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If you know the truth, you will be saved! If you say the light, you will be saved! Tonight, you will see the mystery of the universe!
Good evening, I am your host, Shigeru Kazhibara.
And once again, our guests for "Miracle Witness" are...
"Downtown"'s "Gaki no Tsukai" and "Ara-hen".
Thank you for joining us.
- We are here for the first time. - We are here for the first time.
- It's like we are here again. - It's like we are here again.
Everyone, up until now...
"Uranai Magic" champion, "Manbiki G-man" host, "Kaidan" and "Stuntman" archaeologist...
"Anophi Cadery" and "Umeda" have witnessed many miracles.
But in reality, they are...
"If you know the truth," UFO researcher.
- What do you think of that? - Well...
- They all have different faces. - Yeah, they all have different faces.
I've heard that he's an old man who lives in "Downtown".
- No, I don't think that's true. - No, I don't think that's true.
And now, let us call...
The revolutionary researcher who will overturn all of our patriarchal foundations...
"If you know the truth," UFO researcher...
"Anophi Cadery" and "Umeda"!
Umeda Cadery
Mysterious circles they discovered so far are many
The circle of university is "Ampton"
Their favorite convenience store is "Circle K"
Tonight, "Umeda Cadery" will open their mysterious door!
Umeda Cadery
Wow! It's coming!
It's coming!
Now, we will show you a metal that doesn't exist on earth
which was discovered in "UFO research" by "Picadery" for many years
Really?
Yes. "Picadery", could you show us?
It's "jarajara"
It's like "kozeni"
It's in my pocket
Could you show us "jarajara"?
Could you show us?
Can I take it in my hand?
Mr. Picadery, have you ever noticed this metal being big?
No, I haven't
I don't know what it is
Mr. Picadery, do you know this metal?
It's "kashirinu" metal
It's "kasei" metal.
"kasei" metal.
Can you show me?
It's "rare" metal.
You know what it is, don't you?
Yes, I do.
If you touch the earth's atmosphere...
you will disappear.
Disappear?
This is a very reasonable story.
Is it reasonable?
You are touching it.
If you don't know what it is, don't say it.
Don't be interested in it.
Well, as Mr. Matsumoto said...
Let's watch this.
What is it?
This is a UFO video captured by many UFO researchers.
As you can see...
there are "skies" type, "domes" type and "sars" type UFOs.
However, Mr. Picadery, who is one or two levels above these UFO researchers...
captures UFOs of completely different dimensions.
This is not it.
For example...
This is it.
What is it?
This is...
"hommaguro" type.
What?
"hommaguro" type.
I have seen it for the first time.
That's right!
He said it for the first time.
Mr. Picadery, where is it captured?
It can be captured anywhere, can't it?
Where is this picture?
It can be captured anywhere, can't it?
Where is this picture?
Mr. Picadery, I want you to speak more powerfully.
This is a tuna.
You haven't seen this either, have you?
What is this?
Now, this UFO.
This is...
a whisperer.
What?
A whisperer.
Isn't it a whisperer?
Mr. Hamada is correct.
A whisperer.
Isn't it a whisperer?
A whisperer.
Isn't it a whisperer?
A whisperer.
Listen carefully!
I heard you say "whisperer" from here.
Isn't it a whisperer?
Yes, it is.
What is this?
What is it?
This is...
an unbreakable disc.
An unbreakable disc.
Is it "gata"?
"Gata", "gata", right?
It's not "gata".
Unbreakable disc.
"Gata".
It's "gata", isn't it?
Disc.
It's "gata", isn't it?
It's not "gata", is it?
It's more stubborn than I thought.
Isn't the quality decreasing more and more?
Everyone, it seems that there is still a bit of doubt.
In fact, there is an American UFO patent that Picaterry discussed thoroughly about a famous person and UFOs.
Let's take a look at it here.
Please.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Thank you for having me.
I'm Yaoi Hikase.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you for having me.
When did you first see UFOs, Yaoi?
I think it was 1972.
I saw it in the daytime in Tokyo.
I see.
The back was blue and there were no clouds.
It was a beautiful day.
I see.
I think it was more than twice as big as Jumbo.
It was horizontal.
It was like a firefly.
I see.
The whole thing...
It was like a ghost story.
I see.
It got smaller and smaller as I watched it.
I see.
There were other people who watched it with me.
It's very impressive.
It's different.
Is it?
Have you ever seen aliens, Yaoi?
I've never seen aliens.
I have.
You do?
I have a lot of them.
But...
Is it true, Mr. Umeda?
Don't underestimate me.
I'm going to break you up.
What are you going to do?
You're the one who's going to break me up.
Excuse me.
Mr. Piccadilly, are you sleeping? Are you okay?
Mr. Piccadilly?
I came down from the studio.
Mr. Piccadilly?
