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In the first episode of "Useless Kid", "Chiki- chiki", "Put your life in this bite", "Win a prize of 100,000 yen", "Kiki-potato-chips"!!
It's the 29th episode of the series!
Yes!
Even though we haven't done it before!
We haven't done it!
Last time we did "Kiki-apple-juice" and Tanaka was correct!
Yes! It's been nine years!
Tanaka!
Nine years!
It took nine years!
But today, Yamazaki-san's confidence is high!
It's high!
Because I really like "Put-your-life-in-this- potato-chips"!
You've eaten it a lot!
I've eaten it a lot!
To be honest, I haven't eaten it at all!
But today, out of 24 people, 6 people got it right, so there's only one person out of 4 people!
So it's possible that someone got it right!
But it seems like everyone got it right!
So it's possible that someone got it right!
But it seems like everyone got it right!
What do you mean?!
Stop it!
I really don't know what you're saying!
Most of the staff are like this!
Really?!
There's no one like that!
What is this?!
What kind of show is this?!
Listen up, potato chips!
Out of 15 kinds, blindfold yourself and guess the flavor you ate!
If you get it right, you win 100,000 yen!
If you get it wrong, you'll be punished severely!
The top batter is Yamazaki, who is proud of his absolute confidence this time!
The product is Koikeya's "Potato Chips Light Salt Flavor," limited to western Japan!
Ah!
I've eaten this before!
Ah!
Ah, there it is!
Ah, you always eat like that!
Hey, let me ask you this!
Is it a new potato chip?!
Or is it a regular potato chip?!
Okay, let's go!
Yes, please!
Please!
Please let me eat a little more!
Please!
That's...
They're all the same!
I'll say it!
Please say it!
This is a very popular one!
To be honest,
it's either Kalbi or Koikeya!
These three!
Or!
I'm telling you!
These three!
These three are about 80% of them, right?
And...
This!
This, this, or this?!
This one!
It's increasing!
This is only sold at Famima!
The selection is increasing!
This is bad!
No, Iseo got it first!
Ah, it's like that!
That's right!
I'm nervous and my face is slippery.
You're not nervous, are you?
I'm sorry.
You haven't answered it yet!
I haven't answered it yet!
Can I ask you something?
Can you confirm that it's completely different?
What do you mean?
If you ate it, you have to confirm it, right?
Of course! Yes, it's different! It smells different!
The color is quite yellow.
It's completely different!
The one I ate wasn't Sannicasio!
Please answer it.
What was different?
First of all, the texture and smell.
The texture with my fingers is different and so is the texture of my tongue.
The taste of the food?
The taste of the food is different. Everything is different.
It's different, isn't it?
I've definitely never eaten it!
Try saying it! My snack!
Wait a minute! This is dangerous!
What's wrong with you?
No matter what you do, the tempo...
The tempo is bad!
The tempo has been bad since my debut!
It's been over 20 years!
Even though the tempo is bad, they definitely stand out!
They cleared it in two consecutive times!
Shall we move on?
It can't be helped.
"King".
"King". These three.
It's definitely one of these three.
Shall we move on?
Okay! Let's go west!
It's different!
First of all, the texture of my fingers is completely different!
Completely different.
Completely different!
The one I ate is...
Light salt flavor.
Not limited to western Japan!
Hey, cut it out!
What's with you?!
Seriously!
What's with you?!
Hurry up!
You're lying!
You're not like that!
Seriously...
Oh, it's coming!
You're so ugly!
I want you to go away!
You're so mean!
I'm scared!
That's why I'm scared!
I'm scared!
That's why I'm scared!
That hurt!
This is it!
Shut up!
You're really ugly!
Is it over for me?
It's over for you.
Let me go home!
No, no, no...
The viewers don't agree with you at all.
Next up is Endo, who rarely eats potato chips.
His shoes are Kurashimoa potato chips, which are on sale at Supermarket Life.
Let me try the salt on the surface.
Well, for now...
It's all salt today.
It's light salt.
Light salt.
Yeah...
It's thick and...
Wow!
This is a potato chip!
A potato chip?
I'm sure of it!
That's what I thought!
I thought it wasn't a potato chip!
I felt it was thick.
Thick?
You said it was thick.
I'll try this one.
