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- It's been a while, hasn't it? - I want to know more about Soichiro Tahara!
Quiz! 100 things about Soichiro Tahara!
Here's the first question!
Where is Soichiro Tahara from?
- Wow! - Huh?!
- I see, this kind of question exists, too. - Where is he from?
- This is hard... - Wow!
- I don't know. - I don't know.
- It's all about the atmosphere, right?
- I don't know. - Where is he from?
- I don't know. - I don't know at all.
- Surprisingly, it's like this. - Is it Kansai Prefecture?
Here's the answer!
- Kochi... - Sorry, it's a little western.
Here's the correct answer!
(Soichiro Tahara is from Shiga Prefecture.)
- Where is Soichiro Tahara from? - I'm getting nervous.
- Shiga Prefecture, Hiko-nen-shi. - Shiga?!
- Huh?! - Shiga Prefecture!
- It's Shiga! - It's Kansai Prefecture!
- He's from Kansai Prefecture! - Hiko-nen!
- It's so close. - It's not close at all.
- If you look closely, it's like Hoto-chan. - It's Hoto-chan.
(Soichiro Tahara is from Shiga Prefecture.)
- If you look closely, it's like Queen Shakira. - Huh?!
- Well then, question 2!
- What is Soichiro's blood type?
- I don't know anything about this. - I have no idea.
- But we can't guess anything about this. - That's right.
- Let's go with the first line. - Okay.
- And... - "Arenai", "koi", "naine"... - That's complicated.
- "Arenai", "koi", "naine"... - I see.
- "Tanomodou", "hamada", "nani" and I'm like, "ah, that's it".
- "Ah, that's it". - I see.
- "Korewa" is "jya", "kore". - Ah, I see!
[Wrong answer]
I want to answer this.
It's "o"
There is no "o"
It's not an answer.
[Wrong answer]
I see.
Either "o" or "b"
It's "o"
Here is the correct answer.
It's "b"
Is it "b"?
"b" is too much.
"b" is...
Mr. Hamada, you are getting it right a lot.
It's too much, isn't it?
What is Souichiro's least favorite food?
I don't know what you are talking about.
Surprisingly...
I don't know.
[Wrong answer]
The answer is...
[Wrong answer]
"yuka"? (Japanese food)
This is...
"yuka"?
I'm getting mad.
Do you say "yuka" on purpose?
When I go abroad...
I say "what is this?"
That's how I feel.
Here is the correct answer.
My least favorite food?
Fish with blue meat.
Fish.
My head slipped.
Ah, this person is a little like me in a V-shape.
No, it's true.
Hey, I'm starting to see something.
That's right.
It's a little close.
It's a little close to me.
Can the captain endure for many seconds without blinking?
Do you want me to do that?
Shoes, how many seconds?
All right, let's go with this.
I don't know about that.
I'm an old man, so I don't know.
Sweetness.
I don't know about that.
This is...
No, it's either one of them.
The answer is open!
No, no, no, no, no.
How is it?
You just said it, didn't you?
It's true.
Ah, it's really close to me.
Yes.
I don't think it's that difficult.
It's close, isn't it?
Is it close?
It's a perfect announcement.
Perfect.
All right.
Shall we try it?
Ready, start!
At first...
Of course.
If you don't start with your eyes closed, it's already started.
That's amazing.
Wow, eye power!
Wow, you're pretty good at it.
That's amazing.
You're pretty good at it.
This is amazing.
I think you'll break a record.
This is long!
You're pretty good at it.
That's amazing.
Wow, you're good at it.
I'm sorry, but I can't do it at once.
Ah, there it is, there it is, there it is!
It's long!
You're pretty good at it.
You said "this dog is old."
No, I didn't say that.
You said "this dog is old."
No, no, no.
That's mean!
I'm a little...
No, no, I really like it.
I love Tara-san.
I love you.
When Soichiro sleeps, what kind of clothes does he sleep in?
Something just came up in my head.
I can see it.
I know what you're talking about, Endo.
Something just came up in my head, too.
Oh, you're talking about thighs.
