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"Gaki no Tsukai" special "Shichi Henge"!
In a situation where you can't slip and you can't get out of it, this project asks for the evolution of entertainers in real life!
The entertainers who will challenge this time are...
"Gaki no Tsukai" special "Chiki Chiki"!
"Wild bomb" "Kawashima" "Shichi Henge"!
The 34th challenger... or rather the victim... I don't know...
This time... "Wild bomb"
Wild bomb is said to be an entertainer.
Although the grams are different, it is said that both of them are doing it.
Now, let's go! Here is today's star!
Nice to meet you.
Both of you are...
One hour course and 30 minutes course...
30 minutes course...
You're not separated, are you?
Are you more and more confident?
I'm full of confidence.
Really? Aren't you nervous?
I'm not nervous.
But I'm sure...
Oh, I got it.
It's like this.
But in terms of real life...
In terms of real life...
Yes, yes.
In terms of real life...
You look like Takasu.
And you're rich.
Are you rich, Takasu?
You're the lowest Takasu in the world.
I'm sorry, Takasu.
Are you having fun?
Look at him.
Takasu is not here.
Really?
Do you have a replacement?
He's not a wild boar.
He's a young man.
Shall we kill Takasu?
Minori, I love you.
I love you.
If you love me, let's play a game.
I love you.
If he's taken, it's the end.
If I'm not in love, it's okay.
What's this?
It says you don't love me.
It's here.
I love you!
As a person,
I respect you.
I love you!
Nishikawa
Harawata of fish
How dare you!
(Singing)
Fish's belly fat
Gets me up
Fish's bitterness
Gets me up
Fish's belly fat
It's a little scary.
It's scary.
It's flying all the way over here.
Hey, let me out of here.
He laughed.
He laughed?
It was a little scary.
I see.
Why does he like school uniforms so much?
It's usually terrible.
What is that?
I don't know.
It's always like that.
I know.
Every time I think about it, I have it in front of me.
I'm afraid it's going to fly all the way over here.
That's right.
It's like now.
Yamada, let's go.
Let's go.
Kanbui-san came back, too.
He's been running for about three years now.
No, no, no.
He runs 50km a day.
Kanbui-san ran 50km for about two years and came back.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Let's record it.
Hello?
Hey, you.
Yeah.
Huh?
Yeah.
Huh?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
That's enough.
I thought it was going to fly all the way over here.
I want to re-form, too.
Spiders.
Machaki, you should be the one to promote it.
It's like Mushu.
It's not like Mushu at all.
We don't need Jin.
He's just licking it.
He's just licking the music.
Did you see that hidden movie?
That Indy Jones parody.
None of it was funny.
It was.
Yeah.
He's fired.
Let's do it ourselves.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're right. But Jun is fine.
Huh?
What? Jun?
Is he near me?
Is he coming right in front of the door?
Oh, no! I'm going to do it!
Yeah, wait for me!
Hey, tell Jun to wait for me!
Give it to Jun!
Give it to Jun, you bastard!
Jun!
Jun, you bastard!
Hey!
I did it by Jun's ear.
What are you doing?
Go home!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared all the time!
I'm scared!
Hey!
I'm scared all the time!
I'm scared of you!
Ochi did it by Jun's ear.
I did it by Jun's ear!
What's going on?
It's over.
Yes, it's over.
It's over.
What happened in the previous episode?
When you couldn't laugh.
Yes, I couldn't laugh.
What happened to her?
It's a family thing.
You love her, don't you?
I haven't heard from her since then.
Of course, I haven't heard from her either.
I love her to the camera.
If you do it now, you'll get fired next week.
No, it's not like that.
Mr. Yamada, you rubbed it too much.
This is just the beginning.
You're good.
It's a nice day today.
I think we should go out on a day like this.
All right.
Shall we invite Mr. Gen next door and go out?
Mr. Gen!
What's up with you, Kuni-san?
You came all of a sudden.
If you had money, you wouldn't be like this.
I don't have much money.
The weather is really nice today.
I thought we could go somewhere together.
No, no!
You have to take your wife and kids and go to your relatives.
I see.
If you say so.
Okay, I'll go.
By myself.
I'll go touring on my bike.
Put on your helmet.
Hold the handle tightly.
Come on! Let's go!
Ten o'clock in the morning, a little past, I'm alone in the stable.
I don't have any plans for today yet,
but I'll take my time and shampoo today.
I wish there were no beautiful girls like you anywhere.
Three o'clock in the afternoon, I was walking in the usual city without any plans.
I said goodbye to my face, my friends and my chance.
I looked out of the window and...
Oh, no! It's an accident!
I can't believe it's an accident!
Do you think I'll die and go back to earth?
No, it can't be! I'm bigger than earth!
I'm bigger than earth! Yes, me too!
Space! Space! Space!
[Today's prank]
♪ A little past 10 in the morning ♪
♪ I'm alone in the restaurant ♪
♪ I haven't decided on anything yet ♪
Makino!
Put in Suriwara!
[Today's prank]
♪ A little past 10 in the morning ♪
If I have a chance to talk with him in private,
I'd like to know what you were thinking while you were riding your bike.
I had a good time.
You had a good time, but...
I'd like to know what you were thinking at that time.
Sorry for bothering you.
You're late!
Self-reflection! Self-reflection!
You did it! You paid off your debt!
You're young and drunk, but you're fine!
That's right!
That's right! That's right!
That's right!
I thought you might sell it, so I brought it back for you.
What's this?
Oh, you have a towel.
What's this?
Don't go home without your favorite flower.
That's right!
