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High Tension the Best Ten!
It's a glorious stage that invites entertainers to a new height!
We will show you the ultimate gay beyond the limits of tension!
Tonight, the curtain of dreams will open!
High Tension, the Best Ten!
Good evening!
You're Zura, aren't you?
You weren't Zura until now, weren't you?
I'm surprised you suddenly became Zura.
I'm sorry.
Oh, is that so?
I had some personal reasons.
Is that so?
It's been a year since we last did this.
This is High Tension, the Best Ten!
Yes!
This time again, from 10th place to 1st place...
No matter where you look at it, it's very interesting.
That's right.
Some people say it's a project you shouldn't be throwing away, but it fits perfectly.
Well, let's get started!
This week's 10th place is...
53 points!
Look forward to it! Until tomorrow's minute! Kokoriko, Tadakana Oki!
Congratulations!
Now, this person is in 10th place again.
That's right. I told you not to mess with me.
But in a sense, you've been in 10th place for a long time.
That's right. But for this work, I'm aiming for the top.
That's right.
I'm thinking of going this time.
According to one theory, a very small number of staff say...
Aren't you always doing the same thing?
A very small number of them.
Aren't you always doing the same thing?
A very small number of them.
Every time it's a new...
It might be a few years ago.
They bring it up.
That's right.
Is it like that for you?
It's amazing.
Really, this time too...
For the first time, there's a lot of people coming in.
It's a nice atmosphere in the dressing room.
People who don't come into the dressing room.
People who are stacking things up.
It's interesting.
Just by looking at the dressing room, you can get an entry fee.
That's right.
It's really interesting.
Depending on whether or not it's good or bad today...
My personal opinion is...
I think it will last for 10 years.
I personally think it will be a turning point.
Of course, everyone is working hard for it.
I'm watching it a lot!
Please stand by!
Thank you!
Today, it's a lot different than usual.
That's right!
Let's go!
This week's 10th place...
Kogoriko Tanaka Naoki.
Let's go crazy!
Until tomorrow!
Die!
Isn't it changing a little?
Is it changing? It's the same.
My back hurts!
It's cold. It's cold now.
It hurts!
Yes, he said it.
It hurts! It hurts!
It hurts!
But it's almost over.
It hurts! It hurts!
It's cold! It's cold!
Yes! Thank you very much!
Wow, it's pretty bad for your back.
No, it's fine!
Are you physically okay?
I'm fine!
Really?
What I'm a little concerned about is...
Yes?
Is your partner, Endo-san pulling you?
I'm a little concerned about that.
This week's 9th place is...
8th place is...
2011 Haten High School Heisei Nobushi High School Yoshimura Takashi!
Congratulations!
It's your first appearance, right?
Yes, it's my first appearance.
I see.
It's been a while since I've been in such a strict setting.
What's strict about it?
It's strict.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
I want to show you how skilled I am.
It's been a while.
Bring me more!
Your eyes are a little swollen.
It's because of my illusion.
That's about it.
I see.
Can you show me your specialty this time?
Yes, yes.
I'm going to sit on that balance ball and kick it as much as I can so that it doesn't fall.
I'm going to show you my strength of balance.
If it's true, it's amazing!
Leave it to me!
What's so amazing about it?
I'll kick it.
You said that, didn't you?
I'll kick it.
You said that, didn't you?
Okay, okay, okay.
I see, I see.
That's what you said.
I'll never fall for this.
It's stable.
Really?
This is amazing.
I'm not pulling the mat either.
Really, really.
I'm going to kick it.
Yes!
Wow, wow, wow.
That's what you said.
I barely held it in.
You'd stand up if it was blue.
I have one regret.
We're partners, so we don't kick each other.
It's true.
Even if Nacho and Hamada kick me once...
Is that so?
If you say that, my partner is sadistic.
It's okay.
We're partners.
Really?
Yoshimoto and I are partners.
Please kick me if I say yes.
Yes, I said yes!
Wait! My leg!
You kicked me in the leg!
I don't know!
My back hurts!
I'm sorry.
How do you raise your tension?
I'm sorry.
Mazuo, can you do it?
Okay, I'll do it.
I don't know! You two!
Kick me in the ball!
Oh, I'm sorry.
Kick me in the buttocks!
No, no, no...
You're too excited!
This week's 9th place...
Heisei, Nobu, Shikobushi, Yoshimura, Takashi...
2011...
"Hatenko"!
I've seen him doing it a lot.
Yes.
Switch!
Switch right and left sides!
