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"Tonight's Kid's Guide" has been airing for 21 years now.
More than 1,000 characters have been born in the showbiz.
Sometimes, they make comedians laugh.
They have supported the show with their destructive power.
"Tonight's Kid's Guide" will show you all of them!
I'm not going!
I'm sorry, it's too late.
Our first guest is a surprised human being, a world- class soldier!
His first appearance 20 years ago is here!
He's our director.
I told you in the ending, right?
Buy one pair of pants.
Yeah.
Buy one pair of pants.
These are raw, right?
Raw, raw.
In this situation.
Move it a little.
Our Saito is wearing pants.
This is Saito.
This is the director.
Yeah.
In the ending, you said arrogantly, "Why don't you wear pants, too?"
You said that in the ending.
You look like me, you idiot! Don't make me do that!
Today, I'm wearing pants.
Watch me do it.
That's a serious face. Who's giving you a gift?
This is the best.
And, we can't forget about this.
This is a project that we did 9 times in the past.
Let's do it.
He's stupid.
His face is different.
Next, we're going to do something that's called the new trend of the military band.
Watch me do it.
Each band member will play a song and surprise the military band.
Come over here.
Next up is Hamada's challenge.
But, you know...
You're green now.
You're not sorry, are you?
What?!
Congratulations.
It's funny.
And now, we're going to see the character from that horror movie.
Who could it be?!
Kitaro of the military band, right?
No, I can't do it.
Kitaro is scary.
I can't do it anymore.
I'm scared!
I can't do it anymore!
This time, a woman with a big heart, who loves the piano, will appear.
Why is no one coming in order?
This is great!
Oh, my God!
The second one is...
"Natamura Producer"!
In the "Don't Laugh" series,
as a visual of laughter,
he is now an indispensable presence!
First of all,
at the "Don't Laugh" hot spring hotel,
a live show at midnight!
Don't Laugh
I can't speak at all.
It's not like that.
Do it one more time.
Don't Laugh
In addition, "Don't Laugh" police exposed Ayako Nishikawa as a corpse role.
Today, I'd like you to study about corpses.
I'd like you to study about corpses.
Well, I don't need it.
Don't Laugh
If you clap with slippers like this, you look like a widow.
Don't Laugh
Next is "Don't Laugh" producer.
The entertainers also show off their boldness and unique characters.
"Don't Laugh" is a representative work of "Don't Laugh" which is based on Aichibanpacu's "Frozen Mammoth".
Wow, it's amazing.
It's amazing.
(Laughs)
It's blue.
(Laughs)
It's blue.
What did you put in it?
(Laughs)
Is it rubber?
It's rubber.
(Laughs)
It's weird.
It looks like a toy.
If you push it...
Isn't it cute?
It's funny.
(Laughs)
It's a little strong.
It sounds like an old man.
(Laughs)
It's shaking.
(Laughs)
It's shaking.
The fourth person is the old woman who shakes her waist.
She has a punch farmer's head and doesn't show any smile.
She is good at her own dance.
(Laughs)
At Matsumoto Hitoribocchi's Hyde Hotel, she showed off her adult charm at the night show.
(Laughs)
(Music)
(Laughter)
(Music)
(Laughter)
I'm just tired.
(Laughter)
Next is "face-to-face overtaking".
The powerful LUX has shown its power for the first time.
(Bell)
Matsumoto and LUX had a complete confrontation in a project where people who do not know water are cut off from land.
Toyota is good, isn't it?
Toyota is good.
(Laughter)
Hey, let's see this car.
Yes.
Oh, really?
Yes.
It smells good.
Yes, I want to see it.
(Laughter)
I'm sorry
Give me a break
I'm surprised
I was surprised too
Let's have fun
Let's go to Kandansha
Sounds good
I'm scared
Let's go
I'm sorry
Let's go
Let's go to Kandansha
You have a big face
Next is a funny character
A foreigner wants a joke from Ryo Fukawa
Give me a joke
At a hot spring hotel where you can't laugh
A laughing hell has arisen
I'm sorry
We have a customer for Endogame-san
Yes
Ryo Fukawa has brought something for four people
Thank you
Go ahead
I'm sorry
What's wrong?
If you don't mind, I'd like some sweets
Thank you
Hey, Bukao
You're making a big deal of it
I'm not talking right now
I'm sorry
You're making a big deal of it
I'm sorry
You're making a big deal of it
It's only once
Don't get mad just because you used a eraser corner
With an eraser...
