AISubs v3.5
In the 2nd episode of "Gaki no Chikai Yaara"
Chiki Chiki Combo Competition Entertainer Quiz Grand Prix
Today's participants are these members!
Thank you for coming!
Now, let's have our special guest appear!
The two of you from Downtown!
Thank you for having me!
So, how are you doing?
Well...
We were talking for about 4 hours in the dressing room.
4 hours?!
Well...
We were having a lot of fun!
It's not about winning or not.
We were talking about how we should get along, have fun and stay healthy.
Stay healthy.
That's right. It's important.
Yes.
Now!
We're going to have you do a quiz using this panel.
Here it is!
Oh, I see!
For each combination, you will choose a panel in order and answer the quiz.
For example, if Kokoriko answers "mysterious gun",
only Kokoriko will have the right to answer.
Oh, I see!
So we're the only ones who don't know, right?
That's right!
For the combination with the highest score...
It's Kokoriko!
Yes!
Sound pack "A journey of five days" will be given away!
Yes!
Now, let's get started!
Yes!
Mukbang!
Let's go. First, please choose a question from the Downtown team.
Then, let's say Yoshimoto's 30.
Yes, understood. Yes, Yoshimoto's 30.
Question. What did Lieutenant Hazama accomplish in about two years?
Is it 30?
Only Downtown can answer this question.
Earth Marathon.
Yes!
This can't be helped.
It depends on how you do it.
Next, Kokoriko!
What about the time?
It hasn't even started yet.
Did you get it?
I didn't get it.
I just said Earth Marathon.
Let's go, Kokoriko!
Yoshimoto's 20.
Yoshimoto's 30.
All of you got it right!
Good job!
Yoshimoto's not fast-paced.
Yoshimoto's 20 wasn't fast-paced.
I don't know why 30 wasn't fast-paced.
Next, a question!
Question.
What do you say when you say "irasshai" in rakugo?
What is it?
Katsura's "sanshissho"!
Correct!
Isn't this a little strange?
In the end, everyone already knows the answer.
Kokoriko, Jikajo, and Futo all know the answer.
In the end, it's only about speed.
That's "hayaoshi".
I don't like "sanshissho" against the answer.
This is not about "shisho" or anything like that, it's not about "sanshissho" or anything like that, it's not even about "sanshissho"
I'm going to have to say it as an answer.
When I heard "shisho", I thought about it for a second.
What did you think?
When I saw "sanshissho" in the room, I thought about whether I wanted to be called "shisho" one by one.
When I thought about "shisho", I thought about whether it was a good idea.
Can you give us points for that?
Hmm, I need to think about it.
No, no, we'll give you points for that.
Points are fine. We'll give you points for that.
Then, let's go!
Mayor and Mayor!
"Nazo Nazo no Ju"!
Question.
"The top is a flood, and the bottom is a big bite," what is it?
What is it?
I want to know!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I want to know!
It's a question for the Mayor and Mayor.
Only the Mayor and Mayor can answer it.
Please say it!
I thought the flood started from there.
No, it's not that the flood starts from there.
It's only when you turn around and say "flood quiz".
It's hard to understand!
I've explained it!
You're bad at this. It's hard to understand.
I've explained it. Please, please, answer it!
One, two...
Bath!
I don't know what you're saying.
What do you mean? "The top is a flood, and the bottom is a big bite"?
It's the same, but there's water, and you pour bath water from below.
You boil it, and it's hard.
The top is a flood, and the bottom is a big bite.
If it's "the top is a flood," it's the other way around.
If you don't know it, just say it.
You're a pervert.
"The top is a flood," "the bottom is a big bite," you got it right!
You're a pervert!
Next up is Downtown!
What does "game" mean?
Well, I don't know what's hidden...
You don't know what's hidden, do you?
Drinks? Drinks you drink at a bar?
No, I don't drink cocktails at a bar.
Then, "game" means...
"Game" means...
What's inside the box?
It's a game!
Don't look away!