Are you okay, Mr. Piccadilly?
I came down from the studio.
Mr. Piccadilly?
I came down from the studio.
Wait a minute. Are you okay, Mr. Piccadilly?
Mr. Piccadilly?
Is this "The Queen"?
I'm really sorry, but...
Wait a minute, Mr. Piccadilly.
Are you sleeping?
Mr. Piccadilly?
Are you really sleeping?
The next song?
No, no, no.
Matsumoto-san, you said it was rude when you saw the UFO in the U.S., but...
What's wrong with you?
Ouch!
What's wrong with you, Matsumoto-san?
What's wrong with you?
Sit down, sit down, sit down!
He's a weirdo.
He's completely frozen.
He's really sleepy, isn't he?
He's sleepy, he's sleepy.
Now, this is Picadilly-san's latest UFO research pattern.
We're going to interview Picadilly-san, who has arrived at the shocking fact!
Unidentified flying object - UFO.
This UFO was first spotted in the world 60 years ago, in 1947.
Even last year, 643 UFOs have been spotted all over the world.
Many researchers have challenged UFO research and come up with various hypotheses and myths.
Meanwhile, there was a man who went to the U.S. to find out the truth of UFOs.
That man's name is...
Picadilly-Umeda, research fellow and UFO researcher of the century!
What is the reality of the UFOs that this man has discovered?
The truth of UFOs will finally be revealed!
Emergency Special! UFOs in Real Life!
In Fort Morgan, a small city in the U.S. and Colorado,
since October of last year, UFOs have appeared in real life, and tens of thousands of people have witnessed them.
Not only that, but surprisingly vivid photos of UFOs have been taken one after another.
In order to prove their true relationship, Picadilly- Umeda headed for Fort Morgan.
He visited a house built in one corner of the city.
Mr. John Phoenix, a resident of this house, has seen UFOs and aliens.
My name is Midder Piccadilly.
Nice to meet you, Piccadilly. I've been waiting for you.
Mr. John is an influential person in the city, and for this incident, he has no regrets about the fear of losing the trust of the people of the city.
It happened last Christmas Eve.
I was in the living room drinking alone.
Then the outside of the window suddenly became bright, and when I went outside, I couldn't believe it, but UFO-like things were flying in the sky of the garden.
At first I thought it was a drunk person, but it was definitely a UFO.
At that time, by chance, the photo taken by Mr. John clearly showed a UFO.
Piccadilly, who heard this story, speaks of his shock.
While you lost your memory, your human body has been remodeled.
What? That's ridiculous!
Then bring me an old photo and show me.
Mr. John, who can't hide his impatience at Piccadilly's sudden judgment.
In the photo Mr. John brought, shock evidence was displayed.
Your chin is not shaking in the photo, is it?
A microchip is embedded in your chin!
This is a photo taken by Mr. John two years ago.
Compared to his previous chin, you can see that it is completely sagging.
Certainly, even from the eyes of us amateurs, it was clear that a microchip was embedded in Mr. John's chin.
Mr. John was shocked by the shocking fact.
Why doesn't it end?
From now on, he will live with the name "microchip" in his heart.
In this way, he solved another mystery.
However, why does he continue this job, which is marked by the U.S. government and is even more dangerous for aliens?
Americans basically only eat hamburgers.
That's why they want everything to be theirs.
However, even if I fire the U.S. government, I will continue my research on evil.
I'm scared of the U.S., so I won't quit my research for a moment!
However, his research on UFOs continues to seek one truth.
What do you think of this VTR that reveals the truth of aliens?
Is a microchip embedded in your chin?
In my chin?
Yes, it is.
It is still embedded.
What is the purpose of the microchip?
Yes, it has a purpose.
It's full of mysteries.
Yes, sorry.
Picadilly hasn't been solved yet.
Well, in the previous VTR, Picadilly was in contact with aliens who have been humanized.
In fact, Picadilly himself has been humanized.
What?!
Picadilly-san, could you please take off your hat for a moment?
Picadilly-san, you've been quiet a lot.
This is...
You have a dictionary, don't you?
First of all, it's this one.
It's been...
Will you pull it out, Hane-chan?
Well...
Not all of them are machines.
Some of them are left behind.
Will you pull it out?
Well...
If you suddenly show it to me...
Well...
I was told in advance, so I didn't pull it out that far.
But if you suddenly show it to me, you'll pull it out, right?
Did you pull it out, Hane-chan?
As I said just now...
She pulled it out.
Well...
If you suddenly show it to me, you might have pulled it out.
But you pulled it out a little in advance, so you didn't pull it out that far.
Then you won't pull it out anymore, right?
Why are you so obsessed with it?!
No, I won't pull it out anymore.
Well, you know...
I'm glad.
Well, thanks to this human body modification, Picaterry has acquired superpowers.
