AISubs v3.5
Driver Mamechi
Last time we did it in September
We did 100 laps
The time was ...
We didn't do much
We split it into 2 hours
We split it into 2 hours but ...
We did 50 laps
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It doesn't matter if we do 100 laps
But Irie san is a little ...
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We will do it until it's over
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It's over once we finish here
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Let's go
One step, two steps
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Why is it like this?
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The course is a winding highway.
It doesn't end until 50 cars come out.
A tough challenge has opened the curtain.
To be honest, I think I said it quite a lot last time.
That's right.
Yes, yes, yes.
You did 100, didn't you?
Yes, I did 100.
I don't know much about it.
I think it's about half of it.
Oh, Tadakawa.
"Zebra".
It says "zebra" here.
"Shimauma".
Um...
OK, first try.
Can I say it in one go?
Um... "shimauma".
It's black and white stripes, isn't it?
Yes.
But...
If you look at the skin...
If you buy it at Paragan...
It's grey.
It looks scary.
Black and white are mixed together and become grey.
Yes, it becomes grey.
"Zebra" is a mask of "giant baba", isn't it?
What?
That's right.
What? It wasn't?
"Zebra" was wearing a mask of "giant baba".
That's right, isn't it?
What? "giant baba"?
That's right.
Mask...
Maskman?
Maskman's mask.
Was "zebra" there at that time?
Yes.
What? That's...
What?
No, really...
That's right.
What? "giant baba" was there at that time?
Is it in the manga?
Either way is fine, isn't it?
Either way...
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
"giant baba" is half and half between manga and reality,
so I understand that.
Let's end it at this pace and go to Shinjuku.
Let's go to the next one.
The members who cut off the co-start...
Will they proceed smoothly like this?
Umm...
Among these members...
- Is there anyone who is large-sized? - Yes! - Yes!
- Oh, there are so many of you! - It's large - sized. - Three of us are large-sized.
- Endo, what size do you want to be when you are reborn? - Oh, me?
- I haven't really thought about it, but I'll go with "A". - You're kidding me, Endo!
- There must be a lot of you! - What size do you want to be when you are reborn?
- Most people say large-sized. - Yes.
No way!
- I'm telling you, it's not here. - Oh!
- I was surprised when you said it. - It's one - third.
- It's a lie, isn't it? - Really?
Damn it!
I was Yamada Goroh.
- Well... - Yes.
- There is a guardrail, isn't it? - Yes.
- I've been there many times. - Yes.
It costs about one meter.
- Price? - What?
- The price of a guardrail? - One meter is one million yen.
- I can't believe it. - One meter?
- It's really cheap. - Isn't it about 100,000 yen?
- Yes, it is. - Well, it depends on the item.
- The guardrail you see costs about 8,000 yen. - Is it that cheap?
- It's cheap! - Yes.
- What? - Is it like this?
- Really? - Yes, it is.
- But... - This one?
- The guardrail on the highway costs about 80,000 yen. - Yes.
- No, it costs about 40,000 yen. - That's important.
- So you think it's 8,000 yen? - I don't know about the guardrail on the highway.
- Don't say it! - I said it.
- I said it just now. - It's more...
- Is it expensive? - It's more expensive than a normal one.
- Look!
- The National Diet moved to a different area. - Really?
- They moved? - It's not Osaka, it's Hiroshima.
- Yes! - What?
- It's like a tree.
- What's wrong? - It's been crushed a few times.
- It's been crushed... - It's like a fake bomb.
- Maybe. - I'm starting to cry.
- Are you ready? - Yeah.
- There's a white flag. - Yeah, there is.
- There's a white flag. - There is.
- Now we can say it's a white flag but... - Yeah.
- The first one to do it was the red flag. - I see.
- Yeah. - Why is it a white flag?
- No, I don't know. - It's still green there.
- It's still green there.
- Everyone must say it's a green flag but... - But...
- I don't know. - You all are just reacting poorly.
- Is it really? - Wow!
- That's good. - That's good.
There were seven of them, but none of them stood out.
It was like "the red one stands out", wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
At first.
