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In the first episode of "Useless Kid", Chiki- chiki, put your life in this one bite and win 100,000 yen!
Kiki apple juice!
Last time, while I was resting...
Yes, you did it once.
I did it once with Kiki.
When I wasn't there...
I guessed it right.
Yes, you guessed it right.
Let me do it.
Why?!
What do you mean?!
This life of yours isn't useless or anything like that.
The staff told me...
It's not useless or anything like that!
It's really not useless or anything like that!
This is the 28th episode of "Kiki Series"!
It's been a while for me.
No, it's been a while for you.
You haven't guessed it right since "Yakiniku no tare" in 2005.
Wow, Tanaka, you're terrible!
It's already 2002 for Tanaka!
Let's drink it in 10 years.
Really?!
Let's drink it in 10 years.
Let's drink it upside down for 10 years.
I like it different!
The smell is completely different!
Kiki apple juice!
Out of the 15 kinds, guess the taste by blindfold!
If you guess it right, you'll win 100,000 yen!
If you guess it wrong, you'll be punished severely!
That's fine! Bring it over!
The top batter is Hamada, who was suspected of getting it right last time.
The product for Hamada is Welch's Apple 100, a brand that's been around for 140 years.
The lighting is not good.
It's kind of light.
There's a better one.
It's good, but...
It's not light in taste...
It's good, but...
I've never had a bottle like this before!
I'll try drinking it.
You've never had a bottle like this before?
Posman's apple juice.
First contact is...
- Very important. - Very important.
It's a little thick.
This is different, right?
It was a little thinner. This is thick.
The one I drank wasn't Posman's apple juice!
- Oh, that's fast. - That's fast.
It's not a drop of hope!
With his quick judgment, Hamada cleared all three in a row without any hesitation!
- Alright! - But...
It was different, wasn't it?
Ah, I'm tired.
This is always tiring.
- Tiring? - It's always tiring. I'm tired of this!
- You haven't tried it that much yet! - That much?
- You haven't tried it that much yet! - I've tried it and I know it!
No matter what I drink, it's the same!
- That's right. - That's right.
- Apple's cheek. - Apple's cheek.
Apple's cheek.
It's thick.
No, it wasn't this thick.
Wait, can I drink this too?
- No, you can't. - No, you can't.
It's the same as love. If you don't deal with this, you can't move on.
Synchronization is bad.
No, it's not this thick.
What I drank was not an apple!
Please, I'm begging you.
I don't know!
You don't know even though you don't have it?
I don't have it.
Then, if it's like this, it's Melchi.
Melchi.
He's insisting on it again.
That's right, I just said "tsutsu".
Huh?
It's close.
Yeah.
Wait a minute.
Ah, it's tiring, it's really tiring.
It's not that tiring!
I don't think it's that tiring!
Wow, it's so sweet until the end.
It's close.
It should have been smoother!
Wow, it's erotic.
Wow, what should I do?
Should I have said it?
The sweetness of the sun is a little different!
He's having a lot of fun.
It's good, it's good.
The sweetness is different.
It's tiring, it's tiring.
Hey, I'm glad you're having fun.
I'm having a lot of fun.
The one I drank is not Melchi Apple 100!
It's here!
Will it work?
X is coming.
What's this?
Bokekasu! Bingo Gorilla!
What?
Bingo Gorilla?
Wow, it's pretty cheap.
That's how you start?!
It's here! It's here! It's here!
Wait!
Oho!
Ohohohohoho! This is it! This is it!
What's this?!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
What's happening?
My back hurts! My back hurts!
What's happening?
It's here! It's here!
Ohohohohoho!
It's here! It's here! It's here!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
The second one is for Tanaka, who's been aiming for the correct answer for about ten years.
Will the X-Day be an apple garden sold by Aomori's Gold Farm?
Or will it be a famous change of Ajion?
How is it?
It doesn't have a strong smell.
It might be an easy-to-drink apple juice.
There's no such thing.
I drank all of it.
You drank the hardest one.
Even in Tanaka, there are two terrible ones.
That's right.
It's 1,200 yen.
You attend it every time, don't you?
I attend it every time.
