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In the first episode of "Gaki no Tsukai Ara" we will be visiting the world famous comedian, Heipo- san!
This is Heipo-san's 30th anniversary of being called "the world's Heipo".
I'm not a comedian!
In the previous episode, it was said that your senses are deviating.
But they have always deviated.
Since you are such a Heipo-san, you have to return this deviation somehow.
Let's stay at a comedian's house!
Seriously?!
I would like you to know about your family too.
I see.
Are you going to die as an ordinary misetto?
A 56-year-old single man is staying at a comedian's house.
Heipo-san is staying at a comedian's house!
This time, the person who kindly accepted Heipo- san's stay at a comedian's house is Kaukau's Yamada Yoshi.
Like a great director, Heipo-san wrapped himself in a taxi and headed to Yoshi's house.
Again?!
There are people in such a messy place like this?!
What's wrong with you?!
I don't know what's right or wrong!
You're full of complaints!
Should I push it?
Yes, you should!
Excuse me!
I'm sorry! Why are you buying a dog?
Good morning, good morning!
I came to stay a little today.
Oh, yes.
I hate dogs!
I'm Kaho Imazaki. Nice to meet you.
I'm Heipo from "The World of Heipo".
The world of Heipo!
It's my first time staying in a place I've never been to before.
Thank you for having me.
From now on, he will monitor Heipo's condition with a camera installed at home.
Thank you for having me.
Please come in.
It's a nice house.
No, it's not.
It's small.
Do you have a wife?
She's out shopping right now.
The family of Kaho and Yoshi are a wife and two children of four families.
They will live together here until the next morning.
It's amazing.
It's like a normal house, but is it okay?
I'm sorry to say this, but is it okay?
Dogs!
You're right.
Is it okay?
It's like my house.
I'd like to see what you do.
What do you mean?
I'm sorry.
I'd like to see what you do.
Oh!
Oh, hello.
Oh, excuse me for disturbing you.
Oh, hello. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you. Oh, you are beautiful.
Oh, nice to meet you.
I'm Heipo. Nice to meet you.
Oh, hello. Nice to meet you.
I'm Mayone from Yome.
Oh, hello.
Oh, excuse me.
Miss! Man! Sorry, which one?
Huh?
I thought you were a girl.
I'm Sakuharu.
Sakuharu. Hello.
I'm Heipo.
Hello.
You are cute.
I'm glad you don't look like me.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
So you are young.
Oh, I'm 29 years old.
You are still in your twenties.
This is something unique for me.
It looks very fresh.
Do you like children?
It's a subtle place.
Subtle?
It's like a business.
If you're a little more famous, you'll be more popular.
That's right.
Oh, you look like you're having fun.
What are you talking about?
You're a financial banker.
Soccer... Well, well, children...
Do you want to play soccer with Mr. Heibo?
How do you play soccer?
Saku-chan, let's play soccer.
How do you do it?
Yes, Saku-chan.
Saku-chan.
Do you do it like this?
Oh, it's cold!
I'll put you in the bath.
Wow, that's amazing!
That's amazing!
I've been kicking back and forth since I was about four years old.
That's cute.
What is this?
Oh, this is a cat's food.
Oh, this is a cat's bathroom.
Are there cats in there, too?
I don't think there are many cats in there.
I think they'll come out eventually.
Is it fun to have a pet like that?
Are you not good at it?
I used to be a trimmer.
Oh, you're a trimmer.
What is a "trimmer"?
Is it okay for me to know?
I didn't know.
Is it a dog's trimmer?
Yes.
It's been a tough day.
It's hot!
Press "2" and jump.
- Welcome back. - Oh, hello.
- I'm Nikori Yamada. - Nice to meet you.
- Nikori-chan. - Nikori-chan.
- What? You don't say "Nikori"? - I'm a little nervous.
- You two look good together, Nikori-chan. - Now, Kaukau Yoshi's family is saved.
Hey, you two!
Will Heipo, surrounded by people she hates, be able to spend a day here?
Hey, you!
Now that the family is together, Heipo communicates with the children.
- But it's hard to find this movie. - Yeah.