With an eraser corner...
One more time, one more time
One more time
Anko
You're a big deal of it, aren't you?
I'm really going to be a bad guy
Please go home now
Really
Thank you
I love you
You're a big deal of it, aren't you?
I know it.
What is it?
It's not like that.
Matsumoto, Yamasaki, Endo, Tanaka, Endo.
It's like Endo.
♪ I'm sorry, but I can't help it.
♪ My heart is beating faster.
♪ I want to run away.
Matsumoto, Yamasaki, Endo, Tanaka, Naruto...
What the hell is this?
NEXT...
Next up is Central African Television!
♪ Central African Television
The director gave a little bit of direction and made the entertainers shake their heads.
In the 9th fishing competition, we interviewed the contestants before the competition.
From a far place.
That's right.
How long are you going to be an old man?
Let's fix it.
I'll do my best
I'm scared
What are you doing?
You guys are ...
I'm going to turn around
It's not bad but I can't stick my shoulder in
That's a military uniform
Can you do it?
Go home!
What do you mean?
Matsumoto is alone but his self-control is explosive
Are you happy?
Yes, more than happy
It's been 7 years since your last penalty game
How do you feel about it?
I don't think I did anything wrong
Why are you laughing?
Hurry up and laugh
To be honest, how much did you spend?
It's a private matter so I can't tell you
That's all
Thank you
Next is...
Can I bite you smoothly?
Umeda Hikari!
He is a mafia-style entertainer, and he is good at seductive type and performance by Ileva.
Especially popular is Ileva Manbiki Jimenhen!
There is a supermarket in Bedtown, near Tokyo.
The damage of Ileva Manbiki Jimenhen is 1.5 million yen per year.
Ileva Manbiki Jimenhen is the man who received the SOS of Ileva Manbiki Jimenhen.
Ileva Manbiki Jimenhen is said to be "no one can catch Ileva Manbiki Jimenhen without Ileva".
Let's meet Ileva Manbiki Jimenhen.
Ileva Manbiki Jimenhen sometimes changes its appearance and gets lost in the crowd.
That's why it's called "that arm is that arm".
It's not a stone, it's a huge...
What Picadery marked was whether there would be 2 meters of caution.
Immediately, Picadery chases foreigners and dives into the best position.
It's always exciting.
Stop it!
That's what we interviewed heard.
However, that request does not reach.
Ileva!
The product went into a foreigner's hat.
Are you okay?
Picadery answers in Canadian English.
Picadery's brilliant self-confidence.
Men who have heard of the noise are bullying foreigners.
Foreigners are always in danger and working side by side.
Picadery's decision to call men was a nuclear attack.
What does "men, men, men" mean?
He's calling men.
You have to tell the truth until you call men.
So, we asked him to tell the truth in the studio.
Can you grab Picadery's chest?
He's calling men!
I saw it in a music video.
He's calling men!
The tenth one is Shin Oni.
Now, he's climbing up to become a celebrity who represents the show.
A laughing cyborg!
In a newspaper that shouldn't be laughing,
he showed off his potential.
Yes... Yes... Yes... Yes... Yes... Yes... Yes... Yes... Yes...
In fact, from what I heard,
is your husband very good at imitating?
Yes, he is.
His impersonation is of Pete Takeshi, for example.
Now, please let us have your husband show us.
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Endo, you bastard!
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Chiaki, what else can you do?
I can imitate Shinichi Mori.
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What did you say?
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OK, man.
Please imitate Akira Kobayashi.
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Do better.
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Which scene is this? What is it?
Furthermore, in "Hotelman That Can't Be Laughed At",
the evolved Shin-Oni-World explodes!
If Antonio Inoki is a hotel employee...
Welcome!
Enter here!
I brought it!
Then let's go!
In the next dance review,
a mysterious dance will also be revealed!
We are the ones! We are the ones! We are the ones!
We are the ones!
Characters who have created many famous scenes so far.
We are the ones!
Their destructive power, which was only given to those who were smiled at by laughing gods,
has sometimes surpassed professional laughter.
From now on too, Gaki no Tsukai...
will continue to discover new characters!
Gaki no Tsukai DVD "Hotel Room Where You Must Not Laugh"
will be on sale December 8th!
For the first time on sale, you will receive a luxurious special disc!
For more information, visit the bandai homepage!