This is the most expensive one, 1,800 yen.
I'd like you to drink this golden apple juice first.
It's not like that.
It's not like that!
It's not like that for everything!
Then it's not like that.
It's not like that for everything!
Maybe you're right!
You attend it every time, don't you?
It's not like that!
The one I drank is not golden apple juice!
I see, the difference is...
Wait a minute, what's the difference?
Yes, yes, what's the difference?
The color is different, right?
Is this one darker?
When you drink it, the speed is different, right?
It's your drinking speed.
It's definitely your speed.
It's totally your speed.
It's different, right?
It's your drinking speed.
Yes...
It was totally a sigh.
The one I drank is...
He's so focused that it makes you sigh.
Tanaka claims that he can clearly see the difference.
4 consecutive wins in a row!
Yes!
The tempo is getting faster.
It is.
The tempo is not getting faster at all.
It's not getting faster at all.
If it's getting faster, it's because of editing.
And then...
Earlier, Hamada-san...
Hamada?
Earlier, Hamada-san...
No, you can't say that.
You can't say that.
You said it wrong.
You can't say that.
It's different, right?
It's refreshing.
It's different.
It didn't taste like this.
You said it's different, but you all took it off.
However, this time, Tanaka was different from usual.
Depending on his smell, taste and throat, he got more correct answers.
Amazing!
7 consecutive wins in a row!
Yes!
3 more to go!
Today is different!
It's coming!
You said it.
Let's go with hope.
It's one third.
It's my first time eating takoyaki.
It's my first time.
The smell is very similar.
It was close.
But the taste is similar.
The taste is similar, too.
But I can't speak.
It's like slurping.
Persuasion level zero.
It's similar, but it's not.
What I drank is not a drop of hope.
Yes!
Which one is it?
He drank it more than 30 minutes ago.
That's right.
How much do you remember it?
It was a little more refreshing.
I feel like it.
Tanaka-san, will you come forward?
Yes.
I have no choice but to come forward.
I feel like it was a little more refreshing.
I know that.
I know how you feel.
Well, it's either one of them.
How many times do you use it?
That's all I have.
Weapon.
It's similar, but...
It was refreshing.
Say something!
It doesn't work.
How many years have you been saying that?
Really...
Wrong!
This is wrong.
The one I think is correct is this one.
You didn't drink it, did you?
I didn't drink it, but...
Please bring it forward.
I will bring it forward.
The one I drank is...
apple cider vinegar!
Bravo bravo
It's been a while since I saw this
Congratulations
Thank you
I didn't think you'd make me do it here
Make you do it?
I'll do it!
I haven't done it in 10 years
The next challenger is Endo, who hasn't gotten it right for 3 years
His challenge to Endo is the Apple 100% doll
Will it be a continuous success?
Drink it up, Endo!
But...
I see
I'll drink it up and do it on my tongue
But I don't know if it'll work
That's serious
When it went through my throat...
It was surprisingly good
It didn't go in
It's all gone
That feeling
Golden apple juice, 1800 yen
I'll take this
Go! One for 5 seconds
As expected, it's expensive
That's right
Wow, amazing
That's right
I'm so full
Are you crazy?
That's right
I didn't drink golden apple juice!
That's right
That's right, amazing
That feeling
Damn it! If I did this, it wouldn't be funny!
That's right!
Welch apple juice, 100 yen
What's the order?
You should know
Even if it's Welch apple juice, it's expensive
That's right
That's good
That's amazing
When I saw it and thought it wasn't right, it was like hell
It was different, but it didn't go in
It was like hell!
Judo pom-pom, 840 yen
I'll take this
That's a good price
The smell...
Is it different now?
The smell is completely different
The smell is completely different!
It's completely different!
It's completely different
The one I drank is not judo pom-pom!
This is...
A new character
Thank you!
Finally, Endo wakes up!
The smell is completely different
The smell is different!
The smell is completely different!
I drank it so much!
With a vacuum cleaner-like suction power, he drinks it all at once!
The correct answer is piled up!
It doesn't go in anymore!
He can't drink anymore than today!
However!
Endo's drinking pace doesn't look mature at all!
He wants to drink everything one by one!
