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This is "Beronberon Sakaba".
There is only one condition to enter this sakaba.
We don't like white people.
Oh, is that so?
On last week's broadcast, drunk comedians came one after another.
Comedians have nothing to do with age or gender.
It's funny!
I'm doing it!
Drunk comedian Hosei Yamazaki.
When he drinks, he gets excited and gets involved with people right away.
This is our future broadcast.
It's not like we're drunk yet.
We're going to fight right now.
Drunk comedian Iwao Footballer.
Even when he's drunk, his tension doesn't change, but sometimes his face changes.
Takahashi, this is bad!
It's different.
Takahashi, you're good at tennis!
I'm drunk.
You're drunk!
The third drunk comedian is Savannah Takahashi.
Even when he's drinking, he gets excited and gets involved with people right away.
Even when he's drunk, his tension doesn't change, but sometimes his face changes.
No, no, no!
No, no!
Oh, no!
When Tanaka gets drunk, he's always in a good mood.
What are you doing?
Takahashi!
And Endo immediately starts preaching.
At this point, Asako Ito starts behaving like a woman.
What will happen this week?
Bring me some sake!
Alright!
Who said that?
I said it!
No way!
Asako said it!
You're the one who said it!
Hey, you!
You're the one who said it!
Who said it?
It's Mr. Zaki who's speaking now!
It's Mr. Zaki who said it!
It's Mr. Zaki who's speaking now!
Thank you for calling me.
Are you going to sing something?
I'll sing! I'll sing!
Just a moment!
I'm in a hurry!
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
Hey, are you okay?
Are you okay? Are you okay?
Hey, are you okay?
What's going on?
Hey!
Your senpai is taking care of you
and is worrying about you a lot!
Be careful!
Hamada-san, you're okay!
I know that very well.
Okay!
I want to know!
Are you singing my song "Bad Romance"
or dancing to "Bad Romance"?
Which one?
I see.
Hey!
Are you kissing me?
Stop it!
I can't!
What do you want to do, Kojima-kun?
If that's the case...
What's wrong with you?
Until now,
the drinking quantity of drinks
that the drunk customers have drunk is as you can see.
And the bar is full of karaoke.
Isaac-san!
I love "Bad Romance"!
Isaac-san!
Hey!
That's good!
Love man, love man, love man
Kete!
Nice to meet you.
Kete! Kete! Kete!
Nice to meet you.
Damn you!
It's not funny at all!
You're still dancing, aren't you?
It's totally different!
Try dancing, bro!
Oh!
It's spinning!
Asako wins!
Asako has different kinds of drinks.
It's not a variation at all!
Asako wins!
In the other room...
The last customer continues to drink alone.
Asako!
Can I start boiling now?
The last customer is...
What do you think of this customer?
I think this customer is strong.
The seventh customer is Hosshan.
He has already drunk 12 cups of whiskey.
He is the type of person who talks hotly with drinks.
I heard you're pretty strong.
What's wrong with you, Yama-san?
What's wrong with you?
I don't know what you're talking about.
You're talking nonsense.
Who was the first customer?
It's Hosshan.
Who is Hosshan?
I don't know. Maybe it's Lady Gaga.
Maybe it's Lady Gaga.
What do you think of singing in karaoke?
I don't like karaoke.
Let's drink and sing.
After all, even if the time passes and you disappear,
I'm sure I'll be happy like a young boy.
I want to go on a business trip.
What are you doing?
Takahashi, I don't think you should say that in front of your seniors.
You'll break your bones.
Where is the machine we saw earlier?
Wait a minute.
What is it?
This is a game.
It's a game.
Let's drink it.
It's a game.
Do you want to drink it?
Yes.
Let's drink it.
It's delicious.
Let's drink it.
The reason is...
Let's do it.
Let's start with Takaga.
He made a strange face.
This is...
It's over.
It's fun.
Who made a strange face?
Let's do it.
Let's do it in order.
Go ahead.
Let's do it again.
No one made a strange face.
This person is amazing.
Let's go to the strange face room.
Do it first.
Do you know it?
It's a strange face.
No one made a strange face.
Do you know it?
This person is amazing.
You know it, don't you?
I know it.
Let's drink it.
It's strange face.
