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Good evening, everyone.
I have sad news for you today.
Hosei Yamasaki, who has been working hard since the second episode of "User of My Instrument", will graduate.
There's a saying about "wolf boy", but I'm not sure if the viewers agree with me.
On the other hand, I really want to see Yamasaki do it.
Matsumoto-san, we don't know what you're talking about.
I'm sure there's a reason why he's not moving.
I'd like to hear it as soon as possible.
Yes, I understand.
I'm so excited!
Please welcome, Hosei Yamasaki!
Can you sit down?
Sure.
It's expensive.
Size.
First of all, we'd like to talk about why we graduate.
There are many reasons for that.
Actually...
The regular of Nico Nico Douga is about to be decided in spring?
Is it just around the corner?
So it's a very important time and you can't do much bad things on TV?
No, it's not like...
Even if you do Nico Nico Douga, you can still draw, right?
Does everyone know?
Downtown is doing an advertisement?
You know about it, right?
Advertisement?
Did you get it?
I didn't say "advertisement"...
Oh, you're talking about what you're doing now?
Yes, that's right.
And...
Am I really not participating?
Well, I don't know why you'd quit drawing or anything like that.
I've said it before, but...
My contact with Mr. Yanaoka is getting more and more intense.
Mr. Yanaoka and Mr. Takahashi talk a lot, but...
Even if we come up with a lot of ideas, I can only hear my bad words right now.
Mr. Takahashi and I have a lot in common.
Even though we were so close...
Isn't that something you can talk about and come up with a solution for?
We'll cooperate.
That's right.
We can come up with a solution.
What is "the real thing"?
Like a building or something...
That's enough.
"The real thing" is...
Not knowing what to do...
Now?
Maybe.
Then leave it.
You don't have to quit.
Hosei Yamazaki, 43 years old.
He's been on the show since "Gaki no Sky"'s first episode.
Since then, 22 years.
Hosei has been on the show with Nobe for 1,046 times.
Even after graduation, we want to remember the famous scenes of "Gaki no Sky" members.
The first is a famous scene of Mr. Tanaka.
It's Tanaka! Everyone, gather!
Mr. Hamada gets angry at Mr. Tanaka's rough progress.
It's a prank show.
The kid is the winner!
The winner?
No, I'm the winner!
Why are you the winner?
Is it okay for me to be the winner?
Is it okay?
Even if you cut me off, I don't like it.
I'm a little scared now.
Are you serious?
Yes, yes.
Then I'm a little scared.
What do you mean you're serious?!
I'm sorry.
Stop it! Stop it!
The studio went berserk.
Mr. Tanaka panicked.
A man cried.
And...
You're lying!
Next up...
Rendou's famous scene.
It was when Hosei-kun was 38 years old.
It was when each of us had a plan to give a speech based on the theme of health.
Rendou-san, who wished for a speech on the theme of summer heat, will not be forgotten.
Due to the fact that he didn't study well when he was a student and only played baseball, his stupidity has fallen.
It gets hotter and hotter in the summer heat.
I see.
It gets hotter and hotter. When it gets hotter...
Do you get sick of it?
I didn't think of it at all!
At that time, everyone's food becomes difficult to eat.
At that time...
I see.
We stored yellowtail raw fish or...
Poison!
Rendou!
What kind of code is that?!
Next up is Matsumoto-san's famous scene.
Hosei-kun had a hard time paying his house loan and couldn't work anymore.
Hosei-kun paid his house loan and provided four of them with songs.
Among them, Matsumoto-san's favorite song is the song he wrote for him.
It's a cover song of a TV show.
Next is Hamada-san's famous scene.
It was shortly after Hosei-kun joined the show.
Hamada-san, who lost to Matsumoto-san, decides to skydive from an altitude of 4,000 meters.
And Hamada-san faces his first and last moment of his life in a super precious video.
The feeling of going down.
I'm about to cry.
I couldn't breathe at first.
Will he be able to land safely with both feet?
Landing is the problem!
Oh no!
Hamada-san landed safely from an altitude of 4,000 meters.
People started to pay attention to his reaction.
I can't express it in words.
Thank you very much.
After this, the one word that remains in our hearts is...
I'm moved.
From Hamada-san's words, I can't believe how moved I am.
I will never forget it.
You devoted most of your life as an entertainer to playing an instrument, and you ran through 22 years without even blinking an eye.
Today you will graduate, but the number of emotions you gave will remain in your memory forever.
Goodbye and thank you for your memories.
You've been through a lot, haven't you?
Yes, I have.
Now, on behalf of the female staff, we would like Ms. Obigane to say goodbye.
It's a light bulb!
This is for you.
Thank you!
Are you all right?
Let's say goodbye, too.
Let's start with Kokoriko.
Thank you for your hard work, Mr. Yamazaki.
Thank you for your hard work, too.
You taught me nothing.
I'm a little mad at you, to be honest with you.
I hope you don't scold your juniors and parents too much.
I first met you, Mr. Zaki, in May 1992.
And now, for 19 years...
(coughing)
Thank you for your hard work.
I heard from our program that your license is growing.
I think it's just the right time.
Thank you for your hard work.
(coughing)
Well...
I've been thinking about the memories of "Yabaki- to" and our program.
But I can't remember anything.
I couldn't remember anything last year.
I couldn't remember anything this year, January.
