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Ladies and gentlemen...
Do you know?
Next year, around mid-December...
Next year?
Next year, around mid-December...
Maya civilization's calendar will end.
I see.
Maya civilization has been doing a lot of things.
They've been saving money.
Maya civilization's calendar will end next December.
2012.
What will you do?
It will definitely end in December.
Will it end?
Is it really said it will end?
It might end.
But really...
Maya civilization knew that Hamada wouldn't come up like this.
Maya civilization knew that?
They knew everything.
They knew that?
Then it will end.
Because even me...
Even me who didn't come up...
Maya civilization knew everything.
Then what will you do, Matsumoto-san?
What will you do if it ends next year?
I mean...
I won't stop talking about it.
Because I'm not up there like this.
That's right.
If you're not up there like this...
It's hard for me to do it.
I'm not up there like this.
You're not up there like this?
I'm not up there like this.
You're young.
You're white.
White, right?
White has increased!
Even saying it makes me embarrassed.
There's a lot of white.
It's terrible!
Really?
What about the bottom?
The bottom is honest.
Is it white?
It's completely black.
That's a lie.
Even though it's this bright...
It's not like it's this bright.
No, it's really black.
I also found one a little while ago.
Is it white?
It's completely white.
At first, I really thought it was a crab's bone.
Why?
Why do you think it's a crab's bone?
What do you think a crab's bone is?
You've eaten crab before, haven't you?
I haven't eaten it before, but I thought it was a crab's bone.
If you've eaten it, you'd know.
Even though you haven't eaten it...
Even though you've eaten it, you wouldn't know.
It's somewhere in there.
It hasn't increased since then.
But it does exist.
That's right.
The corridors are getting bigger and bigger.
That's right.
You're amazing here, too.
That's right.
It's the same for me.
As I said before, I have old eyes.
If I'm not good with these members, I might be the worst.
You're young.
You're in your 40s.
I can't see with my eyes.
I'm in my 40s.
I'm totally fine.
It's like this, right?
My eyes are getting bigger and bigger.
No, it's not like that.
I don't want my arms anymore.
Did you overcome it?
It's not a low-angle scene. It's a scene where I stretch my arms. It's not a scene where I stretch my arms.
It just so happens. It just so happens.
It was amazing.
Is it like this, Ama-san?
It's not like that. My mouth was really small and I couldn't focus at all.
I just did it like this for a little bit.
No, you did it all.
You did it all.
You stretched it out.
If you had thought about it more, you would have stretched it out.
At that time, I wanted you to lower your arms a little more.
I'm looking at you like this.
This feeling of this hand is like this.
Doesn't it feel weird when you eat?
It's exactly the same for me.
Doesn't it feel weird when you eat?
It's exactly the same for me.
If you do this with your rice, your rice will melt.
It's exactly the same.
It's exactly the same for me.
Honestly, I don't know the details of the salad.
Let's do our best.
We're talking in a hurry.
We're talking in the corridor.
We're talking in a far away place.
Let's call them.
Isn't it?!
Finally something different came out!
It's different!
There's normal combination salad and stuff like that.
Salad with different things?
Yeah, like that's cut up into small pieces.
Like lettuce and stuff like that.
But at that point, you don't know what you're eating.
You're just eating it.
Because it's blurry?
I think that's still okay.
I think so too.
It's like that.
When you're tired, you eat natto.
It makes you feel really bad.
What do you mean it makes you feel bad?
Does it make you feel bad?
It's blurry!
You don't know what you're doing!
I know what you're doing!
You know what you're doing!
You don't know what you're doing!
I know.
You said it last time!
Once you pull it out, you can't eat it.
That's terrible.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I've never heard of such a thing on TV.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Have you noticed that I don't have my forehead sticking out?
Your forehead?
What do you mean?
This is what you do with your forehead.
It didn't move like this before.
Maybe it's because it's too tight.
It looks like a melted frozen mandarin.
You know what I mean, right?
It's "guchuguchu", isn't it?
That expression is similar to that.
It's "guchuguchu", isn't it?
It looks like a melted frozen mandarin.
You know what I mean, right?
That's right.
No, it's not like that. I wanted to talk about Maya civilization.
Oh, you're on it.
Next December...
Oh, you're on it.
But does it end on the 21st or 23rd?
Does Earth end?
That's right.
Maya civilization is really...
It's not a joke.
It's all true.
From the recent...
Is it recent?
From the bowling boom...
It's all true.
No, I don't know.
It's a Japanese small boom.
The world-wide invader game is also true.
It's all Maya civilization.
I knew it.
Right?
Does it end with "donut"?
Is it like a meteorite?
Is it human-like or natural?
Is it like space?
But if there are 7 billion people now, it might be human-like.
It's not a war, but...
War and all that kind of stuff, right?
Because if there is such a thing, all at once...
If 7 billion people say "one, two," and jump up...