Kou-san also tried this one.
Sannika salt.
It's completely different.
It's different.
It's completely different.
It's completely different. I'm in danger now.
The one I ate is...
...potatoes...
...fritters...
...sannika salt...
...not at all!
Next, the potato chips limited to Shizuoka are also cleared without hesitation!
Yes.
Then...
Sometimes I eat this potato chips.
Calbee, right?
Yes. Calbee.
Calbee potato chips with a light salt taste.
I'll eat it.
Calbee...
It's similar to Buaz.
It can't be.
But compared to what you've eaten so far...
...it's thicker, right?
Yes.
It's a little...
It's solid, isn't it?
But compared to what you've always eaten...
Why did I meet you in a place like this?!
The potatoes were crazy, right?
Huh?
There's a lot in the back.
Why are you facing that way?
Your back is...
What is it?
What's wrong?
There are potatoes in it.
There are a lot of potatoes in it!
When I licked it...
Yes.
Compared to the potato chips I usually eat...
Wow!
It's surprisingly light in salt...
...but I thought it had a strong salt taste.
It's heavy on the nose, though.
That salt.
Wow! This is crazy!
It's salty and...
...the thickness is the same and...
...in the end...
...it's like a potato.
What is it?
Why are you facing that way?
Eat it!
It's in the back, isn't it?
Wow! It's here! It's here all of a sudden!
I was so happy when you told me you were going to do this.
You watch it a lot, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Can you save it for me? It's like a DVD.
I can save it for you now.
So far...
I know you're not excited even if you watch "Nikushin-gami."
I'm sorry. This is the last one.
It's not enough for you to eat it.
Wow! I'm sure my daughter will watch it today.
It's important for me.
Dad, I'll do it! I'll do it for real!
What I ate is...
Kalbi!
Potato chips!
Light salt flavor!
What is this?
I don't know what it is.
I really don't know what it is.
It's terrible.
This?
Don't hold girls like potatoes!
This is unfair!
It's like a daughter!
Ouch!
It's like a daughter!
Why did you get it so clearly only this time?
This is what you ate earlier.
Yes.
This one.
No, it's totally different.
No, it's exactly the same.
Amazing!
The third one is "hamada," which has five correct answers in "Kiki" series.
The ingredients are health food and potato chips.
Yama-chan and Endo said that salt is effective, right?
Yes.
I don't think it's effective.
Salt and salt powder are good for you.
It's good for me.
Everything is like that.
What is it?
As I said at the beginning, salt is effective, right?
Of course.
If there was consomme here, you would be completely crazy.
Let's look at the surface of the cat and see if it has salt on it.
I don't like potato chips.
If you look at me like this...
You're pretty close.
I feel sorry for you, potato chips.
I don't like it.
This is...
Soukensha.
It smells.
It's important.
I put it in.
I don't know at all.
Well, this is the first one.
This is the first one.
I thought you'd say it's totally different.
I don't know at all.
Well, everything is like that.
The salt is like this and like that.
Compared to before, the salt is a little strong.
Yeah.
But if you say it's like this, I can only say it's like that.
But if you say it's different, it's completely different.
What?!
At this corner, my ears are far away.
Yeah.
I can't hear you.
I don't know at all!
It doesn't matter!
Well, this is the first one.
That's right.
This thickness doesn't change at all.
It's all the same.
It's weird.
What is this?!
In a few years, I'll be doing this alone at home.
While saying "butsubutsu".
It's the same.
While saying "butsubutsu".
I don't know at all, but compared to before, the salt is stronger, so this is different, right?
The one I ate is "Soukensha" potato chips with light salt flavor.
You got it in one shot!
Are you serious?!
I was lucky when you said it.
I didn't know you'd get it right.
I thought you'd get it right.
Really?
You're kidding me!
Here it is!
It hurts, it hurts.
Your taste is...
compared to yours...
Yes, I know.
Your taste is... compared to yours...
What do you know?!
Eat it without anything!
Your taste is... compared to yours...
Eat it without anything!
Your taste is... compared to yours...
Are you serious?!
Next is Tanaka, who asked for apple juice for the first time in 9 years.
Tana-san, you'll eat it again, won't you?
I love it! I love potato chips!
Yes, but I like and eat a lot of calbee, so...
