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In the first episode of "Useless Kid", Chiki- chiki, risk your life for this one bite!
The prize money is 100,000 yen!
Kiki Potato Chips!
It's the 29th episode!
It's the 29th!
Yes!
Even though we haven't done it before!
We haven't done it!
Last time we did it with Kiki Apple Juice, and Tanaka was correct.
Yes!
It's been nine years!
Wow, Tanaka!
It's been nine years!
It took me nine years!
This nosebleed...
Yes!
This nosebleed...
It's been nine years!
But today, Yamazaki-san is confident!
Really?
He is!
I really like potato chips!
You eat a lot!
I eat a lot!
To be honest...
I eat a lot!
But...
Out of 24 people, 6 people got it right, so 4 people are alone.
So if someone gets it right, it's someone else.
But it seems like it's all this.
What do you mean?
Stop it!
I don't know why I'm eating this.
Most kids eat this.
Really?!
That's not it!
What is this?
This can't be happening!
Kiki Potato Chips!
Out of 15 types, blindfold and guess the flavor!
If you get it right, you get 100,000 yen!
If you get it wrong, you get a harsh punishment!
The top batter is Yamazaki, who is proud of his confidence!
The menu is...
Koikeya's Potato Chips Light Salt Flavor.
Limited to Western Japan.
Have you ever eaten this before?
You always eat like that.
Hey, let me ask you this!
Is it a new potato?
Or is it a regular potato?
Let's eat!
Please!
You guys are the same!
I'll say it!
Please say it!
I eat this a lot!
To be honest...
Calbee or Koikeya...
These three!
Or!
These three!
These three are about 80%.
And...
This!
This, this and this!
This has increased!
This is something you can only buy at Famima!
The selection has increased!
No, it was fine at first!
Ah, like that...
That's right.
I'm nervous and my face is slippery.
I don't have a nose, right?
I'm sorry!
You guys are close!
I haven't said it yet!
You haven't said it yet!
I haven't said it yet!
Can I say it briefly?
What do you mean?
If you ate it, you have to say it.
Of course!
Yes, it's different from the smell!
The color is quite yellow.
It's completely different!
I ate...
...three or two potatoes!
I ate...
Guess!
Yes!
What's different?
First of all, the texture...
...smell...
...the texture of these fingers is different...
...the texture of the tongue is different...
...the taste of the tongue...
...the taste of the tongue is different...
...it's all different!
The five senses are all different!
It's that different?
It's different!
I've never eaten it before!
Try saying it!
My snack!
Wait a minute...
This is dangerous...
What is it?
What should we do?
Don't do it!
No matter what you do...
...the tempo...
...has been bad since our debut!
Even though the tempo is bad...
...they definitely stand out!
Amazing!
Two consecutive wins!
One more...
There's nothing we can do about it...
"King"... "King"...
These three...
These are "king"...
Out of these three...
...which one is it?
"King"?
Okay! Let's say "king"!
It's different!
First of all, the texture of the fingers is completely different!
Completely different!
It's all different...
The one I ate...
Light salt flavor...
Not limited to western Japan!
What's wrong with you?
You're lying!
You can't do that!
You're a man, you know?
This is bad.
Oh, here it comes!
I'm gonna hit you with this!
You're a bad player.
That was pretty good.
This is pretty good.
This is it!
You're lying!
You're a ugly man.
Is it over for me?
It's over.
Let me go home.
The viewers don't approve of you at all.
Let's try it.
Let me try the salt on the surface.
Well, it's all salt today.
It's light salt.
It's thick.
It's like a potato.
It was thick.
I'm gonna try this one.
Kou also tried this one.
Sannicasio.
It's totally different.
I'm sick of hearing it.
The one I ate was...
Free Tas...
Free Tas... Sannicasio.
Continuing on, the Shizuoka limited potato chips are also cleared without hesitation!
Yes.
If that's the case, I'll eat this potato chip once in a while.
It's calbee, right?
Yes. Calbee.
Calbee potato chips with a light saltiness. I'll eat this.