Ah, okay, I'll look.
Matsumoto-san, look at it.
Matsumoto-san don't look.
Don't you look this way?
So, Hamada-san will do it now.
Well, I'll do it but...
Wait, wait, wait...
You can't look here.
Hama... but...
Is it okay for you to pick one there?
- Can't you see? - No.
Then you can't do it.
- Can't you do it? - No.
- Can't you touch and guess? - No.
- But... - Can't you see?
- It's not good to see. - Show me.
- Can't you do it? - No.
- That's the problem. - That's the problem.
- Can't you touch and guess? - No.
- But Hamada... - He's not good at it.
I can't do it. If you know what's inside, you can do it.
- You can't see it. - You can't see it.
- It's dangerous. - No points.
- Can you do it? - I'll do it.
- What? - I'll do it for you.
- Not you, Matsumoto. - What?
- I'm scared. - I'm scared.
- Here it is. - I'm scared.
- Be careful. - It's a joke.
- I'm scared. - I'm scared.
- What? - I don't know...
Maybe it's a gold medal?
Gold medalist?
I don't feel like it.
You don't feel it but you know it?
It's creepy.
I'm sorry but I think I know it.
I don't know why it's a gold medalist but
maybe it's a gold medalist?
Alright!
I did it!
Wow!
Alright, I got it.
I'm sorry it's creepy but I think I know it.
Wow, that's amazing!
It's not like Hamada-san is going to answer Matsumoto-san?
No, no, no.
Matsumoto-san said Hamada-san saw it before.
He said he saw it before.
That's not possible.
I'm sorry but I didn't see it.
I'm 100% sure Hamada-san didn't see it!
I'm 100% sure.
I definitely didn't see it!
Did you see it?
No, I didn't.
You saw it?
Hamada-san saw it and told me about it!
Of course I know about it!
Then why am I so happy about it?!
I really did see it!
Hamada-san wouldn't say something like that!
He raised me and raised me like this.
Don't say it!
If you say it, we can't do anything!
We'll just be dishonest people!
I saw it when it came out of the box.
Do you still see it now?
The color and stuff.
I don't see it now.
It's fine now!
Then it's fine!
Thank you!
Please go back!
The footballer has arrived!
Then, can you go a little higher?
Are you going to aim at me?
Can you aim at me a little higher?
I'm sorry!
Let's go!
I'll attack you!
No!
I'm playing a game!
Ouch, ouch, ouch! I'm sorry!
What's wrong?
I'm sorry!
Wait a minute! Is it over?
Just now...
What's wrong, Endo?
Just now, Hama-san...
I feel like I've been stabbed.
You've been stabbed?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Are you okay?
Hama-san...
Are you okay?
He said you stepped on his foot.
No...
No, it was a shock.
There's no way you'd do that.
No, I think so, but...
Tanaka did it, didn't he?
No, Tanaka didn't do it, did he?
No, I didn't do it.
Then you didn't do it, did you?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
I didn't do it!
Huh?
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry for stopping you.
Are you ready?
Next is...
"Nervous Weakness"!
Draw a pair of 10 kinds of fruit cards!
For now...
Let's go!
This is a special talent.
Right?
I see, I see!
Wow!
It didn't come out!
I'll go with this one!
Wow!
This is bad!
It didn't come out!
This one...
and this one.
Okay!
Next up is...
The short one!
Hang on!
Wait! Hang on!
What are you doing?
I found it!
You can get whatever you like!
I can get anything I like!
Anything you like!
I...
I like everything!
I like oranges, so I got this one.
I like oranges and cherries, so I got this one.
This is not cheap.
I like this one the most.
I like this one a lot!
I've only eaten this one.
It's not expensive!
If you put the same "a" together, you can get it.
Don't be serious.
We got it because we like it!
We really like it!
We really like it more than you think!
We have to do it properly.
Can you put it back?
Let's do it properly.
Is it "iwao"?
"Iwao"?
It can't be helped.
It's okay.