But it turned out that it shouldn't stand out, didn't it?
I see.
This is just my opinion, though.
But it's in good condition.
- Vacation. - Oh, I see.
Increasing the number of tickets, the car finally heads for Koshu Kaido.
- This Koshu Kaido is really messed up. - It's messed up, isn't it?
- It's messed up. - Oh, there's golf. - Oh, golf. Golf, you know...
- Golf is something I don't play with myself. - Golf, you know...
- You know that golf ball? - Yes, yes.
- It's called "dimple" and it has a lot of holes in it. - Oh, yes, yes.
It used to be smooth.
If you hit it a lot and practiced a lot, it would be worn out.
- Yes, yes. - At one point...
It was worn out and there were bumps and it was dented.
- It seems that people noticed that it was getting away. - Yes, yes.
That's where you start using that "dimple" thing.
- Oh, I see. - The ball became like that because you dared to hit it and it got away.
- Oh, I see. - Oh, I see.
- I didn't know that. - I didn't know that either.
- I was curious about it. - Hahaha.
- I didn't know that. - Oh, I see.
It used to be smooth at first.
- It's said that the gold business is an expensive swing. - Yes, yes.
- It's over. - What?
- That's... - Hahaha.
- That's funny. - Hahaha.
Apologize to the gold business!
Hit it!
It's an expensive swing!
- Hahaha. - Hahaha.
40 minutes from the start.
The car is in front of Shinjuku Station.
- There's a "manbou". - A manbou?
- A manbou. - A manbou.
- It seems like there's something. - A manbou.
Among animals, the one that lays the most eggs is a manbou.
- Hahaha. - Huh?!
- Oh, really?
- It's said that it lays 300 million eggs. - Huh?!
- It's said that it lays 300 million eggs. - It's 300 million manbou!
- Hahaha.
- It's not just "manbou". - It's not just "manbou".
It's true.
- There's a sign saying "docomo" now. - Yes.
It seems like...
It seems like there's no more "meruado" anymore.
- Huh?! - It seems like...
- Oh, I see. - It seems like there's no more "meruado" anymore.
- I see. - Yeah.
- I'll think about it. - Hahaha.
- Mazusu thinks a lot. - Hahaha.
- I also think a lot about it. - I've become like that.
- I don't know how to say it. - How about you, Ko - san?
- It's "lumine". - Oh, it's "lumine".
- Oh, "lumine". - Hmm.
- Lumine... You guys say "lumine" sometimes, don't you? - Yeah.
- There's something about it, isn't there?
- You said "yeah" completely. - Hahaha.
- I sincerely reply to my seniors' words with "yeah". - Yeah.
- Since we're in Shinjuku, there are a lot of buildings, so can I go to a building? - Fukutoshi!
- Yeah. - You can go to a building.
- How many meters is the boundary between a skyscraper and a super skyscraper? - Oh, I don't know.
- It's 60 meters. When it exceeds 60 meters, it becomes a sign called "super skyscraper".
- And when it exceeds 60 meters, you have to turn on the airplane's lamp. - Oh, I know that one.
- It's a proof that it's over 60 meters. - Oh...
- And it seems that Tokyo Disneyland's Cinderella Castle turned it into 59 meters because they absolutely didn't want to turn it on. - Oh...
- I'm sorry, but I couldn't hear "pimonpimon". - Hahaha.
- I couldn't hear whether it was correct or not. - Hahaha.
- Your "ha" is too loud. - Hahaha.
- I was shocked! - Hahaha.
- This is a famous line, isn't it? - Oh...
- I heard it. - Oh...
- I heard it, so I said "oh", and you got mad at me. - Hahaha.
- I was just interested in you. - I couldn't hear it.
- It's about Matsumoto-san's email address. - Yeah.
- It seems like there are more patterns. - Hahaha.
- Den den den... - Hahaha.
- You're drunk and you're angry. - I know! I know! I know!
- Sasazuka... - Sasazuka...
- Oh, that bowling ball! - Yes.
- You saw it, didn't you? - Yes, the pin.
Recently, on bowling programs and TV shows, people line up next to the lane.