I couldn't remember anything in February.
I thought I couldn't remember anything even though March is not over yet.
(coughing)
I'll have to ask Sagane to do his best from next week.
Who do you think will be surrounded by such a full bouquet of flowers?
The memories of being a kid's servant are spreading in my heart.
I've been working hard since I started up.
I've put out a lot of projects, too.
Did you all see last year?
Last year's New Year's Day was interesting, too.
Kokoriko-san said a lot of things like "thank you for your hard work."
I was happy.
Huh?
Where's Raises' little sister?
Little sister!
Inomoto? Isn't it Inomoto?
Inomoto is over there.
Yes, he's there.
Why did you go away? Tell me!
They don't get along that well.
Hahaha!
You scared me!
Iwamoto-kun isn't here!
Hahaha!
He's there.
Where is he?
He's Inomoto, but they get along well.
I don't want it anymore!
I don't want it!
I don't want it anymore!
No! No! No!
Kousai-san!
Take him away! Take him away!
I'll do it again!
Someone! Someone!
Matsumoto-san, you're not welcome here today!
Yamase-san, you're not welcome here!
I don't want to!
I said I wouldn't do it!
You said it so strongly!
I said it so strongly!
You don't usually say it like that.
What will you do for me?
What are you saying?
Who said it?!
I don't want you to hit me in the head!
It's really bad!
What?
It's really bad!
You're saying it's really bad, right?
It hurts! Someone kicked me!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
You kicked me first.
It's hard. It's hard.
Let's get up and do it.
What's wrong?
I can't breathe.
I don't want to quit.
I don't know what's going on.
It's not good than "Really?"
It's not fun.
I thought it might not be fun.
It was a very unpleasant recording.
Wait! Wait! Wait!
I won't quit! I won't quit!
I won't quit!
This is bad!
If we don't hurry up, Miss Hunnigan will find us!
We have to finish cleaning up!
Hey, Hunnigan!
Miss Hunnigan!
Unfortunately, my ears are hell ears!
Stop talking nonsense and quit being a kid's servant!
I will never quit being a kid's servant!
You are not a kid's servant!
Get out of here!
This is useless!
His voice comes out a lot.
It's a little long, isn't it?
I think it's that song.
I wonder if the reason is missing.
What is it?
It's definitely long.
Viewers!
Were you surprised?
I asked Miss Hunnigan and Downtown again and watched the 11th prank!
I will never quit being a kid's servant!
When the morning comes, tomorrow will have good things
Tomorrow, tomorrow
On lonely and lonely days, I sing with all my heart
When the morning comes, tomorrow
Even the traces of my tears will disappear
Tomorrow, tomorrow
I will never quit being a kid's servant!
I will never quit!
Not even rubber!
I will never quit!
I will never quit being a kid's servant!
I will never quit!
I will never quit being a kid's servant!
I will never!
Not even rubber!
I will never quit!
It's been going on for a while
It's been a long time
He's cutting off his stamina
His stamina is too low
He's breathing up
Is it another 2 step pattern?
It used to be one step
I don't know who's making it 2 step
It's been like that for a while
I don't know when it started
But it's been a long time
I don't know if viewers know this, but it's been an hour, hasn't it?
It's been an hour.
It's really been an hour.
I'm not done yet!
Gyo Gyo Gyo!
Why is he the main character?
I found a fish called "Kunimasu" that was said to have been exterminated in Tasawa in Akita Prefecture!
I'll show you in person today!
Gyo Gyo Gyo!
How bold of you to do that
Kunimasu
It's "Kunimasu"
I'm scared
I'm scared, I'm scared
This has nothing to do with "Yamazaki Yamehen"
I won't stop
I'll keep doing interesting things
I won't give up
I'm telling you I won't stop!
I'm asking you for your continued support!
- Here it comes. - Oh, it's coming this way.
- It's underwater, but... - Yes, yes.
- I think it's a little different for us on land. - Yes, yes.
Go home!
What? No way!
- We got instructions to go home. - What?!
Go home!
Seriously, go home. I'm sorry.
Then say it out loud!
Go home.
Ladies and gentlemen...
There's a lot of information about you, Tanaka- san.
What is it?
You look happy and it's really good.
What do you mean?
You have a Twitter account, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I also have a Twitter account.
Sometimes you tweet me.
When I see you three, I'm happy.
Or you tweet me.
I don't do that.
You do, you do.
There's a lot of things going on.
It's a long time ago, though.
I really thought you were stupid.
But recently I heard your stupid episode.
You often say "forent" in your apartment.
The room is empty, I'll lend it to you.
I thought you said "forent" because of your apartment name.
I was surprised when you said that.
I thought you said "forent" and "something" a lot.
I didn't know you were in a relationship with someone like that.
I was surprised recently.
You have Wi-Fi, don't you?
I don't know much about it.
I don't know much about it either, but I called you "wifi" until three days ago.
You weren't interested in studying or anything like that, were you?
My dad used to say that.
If you don't have a pencil, you don't have a bat.
Do you read books?
Keigo and Matsumoto and Kousei often talk about various things in the dressing room.
You don't go in there, do you?
I don't read that much.
Do you read books?
I don't read at all.
You should read more books.
I read other things.
What do you read?
I don't know how to do it or anything like that.
Eno, you're such an idiot, aren't you?