Yes, yes.
Right?
It's smooth.
Now, here's the correct answer.
It's a healthy method.
Face up.
No, no, no!
It's a silver plate.
It's gone.
Oh, it went that way?
It's a V-shaped plate.
It went that way?
It's a blue plate.
I understand now.
This is a strange Japanese thing.
Well, we're weird in a certain sense.
That's right.
This is normal.
What is Soichiro's charm point?
What are you talking about?
Charm point?
There's no such thing.
Charm point?
Soichiro's charm point...
Charm point...
Well, if you say it yourself...
That's right.
Right?
What are you talking about?
The correct answer is...
This is difficult.
Who wrote "face up"?
Oh, me.
I feel like you're making fun of me.
Why are you making fun of me like that?
Am I making fun of you?
It's quite a charm point, isn't it?
"Face up" and "face down" are...
But you have an image of it, don't you?
It's clear, isn't it?
It's clear.
It's clear, but...
That's right.
The correct answer is...
There's no such thing, so...
If you say "face up", it means...
Make-san said "face up" because you have beautiful skin, but...
I see.
What do you think now?
Will it hit?
No, it won't.
It's only been a few years.
It has to hit like the previous one, or it won't hit.
No, it won't.
What is absolutely in Soichiro's bag?
No, of course there are a lot of things.
That's right.
Absolutely.
That's right.
No, of course there are a lot of things.
What is absolutely in Soichiro's bag?
The answer is open!
This is...
Here is the correct answer.
I don't have a bag right now.
That's right.
If you don't do it here...
If you do it like this...
Sometimes I get brain fog.
That's right.
If you do it like this...
Sometimes I get brain fog.
It's because of your motivation.
When does Soichiro feel the most stress?
What do you mean?
It's short-term.
Stress.
But it's the same for me that you don't have a bag right now.
That's right.
Matsumoto-san, you're getting hit a lot.
When I think about it...
What is it? Stress?
Is it like this?
The answer is open!
It's true that...
Endo...Tanaka...
Tanaka has feelings.
Feelings?
What feelings?
He has feelings.
Yes, yes.
Because of his beautiful skin?
Yes, yes.
Feelings?
Here's the correct answer!
When he's talking with a woman.
What does it mean?
I'd like to know.
Can we know what it means?
Can we know what he's talking about with a woman?
I'd like to know.
Right?
I'm annoyed by things like "let me write it", "don't let me write it".
You get caught up in various meanings.
Why is that?
I can't have feelings for a woman at all.
I'm dumped many, many times.
So when I talk with a woman, I get very nervous.
I think I'll be dumped again.
I see.
You get nervous.
Nervous.
You should have asked about this!
That's right.
How can you relieve stress?
My head just popped out of my mouth.
I see.
It's not coming out of my mouth.
Answer, open!
I don't think it's "get out" here.
Really?
No?
Really?
It's "stress relief method".
It's like "take it all out".
It's a big percentage.
Here's the correct answer.
"Stress relief method" is taking a bath and singing a song.
That's a lot of answers.
We did it thoroughly.
We did it almost every day.
Specifically.
We did it specifically.
We didn't get it at all.
What is the game that Souichiro used to play a lot when he was a kid?
Battlefield Rock.
Five people are confused by unexpected answers.
When I was a kid, it was baseball.
Now it's a boring job.
No one will get it right.
I don't feel like I'll get it right.
It's difficult.
It's a skill and it's difficult.
It might be a bad habit, but I use my phone a lot.
It's not a skill.
It's a bad habit.
It's a skill.
It's a hobby skill.
How close can the five of them get to Tahara's face?
I don't know.
There's no way Souichiro got it right.
What animal did Souichiro think of right now?
It's sudden, isn't it?
That's right.
It's sudden, isn't it?
It's complicated, isn't it?
The answer is...
I don't care what you say.
Yama-chan, you should get it right.
You should say "kirin" (kirin is a giraffe in Japanese)
I should get it right with this, right?
Here is the correct answer.
Oh!
Wow!
That length and this height...
That's life, isn't it?