- Oh, a cat. - A cat appeared.
- You scared me! - You scared me!
You scared me!
What's going on?
You scared me!
What's going on?
- There's a sticker. - A sticker?
I thought there were bugs or something.
You scared me!
- You like stickers. - I like stickers.
Come here.
Let's go closer and talk.
You're cute.
Are you crazy?!
Are you drunk?!
Hey, are you going to overcome your hatred of children?
Excuse me.
Can I smoke here?
- Well, it's forbidden... - No, you can't.
- Where should I smoke? Should I smoke in public? - Of course!
- Then I'll smoke in public. - No, you can't.
Be careful!
She ran away.
I'm with the police.
The staff's waiting room in the same building is where the police are stationed.
What's going on?
It's hard for me to be a child.
- You're just a kid. - I'm just a kid.
Not yet.
I'm getting tired of being a kid.
I'm just a kid.
I want to go home.
For now...
One night... is too long!
A normal kid's hatred doesn't heal so easily.
What are you doing? Go away!
I've been playing games more than watching TV.
I guess it's because I have a kid.
Oh, it's just right.
What's up?
We can eat now.
Have a seat.
On the table...
There are 20,000 home-cooked dishes made by his wife.
Why don't you drink it?
You're a kid.
Why don't you drink it?
Let's eat!
Have you eaten yet?
Not yet.
Let's eat together.
Let's eat!
I haven't eaten at all.
How about you, Kinpira-bobo?
Oh, yes!
You're a student, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
I haven't eaten at all.
Yoshi-san, I'm sorry, but...
Yes?
I can't eat at a place with pets.
Your hands?
No, not at all.
Wait a minute.
I'll buy you a drink.
Oh, yes.
I'll buy you a drink.
Yoshi-san!
I won't eat at all!
I wonder why.
What?
I wonder why.
What are you going to do with that ice?
It's a cake.
I can't eat at a place with pets.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no, no.
Wait a minute.
He turned off the staff and went to where he would appear.
I can't think of anything.
Don't eat ramen somewhere else.
Don't eat anything.
Let's eat.
I can't eat ramen anywhere else.
I love it!
Hei-bou refused to eat at Yoshi's house with pets.
No, no, no
No, I won't open it
They don't sleep at all
At 7.30 pm
Hei-bou, who was full of cup noodles, returns to his room.
I'll talk to you later
I'm so annoyed
I feel sorry for you
I feel really sorry for you
Go and clean up your room
I'm so annoyed
Hei-bou, you can go into the bath first
I'll make you a hot drink
Hei-bou enters the bath
It's so hot
It's hot
It's not hot
It's Mark
It's smaller than I thought.
Take a shower!
You're alone.
You're alone. You can do it by yourself.
This is different.
I'm not kidding.
It's overflowing.
Stop it!
Oh!
What happened? Did you get in?
It's hot! Are you OK?
It's OK. You can get in.
It's hot! Is it hot?
Can you take off your clothes?
Oh, it's hot!
Oh! What's up?
It's hot! It's hot!
It's hot!
Are you OK?
No, I'm fine!
My neck is...
Take your time.
I'm sorry.
It was hot, wasn't it?
What are you talking about?
Are you okay, Saku-chan?
Do you want me to put this in?
No, no, no.
Oh, this is the material.
Do you want me to put it in later?
Saku-chan, can you wash it for me?
Yes, can you wash it for me?
Please wash it for me.
Saku-chan, you can do it like this.
Saku-chan's mark looks big.
Look.
Huh?
It's big.
How is it?
Is it okay?
It's just right now. Is it okay?
It was hot, wasn't it?
If you wash it like this, won't it break?
You can't let it break. You can't let it escape.
You can't let it escape like this.
Wash it thoroughly.
Okay.
Do you want me to do it?
Do it.
Do you want me to do it?
Oh, I just dropped it.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry. I'm the worst, aren't I?
You're wet, too.
That's right.
Close your eyes.
You're wet, too.
That's right.
Good job.
It's funny.
You're funny.
It's funny.
You're funny.
You're saying "shade your head."
You're funny.
No, I'm not.