- I came up with that idea. - What do you mean?
- That direction. In the past, you couldn't see people on bowling programs. - That's right.
I came up with the idea of putting a flag on a bowling lane and having people sit next to it.
- I'll believe you. - You're lying!
- I'm not lying!
- You're lying! - I'm sure Shingi has looked into it once or twice in the past.
- I see. - In the past.
And the result is...
All right, all right. The 24th one.
- Yes, it was in Heihei. - Yes, that's right.
Sukiya's beef bowl.
- Sukiya's beef bowl. - Sukiya's beef bowl.
It's something only I know about.
I broke up with Chiaki on December 24, 2007.
We officially divorced on Christmas Eve.
I was eating beef bowl there while crying.
- It's not "foo". - Why is it "foo"?
- It's "foo". - Why is it "foo"?
- It's true. - Don't say that.
- That's right. - Don't say that.
- Why is it "foo"? - Why is it "foo"?
And "sukiya" still sounds like "miren" (Japanese word for "love")
- It's "sukiya". - It's "sukiya".
We crossed "kanpachi".
- We crossed "kanpachi". - We crossed "kanpachi".
- It feels like we've come a long way.
- Pigeon! - Pigeon!
- We moved. - We moved.
- If you catch a pigeon and turn it upside down... - Yeah.
- You don't know what to do and it stays frozen. - What is that?
- If you turn it upside down, you can't catch it. - Yeah, you can't catch it.
- You don't know what to do and it stays frozen. - Wow!
- Really? - Yeah.
- I see. - You don't know what to do.
- It's like magic. - Yeah, yeah.
- I see, I see. - It's like magic.
- I see, I see. - You can't use it like magic.
- It's the bird with the fastest flying speed. - I see.
- It's 200km/h. - Wow!
- It's 100 million times faster than a dog's nose. - 100 million times?!
- It's not 100 million times. - You can't walk like that!
- It's not 100 million times! - Stop it!
As you can see, we don't know much about birds.
But we do know a lot about Yamazaki.
Yamazaki's food is thin.
Is there a karaoke?
Karaoke...
Arai Chu-san...
I know him.
It's just...
Entertainment news.
I thought it was karaoke box, but it's a machine.
It was shocking.
That was shocking.
Rabbit.
Look, there's a rabbit there.
Rabbit.
There's a lot of them.
Rabbits...
If you leave them alone or don't take care of them, they'll die of loneliness.
But that's a lie.
Rabbits are animals that live alone.
Rabbits don't cry.
Rabbits don't cry, so they're waiting in silence.
That's why they make their owners feel lonely.
I see.
Humans just think like that.
You used to have rabbits in your house, didn't you?
I didn't.
Carrots?
Of course not!
Carrots...
I bought it about six years ago and gave it to a genius TV kid.
My wife got rabbits allergies.
Oh, really?
I just came out, so I'll tell you a secret.
My wife and I started hip-hop recently.
What?
Why is that?
What?
Why is that?
We started hip-hop.
Are you going to learn it?
I'm going to learn it.
You have 10 more to go.
10 more!?
But you are pretty good at it.
You are getting closer.
Isn't that your favorite baseball stadium?
It's not a baseball stadium.
Isn't it a soccer stadium?
Soccer.
I just remembered that in soccer...
When you score three points, you get a hat-trip.
A hat-trip?
To see where it's coming from.
In the past...
Cricket?
When you were playing baseball,
you'd hold it up and hit it.
At the time,
for a pitcher who had three outs in a row,
it was a long time ago,
they gave out expensive hats as presents.
They called it a hat-trip.
It spread to soccer as well.
If you scored three points, you got a hat-trip.
A hat-trip?
Yes.
If you won a golf tournament...
What tournament was it?
The green jacket...
Why did you wear a green jacket?
Why did I do that?
Masters...
Green... Amateurs...
It's green, so...
I'm sorry.
No, it's fine.
I'm sorry for doing something really bad.
It's fine.
Can you stop me for a second?
It's fine. It's fine.
I'm sorry for doing something really bad.
It's fine. It's fine.
At first I was like, "Huh?"
