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"Don't Laugh" series, which Japanese people have been waiting for a long time, is back!
This series, which aired on the 7th of last year, aired "Don't Laugh" Poteman last year!
And this year, it will be aired for 6 hours on New Year's Eve!
The stage is...
"Don't Laugh" Spy!
Just before airing on New Year's Eve!
Hitoshi Matsumoto.
Masatoshi Hamada.
On December 1st, a press conference of "Don't Laugh" Spy was held on Japanese TV.
It's like a prank.
It's not a prank.
"Don't Laugh" Spy is still going on.
That's not it.
Should we just watch quietly?
That's right.
I'm done too.
Then, it's your turn.
I can still do it.
Someone do it for me!
"Never Laugh" "SPY" at 24 o'clock.
I heard that the shooting was over safely.
Mr. Matsumoto, can you tell me what you were like at that time?
Yes, I really didn't want to do it this year.
You didn't want to do it?
Is that so?
I didn't get an offer from "Kohaku Utagassen".
You didn't get an offer from "Kohaku Utagassen".
At the end of last year, I said that "SPY" should do "Never Laugh" next year.
But "SPY" went to "SKY".
Was it a roundabout decision?
Yes, it was a roundabout decision.
But we didn't get an offer anyway.
In the end, it turned out like this.
It was really hard this year, too.
What was hard about it?
First of all, I don't know why I'm out.
You shouldn't laugh.
Every time I get beaten up, I want to go home.
Mr. Hamada, what was hard about the shooting?
What was hard about it? It was all the time.
It was really fast.
We're all over 40 years old.
We don't have young butts anymore.
It's like a dream.
It really hurts.
Mr. Yamasaki, unlike last year, is there a song you want people to watch again?
The song I want people to watch again is...
It was the most painful song of the season.
It's funny, of course.
But it was painful.
No, there's more.
More?
I don't think either of them is bad.
Which one?
I don't think either of them is bad.
Isn't this one worse in episode 6 and 4?
No, this one is not bad.
This one is not bad.
Oh, is that so?
To be honest, I was a little less excited the day before.
The accommodation was really good.
The food was good and the room was good.
Anyway, there were a lot of people.
So I said, "There are a lot of people."
Do you call people "drunk"?
There are a lot of people, right?
This is a horrible hell.
You're the one who's causing trouble in this horrible hell.
If I don't do something, I'll get sweat on my hands.
You're sweating a lot.
In the "Don't Laugh" series so far,
several members have been stripped of their bodies.
What day is it?
However, it was not only the members who came out.
Scary.
In 2006, at "Don't Laugh Police", a study session of police medicine was held by Dr. Nishikawa.
First of all, I will show you the three bodies that will be experimented with.
First of all, the first one is "seisoin".
This is "mukumizu".
Wow, nice.
"mukumizu".
This is...
It's not like this.
It's a pain in the ass.
Ouch!
I puked.
Ouch!
Then, I will start the experiment.
Even if you hit it with slippers like this, it will not move.
Of course it is.
I hate you! I hate you!
I hate you!
Ouch!
Did you puke?
No, I didn't.
I didn't puke.
You have a big mouth.
I hate you!
That's too bad.
It didn't move until you pulled it out, did it?
(Laughs)
Next is the beriberi machine, right?
It's very technical.
It's kind of funny.
This is the softest part, isn't it?
That's right.
(Laughs)
Next is...
(Laughs)
And in "Gasu Klovikali Newspaper"...
The wrestling members, led by Shofukutei Shohei, showed the hellish special training scenery to the members and showed off their bodies.
(Laughs)
I don't know. End.
(Laughs)
From here, coffee burns.
A cup of coffee.
From the outside of the cup.
Put it on the back of the cup.
Go forward and go forward.
From here, good.
Stop!
(Laughs)
30, 31.
(Laughs)
Be careful.
Start!
(Laughs)
Get on!
Go!
(Whistle)
Nice!
(Laughs)
You are Matsumoto.
(Laughs)
Go!
(Laughs)
Oh, no!
Captain, help me!
Do it yourself! Do it yourself!
Take it!
(Laughs)
Take it!
(Laughs)
Captain Burns, you're evil!
Take it!
(Laughs)
Captain Burns!