Next up is "futomodawawa".
He pulls "mascato" and "pears"!
It came off!
- Then... - Let me do it.
Oh, sorry.
- Oh! - Ah!
- No, no, no. - Wait a minute.
- Wait a minute.
- It's the headmaster's turn now. - Now...
- The headmaster... - The rules...
- You didn't know? - The rules are now!
- No, you knew, didn't you? - I knew.
- Because the rules were there before. - Yes.
- I think you don't know now. - I think you don't know now.
- But... Wait a minute. - Wait a minute.
- No, no, no. - You're whispering.
- You remember this earlier, don't you? - Yes.
- What did you put on the stomach? - By chance, on the stomach...
- By chance. - I put it here...
- You put it here. - I put it here. - You put it here.
- No, Machimochi didn't put it there.
- It's okay. - Okay, then.
- As per the rules, it's okay. - Yes.
- It was there before. - It was there before.
- Yes, headmaster! - I'm sorry.
- Can you stop doing this? - I don't know.
- Even if you're whispering.
- Hahaha!
- In the end...
- There are still more moments left. - Let's go!
- Let's go!
- Headmaster Dantan, please!
- Is "mystery, mystery" okay? - Yes, "mystery, mystery" is good.
- Then... Let's talk about the score.
- 50!
- Wow!
- Question. What is a number 9's least favorite animal?
- Oh, what could it be?
- 9's least favorite animal...
- Kuiya!
- I did it!
- Kuiya! Kuiya!
- Kuiya, what is it? - I don't know, but it's an animal called kuiya, right?
- I don't know. - The correct answer is skunk.
- It's an animal you hate, right? It's kuiya.
- Do you know what it means? - I know what it means.
- It's an animal you hate, kuiya. - I don't know, but it's an animal called kuiya, right?
- I don't know, but it's an animal you hate, kuiya.
- It's an animal you hate!
- Give me half of it. - I don't have it.
- It has a tail, too! - It has a tail, too.
- It's an animal you hate, right? - I don't know.
- I don't know, but it's an animal you hate, kuiya.
- I don't know. - I'll give you 50 coins.
- You didn't say it at all. - I didn't say it.
- You didn't say it at all. - The only one who said it was me, so it's 30 coins.
- I'll say one more thing. - Yes.
- I can hardly see the mysterious 50 coins from me.
- Among them, the answer I thought hard about not knowing the question is kuiya.
- I can't see it. - I can't see it at all from me.
- But I did it without saying anything about it. It's kuiya. It's an animal.
- You didn't say it. - I didn't say it.
- It's divided into two parts, whether to give 30 coins or not.
It's not divided into two parts, whether to give 30 coins or not.
We won't give you points!
So you won't give us points for a long time?
No, we won't give you points if you get it right.
Let's go from here!
He agreed!
Let's go!
Yoshimoto's 40!
Question!
If you're in the same group as Kibushi Ishikawa, what is the reason for your independence so far?
Idiot!
Yes!
We won't give you points!
We won't!
Sakata-san is not an idiot.
Of course I know!
I don't want to be in the same group as him, but Sakata-shou is not an idiot at all.
I know he's not an idiot.
I watch Sakata-shou a lot of times.
What do you mean?
Do you think Sakata-shou is an idiot?
No, I don't think so.
But as a character, I think Sakata-shou is an idiot.
Who do you think Sakata-shou is an idiot?
No one!
Let's look at the question.
What do you think Sakata-shou is an idiot?
That's all we have.
Is there anyone else besides Sakata-shou?
Sakata-shou is bald.
That's what you're getting angry about.
But I don't think Sakata-shou is an idiot.
That's what you're getting angry about.
But who do you think Sakata-shou is bald?
What do you think?
Of course he is.
Does he have a beard or not?
Beard or not.
Either way, he has a beard.
Look at me.
Everyone.
People who think I'm stupid.
Not a single one of them.
Do you know why?
About four years ago, Sakata-shou came up to me and said, "Macchan, I'm done with black powder."