See?
See? See? See?
It's your chance!
See?
What are you switching?
Switch this side! This side! This side!
Right and left sides! See?
Swish! Swish!
It's a very red voice.
You did something interesting!
No!
Thank you very much!
How was it? Did you switch?
No, not at all.
Not at all?
I didn't switch at all.
I thought you'd laugh more.
The one who laughed the most was your partner.
It's only that voice.
It's Pargo-san's role.
Pargo-san laughs a lot.
Thank you very much!
Let's move on!
This week's 8th place is...
147 points!
Kimo Kimo Oh!
Banana Man!
Kimura Yoki!
Good evening!
That's great!
You've gained some weight, haven't you?
That's right!
I've gained about 7 or 8 kilos this year.
You've gained some weight, haven't you?
You look like a finger doll.
I've fixed my teeth.
Now I can chew anything.
I see.
And I've quit smoking.
I know when to quit.
There's no time to quit eating.
It's a very calculative Tokyo.
It's true that I've tried it, but I can't speak it.
I can only say "I can speak Japanese!"
Now, Himura-san, you have a specialty.
What's this? I've never seen it before.
I've really never done it before.
You spin it with one hand.
You spin it at high speed.
Can I do it?
Yes, you can.
Can you do it?
No, I can't do it. Try it.
Really?
It looks like you can do it, but you can't!
Isn't it amazing?
You can spin it at high speed with one hand.
My turn is already over.
It's not "ho!"
Ho!
Now, it's Matsumoto-san's turn!
Ho!
Can I do it one more time?
Yes, you can.
You fly high and don't make a lot of noise when you land.
Like this?
Here I go.
No, no, it was normal.
It was normal.
Standby, please!
Today's 8th place, Banana Man, Himura Yuki's "Kimo Kimo"!
I will bring this brown smelly things on this floor...
polypolypoly...
Brown things... pom pom pom...
Here in this corner polypoly...
Brown things... pom pom...
(singing)
That's good. He's doing nothing.
Children don't do anything.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much. Please have a seat.
Wonderful.
It's deep.
That's good.
The momentum is great.
I know you're talking about me, but I'm not saying anything.
I'm just talking about your face.
This is good for BPO.
Let's move on.
The 7th place is...
251 points.
"I Don't Need This Much".
"KING OF COMEDY".
Hiroki Konno.
Please come here.
Kon-chan, it's your first time, right?
Yes, it's my first time.
How do you like it?
I haven't thought about it, so I don't know.
I see.
Even your nose looks better.
Doesn't it?
It doesn't.
You noticed it?
How do you know?
Because you're doing your elbow like this.
It's really good.
Why don't you do your elbow like this?
It's okay.
As for the shape...
Yes?
It's boring, but...
I often play left and right in my team.
So I'd like you to eat the clams I caught this morning.
What? In this shape?
It's too big.
You can eat clams in this shape?
Yes.
I caught a lot of clams.
You did a good job.
Can I say it alone?
Yes, of course.
Stand by, please!
This week's No. 7...
"Kung of Comedy"...
With this size...
You don't need this!
You don't need this! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't! You don't
You don't! You don't!
I can do it myself! It hurts in here!
It doesn't hurt in there! But it hurts in here!
But it hurts in there!
What's wrong?!
Just the touch!
Just a slight touch is enough!
You don't need this!
I said it to myself!
But it hurts in there!
You don't need it! You don't need it!
You don't need it!
You still don't need it!
What's wrong with you?!
I don't want it!
I don't want it! I don't want it! I don't want it!
I don't want it at all!
Because I don't want it...
...this much!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- That was wonderful! - Yes!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
Antonio Inoki, who played the best, is in 15th place!
- He's the excellent Saganen Masahiro! - Thank you!
- Thank you for having me! - Thank you!
- Saganen-san is... - Yes! - Oh, is that so?
- This time too, I hope you'll watch me who you don't know... - Yes?
- I hope you'll watch me who you don't know... - I had a hard time hearing it.
I hope you'll watch me who you haven't seen me before.
- Mazuo-san, you've mixed in with young entertainer 384 groups... - Yes!
- So you've been auditioned for this fight. - Yes, I've been auditioned for this fight and I've done my best.
- What do you think about this? - I didn't ask about it at all. I just thought "what's up with this guy?"
- But since you're here, I hope you'll do your best. - Of course.
- I won't lose today. I won't. I don't know what you're up against, but I hope you'll do your best.
- I hope you'll do your best. - I'll do my best.