Other than that...
The next one is Yamayoshi's "Okinawa's Umami Salt Flavor".
Are you French?
Wow, it's crispy!
You eat it all?
You like it, don't you?
Yes, I eat it a lot.
How many bags do you eat a year?
I eat one bag a week.
That's quite a lot!
I've eaten hundreds of bags of it since I was a kid.
Really?
That's quite a lot!
So if you put it all in reverse, it becomes a standard.
I see.
I haven't eaten anything else...
No, let me see if I can find it...
"Tanimoto Shokai"...
They use olives.
Olive oil.
Yes!
No, it's olive! It's amazing!
Sugar olive!
I thought it was olive.
No, it's not!
It's not!
These are not "Tanimoto Shokai"'s olive potato chips!
Now you can be confident!
Shizuoka's potato chips!
No, texture!
I ate more crispy one!
I ate not "Tanimoto Shokai"'s potato chips!
Fukagawa Ayushi, let's do this!
Wait a minute!
You were playing alone just now, weren't you?
Yes, I was playing alone.
This is Aoyama Engei Genki.
Aoyama Engei Genki.
Right?
Wow!
I want to know if there is any other crispy food like this.
Well, if you usually eat it, you can eat it somehow.
It was crispy and dense.
And it was really crispy.
What I'm worried about is whether there is any other crispy food like this.
What do you mean by crispy?
I don't know!
I think it's all crispy.
That's possible.
I want to guess this.
What I ate was Fukagawa Ayushi's Hokkaido Potato Chips!
This is difficult!
I don't like it either!
It's difficult!
I don't like it either!
Shall I fry you in oil?
Yes, I got it.
I got it now.
I'm scared.
Excuse me!
Could you do it properly?
It's messed up!
He's doing Atengo!
It's messed up!
His pentagon is messed up!
One on each side!
This time, the four of them cleared the lowest level in the past!
Will they be able to make a show and get it right?!
Who wants an eye mask?!
Eye mask?!
I don't want one!
Not at all.
I'll keep an eye on you.
You won't eat it, will you?
Matsumoto's request is the same as Yamazaki's.
Koikeya's limited potato chips.
I see, I see.
Let me tell you something you haven't been interested in.
The chubby ones.
Wait, wait, wait. What's going on?
You're clearly dirty!
I get scratches too!
These chubby ones.
It's better for you to remember that these chubby ones don't work.
They do work.
Wow!
It's not salty at all!
It was like that when I first ate it.
Wait, I think I've eaten this before.
I've eaten this before!
Let's eat!
Thank you for the food!
I haven't eaten this before, and you're saying you've eaten it before.
It's probably around here.
I see.
Can I be honest with you?
I don't know anymore.
I'm the type of person who makes things up.
I didn't make it up.
I've crushed theories, rules, morals and ethics!
That's not true.
I've only eaten one of these three.
I've definitely eaten it before.
At the end of the day, it should be around here.
I'm really going to King.
Oh, that's it.
I'm really going to say it.
Without going.
Really?
Just eat it and say whether it's that or not.
I'll say this for now.
What?
Next door?
Next door.
You went next door.
You went next door right away.
I know. This is completely different.
I'm laughing and dancing.
It's completely different.
I don't want to eat the second one anymore!
The one I ate wasn't Koikeya Potato Chips Light Salt Flavored!
I'm a little scared of Honmaru.
This one...
Here I go.
I know!
It's hard!
It's not like this! It's not like this!
Ah! It's not like this! It's not like this!
I'm out of breath.
Let me out of breath.
It's completely different! I know!
The one I ate was Koikeya Potato Chips Light Salt Flavored!
Isn't that the one from earlier?
It's only in western Japan.
It's not only in western Japan!
Don't do that!
Take him away!
Don't use your head!
Don't do that!
Take him away!
Don't do that!
Why did you say that?
I'm sorry.
You're like a potato.
What? What did you say?
I forgot what you said.
I'll forget it.
I should have thought about that from the beginning.
Am I right?
Your voice is gone.
Bring me an eye mask.
Are you sure?
I'm serious.
Let's go.
I'll bring you an eye mask.
Hurry up.
I can't see you at all.
Hurry up.
It's not over yet.
I'm lonely.
It's not over yet.
Hurry up.