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HIGH TENSION THE BEST TEN
High Tension The Best Ten is a tough band that chases themselves to the limit.
Tonight, they will release one song to the first place.
Next, the sixth place of this week is...
374 points.
The man in the end is...
DRANK DRAGON, TSUKAJIMUGA!
Congratulations!
That's pretty...
You look better today.
That's right.
Suzuki san, you look amazing today.
You look more white than Sukeki.
I have white make up on, but it's still white.
You look good.
But you have a great presence.
Really? Thank you.
Thank you.
Sasaki san, can you tell us about Suzuki san?
I have a special skill.
When you say "nose hole", it's usually round, right?
Yes.
I want to change it to a square.
You want to change "nose hole" to a square?
Right now, it's round.
It's a normal "nose hole", right?
Yes.
Here I go!
This is no good.
This is...
This is no good.
But you changed it, right?
Yes.
Now, TSUKAJI san, please stand by.
Thank you.
TSUKAJI san is amazing.
You look like Doakman Saku.
You're right.
Now, let's move on to this week's 6th place.
6th place.
"Drunk Dragon" TSUKAJI MUGADE.
In the end, the man is...
Men of the world,
this is how you do it, right?
This is how you do it, right?
I know!
This is how you do it, right?
I know!
This is how you do it, right?
This is all I have.
This is my only dream.
I don't get along with my parents anymore.
This is my only job.
I can't find another job.
That's why I have to do it.
But in the end, it looks good.
Thank you very much.
It was wonderful.
Thank you very much.
You said you wouldn't let me feel the time.
I wish I could watch it on Blu-ray.
Let's move on.
The 5th place of this week is...
492 points.
It's a big prize.
Savannah Yagi Masumi.
Congratulations, Yagi-san!
The expectations are higher than last week.
Yes, they are.
We're going to push the prize money.
You're more excited than usual today.
Can you shout it out?
Go ahead and shout it out.
Do you like Brazil?
You're rubbing it too much.
I can't be here alone today.
Can you do it alone?
Of course.
He has high potential.
Is that enough?
Can you give me some time?
Sure.
Five seconds.
You're rubbing it too much.
Can you do it alone?
Of course.
You're rubbing it too much.
Three times in a row.
Today, I'm going to catch up with you.
Can you catch up with me?
I'm catching up with you.
Somen noodles...
Aren't they unexpectedly heavy?
All right.
Let's do it.
All right.
Let's do it.
All right!
All right! Here we go!
All right!
The spoon of parfait is so long!
Are you saying it or writing it?
All right!
All right! The last one!
The last one?
Who are you talking to?
All right!
It was generated by the game center's pachinko!
All right! Let's make a joke from now on!
Are you going to stop it?
What are you going to do?
Are you going to stop it?
It's about 30 centimeters!
All right!
Enjoy it in Panama!
The spoon of gobi is so long!
All right!
Bread!
Rice!
Bread!
Rice!
Bread! Rice! Bread! Rice! Bread! Rice!
Finally, karaoke!
All right! Thank you very much!
I see!
Even if it's high tension, people are different!
That's right! People are different!
Let's move on! The fourth place of this week is...
568 points!
"Shami and Students", "Wild Bombs", "Kawashima", "Kunihiro"
Congratulations!
You don't have to do it yourself
What are you saying?
You don't have to do it yourself
I'm sorry
Thank you
Kawashima san, we have a present for you
We gave you a present before
We'll let you run away for now
Since you've been congratulating us for a while, we'll give you a book for your children
What was it again?
A book for children
A picture book?
Yes, a picture book
That's not for sale!
It's not a picture book!
What is "ponkotsu" anyway?
Who said "ponkotsu"?
Yes, please!
Chasso's hat
What is "Chasso's hat"?
His name is Yanagi Kouki
Everyone calls him "Chasso"
You sound like him!
He's thinking about which hat to wear
"Chasso" is good
This is good, that's good
There are various hats
Okay, I've decided! Let's do this!
Chasso is happy, it's decided!
Let's do this super cute knit hat!
Let's do it like that!
Okay, let's put it on!
Chasso, let's put it on!
Oh, Chasso, your hat is so small!
Right? This is where it gets important.
This is where it gets important.
I want a cute hat.
I want cute clothes.
I want cute animals.
We are all humans and animals.
Think about it.
Humans are only alive on earth.
And more broadly,
earth and we are
the universe!
Okay, let's put this on.
Let's put it on.
I'm scared!
Why Chasso?!
Thank you!
Thank you for giving us such a present!
Thank you!
We are ready!
This week's winner is
Shami and students!
Mr. Aoko!
Mr. Aoko, use this shami and hit me in the head!
Mr. Aoko!
Use this shami and hit me in the head!
Mr. Aoko!
Use this shami and hit me in the head!
Nobody
will hit me in the head
with this shami.
I'm sad.
I'm sad!
I am the one and only Heiken Onnen!
I... I...
I am the one and only Heiken Onnen!
Heiken Onnen! Heiken Onnen! Heiken Onnen!
Yeah!
Space!
Thank you very much!
That was wonderful!
You were left in space three times in a row.
I've been scared since I came out.
Did you feel like you were in hell?
I'm going to say it.
"Best 3" is coming up.
This week's "best 3" is...
725 points!
Ichiro Onnen and Kokoriko Enzo Shouzou!
Congratulations!
Ichiro Onnen?
What a strange title!
You're in the "best 3" because you're in third place.
That's right.
I've been doing this for 13 years.
I'll do my best, too.
Stop it!
Hamada said to Masato, "Stop it."
How is your condition today?
It's getting cold.