When I saw it, I understood the meaning.
Let's do it again.
It's a strange face.
No one made a strange face.
I know it.
I don't know it.
What is this?
You do it sometimes.
What is it?
Why do you do it?
You drink a lot.
I have been doing it for a long time.
You drink a lot of hot water.
No one does that.
I drink a lot of hot water.
I drink more than ten cups of water.
I want to talk about something hot.
Mr. Dantan asked me a question.
What kind of content is it?
What do you think of me?
What do you mean by "what do you think of me"?
I wonder if you have a job or not.
I don't know what you're talking about.
How old are you now?
I'm 40 years old.
We're the same age.
You're 40 years old and you're a restartant.
Are you a full-time job?
I think you can do it.
Don't mess up.
You're not good at it.
I'm sure you'll like it.
I'd like to hear your advice.
You're not old enough to quit.
You haven't changed your face.
You've always had a weird face.
I didn't follow the rules.
Stop it!
I'm listening to you seriously.
What are you doing there?
I don't know what you're doing.
I'm not drunk.
I don't know what you should do.
As an entertainer...
I'm doing my best.
But...
Hama-san said...
You always make strange faces.
When you talk about your career...
You always make strange faces.
You're the worst!
I can't do it anymore.
Sometimes...
Stop it!
I didn't make a funny face.
I'm going to the bathroom.
Why?
I'm going to the bathroom.
Why do you say that?
What are you doing?
Don't say that to me.
I don't like you.
Don't say that.
I'm doing it naturally.
Sit down.
Don't say that.
What's wrong with you?
I don't think there's anything wrong with you.
What's wrong with you?
You're doing it again.
Are you making fun of me?
It's my style of drawing.
No, it's not.
Why are you making fun of me?
I have a weird face.
What are you trying to do?
If that's the case, I have a weird face.
No, it's not.
I really can't do it.
I can't do what you want me to do.
Then I'll say what you don't like about me.
No, it's not.
But I have one thing you don't like about me.
What is it?
But I have one thing you don't like about me.
Shut up.
I'm sorry.
Shut up.
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute.
Shut up.
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
He's drunk and falls asleep for a while.
And Asako Ito goes to the bathroom.
I didn't hate it when you kissed me so much.
Why do you kiss me so much?
I thought you liked me.
I saw you kiss me so much.
It's been 2 hours and 35 minutes since they started drinking.
You're not weird.
Hey, you're worried about that.
There's no one who respects corona like me.
There's no one.
Is that what you want us to talk about?
No, I want you to show your face.
I want you to show your coldest face.
Everyone says you're cold, but you're like...
So that's why you came.
So what?
Come on, come on, come on.
From tomorrow, you're in my personal office.
After drinking for 3 hours,
after drinking this much alcohol,
the customers are completely drunk.
White wine, right?
There's no one here.
I know.
You know, the traffic lights...
Hey, Mr. Kamada.
Yes?
If you turn off the lights, I'll come here.
Stop it.
Sit down!
You're drunk.
Let's drink again.
Yes, everyone.
Thank you for your hard work!
What do you think, Ito?
Asako is strong.
Asako was like this in the morning when I first met her.
She did?
You're back!
I have something to ask you.
Was Hosshan happy?
He was really happy.
Really?
Hosshan, you made too many girls happy.
Really?
It's true that Hosshan is happy, too.
And the shop we met is in front of Haruna Aya's store.
But you guys are drunk.
Seriously.
Hey!
What have you been doing?
Don't mess with me.
I'm not messing with you.
You're drunk.
Endo! Endo!
Do you know the rhythm of Samba?
Endo!
Do you know the rhythm of Samba?
I'm sorry, but I can't do it anymore.
End!
It's too serious!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
End! End!
Are you serious?
I'll be right back.
No, no, sit there and be still.
End!
It's okay, it's okay!
That's right!
That's right, I'm begging you!
What are you trying to do?
Takashi, let's go!
What are you trying to do today?
All this time...
I'm sorry...
I'm sorry for not being able to get into the bar.
You've been making weird faces all this time.
No, I haven't done it even once.
Weird faces...
You really...
You really can't forgive me for what I've done to you!
You've been making weird faces all this time!