Well, everyone, this is a pen, as you know.
Picaterry can move this pen without using his hands.
Well, Picaterry, please.
It's coming. It's coming. It's coming.
It's coming. It's coming.
What do you think?
Should we change the angle?
No, not at all.
We won't make it a video.
Really?
Yes.
I can't do it because you're watching.
Why?
No.
Then...
It's not a story itself.
You're watching a TV show.
If you don't agree with me,
you can request anything you want.
Then...
Can I say something?
Mr. Endo, please.
We can separate our bodies and put them back together.
With our psychic powers.
Even with our psychic powers...
This is amazing.
We can separate our bodies and put them back together.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
It's flashing in my head!
This is a little dangerous.
Dangerous? What's dangerous?
Hey, manager!
Manager, are you there?
Mr. Piazzi!
It's dangerous.
What's wrong?
Can you do it for me?
I can't do it.
Can you do it for me?
It's hard to see.
It's really hard to see.
Hard...
To see?
What are you doing?
This is bad, isn't it?
It's just plain water, your water. You must be tired.
Drink some water and you'll be fine.
Canada?
I'm worried, worried.
What are you doing?
Are you touching your butt too much?
What are you doing, Kika-san?
What's going on?
I don't know.
Okay, now we know. Thank you very much.
Everyone, thank you for waiting.
Now that we've heard from Piccadilly-san and the manager,
this superpower requires a lot of physical strength.
What happens if you leave it like that?
Will you show my superpower to the earthlings?
Are you okay?
If you show it to the earthlings...
A space war will happen.
What did you say?
If you leave it like this...
A space war...
If you show your superpower to the earthlings...
It's not good for the earth if it continues like this.
If it continues like this, a space war will happen.
You don't know how dangerous a space war is, do you?
- It's a big deal. - It's a bit of a shame.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
The shivering when you're soaked in a ray gun...
It's a symptom.
It's shivering.
Shivering.
- So if we keep chasing Mr. Pikazei... - Yes.
- It'll be a space war. - Yes.
And in order to prevent that...
You'll communicate with another world, won't you?
Yeah.
I'll communicate and ask.
- Can you do that? - Yes.
I'll communicate and ask.
- Can you communicate and ask? - I'll communicate and ask...
I'll communicate and ask now.
- That's amazing. - No, no, no.
- You can't do that. - You can't do that.
- Huh? An antenna. - An antenna.
- It's short. - It's only a little.
Hello?
- Yeah, yeah. - Communicate, huh?
It's like an old cell phone.
- Communicate. - It's free of charge, huh?
Yeah.
Hey...
It's about a space war...
A war?
- You say it's not a war... - No, no, no.
- Then... - Huh?
Is it okay?
Okay!
Thank you!
It's English.
It's still okay.
What is it?
- A space war. - A space war.
It's still okay.
- I see. - That's good.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
So, Mr. Piccadilly has shown us many truths,
but in fact, in this exclusive broadcast of "The Musician",
aliens...
will be called to this place.
- What? - What?
- Mr. Kajiwa! - Yes?
- What? Are you serious? - Yes!
- What? - What?
I will translate this.
Now, everyone will experience...
the missionary encounter.
And...
the great historian...
is you in front of the TV!
This place, where you are now, may look like a rooftop anywhere in the world,
but it is also a place where you can meet aliens historically.
Now, Mr. Piccadilly...
Yes?
Shall we call the UFO of aliens?
UFO...
Now, we've moved forward!
Finally, Mr. Piccadilly is about to call UFOs and aliens!
He's ready!
The call has begun!
Oh! He spreads his arms!
As soon as he spreads his arms, the color of the sky seems to have changed a little!
Is that so?
It may be just my imagination!
Yes!
It's coming! It's coming!
The call has begun!
It's coming! The UFO is coming!
It's moving!
The UFO is coming!
He's concentrating!
The UFO is coming!
The call has begun!
Is it coming?
The UFO is coming!
Is the UFO coming?
The UFO is coming!
Is the UFO coming?
Where is it coming from?
Where is the UFO coming from?
Now, the UFO in the sky...
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Look, everyone!
Mr. Piccadilly!
The UFO is...
The UFO is... The red UFO is...
The red UFO is now driving in front of you!
The UFO is driving...
Oh! Yes!
Another yellow one!
A yellow UFO!
We can see a yellow UFO!
The red and yellow UFOs are driving in front of you!
The UFO is driving energetically!
Now, this UFO is...
It's driving towards Mr. Piccadilly!
It just disappeared!
The UFO is coming!
It's coming!
Is it driving?
Yes!
I was looking for a flight
I was looking for the sky
And the size
Can we run?
Sunday night special "Knowing the truth"
Researcher, Piccadilly Beda Emergency Case is now closed! See you again!