Calbee...
This is similar to Buasam, isn't it?
I wonder.
But compared to the ones you've eaten before, this one is thicker, isn't it?
Yes, that's right.
It's firmer, isn't it?
But compared to the ones you've always eaten...
Eh?! Did I meet you in a place like this?!
The potato was spinning.
It's really delicious.
Why are you looking that way?
Your back...
What's wrong?
There's potatoes in it.
There's a lot of potatoes in it!
When I licked it, compared to the potato chips I usually eat...
Wow!
Even though it's surprisingly light salt, I thought it was saltier.
There's a lot of salt on your nose.
Wow! This is crazy!
It's saltier and...
The thickness is the same and in the end...
What's with this potato feeling?
Why are you eating it like that?
Just eat it!
You're turning against me, aren't you?
Wow!
This is a little...
Wow! It came out of nowhere!
And today, when you said you were going to eat this, I was really happy.
You're watching it a lot, aren't you?
That's right.
Can you keep recording it like a DVD?
I'm watching it now.
Until now...
Even though I hate you, I know you're not that excited.
Sorry, this is the last one.
But it's not enough for me.
Wow, I'm sure my daughter will watch this.
It's important for me.
Dad, I'll do it! I'll do it for real!
I ate...
Kalbi!
Potato chips!
Light salt flavor!
I really don't know.
This is terrible.
Don't hold girls like potatoes!
This is not true.
My daughter will watch this!
Ouch!
My daughter will watch this!
Why did you get it right this time?
This is what I ate first.
This is what you ate first.
No, it's totally different.
No, it's the same.
Amazing!
The third answer is "hamada", which has five correct answers in the "Kiki" series.
The answer is "potato chips", which is treated as a health food.
Yama-chan and Endo said earlier that salt is quite effective, right?
Yes!
It doesn't seem like it's working.
Well, there's also phytonutrients like salt and salt water, but...
Phytonutrients are perfect!
It's all like that...
What is it?
It's all like that...
I've said it before, but isn't salt effective?
Of course! If there's phytonutrients in here, you're completely crazy!
Then we'll look at the label...
And say "oh, there's salt on this side", but it doesn't seem like it.
I hate "potato chips", if you look at me like that...
You're pretty close!
I feel sorry for "potato chips"!
Wow, wow, wow...
I hate it!
This one...
"salt and tea"...
It smells, doesn't it?
Here we go...
I can't tell at all...
Well, this is the first one.
It's the first one.
I thought you'd say it's totally different.
I can't tell at all.
Well, it's like that for all of them.
But if you compare the salt, it's like this.
If you compare it earlier, the salt is a little stronger.
But if you say it's like this, I can only say it's like that.
But if you say it's different, it's completely different.
What?!
Your ears are far away in that corner.
I can't hear you.
I can't tell at all!
It doesn't matter!
It's like that for all of them.
That's right.
The thickness doesn't change at all.
They're all the same.
It's disgusting.
Disgusting.
What is this?!
In a few years, I'll be doing this alone at home.
While saying "butsubutsu".
It's the same.
While saying "butsubutsu".
I don't know about this, but it has more salt than before, so it's different, right?
The one I ate isn't the "Soukensha" potato chips with light salt flavor!
You got it in one shot!
Eh, really?!
You were lucky when you went there!
I thought you'd get it right!
You're lying!
It's here!
It hurts, it hurts.
Your taste is...
...better than yours.
Yes, I know.
Your taste is better than mine.
What do you know?
Which one do you eat first?
Your taste is better than yours.
Which one do you eat first?
Seriously?
Next is Tanaka who asked for apple juice for the first time in 9 years.
Tana-san, you will eat it again, won't you?
I love apple chips.
I also like and eat a lot of Kalbi.
Other than that...
Next is Yamayoshi who asked for salt-flavored Okinawan food.
Are you French?
Wow, it's so crispy!
I'll eat it all.
You like it, don't you?
Yes, I eat it a lot.
How many bags do you eat a year?