You can't forgive me for what I've done to you!
You've been drinking so much and you haven't made a weird face even once!
Come on!
Come on, seriously!
You've never made a weird face!
Get out of here!
Come on!
You've never made a weird face!
I'm sorry! I drank so much!
You're wrong...
Show me!
You're serious!
Seriously, you're amazing!
Seriously you are amazing!
I didn't know you were like that...
You've been making weird faces...
You know...
You've been drinking so much...
I'm telling you...
You've been making weird faces...
(laughs)
Ladies and gentlemen...
It's nothing like that, Yama-chan.
It's nothing like that!
You know, when you're not at home, you end up fighting with your wife.
(laughs)
We fought like this in Osaka!
Oh, you did?
I used to do it a lot with Higashino.
Yama-chan has been pulling a suitcase like this for a while now.
It's like a trip home.
What's wrong with you?
I'm at home.
(laughs)
What's wrong with you?
Three days?
One week?
How many days did you put your stuff in?
Why are you walking like that?
It's just a coincidence.
No, it's not a coincidence. You scared me!
I don't want you to find it on the way home.
(laughs)
No, it's not on the way home.
Of course, I had work in Osaka.
I had work in Osaka.
It was around 200 degrees.
We fought in the morning of that day.
What was the reason?
There are many reasons.
(laughs)
On the one hand, it's Yama-chan's fault.
What's the reason?
On the one hand, it's Yama-chan's fault.
My wife got mad.
for a year.
That was two years ago.
Even today, I talk about it today.
I also talked about it this morning.
You, too, go out!
Automatically pack your stuff.
I can't go home anymore!
You made me feel dizzy.
Seriously.
But, I'm sorry to say this in English.
You went home right away, right?
Yes.
Was it recorded that day?
It was recorded that day and the next day.
That night, I had a fever because of the influenza.
And you went home because you felt lonely, right?
No, I didn't feel lonely.
I had a fever of 40 degrees.
I called you and said, "Excuse me."
What's wrong with you?
You said you had a fever and went home.
You're an influenza.
You said you had a fever and went home.
A fever of 40 degrees.
Like Fujiyama Kambi...
I said, "Excuse me. Hello?"
Who knows? Young people don't know.
A fever of 40 degrees.
The girl below me also had a fever of 40 degrees in English.
Well, it seems like...
Eh? What? The girl below me also had a fever of 40 degrees in English. What?
Well, it seems like it was recorded...
I told you to go home!
What are you going to do?
Well, I'll go home for now...
Weak!
There's nothing in common.
It's just that we have kids.
Oh, you have kids.
That's amazing. You have two girls.
That's right.
You have two girls.
That's amazing.
But you're a man.
Yes, yes.
You can hold hands, right?
For example, I can be strict with her.
That's right.
You can't hold hands with girls, can you?
But I can hold butts.
Oh, butts.
Oh.
What did you do when you were really bad?
Winter.
Oh, you're a man now.
You're getting older, Winter.
You're getting older.
You're a man now.
No, you guys can't do that.
I can do it.
Oh, really?
Of course.
I can say, "Hey!" and do it.
Oh, really?
My dad thought I was scary.
You say that, don't you?
What you say is getting more and more dangerous.
I see.
Yes, yes, yes.
But when you come home and your dad says it, you say, "Oh, my dad said it."
You make that face and come home.
I see.
You're a man.
I see.
No, you can't do that.
You can't do that.
That's right.
If you're a man.
You definitely need that, right?
That's right.
What should I do?
How old were you when you were the youngest?
No, I was about kindergarten.
What?
About three years old.
Three years old?
Yes.
Three... three... three years old.
You have to make that face, Bin.
You'll be like this.
That's right.
I'm not going to be like this.
I was like that.
Once, before school ended, when I got home, my parents said, "Hey, say it!"
I said, "Okay."
They said, "Call me."
I was brushing my teeth in my room, and I heard a "kon kon" sound.
I asked him "what is it?" and he said "it's big!"
No way!
You said it!
It's bigger than me, so I said "it's big!"
But you can't say it out loud.
Sit down!
You're a saint!
Let's look at it from above.
Yes, it's big!
It's big, isn't it?
No, it's not!
I've been doing it since I was little.