Apparently the earth will move.
If 7 billion people say "one, two," and jump up...
Will it shift?
It's all true.
Who said it?
The person who reads the morning news on TV.
In the afternoon...
In the afternoon, that...
The news reporter...
No, no, no...
That person who reads the morning news on TV...
What is that person doing?
Why is he reading the news?
Why is he reading the entertainment news?
That's...
I don't know.
For now, staff members...
From the 21st to the 23rd of Sanae Bunmei, it is said that...
On that day...
In conjunction with the weekend theory...
It is often said that it is the time to enter FONBELT.
However, the existence of FONBELT is equal to that of Kaimu.
FONBELT's relationship...
What is that?
What is FONBELT?
I don't know what FONBELT is.
I know what FONBELT is.
It says something like this.
The prophecy is a very credible prophecy.
Furthermore, even if the current cycle ends,
the history of Maya does not end forever just by entering a new cycle.
Many researchers deny the end theory.
There is also a theory that it means entering a new era.
I've heard of it.
Maya civilization ends several times.
They create a new king or a new country.
So it ends several times.
That's why it exists.
That's next year.
If you call him, you'll know a lot about it.
The prophecy is a very credible prophecy.
I hope it doesn't end.
That's right.
But that time has come.
If it ends, what are you really going to do?
I...
...asked such a bad question.
That question is really a question.
It's a question, it's a question, but I have one.
Don't you say it a lot? That last supper.
When you die tomorrow, what will you eat last?
Even if you die tomorrow, you don't have an appetite.
I don't know if it's really like that.
I'm scared of that day, so maybe I'll kill myself a week before.
I can't wait for that day.
I don't know if I'll collapse, but I've decided.
You talked a lot by yourself.
It has nothing to do with me.
I don't want to slip anymore, so let's talk one more time.
I'm scared of silence, so I can't help it.
But it's okay to turn white.
No, no, no.
There are really things that turn white.
A little while ago, we all went out to eat.
Me and Kim and Miyasako.
And Chad.
Chad Murray.
He's Australian, isn't he?
There are times when you don't know.
Our culture is so Japanese, but we are foreigners.
Like Hide said, you lived with Chad once, didn't you?
At that time, Chad forgot to turn on the alarm and woke up.
He said, "FUCK!"
We can't think of it.
I was so scared.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
He's a foreigner, after all.
Even if you say, "Hide-san, Hide-san,"
He said, "FUCK!"
I'm scared of silence, so I can't help it.
There are times when you don't know.
But once we all went out to eat.
The writer, Sada, was trying to figure out what was wrong.
For everyone.
I don't know what it means.
"I only need bones." "Who cares?! Bang bang! Bang bang!"
All of a sudden?
Me, Kimu, Miyasako and Geireki were all there.
We were trying to do anything we could.
But we couldn't do anything.
We were all frozen.
That's why I was a little depressed when I got home.
I couldn't do anything.
I see.
But you can do it, right?
As an actor, no matter what happens, you have the ability to respond immediately.
No matter how private it is, you can say anything.
But in the end, you have to tell the truth.
When I was in the basement, I couldn't even pay attention.
My hands were shaking.
I was peeing.
That's why I was depressed.
Did you say that out of the blue?
Or did you say it to make everyone laugh?
I'll tell you another story.
It happened when I was with Chad.
"What happened?" "I want to know."
"I want to know, too." "What do you mean?"
I don't know what you're talking about.
What do you mean?
I don't know what you're talking about.
The wind was strong, too. It was outside.
I didn't know what you were talking about.
But I only said, 'I see.'
But I didn't say it out loud.
I think you were trying to make me laugh.
I don't usually get angry.
I'm not the type of person who laughs out loud.
I'm not going to say it out loud.
I'm scared.
What?
Well, that's part of it.
You said it all of a sudden.
That's part of it.
When we were on our way,
when we were on our way,
it was unexpected.
At the end of the year.
We all went to Maenori.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Tanaka was supposed to go to the site earlier than us.
Another job will be finished in Ibaragi around 6 pm.
The staff came to pick me up.
The site was Ibaragi.
It takes about an hour and a half from the site where I was picked up to the Maenori hotel.
We got there around 6 pm.
At first, we were driving smoothly.
We got there at high speed and drove for about 30 to 40 minutes.
All of a sudden...
The car that was driving in the overtaking lane stopped suddenly from the left and from the left again.
"Huh?" I thought and wondered what happened, and the driver said...
Excuse me, we've done it.
It's a gas leak.
We've done it.
Turn it around.
Excuse me, I'm sorry.
I'll call JAF right away.
He called JAF and said it would take 40 to 50 minutes.
It was around 7 in the morning, and I was waiting in the car.
You can't wait in the car.
Oh, I see.
It's a safety issue.
I see, because it's high speed.
You have to get out of the car and see if there's a car coming in.
Go this way! Go this way!
