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High Tension the Best Tempo
It is a stage where entertainers raise their tension to the limit and show off their ultimate entertainment.
High tension, the best ten!
Good evening.
I've been doing this for quite a while.
But it's been about a year.
It's been about a year.
Well, well, well, everyone.
Most of it is what high school students do.
I'd like you to take a good look at it.
It's not something you should think about.
That's right, that's right.
If you look at it lightly.
Some of you may be high school students.
I'm not saying that.
I'm not asking for much.
Of course, of course.
Well, let's get started.
This week's tenth place is...
53 points.
Besides the memories of petting a dog,
besides the memories of petting a dog,
"Besides the memories of petting a dog," "Kokoriko Tanaka Naogi."
Congratulations!
Thank you!
I know what you're thinking.
I know.
I know you're thinking about it.
You're in the top ten of all time.
That's right.
I've been doing high tension for 13 years.
It seems like I haven't grasped high tension at all.
Of course, I've been watching you for a long time.
But you've always been in the 13th place.
In my opinion...
You're in the 10th place!
No, no, no.
In my opinion, you're probably in the 13th place.
Okay, you're in third place!
Thank you!
Right?
I don't have much to say to you, Mr. Tanaka.
I need you to encourage me.
Thank you very much.
In this week's 10th place...
"Kokoriko Tanaka Naogi" with...
Dog, bark.
Other than feelings.
YES!
COME ON!
YES, COME ON!
WHAT?!
NO! YES YES YES YES YES!
He's finally here
Finally
[screeching]
It's getting funny.
[screeching]
If you are a trainer, you should have thrown the towel.
I'm glad you didn't.
We won't do it today.
We will do it first.
[screeching]
The 9th place is ...
89 points
My mom bought me a bicycle
Peace Matayoshi Naoki
Here you are
Peace san, you are here for the first time
9th place
I thought Ayabe san would be defeated
That's right
But I want to go
You know I'm high tension
I have no image
I'm high tension today
I feel like I'm 10th place
I was a little worried
But I knew he would be 9th place
Are you okay?
9th place? You should have been defeated
I want to be 3rd place
What?
Hanoi san
You can't do that
You can't do like that
I was watching you for a while
You can't do like that
I was watching you for a while
It's okay to pretend
But you shouldn't do like that
Please come back
9th place this week
Peace Matayoshi Naoki's mom bought him a bicycle
There is no key!!
Why won't you go home because you don't have a key?!
I hope you can get the keys, there is no key...
wait, you can just smash them with the key you probably just can't, you can go home without it!
This is the worst, because you don't have a key you can't come home!
I can walk home because I don't have a key, but I can't leave my bicycle at home because I don't have a key.
Mom! Dad! Grandpa! Grandma died! I can't go home because I don't have a key.
I can walk home because I don't have a key, but I can't leave my bicycle at home because I don't have a key.
Thank you very much!
That was wonderful!
I'm glad you liked it.
Huh? What's wrong?
I can't stop shaking my knees.
Is that so?
I'm glad you're wearing thick underwear.
I'm glad you liked it.
Please go back to your seats.
Let's move on.
This week's 8th place is ...
147 points!
Yokihi, Cleopatra, Kasuga, Audrey, Kasuga, Toshiaki!
Congratulations!
Welcome over here
How about you Umi san?
It's your first time here right?
Yes it's my first time
I'm looking forward to it
I've been here quite a few times
I'm very happy
But "Teo Shizumo" and "TKJ" and "High Tension"
All of them come out as "Tsukisoi"
"Tsukisoi" comes out as "Tsukisoi"
It's different isn't it?
That's right
Last year at the end of the year special "Hotel"
The only cast who didn't get cut
They were strangled
They were strangled and it was over
It was around 9 and it was around 3 or 4 in the middle of the night
Did you know that it was a cut at the site?
At the site too
That's right
So today we want you to put on a heavy burden
Please stand by
Let's go
It's okay
It's okay to say bad things
8th place this week
Audrey Kasuga Toshiaki and
Yokihi Cleopatra Kasuga
It's okay
No, no, no, no!
Haha...
Oh, it's moving!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! No!
Take it!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
What is it, you idiot?
Yes, thank you!
That was a rough one!
More and more acquaintances are coming!
Yes, yes, they're coming!
It's getting hotter and hotter.
Yes, it's fine.
Let's go!
Next, this week's 7th place is!
251 points!
"Regret" 2010!
Elec Comics' Yatsui Ichiro!
Welcome!
Hello!
It's been a while!
I really regret it!
No, no, you don't have to regret anything!
Thank you for having me!
There's nothing wrong with it!
I thought it wouldn't have mattered if it wasn't 2010!
In history?
Yes!
No, it's not like that!
No, it's really not like that!
Is that the story of "King of Cont?"
Yes, it is!
That was great!
8th place!
That's right!
Was it 3,900 copies?
That's right!
8th place!
Yes!
We received quite a response!
That's right!
At the beginning of the show, for about an hour, we said it might not work anymore!
Yes!
That's right!
It was smooth!
Ever since then, every time I get on the train, I tell the girls...
I accept it!
Is that so?
Yes!
That's great!
8th place!