- You've seen me before, so you know me. - Yes.
- What do you think about me? - You're all really scary.
- I'll do my best. I'll never lose. - OK.
- I'm just waiting for someone's help. - Yes.
- Can I start now? - Yes.
- Please stand by! - Yes, please.
- You're nervous, aren't you? - Well, I think that's normal.
He's almost in the top 10. This week, he's in 15th place. He's a great fighter, Masahiro Sagane. He's a great fighter, Inoki Antonio.
- What are you doing? - Yes!
One! Two! Three!
Stotototoro! Stotototoro!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Inoki has less points than in the title. - That's right.
The 6th place of this week is...
374 points!
In my head, plus or minus Yoshi Yoshiba!
Congratulations!
- Are you okay? - Good morning!
- Are you okay? - I'm okay!
- It's like you're Hamada's subordinates. - No, I'm really grateful!
In Osaka and in Tokyo, you've taught me a lot of things.
I've learned a lot of things and I'm grateful for it! Thank you!
- Sometimes... - Yeah...
- Masumoto-san, do you know about Iwashi's habits? - Yes!
- I've heard about it before... - Yes!
- It makes you want to do things you shouldn't do! - You just did it, didn't you?
Yes, I did it for the first time in Tokyo!
Welcome, Masumoto-san! Welcome, Hamada-san!
- You shouldn't do it! - I'll do it!
- You shouldn't do it when you're talking with your seniors! - I'll do it!
- It doesn't matter! - Yes!
I'll do it!
- You said you shouldn't do it! - Yes!
- You shouldn't do it when you're talking with your seniors! - I'll do it!
- Masumoto-san, good morning! - Good morning!
Can you feed me?
Fix it!
I'll fix it as much as I can!
As much as you can!
Thank you!
I'm sorry for Mr. Hamada.
I know I shouldn't have done it last time.
I'm sorry for Mr. Hamada's...
I'm sorry!
Stop it!
Don't say anything!
I'll fix it for sure!
Stop it!
I'm serious!
Don't say anything!
When Mr. Hamada was away for two years,
his family visited him for the first time.
And...
I wasn't scared at all!
I was as calm as usual.
But...
Damn it!
Stop it!
But there's one thing I haven't told you yet.
I know I shouldn't have done it last time.
But last time...
Last time...
Damn it!
I'm sorry!
Last time, Mr. Hamada's...
I won't say it again.
Last time, Mr. Hamada's family visited me.
And...
And in front of the car...
Wait for me!
And they entered my house!
My house!
They entered my house!
Don't say it!
I'm sorry!
And...
And they said me to wait for them outside.
What is it?
I hate it!
What?
I hate it!
You should have been sick!
What is it?
I hate it!
I don't like it!
- There's a lot of things! - There is!
- Please! - I can't win.
- Yes! - Can you do it today?
- It's okay! - I'll do my best! I want to do something!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Standby, please! - Standby, please!
- I wonder if it's okay... - Now!
- This kind of... - Sixth!
- Plus or minus! - Okay, okay!
- In my head!
- I have a black beard and one sword!
- With my first sword, I can definitely jump out!
- Can you do it today? - I can do it!
- Now! Please! - Now!
- Yes, yes! Can you do it?
- You can do it, right? - Yes, yes!
- Yes, I can do it!
- Okay! Wait a minute! Hemingway! Hemingway! Hemingway!
- Hemingway! Hemingway! Hemingway!
- Wait a minute! I have to get used to it first!
- I can't do it! Wait a minute! Hemingway! Hemingway!
- Hemingway! Hemingway!
- What's wrong? - Wait a minute!
- What are you doing?
- This hurts! - What's wrong?
- You're too early! - Wait a minute!
- You're too early! - Four! Four! Four! Four! Four! Four in country paper!
- What's that? - What are you doing?
- You're too early! - Wait a minute!
- What are you doing? - What's wrong?
- I can't do it!
- What's wrong?
- You're too early! - Wait a minute!
- I can't do it! - You're too early!
Here we go!
Confirmed.
This leg has been paralyzed for a hundred years!
Alright, let's go!
You're amazing, but...
Hurry up!
Somehow...
Thank you very much!
I wanted to win!
No way! No way!
No way!
Even if you can see her legs that have been standing still for 100 years move, it means a lot.
This week's No. 5 is...
Next week!
High Tension The Best Shop! Kōen!
From No. 5 to No. 1, it's a one-of-a-kind competition!
Who will win the glory?
High Tension is bursting!