His face when he's scared...
His face when he drinks...
He leaves four in no time!
That's a good pace!
He leaves four in no time!
Can I have some water?
You're still drinking?
After drinking water, Endo is completely out of the limiter!
And he clears in a row!
So far he's drunk 13 times, he wants to drink it all!
He only has two left!
Wow!
Well done, Endo!
Let's go get some water!
This is important!
As expected of a kind senpai!
Which one is it?
You've left so much out of the limiter!
But it's decided!
Seizo!
Let's go!
Get out of here!
Alright!
I'll drink it all!
One liter, 210 yen.
Let's go!
He said "tapon"!
Excuse me.
I don't think this is it.
The one I drank was...
Sujata Fruits Fest Apple!
(laugh)
(crash)
(laugh)
What have you done for a year?
Hey, stand up!
Are you OK?
Wait to stall!
Stall!
Not stall!
I don't know anything.
Wow, I'm scared.
Ouch!
It was a goal.
I'm hungry.
What have I done?
Bad rabbit!
The next challenger is Yamazaki, who has made miracles many times in "Kiki" series.
It's a J.A. Aoren, "Drop of Hope", which is very popular in Aomori.
Wow!
It's very sweet!
Really?
Wait a minute!
I'm sick of it.
(laugh)
I'm sick of it.
I'll go first.
It's totally different.
It's different.
It's totally different!
It's 120% different!
I'll kill you!
What have I drunk?
It's not Welch!
Wow!
It's not funny at all!
What have I drunk?
It's not apple cider!
What's with this funny comedian?
He's grinning.
I'm going for apple cider vinegar.
It's not apple cider.
What?
Really?
I knew you'd notice.
I'm not laughing at you at all!
Not at all!
Oh, wait a minute.
You met her?
I met her for the first time.
This is crazy!
I'm counting on you!
It's not funny at all.
I want it to end soon.
I want it to end soon!
That's what you wanted me to say, right?
I want it to end soon!
I'm going!
I won't take it anymore.
I can't do it anymore.
He's messing with you.
This is terrible.
He's messing with you.
The one I drank...
...was apple cider vinegar!
It can't be. Are you kidding me?
It's coming.
Calm down! You fucking comedian!
Fucking comedian.
That looks painful.
It's painful.
Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
It's coming.
It's coming. It's coming.
It's coming. It's coming. It's coming.
I think he was angry too.
I thought it would hurt.
Let's decide!
The last one is Matsumoto.
Since he was on leave last time, it will be a challenge for the first time in about a year.
His shoes are the same as Endo's, dole apple one hundred percent.
I don't think it's a good idea.
It's the best approach we've ever had.
It's the best.
Sour and weak.
This is the key point.
It's okay.
I see.
It's the best.
Well, I'd like to read more about it.
It's the last one.
Who decided it?
It's Hamayanen, isn't it?
That's what I was told.
It's Hamayanen, isn't it?
It's the first time for me.
Let's decide it together.
I don't know where to start.
Anything is fine.
It's okay.
Anyway, I'll cut it from above.
It's very sticky.
I know what you mean.
I know what you mean!
Oh, you know what I mean!
The sourness is a little too strong.
Compared to the one I drank.
The one I drank is...
Welch's!
Here it is.
As I thought, it's really sour.
It's not like it's cloudy or anything.
Sourness.
Can I say it loud and clear?
Go ahead.
It's not like it!
The one I drank is not tropical!
Can I say it loud and clear?
He stopped.
He said he'd say it loud and clear.
Can you really do it the same way?
I see.
This is new.
This is it!
I see.
I took it off but it was still visible.
It's totally different!
If you do this, you can clearly remember those memories.
I see.
Can I do this?
Can you do it?
Yes, I can do it.
I see.
You can do it.
What I drank is not Doll Apple 100!
Before you use it...
I have a bad feeling about this.
I'm surprised.
That senpai has a bad feeling about this.
Are you going to throw away your hair tie?!
He's really angry.
He's going to get in trouble.
Come here!
Ouch!
It hurts!
I'm sweating!
It's Doll.
It's Doll!
I don't know anything about this.
I thought I'd be busy from now on.