But now I'm fine.
Is this a middle road?
Yes, it's a middle road.
Horses can ride on uneven roads.
Horses.
It's a light car.
Is that so?
It's a light car.
Seven more to go.
Can you drive on the highway?
You don't have to say it like that.
It's over with the light car.
I couldn't do it.
So I changed it.
Kyoga K!
Two hours from the start.
Six more to go.
Excuse me, there was a Nissan earlier.
Yes, there was a Nissan.
Do you know the Demon Lord Sully?
Yes, I know Sully-chan.
It was originally Demon Lord Sunny.
What?!
When they decided to make it an anime,
Nissan registered it as Sunny.
They couldn't do it anymore.
So they changed it to Sully.
What?!
Wow!
It was Sunny.
Yes, it was Sunny.
I'm a little thirsty.
Oh, there's Ukon tea.
Yes.
Oh, there's Ukon.
Yes.
You know how people finish their day with Ukon and finish their day with tea?
Yes.
I heard that if you finish your day with alcohol, it doesn't mean anything.
What?!
Do you want me to stop you?
End.
Can I lie down for a second?
Are you sure?
I don't believe you.
Are you sure?!
I don't believe you.
What's going on?
I don't believe you.
Am I dead?
Sanrio.
Do you know why it became Sanrio?
Yes.
Sanrio's head office is in Yamanashi.
And, Yamanashi King.
The king of Yamanashi.
Yamanashi King Sanrio.
Yes.
That's what people say.
That's cool!
I see.
What?!
Am I dead?
Am I dead?!
No way!
What?!
That's cool.
You said it.
I'm glad you said it.
You said it.
I've heard of it before.
It's different.
Sanrio has come all the way to Puroland.
Sanrio of Yamanashi.
There are four more.
An ant.
An ant is...
20% of work ants.
Do you know?
Tanagai is our company.
Do you know?
An ant...
The weight of ants all over the world...
is the same as the weight of people all over the world.
- Really? - That's what people say.
- That's amazing. - How is that possible?
- That's amazing! - It's the same as the weight of people all over the world.
- No way! - That's what people say.
If you know such amazing things, why didn't you tell me about it before?
- It's unfair if you don't say anything. - Is that so?
That felt good. It was a match with me.
You shouldn't say that.
But you know what I'm trying to say, right?
If you hit a man 20 times, he'll hit you back like this.
If you eliminate lazy people, you'll end up being lazy 20 times, right?
- That's right. - I think everyone knows about that.
Two more 50-minute road trips to go!
- There's a lot of stuff. - There's nothing here.
What?
- There's something. - There's something.
- Baseball. - Baseball.
- In baseball... - Yes?
- The 7th attack is called "lucky 7", right? - Yes.
- Do you know why? - I don't know.
- Baseball started in America. - Yes.
At the time of the 7th attack...
If a major player hits you with a chance...
- It's like a normal fly. - Yes, yes.
Ah, I can't score anymore.
- I got really scared. - Yes.
I got into the stand in the wind and became home run.
- And I won. - Yes.
And after that 7th attack...
- It's called "lucky 7". - Wow!
- Is that so?
Yes, yes. I remember now.
- It's the last one. - It's the last one!
- Wow! - It's good!
Connor and Shogeki's blind date ends here!
The west is...
Wow, what's coming from here? It's like Okinawa.
It's nothing!
In the end, they look for suitable themes.
And...
Humans are humans.
I see, humans.
Same animals, of course.
How about this? Humans.
In the same animal, mammals...
Only humans can breathe with their mouths.
- Dogs and cats? - Flowers.
It's a certain body temperature adjustment.
Only humans can breathe from their noses and mouths.
Yeah!
We did it!
- I can talk now. - White bears and bears?
- Yes, they're all flowers. - Why white bears?
- Bears are fine, right? - Is it that bad?
- You're not angry yet? - I'm not angry.
"Is it that bad?" You said it twice today.
- That's right. - "Is it that bad?"
Is it that bad?
Salt-Free White Party!
This year's salt-free is...
Don't Laugh, Spy!
Let's go look for Hamada figures together!