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Shut up and die!
Thank you for your patience, everyone in Japan!
"The Strongest Project Ever", "Don't Laugh Series"!
This series has been broadcasted eight times in the past!
Last year, we broadcasted "Don't Laugh" for the first time!
I'll kill you!
And again this year, we'll work hard for six hours to broadcast "Don't Laugh"!
The stage is...the airport!
"Don't Laugh" at the airport at 24 o'clock!
A special broadcast just before it airs!
On the 30th of November, prior to the broadcast, there was a press conference.
I'm Tanaka Naoki-san.
- Thank you for having me. - Thank you for having me.
Today, we've prepared a statue of our symbol mascot for the venue.
We'll now begin the closing ceremony.
Not a single one of you is nervous.
- We have to liven things up. - That's right.
- Let's liven things up! - Yes.
Now, it's finally time for the legendary Suga Duck!
Everyone, please take a look!
- There's no flash at all. - How is it?
Can't you make it pop more?
- It doesn't light up at all. - Even the candidates can feel the atmosphere.
- It doesn't light up at all. - We're all barefooted.
That's right.
Don't Laugh At All
This year, "Don't Laugh At All" will air at the airport at midnight.
First of all, we'd like to hear your impressions of the recording.
- Hamada-san, please. - Yes.
Every year, we have a lot of guests who come.
- This year, we have someone like this. - That's right.
- It's amazing. - Someone like this doing something like this for us.
- Yes. - I think that's what makes it special.
Next, Yamasaki-san, please.
Every year, we're really going over our limits.
- Yes. - Really...
I'm going to say a few words with Hamada-san, but...
- You shouldn't say too much. - That's right.
- It's different. - You shouldn't say too much.
- That's right. - You shouldn't say too much.
But Hamada-san said everything I wanted to say.
- It's 24 o'clock. - That's not true.
- That's not true.
Hamada-san said everything I wanted to say.
I think Hamada-san is really bluffing me.
What's wrong?
- Yamasaki-san, is it okay now? - It's okay now.
- Is it okay for me to go to the next person? - You can go now.
Ah! Sakana-kin! Sakana-kin! Sakana-kin!
Until now, in the "Don't Laugh" series, various luxurious guests have appeared and made the five of them laugh like hell!
- Chief, from now on... - In the "Don't Laugh" spy that aired last year...
As chief, Masatoshi Nakamura has appeared!
Amada! End! Out!
My name is Nakamura, and I'm the director of G.I.H.
Nice to meet you.
I was wondering if you had anything.
Shut up!
I was wondering if you had anything.
Shut up!
Shit!
What's wrong with you?
I'm not mad at you!
I'm glad you're mad at me!
You're really annoying!
Ignore me!
In "Hotelman That Shouldn't Be Laughed At",
Daichi Mao laughed at the bus.
Anada! Anaka!
End! Out!
Really?
Daichi Mao.
You're eating it.
That's amazing.
You're eating it.
Eat it.
You're being filmed.
I'm sorry.
You can't just take pictures of other customers.
You can't!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
Marco!
No!
You're making a face.
No!
Marco is...
I'm good at making faces.
I think I'll make a face again.
What will come out?
Everyone...
Let's make a face!
That's enough!
I'm sick of it!
We're going to lose our faces!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Matsumoto, Yamasaki, Tanaka, Endo, Out!
Stop it! Stop it!
I'm sick of it!
At this airport, not only the quality but also the best guests of the series will appear!
Look forward to it!
Mr. Tanaka, please.
I think it's a great content this year as well.
We've been doing it for 24 hours.
It's not an air-pocket, but there are times when we don't have anything to do.
At one time, Mr. Dantan and me, the three of us waiting in the waiting room, were born.
I wondered how we would spend it.
I can't say much about it in detail,
but there's a scene where Mr. Hamada and Mr. Matsumoto are playing with the chairs they're sitting on.
It's a very smiling scene.
I see.
It's like "Shouni's lunch break!"
Shouni's lunch break!
There's a scene like that.
I don't know what will happen in the broadcast,
but this time, there's a lot of us laughing together.
It's like we're fighting against each other.
It's like we're staring at each other and laughing.
It's like "what's going on?"
It's been 30 years since I became a gay.
I'm getting closer and closer to being gay.
That's true.
Downtown, which will soon celebrate its 30th anniversary of the combination.
Despite not being allowed to laugh, they showed an exquisite combination at first glance.
At the hospital where they shouldn't laugh, their stories of memories made people laugh.
I just remembered something.
When I was in middle school, I said to Hamada, "This is good, you should eat it."
If you don't eat the baumkuchen, you can't eat the baumkuchen.
And I was rejected by him.
I remember it clearly, but I've been eating it for a while now.
No way!
Hamada!
Eat it!
Eat the baumkuchen!
I was surprised!
I was really surprised!
You like lies!
That's exactly what I said!
Is there anyone who doesn't eat baumkuchen?
I remember you saying that.
I remember.
I gave you a gacha of your house at the entrance.
You were eating one and holding one.
When you went to Hamada's house...
You said...
Tatsumoto, Hamada, Atsuo...
Tsuru...
What are you doing?
Were you trying to give me one?
I was trying to give you one.
You said "hohoho"
I remember that.
You said "hohoho" in front of me.
Are you eating my baumkuchen?
I remember!
Tatsumoto, you're a bit...
You're crazy!
I'm sure you said it.
I remember you saying the same thing at the entrance.
There was no culture of putting mayonnaise on bread.
But you taught me.
You said it wouldn't work.
