AISubs v3.5
One, two, three, four!
♪Magic, become the heaven♪
Everyone, thank you for your hard work for a year this year as well.
I was elected to the general board for 13 years in a row this year.
Former downtown manager Fujiwara Hiroshi.
Also known as Fujiwara Hiroko, who won first place in the general election.
NMB48 will also be performing every day in NMB48 Theater from January 1st to a few months ago.
Everyone, please come and watch!
I'm sorry.
You talk too much.
When you're struggling like that, you know there's a lot going on, but you have to take your wedding ring.
There's a lot of people here.
Take out all the cameras.
First, let's watch from 10th to 6th place.
Then, VTR. Heavy Rotation.
Ah! Tokyo Tower!
Ah!
It's pretty recent, isn't it?
Yeah.
It's a trick they've been making.
Yeah.
It used to be a tank, didn't it?
Now it's a box.
10th place is...
With the theme of "what you've seen,"
Mamichishiki 100 aims to announce it.
The drive is Mamichishiki 100.
There's got to be something.
Something like that.
Whiskey...
There's no pudding in it at all.
Hmm...
What's "pudding" supposed to mean?
I don't know.
It's cold.
It's a gorilla or something.
They happened to raise the turkey
and made it strike three times.
Yeah, yeah.
Then, young people started going out
and striking for the second time.
Before the third time,
You're just a turkey, aren't you?!
That's what they said.
Ah!
Things like "korokoro" were popular, weren't they?
Everyone has one of those, don't they?
"Korokoro" today can be used in many different ways.
It's very useful.
Before you die!
50 minutes from the start.
Knowledge is getting thinner and thinner.
In this pinch,
a man quietly opens his mouth.
It's a gorilla.
Gorilla, look.
Gorilla.
Gorilla...
There's a same sex lover here.
Gorilla is amazing.
It can control about 40 kinds of crows.
What do you mean "control"?
And there's only one thing left to achieve!
Gorilla...
Everyone...
Nose...
There's a nose up there, right?
That's a fountain pen...
That's a nose?
That's a nose.
Wow!
That's a nose.
We did it!
40 minutes from the start!
Finally, 100 bean knowledge achieved!
In 9th place, a stomach-supporting Grand Prix where acting skills are tested!
The rule is to call out an opponent as a target, cause discomfort and appeal how much you want to do it!
And the winner is...
I won't say what I want to say.
ELT Ito!
And the one who left the strongest impression is...
Yamasaki Hosei!
His target is the former downtown manager of today's general meeting, Fujiwara!
Are you okay?
It's still...
What do you mean?
Is there any virus left?
I don't know.
This is the end of the video. Thank you for watching it.
Thank you for watching it.
You are dead!
He challenged!
He is happy!
What are you doing?
"Well, well, well, well, well, well" is not enough for him to kiss her.
The 8th place is "Well, well, well", but Endo is closer to kissing her.
Quiz Matsumoto!
Here it is!
Is it Daisuke?
Matsumoto-san, you have 17 seconds.
Daisuke is okay except for grandpa.
Here it is!
6 seconds and you are here.
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well
You might not kiss her.
Well, well, well, well, well
Don't worry about it!
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well
What? "Well, well, well, well"
What is it?
What are you doing?
The switch is fast.
It's fast, isn't it?
Even if you say it now, you may be able to run away.
But if you do it now, you may be able to run away.
If you really do it, you won't know.
I won't do it.
You did it right away.
What are you doing?
I want to see your boobs!
This is the text, isn't it?
The 7th place is "Bulletproof Boobs Ballet" held by Heipo.
First of all, they will try to attack using a trampoline.
It feels good.
I can't do it anymore.
Heipo, what are you doing?
I think you know, but it's not fun at all.
I want to see your boobs!
Next, they will try to receive.
Let's go up.
Can you come here?
Go!
Even if you can do it, it has nothing to do with Heipo.
You haven't done anything but your face.
This is my hand.
It's not funny at all.
I hate him.
I'm glad you did it.
The 6th place is "Yamasaki Shrine" held by Yamamoto.
Give me some water, Aki!
Okay!
Sorry for keeping you waiting!
Hey, you!
What are you doing?!
She's not bad.
She's cute.
What's cute about her?
She's touching you.
She's licking you.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Stop it, please!
Give me some water!
What's wrong with you?!
It's "Ishpinbida"!
Sorry, it stinks!
She's here.
Ah, how nostalgic!
Come on!
If you didn't have that, would you marry me?
I understand.
I will marry this woman!
Actually, that's what happened while Shionin-san wasn't here.
No way! No way!
No way!
That was amazing.
It was fun.
That's what you get for getting the best.
Except for the long breasts.
I don't think it was that short.
I didn't think it was that long.
Next, we'll show you from 5th to 2nd place.
VTR.
Heavy rotation.
I'm going to win because I'm going to put it out, right?
Because it's natural, right?
In 5th place, it's been revealed for the first time in a while, Hamada Masato's "Natural Judgment".
I'm so happy!
When various competitions were held in the former transfer team versus former transfer team broadcasted early this year,
yet again, a terrible natural jumped out.
Haranishi is challenging to hit a ping-pong ball with a hair dryer and hit it against a rotating wooden board.
This is what happened when Hamada challenged it.
Go for it!
Oh, he did it!
What kind of corner is this?
By the time Hamada fails, this corner should be over.
However...
You can do it!
Huh? What is this?
How did it feel, Mr. Masato?
It was a memorable experience for me.
That's right.
Everyone feels the same way.
Even if he fails right away, Hamada approaches and does it.
I can't do it at all.
I know you want to do it, but you can't do it at all.
At the end of the fight, Shimachi carries the ball with his bare hands.
Don't do it with your hands, Mr. Hamada!
