AISubs v3.5
He said it with Chris! Grand Prix!
Mano-san, I'm sorry, but could you explain what happened this time?
It happened before, didn't it? Like "I'm angry" and "My stomach hurts"
Ah, it's the same as that!
It happened in the past.
I'd like you to think of it as the third one.
What do you mean by "it happened"?
In short, Chris "bed-in" it.
That's how...
Ah, you say it!
Of course, that's how it is.
We filmed it with a camera.
I see, that's how it is!
That's how it is!
Everyone, please watch it.
I see, I see!
Matsumoto will be judging their confession scenes in these three categories.
Do you have anything you're good at?
I'm good at...
Don't pinch me all the time
Don't rub me all the time
And well... "happy feeling"
It's like how happy I am right now.
It's like "I'm on it!"
It's like "I don't regret it!"
And lastly...
If you say you only have Chris in your arms, you're done for!
Who said "Chris" in the end?!
Let's see the first contestant.
Here he is!
Chris!
Let's start with Kokoriko.
Who did this?
I did it with Chris.
The little one did it.
The little one did it with Chris.
And the big one?
I didn't do it.
Chris and I didn't do it.
We can't say it's both of you, right?
Of course.
If it's both of you, it's a unanimous decision.
Of course it's a unanimous decision.
I see.
At this point, it's about 8.
Alright!
The man with a thousand walls, Kokoriko Endo!
Let's go sheep!
His target is his colleague from the agency, B-course.
As a collaborator, Japion's Kouri also participates!
Thank you for your hard work!
The targets come one after another for a fake live meeting.
As soon as the three members gather, Endo's challenge begins!
Once a month or twice a month, we talk about doing a live show or something like that.
Me and B-course for now.
I don't know either of you, so I was thinking about which B-course would be good.
What is this?
It's like this.
Please.
It's like this.
As a fake live meeting goes on, Endo finally goes to the hospital!
I'm sure there are hospitals like this.
What should we do with the guest?
How about Kaba-chan?
Kaba-chan?
Kaba-chan also has a dance lesson.
Kaba-chan is...
To be honest...
What should we do?
Should we do it differently?
If we do it, Chris will definitely...
It's not about Kaba-chan.
If we do it differently, Matsuko and Chris will...
Right.
I wonder if Matsuko has ever kissed before.
On a show.
That's amazing.
If it's okay with you, you should definitely say it.
What?
You should say it.
This flow is...
I'm scared.
What should we do?
You should say it.
You're scary.
Chris...
I...
I've done it once.
I'm serious.
Case by case.
Wait a minute.
I'm not like Sue.
We used to drink a lot and work together.
But we broke up.
I don't want to do that.
Chris is very close to my house.
He is like a detector.
Our house is very close.
When I was in a taxi or something like that,
somehow I went there.
I know that feeling.
Don't you feel it when you talk to me?
What?
I'm not good at this.
I feel like I'm talking to you.
I'm sorry.
I'm not like Sue.
We used to drink a lot and work together.
We are like a detector.
Our house is very close.
Don't you feel like talking to me?
You're disgusting!
You're a pervert!
You're not like Sue!
I'm not like Sue!
[Laughter]
But I...
In my one life...
I...
I don't really...
[Laughter]
I don't regret it at all...
I'm not convinced at all.
I might be tired of it...
But I'm happy.
[Laughter]
To be honest...
I only have myself.
[Laughter]
[Applause]
[Music]
You're always pulling your partner.
That's right.
He's been feeling bad since I left.
He's been feeling bad.
You've been doing it a lot.
I've been doing it a lot.
But you didn't say anything good about me.
That's right.
Well, first of all, Mr. Matsumoto.
Yes.
Please give us your overall evaluation.
Yes.
Well, it turned out like this.
Oh, it's pretty...
So, you know...
It's happy and expensive.
It's expensive.
And you have a good sense of words.
Yes.
I thought it was amazing because you picked up Chris's bones.
Yes.
I...
How about you, Mr. Nimonaga, as a partner?
Well...
Sometimes...
He did feel bad.
[Laughter]
Endo suddenly scored a high score of 16.5 points.
He wants to be the winner as soon as possible.
Next contestant, please!
I think life is good.
Oh, Takeyama's life.
But while I'm talking like this, I'm talking like "I'm going away."
You're going away.
I'm still a little scared of it.
Devil's glasses fake.
Cunning Takeyama.
Out of nowhere.
The target is a colleague of the agency, a bearded man.
Their reaction and anger towards Takeyama.
I see.
It's not a place with alcohol.
It's the same in Sago.
It's not a place with alcohol.
Oh, you're here.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
It seems like it's a program night at FBS.
Everyone is wearing glasses.
It's New Year's Day.
I have to decide as soon as possible.
I have something to say, but...
Drink it all at once.
I have something to say, but...
It's difficult.
It's difficult, isn't it?
What should I say?
Maybe...
Maybe I shouldn't do this program.
Don't say it yet.
It will be exposed.
Will it be exposed?
I was taken a picture.
I see.
It's not the opposite.
It's Chris.
Thank you.
What?
He's talking a lot.
What?
What do you think we should do?
When Miken-san said "I like you"
Miken and I are different.
Miken doesn't like me.
I'm not like that.
Miken-san and Chris are different.
We are totally different.
Chris is soft.
He's soft.
He's soft like a woman.
Isn't he soft?
We can say different things about each other.
What?
I'm serious.
Chris, I'm sorry.
I'm a man.
I always attack him.
I do it a lot.
Chris has always been a defender.
I learned how to defend.
When I defend, Chris attacks me.
I'm sorry I'm attacking you.
What are you talking about?
But he doesn't say anything.
What are you talking about?
