Mobile Heart" special, is broadcasted on January 13th, Friday night at 7 o'clock.