You're funny.
You said "shade your head," and your face is covered with sweat.
You're funny.
Your funny face is funny.
You're funny.
Saku-chan cried twice.
But this led to a change in Saku-chan's mind.
It's good.
But you quit it, Asa.
Was it because of the way I shaved my head?
I took a shower.
I did it from above, but...
You did it from above.
Face, face.
The good couple went out, leaving three people behind.
I'm worried.
Mom and Dad went to get a blanket.
To get a blanket?
There's a bath here.
There should be a bath here.
It's cold here.
Be careful.
I'm alone again.
Is it good?
Is it Heppo's?
Maybe.
Which one is Heppo's blanket?
I don't know. Mom and Dad went to get it.
Do you know Ekebi?
I know Ekebi.
I missed you.
This is amazing.
You're getting along well.
It's good.
It's cold. I want to drink it.
It's cold. Here you are.
It's music.
Why do you show me this?
Everyone.
Happy
birthday!
♪ happy, happy, happy, happy!
(Laugh)
You're still cute, cute, cute.
♪ Happy, happy, happy, happy!
The flat beam narrowed the distance with the children.
You're not supposed to go there!
No, good, listen, okay?
(Dog barking)
(Dog barking) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
It's coming this way!
(Dog barking)
I feel like I have a flu.
Sorry, I feel like it!
Goodnight...
Yes, goodnight.
Sleep peacefully.
For the children, it's bedtime.
Yoshi-san, can we see you for a moment?
Yes.
What are you doing?
It's no good. I've become cute, but in many ways.
No, but it's good, it's good.
Yes, it's good.
You've become human.
I don't like it at all.
11 pm.
Hei-pou, who returned to his room without a care in the world,
Before he knew it...
What's up?
Can I touch you?
Who are you touching?
He's overcome his hatred of pets.
That's great.
It's a perfect pass, 10 points.
And while his wife is preparing Hei-pou's bed...
It's only been a few years, but I don't know anymore.
I know how much it is, but...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You're cute.
Are you used to it now?
You've really gotten used to it.
I'm sorry, thank you very much.
Good night.
Look, you want to come here, to the bed?
Seriously?
Can I rub you against the bed?
Of course.
Together?
Look, you're trying to come here.
Oh, you're right.
That's great.
Do you want me to hold you?
Yes, please.
Okay, let's sleep.
You're human, aren't you?
It's coming in.
It wasn't a "no"
I'm going to sleep here.
Is it coming up now?
Wow, it's crazy.
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
It's energetic.
It's really sticking to me.
It's cute.
What? It's not cute.
It's disgusting.
When you wake up, you're surrounded by dogs and you're lying in bed.
Huh? Huh? What's wrong?
Hyaku-chan, you're up?
You're early.
What time are you going to kindergarten? Do you know?
You don't know?
Before they say goodbye, they have a special time together.
I'm not in the bath.
You were in it yesterday.
I wasn't in it.
You were in it with me and Heppo.
Yeah.
You said it was hot, didn't you?
His overflowing smile is like his father's expression.
It's only a little while until they say goodbye.
I'm sorry I couldn't eat it.
He couldn't eat it.
Then why is he okay today?
How is he okay?
He said he was okay.
He's cute.
His eating style.
He's cute.
Ibon-san, you'll go home after breakfast, too, won't you?
I know.
You know? Is it okay?
Come back tomorrow, Kyon.
Is it okay for me to come back tomorrow?
They're all like this.
At last, at that moment...
Oh, you're going to school with that?
No, I'm not going.
Then, what about Chuu and Ryu?
I'm going.
Then, welcome back, Chuu and Ryu.
Chuu and Ryu?
That's right!
Welcome back!
That's right!
I was surprised.
You too, Saki-chan.
She's a really good girl.
Thank you so much.
I'm about to cry. I'm sorry.
Thank you so much.
Bye-bye.
Your teeth are painful.
Bye-bye.
Take care of yourself.
That's all for now.
I didn't think it would be this painful.
Children are cute.
I want a lot of children.
To be honest, I didn't like children that much.
But I want someone to make me a child.
Why?