Wait a minute!
I really accept it!
Let's not talk about negative things anymore!
I really regret it!
That's right!
We're high-tensioned today!
That's right!
Standby, please!
Yes!
I think this is the battle!
Can you do it this time?
I'm sure you can do it!
We're high-tensioned today!
Of course!
I think this is the battle!
We're already high-tensioned!
That's right! It's our first appearance!
It's more serious than "King of Conte"!
We're one step up!
This alone is amazing!
Let's go!
This week's 7th!
"Elec Comic" Yatsui Ichiro's "Koukai 2010"!
I should have done a different story!
I was close to 200 and I made a mistake!
I should have done a different story!
I can't think of anything!
"Even if I regret it, I can't do anything about it! I wish I had done something else! I wish I had done something else! I regret it so much!
Mmmmmm! It's fixed!
Thank you very much!
It's fixed, right?
It's fixed.
It's completely...
It's completely fixed.
Yes.
Well, it's been a while since I saw a wave screen this close.
Wave screens are like this, you know.
That's right.
I wish 2010 wasn't so bad.
Before we announce 6th place, we'd like to welcome 3 entertainers who are close to the top 10.
Here they are!
What I wanted to tell you more than 'this is crazy!'
The 18th place goes to "double engine" Chan Kawaisu!
Thank you!
I'm so excited!
Thank you!
Let's start with Etto.
You have a special skill?
Yes, thank you!
Actually, I remember capital of all countries.
I can say funny things with capital's name.
You can say funny things with capital's name?
I hope you'll teach me next time.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.
I see.
I'm sorry, I understand.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.
East city mall
Capital of "east city mall" is "diri".
"East city mall" is so hot.
The sun is shining.
France
Capital of "france" is "paris".
When you dry laundry in "france", it's "paris".
cameroon
Capital of "cameroon" is "yaoon".
"cameroon" is so hard that "yaoon" is weak.
It's vicious cycle.
No one is bad.
If I were to say "bad", I'd say "everyone".
Please do it three times.
I'll do it.
He was ranked 18th of this week.
What you wanted to say more than 'I love you, idiot.'
I'll take care of the rest of it, so you can go home.
It's a date, isn't it?
Look, you're a boxer's boyfriend.
Take good care of yourself.
See you.
Cute!
Good boy!
That boy's a good boy!
Don't laugh!
What are you talking about?
Shit!
You're a boxer, but you're flirting with girls!
I'm hungrier than you!
I did it!
Shit!
I won't die until I do it!
What?!
Thank you very much!
It was a good ending.
At the end, I said something I don't know.
I can't give you a name.
Here it is!
"Healthy" ranked 16th.
Tanosshingo
"Tanosshingo" san, you've been on "New Year's Day" show.
Did you have a break this year?
Yes, thankfully...
I think I did.
"I think I did" doesn't come up.
"I think I did" doesn't come up. That's quite a lot.
"I think I did" doesn't come up.
I'll work harder.
To make you excited, I'll let you take off your clothes.
Don't mess with me!
I love you, Hamada-san. I took off my clothes because you were there.
Don't say that!
Let me see your last button.
I'm sorry. It's my first time.
What are you talking about?
You're staring at me!
Just a little more!
Big brother!
Stop it!
"I think I did" ranked 13th.
"I think I did" ranked 16th.
Why?
What's wrong with you, you fool?
Why?
Why?!
Why?
Why huh?
Why everyday?
Why?
- What? - Why?
Show me!
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Thank you very much
What was that "die once and for all" in the middle of it?
What was it?
It was something I usually don't say
That's right
So I said "die once and for all"
The hard work of the people in the ranking committee is amazing
That's right
It was fun
What are you doing in the ranking committee?
We can still watch it?
Let's bring in the next entertainer!
Please come in!
The 10th oldest chick in the ranking committee, Shinji!
That's amazing
Who is it?
It's Shinji
I said "Shinji-san"
It's Shinji-san, our senior
What?!
My senior
Not "me" but "senior"
Our senior for 3 years
Shinji-san
I don't know anything about the sea or mountains, so I don't know what to do.
I heard you have a specialty.
Oh, this is it!
Shinji-san, show us.
What specialty? What is it?
As soon as you say your name, we'll give you an award.
It's like...
It's like "dejavu"
I'm worried about "dejavu"
Can I say my favorite place?
Toyama Prefecture
Toyama Prefecture!
Toyama!
Oita Prefecture
Oita!
Saitama Prefecture
Saitama!
Akujunkai!
Akujunkai
It's fast, but the reaction is...
Standby, please!
This week's 13th place is...
Shinji and Hiroko!
Kurupipupapipu!
Drop it there.
Drop it once.
Kurupipupapipu!
It's over.
Thank you very much!
You mean "kioko" right?
Yes "kioko"
Don't fool me, Mickeymon!
Next week, High Tension! The Best Show!
Mickeymon! Mickeymon!
From 6th to 1st, we will reveal it all!
Who will be 1st in High Tension?
A funny DVD "Hotelman! Don't Laugh!"
It will be released December 8th!
Today...
For the first limited edition, a luxurious special disc will be included!
For more information, please visit the show's homepage!