In addition, last year's "Don't Laugh, Hotelman" held a New Year's party for hotel guests, and entertainers led by Ryuhei Ueshiba went crazy.
It's an annual gift exchange party!
Massage face mask and sucking bra!
Take off the pin.
How do you do it?
Pull out the green pin.
Like this?
Yes.
What are you doing?
Like this.
I can't take it off.
What are you doing?
You're small.
I'm glad you took it off.
What kind of jokes will they make us laugh this year?
Mr. Tanaka suffered a terrible thigh kick last year.
But this time...
Of course.
Everyone, yes.
The thigh kick was painful.
Are you going to say it now?
I'm going to say it now. Are you going to say it now?
Ouch! Ouch!
The most famous in "Don't Laugh" series, thigh kick!
In the past, there was a member who got a massive thigh kick.
Only the nurse, stay.
The patient's luck is terrible in "Don't Laugh" hospital.
Hurry up!
The reason for his anger is...
I've never done this before.
I'm sorry.
What are you going to do for me?
These four people will ask you anything.
So you don't have to worry about it.
Anything?
Yes, anything.
This is...
a button...
but...
Don't push it.
It says not to push it.
Matsumoto, push it.
Will you ask me anything?
Yes, anything is fine.
With this?
Yes, push it.
Matsumoto...
Thigh kick!
This is what I hate the most!
Ouch! Ouch!
I almost forgot about that pain!
Matsumoto...
Matsumoto!
Push it again.
This pad is really tough.
Matsumoto...
Matsumoto, push it again.
Thigh kick!
For example, Matsumoto is pushing it, so I have a bad feeling about it.
I'm laughing at his reaction, but what is it?
Matsumoto, push it again.
Thigh kick!
Push it! Push it!
Did it hurt, Matsumoto?
Shall we push it again, Matsumoto?
I don't think it will work.
I'm sorry.
Matsumoto, thigh kick!
Are you satisfied now?
I'm satisfied now, you can go home.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You poor team...
We will now accept your questions, would any of you like to receive an award?
Adults...
Adult digital tel...
Is it a smart watch?
It should be called "smart watch", should it?
An adult's digital TV is now a digital...
Delivery, you mean?
Um...
As Zenben, what was the toughest time for you?
Time for me...
We don't really know what "time for me" is.
Matsumoto-san and I were told to go take a bath.
And...
There were three women there.
They didn't do anything to us.
And we had about 30 minutes to ourselves.
I didn't do anything, but it was really fun.
Right? It's your story.
Time for me
Can you tell me what "time for me" is?
Speaking of baths...
Last year, at Hotelman...
There was a guest who didn't go home after taking a bath.
It hurts! It hurts!
Are you a water tree now?
Do you have any more trees?
In the past "Don't Laugh" series...
Various traps have been set up in the bath.
It hurts! It hurts!
No, no, no!
Makimoto, out!
Furthermore, in Yugawara...
Huh?
What kind of laugh hell is waiting for me in the bath?!
Aaaaaah!
Red! Red! Red! Red!
Any other questions?
Please tell us if you noticed anything new during this series.
Hmm... I definitely felt like there were a lot of things.
Hmm... I don't feel like there's a lot of movement anymore.
That's a new discovery for me.
You're still young.
I mean, I have an operation!
And I'm not supposed to laugh about it!
I'm a man who had an operation!
I've had it done many times!
And I still hate it!
Sorry, sorry.
It's because you're so close.
If you look at it from the beginning, you might say, "That's amazing, Matsumoto-san!"
What do you mean?
You know, the last thing you said.
Ah, that's right.
Right?
That's right.
I can't say much about it, but...
I've been taken hostage.
I really...
Wow!
Speaking of a painful last, it's time for fear that you can laugh about but can't be surprised about!
Wow!
Who did it?
Who!
Oh my...
I'm going to laugh.
Last year, Hattori and the five of them received a huge blow.
This time, however...
It's too late!
The harshest 24 hours on earth, waiting for the new members, has finally opened its curtains!
(Laughing)
The laughter that has never existed before has attacked the five of them!
(Laughing)
Everyone, until New Year's Eve, 5 more days!
Look forward to it!
(Laughing)
Children's DVD "Hotelman 24hrs. Don't Laugh!"
Today!
For the first round, it's on sale on the luxurious special disc!
(Laughing)