I've heard rumors that the wind is blowing.
I'll do my best, too.
I won't lose to the wind.
Stop it!
You don't have to laugh at me.
I'm sorry, but I'm useless.
Chiba, you're always in first place.
What happened to his back?
I was sitting in a chair with my friend.
Are you okay?
It's dangerous.
How have you been?
Are you okay?
How have you been?
Let's move on to this week's third place.
Endo Kogoriko and Ichiro Ningen.
I missed you!
Oh, it's already over.
The battle has just begun!
Let's go!
Well, first of all...
Hm?
First of all...
First of all, including the ink...
Throw it!
Die!
Nice landing! Nice landing!
I kicked it at once!
That's too much!
Out!
(Laughs)
Where you're about to hit your right...
To the left...
I knew it! To the right!
Run!
Oh, this is the home run, isn't it?
I'll run slowly.
I'll run slowly for now.
It's the home run, after all.
I'll run slowly for now...
After kicking the sandwich base...
I'll end up running in a weird way until I reach the home run.
(Laughs)
I'll end up running in a weird way!
(Laughs)
Then, I'll go to the home run.
It's the home run, but...
I don't know why, but...
I'll go in with the sliding technique of cross play.
(Laughs)
Let's have a match of drop shot.
(Laughs)
Isn't it a strawberry?
It looks like a strawberry.
In course drop shot...
Who's that?
Who's running?
Course drop shot is like this!
I'm rooting for you!
Can you do it?
(Laughs)
Is it the best three?
There's more!
This week's second place is...
833 points.
HAPPY BOY EVOLUTION.
Masuda Okada and Okada Keisuke!
Congratulations!
Yes, thank you very much.
Yes.
Good morning.
You're always like this.
That's right! Last time you were like this too.
No, it's not like that.
Do you have glasses or something? I feel like you do.
I do have a little.
Right? Minor changes.
Yes, evolution.
I see.
I know.
You know?
I know.
Thank you very much.
Okada-san, your son is a rebellious period.
That's right.
What? With that tone of voice...
For a little happy boy, I'm going to say a little unhappy talk now.
I see.
How old is your son?
First year of middle school.
Ah!
Your son...
He's grown up.
That's right.
That's why even if we talk about things in the past, he always answers me.
That's right, that's right.
But recently, even if we talk about things, he doesn't answer me.
"How's school?" I say.
It's fine.
Are you playing basketball?
How's basketball club?
It's fine.
Are you going to school?
It's fine.
Are you going to Sawajiri Erika?
The moment I say that, the door on the "sir" part closes.
Well, um...
I'm saying it because of my son, so...
Are you Sawajiri Erika?
No, no, no.
How about a little happy boy laughing phenomenon?
Would you like me to say it?
How about a little happy boy laughing phenomenon?
How about it?
Please say it.
No!
Please say it.
I'm thinking about it.
I'm sorry, please say it.
Please say it.
Ah, I'm sorry.
Please say it.
Among the laughing phenomenon...
Okay, let's go!
I'm sorry for bothering you.
It's about that every time.
No, but really, I can feel you laughing more and more.
This week's second!
Masuda Okada and Okada Keisuke's happy boy evolution!
Yes, we have a happy boy.
Wow, it's here!
It's Bubuzera, right?
Thank you, Bubuzera.
Doh!
Boo! Boo! Boo!
My Bubuzera!
Happy boy!
Wow!
All of it in Japanese.
It's Happy's favorite American clapper.
It's Happy's favorite.
Let me see.
Doh!
It starts with this.
My clapper!
Happy boy!
Wow!
This is the last one.
Like this.
Thank you.
Let's have a funny happy talk.
Doh!
Happy boy!
Doh! Boo!
Happy boy!
Wow!
See you!
Thank you!
That was great!
Wow!
Happy boy!
Let's see.
The first place of Science Weekly is...
From 1973...
Poo!
Hosei Yamasaki!
He appeared with this title.
Hello! You are Mr. Yamasaki, aren't you?
I think so.
You just appeared.
Thank you.
What did you do, Mr. Yamanouchi?
I can't speak.
But it can't be helped.
Are you okay?
It's impossible for a variety show.
Yes, it's not a variety show.
The voice actor's face color has also changed a little.
I'm a little prepared now.
Mr. Yamanouchi is always like that.
The way you appear and the way you speak are different.
That's perfect.
It seems like you're ready.
Let's go.
You're always like that, aren't you?
Here we go.
That's good.
That's good, Mr. Yamanouchi.
Let's go.
This week's number one.
Mr. Yamanouchi's poop.
Poop!
Mr. Poop!
Mr. Poop, please.
Huh?
Who's watching?
Another foreigner!
Hey! Hey! You ate it, didn't you?
Hey! You ate it, didn't you?
Yes! Yes! Eat it!
Flower! Shit! Eat it!
I came to the lake.
Oh, it was hard.
There was a scene.
Mr. Poop!
What's that?
I'll take the fish!
Mr. Poop!
Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na-na...
Ah! I got the fish! Look, it's right here!
See? I got it!
Please do it! The river is coming! This fish!
It's after my fish!
What?
I got it! I did it! I won! I won!
I won!
What's that?
Don't laugh!
Is it over?
No, it's not.
I'll come back. I'll look for it again.
It's kabuki!
It's like Malaysia... Ah, it's kabuki!
It's kabuki!
Don't laugh!
The next one...
It's hard.
Please forget everything that happened!
I can forget?
You should forget a lot of things.
This is the worst.
My soul!
At last!
Think of something for me!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
It's a little too much!
I just remembered what I did earlier!
Look at the camera!
Okay, pose!
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