I eat one bag a week.
I eat hundreds of bags of it since I was a kid.
Seriously?
You eat a lot.
If I eat all of it, it will become a standard.
Other than that...
I haven't eaten it yet...
Let me see if I can find something different.
Let me introduce it again.
I use olive oil.
I see.
No, it's olive oil.
It's amazing.
It's not olive oil.
I think it's olive oil.
No, it's not!
It's not!
What I ate is not the olive potato chips introduced by Tanimoto.
That's amazing.
Now you're confident.
It was amazing.
Wow, it's crispy.
Potato chips from Shizuoka.
Your nose is blue.
It's been about 20 years.
Why does it smell like that?
I want to do something that people don't do.
It's cool.
Is it a pose?
No, it's the texture.
I ate it more.
It was more crispy and fine.
What I ate is not Shizuoka's potato chips.
Fukagawa Ayushi, let's do this!
Wait a minute!
He's been acting all along.
This is Aoyama Engei Genki.
Aoyama Engei Genki.
Wow!
I want to know if there's anything else that's this crispy!
Well, if it's something you usually eat, it's probably there.
It's crispy and dense.
And it's really crispy.
What I'm worried about is if there's anything else that's this crispy!
I don't know!
I think it's all crispy.
I want to know!
I know!
What I ate was Fukagawa Ayushi's Hokkaido Potato Chips!
This is hard!
I don't like it either!
Do you want me to fry you in oil?
Yes, I understand.
I understand now.
I'm scared.
Hey!
Excuse me!
He's crazy!
His pentagon is crazy!
One on one!
Who wants an eye mask?
Eye mask?
I don't want it.
Not at all.
No, you have it.
I have it.
You can't eat it.
Matsumoto's request is the same as Yamazaki's.
Koikeya's limited potato chips.
I see, I see.
Let me tell you something you didn't care about.
The chubby one.
Wait, wait, wait. What's going on?
You are clearly dirty.
I get scratches too.
This chubby one.
It's better for you to remember this chubby one.
Wow!
It's not salty at all!
Wait, I think I've eaten this before.
I've eaten this before!
Let's move on.
Thank you for the food.
I've eaten this before.
I think it's around here.
Can I say something serious?
I don't know.
I'm the type of person who goes overboard.
I don't go overboard at all.
I've crushed theories, rules, morals and morals.
That's not true.
There's only one left.
I've definitely eaten this before.
I'm sure it's around here at the end.
I'm really going to go to King.
I'm really going to say it.
I'm not going.
Really?
Are you just going to eat it or not?
I'll say it for now.
What?
Next door.
Next door?
I went next door.
You went next door right away.
I know. This is completely different.
I'm laughing and dancing.
It's completely different.
I don't want to eat the second one anymore!
The one I ate wasn't koi kaya potato chips with light salt flavor!
Honmaru is a little scary.
Which one is it?
Here I go.
I know!
It's hard!
This one is different! This one is different!
Which one is it?
It's completely different! I know!
The one I ate wasn't koi kaya potato chips with light salt flavor!
It's only sold in western Japan.
It's not only sold in western Japan!
No way! No way!
No card! No card!
Stop it!
Come and tell me!
That's useless!
Stop it!
Come and tell me!
That's useless!
Stop it!
Why!?
Nutsuki...
You have a head like a potato.
What?
Show me.
Show me what?
I'll forget it.
From the last scene to this corner...
You have to think about it, too.
That's right.
He's going back to Yama-chan in the beginning.
Yes.
Is he thinking about it, too?
Yes.
That's right!
His voice is flying.
What?
His voice is flying.
Really, bring me an eye mask.
Wait a minute.
Is that okay?
Really, bring me an eye mask.
Don't say, "Wait a minute."
Let's go.
I'll give you an eye mask.
That's enough.
I'll do it with this.
Who brought it?
Hurry up.
I can't see it at all.
Hurry up.
Don't end it like this.
I'm really lonely.
I'm lonely.
That's all.
Don't go home.