You have a big flower, don't you?
Yeah.
That's right!
What?
You have a lot of goods.
Oh, you have a towel again.
What's this?
Oh, it's vegetables!
You made a face with vegetables.
You made an ear with shiitake mushrooms.
Look at this.
What's this?
Is it a Korean carrot?
What's this?
Did you make it in German?
Huh?
Oh, it's a sticker.
What's this?
No...
No shu...
What do you call this?
No...
Shu...
Oh, it's brain hemorrhage.
Oh, Daisuke-san collapsed due to brain hemorrhage.
What are you throwing away in commemoration of it?
You're throwing away your brain hemorrhage in commemoration of it.
I, Chicharo, will hold the hippo's head.
I've never seen anything like it.
Huh?
Oh, this is good.
On the hippo's skin...
I'll put it on the hippo's skin.
Oh, I might be able to wear it again.
Oh, you printed the back too.
Oh, you printed the brain hemorrhage too.
Who will wear it in commemoration of it?
Brain hemorrhage, brain hemorrhage...
You're crazy.
Huh?
There are many.
Oh, this is that.
Happine? Daisuke's attack.
Oh, this is good. It's popular and good.
Oh, you printed the back too.
Oh, you printed the brain hemorrhage too.
Wow, you printed a really cool dragon.
It's so different all of a sudden.
I've never seen a hippo like this before.
You're kidding me.
You're crazy.
Oh, you don't need this.
No one will wear it.
I'll give you this.
Here you go.
You're crazy.
Huh? Not even one will sell?
No way. Not even one will sell.
Huh? Really?
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
My head hurts all of a sudden.
Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch!
They say it's a curse.
Diana's curse!
What the hell is this?
That's not fair!
That's right. He's saying it right.
Is he trying to force me to say it?
He's trying to make me say it.
I'm going to say it today.
Because Inoue Jun's ears are torn.
I'm going to say it for sure.
Ouch!
Kagoshima!
Yes!
Tobacco store!
Yes, please!
Ah, this is a great smell of tobacco!
What the hell! What the hell! What the hell!
Hey, when I say something funny, you have to laugh right away.
It's the source of laughter. Do you understand?
Don't think of it as a joke. It's a joke! It's a joke!
Bring me some coffee.
Ah, coffee. I understand.
Ah, hello!
Ah, hello, is this Brazil?
Ah, can you give me one of your hits?
You're Brazil's hit, aren't you?
You know what I'm talking about, right?
You don't understand what I'm talking about, do you?
I'm telling you what's funny, you know what I'm talking about, right?
Hurry up and go!
I'm telling you what's funny, you know what I'm talking about, right?
What's wrong with you?!
There it is! There it is!
There it is!
Oh, man!
C-cover!
C-cover! Did he bring it with him?
Oh, there it is!
This can't be happening!
What's wrong with you?!
I'm sorry.
You're finally here!
I've been waiting for you.
You're always drawing.
Really?
Yes.
I've been waiting for you.
It's been a while...
It's been a while, but I didn't think you'd be this close.
How many more?
Two more?
Oh, really?
This is a real name.
That's right.
Everyone, thank you for waiting for a long time.
We will now begin the presentation.
Good evening, I am Jun Ichiro.
Oh, I'm sorry. The song is different.
The song is...
I'm sorry. Please stop.
"x" is "x", but you know it, don't you?
It's "forever love".
Are you all right?
Then I will introduce it myself.
It's all right.
It's Jun Ichiro Koizumi. Here you go.
Oh, it's not. It's not. I'm sorry. It's different.
It's different, isn't it?
I don't know.
It's the second song. The second song.
Are you all right? Then I'll do it.
It's Jun Ichiro Koizumi. Here you go.
Oh, it's different. It's different. It's fast. It's fast.
It's different. It's different. It's fast.
It's fast. It's fast.
Please stop it. Really.
What are you doing?
Let's calm down once.
Take a deep breath and say it.
Are you all right? First of all, take out "m" and "d".
I took it out for now.
Yes, and put it in.
Yes, and set it for the second song.
Yes, and don't touch the button as it is.
Don't touch it, okay?
And I say, "Here you go. It's Jun Ichiro Koizumi. Here you go."
All you have to do is press the play button.
I'll do it. Are you all right? I'll do it.
It's Jun Ichiro Koizumi. Here you go.
Oh, it's different. Stop it! Stop it!
Why? Why?
What's wrong with you?
Why are you doing this?
What? Are you done?
Yes, let's go with "sp".
Oh, it's too late.
What?
It's too late for ever love.
What?
Have you reflected on yourself?
Yes, you have.
Yes, I understand how you feel.
You'll be angry with me later, won't you?
Yes, I understand.
Just leave it as it is.
It's Jun Ichiro Koizumi. Here you go.
Oh, it's different. Stop it! Stop it!
That's enough! Go home! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Go home! I'm sorry!
You idiot!
What's wrong with you?
That's enough.
What's that?
Hamada Fugia One-man Game Championship.
I remember that.
I didn't know you could move that well.
That's right.
I used to play like that all by myself at home.
I don't have that experience.
I used to walk around the house all by myself.
I wanted to be modified.
That's how I feel.
Thank you for watching.
I am Smahit.
Smahit Super Illusion Show!
Let's go!
It's over!
What does that mean?
It's because you ate everything in the microwave.
How can you say that?
It's like you didn't eat it.
Thank you for your hard work.
What?
It's a success.
How much is it?
It's 35,000 yen.
Where is it?
It's here.
How do you feel about it?
It's better than chasso.
You drank it!