I can't leave him.
I think you should leave him.
Leave him?
I can't leave him.
Is it that weird?
No, no.
Are you making fun of me?
I'm not making fun of you.
I'm just...
If people in the world knew...
Miken-san and Chris...
If people in the world knew...
I think they would feel bad.
But if people in the world knew that I love Chris and that I love her and if I broke up with them, I wouldn't have a problem with that.
I'm not asking people in the world to see us sleeping at night.
It's just Chris and me and their space.
And we can't make that space ours.
It doesn't matter to people in the world.
You're beautiful. I bought you underwear and you're beautiful too, Chris.
I bought you underwear and you're beautiful too, Chris.
And I bought you underwear and you're beautiful too, Chris.
To tell you the truth...
I can only think of Chris.
I only have Chris in me.
I want to see you right now.
"I want to see you right now." He wants to kiss you.
You changed your underwear too.
I was about to throw up halfway through.
But...
I like it.
For some reason, I don't feel happy at all.
The more I ask, the more I feel like I'm going to throw up.
He didn't feel happy, but he got a high score.
Next contestant, please!
I want to see you right now.
What do you think of it?
It's good.
But I don't know if it's good or not.
While I was doing it, I really like you for a few hours.
Really?
Yes.
That's how it is.
Sometimes, I also...
know you.
It's good if you do it like that.
Until now, my happiness and seriousness have increased a lot.
A special one-way killer!
Ariyoshi!
With sheep!
The target is the senior of the agency, Dangerous!
As a collaborator, Instant Johnson also participates!
For fake material, the two Dangerous members came to an izakaya.
Thank you for the food.
It's amazing that Dangerous called me.
I think I'm going to get drunk before the interview.
You're drunk, aren't you?
But they say I'm a little drunk.
Oh, really?
Even if I drink...
Oh, so that's why you're in a place like this.
I'm drunk, and...
Let's talk about various things.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Fifteen minutes have passed since the beginning.
Thank you for your cooperation.
With the cooperation of Instant Johnson and Sugi removing their seats and becoming three people,
Ariyoshi will finally attack!
This...
This crispness and...
Chris...
Chris is here, right?
Yeah, Chris is here.
I went drinking with Chris the other day.
Wow!
We drank a lot at the end of the special edition.
I see. What did you say?
What?
Maybe...
The guys said, "Let's go one more time."
So we went to the second day.
It was like we were in the jungle.
The lady at the store said, "Can you do it with Chris-chan?"
So we went one more time.
She said, "Can you do it?"
It was paid for.
She said, "Go to the hotel."
So we went to the hotel.
She said, "Go in. Go in."
I went in.
I went in!
Are you kidding me?
I couldn't say, "Excuse me. Excuse me. I can't do it."
And then...
Chris...
He suddenly went in.
I was embarrassed.
I was drinking.
I was sleepy.
I was sleeping.
I thought something was wrong.
Chris...
He approached me like that.
Gently...
He approached you like that?
Gently...
He touched me like that.
And then he reacted.
What?!
It's different.
I told him, "Chris, I didn't mean it like that."
But you know...
I said, "Chris-san, look. This is what happened."
He said, "Look."
Look at me.
And...
It really hurts, doesn't it?
Yeah, but what do you think of it?
What's that?
I don't know.
What's that? Don't say it.
I'm going to say it.
You're going to say it.
I'm going to say it.
Seriously?
The first time I had it...
It really hurts, doesn't it?
The second time I had it...
The third time I had it...
Chris... Chris Matsumura...
I don't like being called Chris Matsumura like that.
You're making fun of me, aren't you?
No, it's not like that.
I do like girls.
But when an angel called Chris appeared...
I'm afraid I might destroy the universe.
McCree-chan's...
McCree-chan?
McCree-chan...
You're making fun of me, aren't you?
You're making fun of me!
If you're making fun of me...
What's wrong with you? You're laughing!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Kuri-chan.
I'm sorry, too. I laughed because I wanted to make fun of you.
Anyway, we should meet outside.
I know you want to meet me.
But you're hiding it from me.
I'm worried about you.
I don't know if you're a man or a woman yet.
So you're going to meet a woman.
I don't like making you nervous.
So you...
What's wrong with you?
I've been laughing all the time.
This kind of reaction is the reaction of the world.
We can't stand it.
I love you so much.
You love me, too.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
If you were my college classmate, you'd hit me hard.
I think you're being polite.
You know, you make fun of me when you're dating.
I'm not making fun of you.
I don't want to hear it.
I only have you.
Chris!
Seriously...
I'm in trouble...
This is...
Mr. Amazo, what do you think of it?
I'm already overjoyed.
He's overjoyed.
I feel like I'm really happy now.
That's what I thought.
Ariyoshi is overjoyed.
Will he become "The King Who Said It"?
I love you, Chris.
"The King Who Said It" is now complete!
From L-1 champion to R-1 champion will all participate!
Chris...
I'm already overjoyed.
I feel like I'm really happy now.
"The King Who Said It"!
I'm a man of character.
My heart is my destiny.
Excuse me.
This is a prank for "The King Who Said It".
What?!
Seriously?!
Why?!
I was so scared!
I...
I really don't have anything to do with Mr. Ento anymore, so I'm going home.
The more I think about it, the more I can't think of anything but Chris.
It's a camera.
I'm glad.
You look like a dirty man.
No.
I was wondering why.
You look like an old man.
You're right.
You look like an old man.
What is it?
I didn't say it.
What is it?
I didn't say it.
I'm serious.
You laughed at me.
I was surprised.
I can't believe your humanity.
I love you.
"Hotel Room" will be released on December 8th.
The first limited edition comes with a special disc!
For more info, head to the show's homepage!