You have to do it.
You have to stand up and see if there's a car coming in.
It's your duty.
It's my duty because it's a safety issue.
We had to see if there was a car coming in.
I saw about 5,000 cars.
5,000 cars?
5,000 cars would pass by here.
We had to keep an eye on it for hours.
JAF finally brought me gasoline.
I put it in, but I didn't think it would start right away.
I don't know if it's the injector pump or something that moves it to get some air out of it.
I changed it and it finally started.
It's hard to start an injector pump.
It took me 40 to 50 minutes to change the injector pump.
JAF is doing it for me.
It doesn't take long at all.
What's with the injector pump?
This is what it's like today.
Apparently, you have to improve the state of the injector pump when it runs out of gas.
It doesn't take long even if you change it.
Again, it took me 40 to 50 minutes.
It took me an hour and a half, but in the end it took me 4 to 5 hours.
- That's crazy! - I know, right?
- I don't get angry that much. - You don't get angry.
I'm the type of person who doesn't get angry.
But when I'm waiting at the highway and a car rushes in, I look at it and the driver says...
Has this ever happened before?
It hasn't!
- I don't get angry. - No, you don't.
- I'm the type of person who says it out of the blue. - No, you don't.
- I'd be even angrier if I were you. - I wanted to say something!
- A professional driver says "gasoline..." - "There's no gas."
- "It'll run out." - That's impossible!
- I couldn't come up with a good example. - If you didn't come up with an example, you'd have said it.
For example...
I wanted to say something. A professional driver says "gasoline..."
I wanted to say something like that, but it didn't come up at all.
- It hurts... - Let's listen to it.
I've never talked about it with them.
Even if I'm asked to sit here...
Even if you're asked to sit here...
I don't know about you guys.
You've heard of us, right?
I've heard of you.
We talked about raising a child and stuff.
We did.
But I'm still young.
I'm an adult now.
I don't have much to do at home.
Right?
We can't leave each other's hands yet.
But we can't do it now.
We'll grow up in no time.
Kigashino said it too.
Did he?
In middle school...
If a girl grows up...
I don't know what's going to happen.
I know...
If it's a boy...
I wouldn't say anything...
I don't know what to say...
You know...
I think...
If a girl grows up...
I'd like to go on trips and stuff...
Like going to Guam...
But if a girl grows up...
To be honest...
She's already "plinplin" (plump)
"Plinplin" you say?
What are you talking about?
No, no...
She's a woman.
She's a woman...
No, it's not me.
I'm not saying that I'm soft-hearted towards my daughter.
Of course you are!
But honestly, you're soft-hearted.
Well, well, well...
If you look at it from the outside, you're right.
Um... well, you're wearing a bikini, aren't you?
Let's go to the pool together, shall we?
Shall we go to the pool? Shall we go to the pool?
Even if I'm resting like this, you're wearing a bikini, a super bikini, aren't you?
I don't know about that, but...
You might make a choice, you know?
If I'm cut off like that, what do you do?
No, I mean, when you make that choice, I'm like, "Hey, isn't it a little too high-leg?"
I don't have time for that, you know?
You're wearing a super bikini and you're high-leg and you're lying down like this...
What should I do?
As a father...
As a father, when I'm like this, you're wearing a super bikini and you're lying down like this...
I don't know about super bikini.
Right?
What should I do? I don't like it anymore.
It's not about what you should do. You're your own daughter, aren't you?
I like my own daughter, but I don't know what other people think of her.
That's right. Some people see her in a nasty way.
No, there are people who see it in a nasty way.
You're like that, too.
I'm like that, too.
It can't be helped.
Then it can't be helped, can it?
No, I mean, seeing those nasty people in a nasty way makes me angry.
What's up with this guy? He's dirty.
Then he should die and look at this shit.
You have to think about it one by one, you know?
Yes, yes.
You don't have that, do you?
No, I don't have that, but...
I have a 7-year-old daughter.
I'm worried about her.
For example, 3D glasses.
The old-fashioned red and blue cheap 3D glasses that you can buy at a flea market.
I always leave them on.
It's not funny.
I'm sick of it.
I was addicted to it and it was in some magazine.
The one made of paper?
The one made of paper.
Like a celluloid.
I always leave it on in the house.
But 3D glasses don't matter.
Just my screen.
It doesn't matter.
I only use it when I go to the bathroom.
"Are you okay?" I said.
"Dad, give me a little punch." I said.
Whoa, it's out.
While thinking that this world is all about 3D,
I kept saying, "Take it off when you eat!"
Even when you're eating?
Even when you're eating with 3D?
Stop it! I'm addicted to it!
It's only for a while, so it's fine.
Right?
But I'm curious about this.
Even if you only do it now...
Even if you only do it in middle school...
Even if you only do it for the first time in your life...
Be honest and say something.
It's not funny at all!
If you say it like that...
I'll keep doing it for you.