I ate it and fell in love with it.
The next day...
I went out to play.
I don't know what it was...
But there was something in the freezer.
It was bread.
This is bad.
But let me say this first.
Yes, you have to say it at the end.
I'm sorry.
In the freezer...
In the hard bread...
Put mayonnaise on it...
Really?
No, I'm serious.
This is embarrassing.
How can I say this?
I taught her how to do it.
But...
She's doing it wrong.
But I taught her how to do it.
But she's doing it wrong.
She can't do it perfectly.
I'm so sad.
I'm sorry.
This is dirty, isn't it?
What?
It's dirty, isn't it?
You took Kokori with you...
and made her feel sick.
Well...
Dance with me.
I'm not good at it.
Hey, hey.
What?
Why don't you get married?
I'm not good at it.
What's that theme?
I'm not good at it.
Even at this year's airport, there is a very precious scene in downtown.
What did Tanaka see?
This year, too! "Kids' Day", "New Year's Day", "Toshikoshi Special"!
Get it!
Five people are waiting for the world's strongest laughing trap!
That airport has taken over!
You must not miss it! "Airport" at 2 p.m.!
If you have any questions, please raise your hand.
I'm looking forward to seeing what kind of people will do what they have done so far.
Please tell me what happened.
What do you think?
Also, someone's family will come out.
I'm a little surprised about that.
A family of one.
Everyone will come out.
How is my strength?
In the "Don't Laugh" series, five families appear as laughing witnesses.
This time I'm getting married again.
In "Don't Laugh, Hotelman", Chiaki shows off her new lover.
I brought him here today, so I'd like to give a speech with him.
"Don't Laugh, Hotelman", "Don't Laugh, Hotelman"
Don't Laugh, Hotelman
Let me introduce you!
The third-generation demon, Endo Junji-kun!
It's been a while...
Hara, Endo, Yamasaki, Ando!
What?
What is this?
Ouch!
Why is my brother here?
So, what you like is...
Should I show you now?
What?
Hey, you! Stop it, seriously!
What are you doing?
What are you doing, brother?
I'm Hotelman.
What's with that attitude?
I'm serious! Stop it!
Stop it!
Stop it...
What's with that attitude?
Stop it!
The third-generation demon, Endo Junji-kun!
You want to go to Coast Town, don't you?
Who are you?
All of you...
You're amazing, brother!
You're my real brother.
Stop it!
Even at this year's airport...
The five families are laughing like crazy!
One more thing...
This is the first time I'm meeting someone in this world.
That's right, it's the first time we're meeting in this show.
It's the first time we're meeting.
Besides, I don't think we'll ever have a variety show.
I can say one more thing...
When Chono-san came out, Yamasaki was shocked.
Let's say it, brother.
You're stupid!
But it's fine.
Everyone is like that.
I don't know.
Maybe it's been cut.
What do you mean?
If you don't see this, you won't grow up!
Black charisma, Yamasaki Pinto by Chono!
You're stupid!
Don't save it!
The spy who shouldn't be laughing...
Yamasaki is suspected of murder!
Please tell me!
Come on! Why?
This time is really hard.
Please wait a little longer. Really.
Wait!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Stop it! Stop it!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Stop it!
I'm really sorry!
Is there a way to help me?
I'm really old.
You just apologized, didn't you?
Apologize! Do you understand?
No, I apologized. I said I would forgive you.
You didn't say that.
You made up that story.
Wait a minute!
Your tie is suspicious, too.
What's wrong with your tie?
Nothing.
Your tie is so easy to hold.
What's wrong with you?
Stop it! Stop it!
Please! Please! Please!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Stop it! Stop it!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Stop it!
What's with your eyes?
Why?
I'm really sorry.
Hey! You have some nice mouth.
Matsumoto, Kanada, Endo, Tanaka, Taito...
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry!
Stop it! Stop it!
Hurry up and apologize!
Apologize! Apologize!
Apologize!
Don't move your butt!
You bastard!
Hurry up and crush it!
Wait a minute! I'll do it!
Please do it at my timing!
Do it, you bastard!
Please!
You bastard!
There's no timing for this!
There isn't!
Wait a minute!
Why? Why?
Let's go!
Matsumoto!
Tanaka!
Out!
The strongest blind man, again today!
What will happen to Yamazaki?
This year, too! "Kids' Day" New Year's Special!
It's heavy.
Get! It!
What awaits you five is...
The world's strongest laughing trap!
That airport has taken over!
You must not miss it!
"Airport" 24 hours!
"Kids' Day" New Year's Special!
You must not miss it! "Airport" 24 hours!
A young beauty spy Fujiwara took on a mission to celebrate the release of her DVD.
I'm here to say hello because that big spy is coming.
Fujiwara visited Tom Cruise, a real Hollywood star, as a big spy.
Today's press conference is about his latest work, "Mission Impossible"!
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the director of "Mission Impossible", Tom Cruise!
I have a question for you. How do you enjoy a tough location?
I just love what I do. And I do it because I want to entertain audiences and I love being part of a team and telling a story.
And that excitement of being part of something has never gone away.
And that's just my interest and excitement for it. I think that's what it is.
And it just...
Tom Cruise gave a passionate speech!
And that time even exceeded five minutes!
I train for each thing, for different movies and...
Anyway, I love what I do. That's the most basic thing.
And this 36-hour non-sleeping thing happened.
And this passion will never go away, even when I get older.
"Never go away" is what it means.
"Never go away"! Fujiwara received these words from Tom Cruise!
"Never go away"!