Don't do it with your hands!
What are you doing?
That's impossible! That's how you do it!
Don't do it!
The verdict is guilty!
A sexy dance with Silk has been carried out!
However, here too, Hamada's natural dance is hot!
In the punishment of being punished by a natural dancer...
If you don't want to do it, say it to the old man!
Murakami Shouji, who always hits the classroom series and has a low viewing rate!
This project, which gave Shouji the sense of graduation, is ranked 4th!
I did a little classroom to try things out.
- Huh? - Huh?
- In the first year of high school? - Yes.
It's good. On the other hand...
I don't know if I'll have fun in class or not if I change my teacher...
That part is really...
- But... - The quality is different.
The quality is different.
The special teacher of the ninja classroom is...
The original little bad old man, Girolamo!
- Huh? - You're cool!
- You're amazing!
In style change training, Hamada Endo...
Envelops himself in the famous brand and transforms into a little bad ninja!
And the teacher himself is a model!
- Are you a ninja? - What's wrong with you?
- You're a ninja! - What's wrong with you?
- What is it?
- Please listen. My hobby is... - What's your hobby?
Making girls go crazy.
What are you saying?
You know, you sound like a little bad old man.
I'm not a little bad old man!
I used to do a lot of things like running away from home.
That's really bad!
The third place is the "holding your breath in water" battle, in which Shouhei welcomes his guest, Shouhei Fukutei.
You have to close your eyes, right?
There are two types of people, right? People who open their eyes.
Shouhei's record is...this!
I'm sorry!
I'm Shouhei's manager, but...
I'm sorry, but Shouhei isn't wearing glasses right now.
Can you let me put on my glasses?
Shouhei not wearing glasses is a big start for me.
It's true that it's difficult to tell who's face is the one who's diving.
How long has it been?
I think it's been reset.
Reset?
Who reset it?
Every time.
But it's getting harder and harder.
It's harder to say it's hard.
Should I wear it?
I see.
He's wearing glasses and doing a side challenge.
It's easier now.
I knew it.
It's open.
It's open?
It feels like it's attached.
How do you know?
I used to bite it.
You used to bite it?
It's out.
Are you okay now?
He resets and challenges again.
But this time, Great Gidayu, who happened to pass by, intervenes and interrupts again.
And the seventh challenge.
It's the best.
It's good.
It's out again.
The time is...
20 seconds!
I thought it would be longer.
I felt it.
Stop it.
It's out.
It's not out.
It's small, but it's out.
It's not out.
Is it out for sure?
It's out for sure.
For sure?
Let's do rock-paper-scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors!
The second place goes to TKJ Grand Prix, where rock- paper-scissors decides who's number one.
16 comedians will compete in a tournament-style match.
Even so, Kanning and Takeyama burned their fighting spirit with a certain food.
Today, we've prepared the world's spiciest chili pepper curry.
By the way, it's 80 times spicier than usual.
I think it'll be fine.
Let's eat!
I'm already eating a lot.
Just eat a lot of roux.
Spicy!
What's wrong with you?
I'm getting excited! I'm getting excited!
And in the next match...
Put it in the gas!
It's like we won.
That's right!
It's getting hotter and hotter.
You look like a dog outside.
But at the end of the match...
You're surprisingly talkative.
It's like you have a special aura.
In "AIYOSHI VS HAMADA", Hamada's low points are on fire!
I'm going to avenge all those comedians.
The match begins now!
One, two, three!
Three against one...
You shouldn't have eaten it first!
Don't post it on your blog!
He was ready to go in.
At the end of the recording, Shohei said "I'm ready to go in."
How did you do it?
I did it!
You did a good job today.
The 6th place Hamada's natural judgment and the 2nd place TKJ Grand Prix were decided by Hamada's natural judgment.
You did a natural judgment and TKJ Grand Prix were decided by Hamada's natural judgment.
Don't you reflect on yourself?
Did you hit your head?
This is the 1st place of "Gaki no Tsukai" opening ceremony in 2010.
Let's watch the VTR "heavy rotation".
From now on, I'm going to play baseball.
I'm going to be a zombie and appear at the perfect timing.
Matsumoto, who proudly declared that he would appear at the perfect timing, is a zombie.
The center back came out.
It's a good game now.
I'm focused on the game now.
I don't feel like I'm coming out at all.
I don't want you to come out.
I'm focused on the game now.
Wow, you're good!
Hey, hey, hey!
You should go over there sometimes.
That's scary, too.
You don't know what's going to happen.
The second round is over.
It's over.
It's getting harder and harder.
The first round was really exciting.
It was a cross play.
Will it be okay?
I don't even know where I'm going.
Where?
What?
This?
That's amazing.
This...
This hard work...
It's going beyond perfection.
Am I in extinction?
The game hasn't even started yet.
What?
It's the time when everyone is not looking at the ballpark.
I was so scared.
Of what?
Of Heisho.
He was in there.
Let me say one more thing.
I was listening in the air-conditioned room because of zombies.
I got hurt on the night when I didn't want Endo to come out.
I played baseball so well.
I'm sorry for playing baseball so badly.
I'm sorry.
You're a zombie, aren't you?
You're number one.
It was a very harsh location.
I was afraid of stepping on someone's stomach.
I was afraid of hitting Rainer's nose.
I didn't do anything.
Even when I was sleeping in the poolside, I was afraid of a kid's plastic ball.
I couldn't sleep because of the heat.
I did my best.
Lastly, I'd like to ask you a riddle.
The topic is "Christmas is coming soon."
What?
Christmas?
Is it Christmas?
Wait a minute.
Yes, I'm ready.
Yes, please.
On Christmas, I'll melt with AKB48.
Yes, that spirit...
I feel like I can enjoy both of them.