I wonder if he said that.
I haven't been told that I have a beard.
I haven't been told that either.
But I haven't been told that.
I don't have a theme song.
A theme song.
Give me 10 points while I'm giving you questions.
I can't do that.
I noticed you have a beard, so give me 10 points.
Did you notice me?
Everyone noticed you.
I did notice you.
Really?
Do your best!
Give me 30 points while I'm giving you questions.
Question.
Elevator rail.
That's fast!
Downtown-san, go ahead!
I didn't hear you.
I didn't hear you, but you were in the middle of the question.
Let me hear it properly.
I didn't hear you, but you were in the middle of the question.
Let me hear it properly.
Can you?
I only heard you halfway through, so I don't know yet.
Can you say "boo" one more time?
No, no, no.
You don't have the right to answer.
I heard that for the first time!
I told you to hurry up!
If you hurry up, you don't have the right to answer.
You only said "elevator" and didn't say anything else.
I'm up here!
On the show.
You're up there?
Sometimes I'm pushed down, because I'm up there.
Then can I say something?
Sure!
White bear!
That's not it.
What did you say?
Elevator.
Then let's continue with the question!
Question.
We asked 100 people who have an elevator.
Animals you want as pets.
1st place is dog.
2nd place is cat.
3rd place is...
I got it!
Rabbit!
That's not it!
Dunder-san!
Can you say it with rhythm?
Go ahead, Dunder-san!
You're pushing me down!
Dunder-san!
Can you say it with rhythm?
Time over! Time over!
Time over!
You're annoying!
Water type.
What?
Live!
Self-made!
Hamster!
What?
I don't know!
Another one!
Go ahead!
Land type.
Answer properly and get it!
Yes!
Turtle!
What?
Turtle!
No, no, no! I pressed it!
Time over!
I pressed it!
The answer is...
tropical fish!
Disgusting!
It's water type!
It's water type and land type, but it's not all of them.
If you say water type wrongly, I'll completely remove water type from my head!
No, it's not like that.
Water type... You didn't say it, right?
I didn't say it at all.
No, you said something like "too bad".
You said "too bad".
You said it when you were wrong.
No, no, that's wrong.
This will be the last question!
The last question!
100 points!
Yes!
100 points for everyone!
Animal type!
Yes!
You have a chance!
Question.
What is in a camel's anklet, which is essential for moving in the desert?
Go ahead, Chikan-cho!
Water!
Downtimer!
Go ahead!
It's like an essence, right?
Next one, next one, next one!
Here we go!
- You can do it! - You can do it!
- Okay! - Fat!
- Hey! - Time's up!
- The winner is... - Wait, wait, wait!
- What? - "Fat" ends with "no".
There's a lot of things, and at the very end, "fat" ends with "no".
- Let's do rock-paper-scissors. - Rock-paper - scissors? - Rock-paper-scissors.
- What kind of rock-paper-scissors? - Rock-paper - scissors of winning and losing.
- With who? - With you.
- Eh? With whom? - Eh? With whom?
- Then Hamada and Tanaka. - Eh?
- Hamada and Tanaka? - Yeah. - Eh? - Rock-paper - scissors?
Let's do it. Let's do rock-paper-scissors just for once.
Well, you know, you lose and you lose.
Yeah, you lose and you lose.
It's not going to happen at all. Not at all.
- You can't have anything to do with it. - Let's play!
Rock-paper-scissors...
- Okay! - Rock-paper-scissors...
- I don't think it was bad. - Alright! - Alright!
Let's go for the end!
- You know, it's just for fun, right? - Let's go for the end!
Rock-paper-scissors!
- Okay! - Alright!
Congratulations!
Wait! Wait!
Hamada and Endo's combination is still...
It's still there.
It's just for fun.
Rock, paper, scissors!
So...
Congratulations!
The winner is...
Cocorico and Hawaii!
Congratulations!
Thank you very much!
Congratulations!
What are you doing?
What are you saying?