How is it?
Show it to the camera.
Why are you stretching upwards?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
You think so, don't you?
No, I don't think so.
I don't think so.
There's no order of writing for elephants, but you started writing from a big place.
What is the name of Soichiro's first love?
That kind of question...
I don't know.
It'd feel good if we got this one.
Do you know this one?
No, you're lying.
That might be one of them.
Answer, open!
Well, you know.
That's how we all feel.
Is there an ending?
There's no ending.
Kimiko.
Kimiko?
Kimiko.
There is an ending for this era.
Then, here's the correct answer.
Kimiko Nishimura.
This is amazing!
Kimiko is still alive!
This is amazing!
This feels so good!
Kimiko Nishimura.
This is amazing!
This makes me happy.
When was Soichiro most popular?
Even for me...
He said he wasn't popular at all.
I'd say...
Get out of here.
I've never been popular.
Answer, open!
I've been popular since I became an old man.
I guess it's because you're a morning person.
Are you watching me until morning?
What are you saying?
You're making fun of me, aren't you?
What was that?
I'm not making fun of you!
Don't give me that weird look.
It's a little late, isn't it?
It's been 36 years.
Then, here's the correct answer.
I'm not popular, but...
If I had to say...
I guess it's since I became an old man.
How old were you?
When I was a little past thirty.
See? That's what I'm talking about.
I was scared of this.
I was waiting for this.
I thought it would come one day.
I've been waiting for it.
It came here and it came.
Wow!
What is Souichirou's biggest problem right now?
What?
I have no idea.
Answer, open!
What are you doing?
Finally...
Even the tree has gone crazy.
I definitely won't say that!
You won't say it?
I'm going to come back
with a bang!
I'm going to go "ira!"
Why "ira?"
I'm going to come back with a bang!
Here's the correct answer!
I'm 76 years old.
I'm happy and healthy.
Huh?
I wonder how far I can go.
I wonder if I can retire somewhere.
That's it.
What do you mean by "gain to destiny"?
Is that what you mean?
I'm 76 years old and I'm retired.
Is that what you mean?
I wonder if I can join SHIMO.
What did you think?
I wonder if I can join SHIMO TALK.
Retirement...
Does that mean you have sexual desire?
Sexual desire...
Does it exist or does it exist?
That's a delicate question.
My most ideal way of dying is...
For example,
when I meet you in the morning...
Oh, you're quiet now.
You looked like you were dead.
That's my ideal.
But is it okay for me to say that?
Or is it okay for me to say it myself?
I see.
That's why you want to retire.
Do you want to leave a job?
Or do you want to stay until the end?
A job...
When does SOICHIRO feel happy?
I have no idea.
You're SOICHIRO.
I have no idea.
My feelings...
I don't know my tendency.
The answer is...
We talked about it earlier.
I see.
Here is the correct answer.
I feel happiest when I'm in bed with a woman.
It's here.
I see.
I say this every now and then.
If you had one month off, what would you do?
I would do both.
That's right.
I would do both.
It's here.
The answer is...
It's a woman.
You said it's a woman.
If it's correct, you can't do both.
No, we can't do that.
What will you do?
Here is the correct answer.
If you had one month off, what would you do?
If you had one month off...
If you had one month off, what would you do?
I would work.
It's not a holiday.
If you had a holiday, you'd go.
If you had a holiday, you'd work.
What kind of answer is that?
Let's not get into that.
I know, but...
This is also a get-out pattern.
This is a get-out.
You have to register it.
What is Souichiro's most fashionable item?
Without being able to give an answer, these five people can't give an answer.
Will they be able to lead us to the correct answer?
Answer, open!
I see.
I'm not interested in fashion at all.
Well, I guess you're not.
I guess you're not.
Now, here's the correct answer.
A fashionable item.
I don't think there's anything fashionable about it.
No, that's enough of that.
The only thing...
It's not fashionable.
No, it's not.
Hey!
Wow!
What was that?!
You were touching it!
Yes.
When Soichiro meets a woman, what does he care about the most?
What does he care about...
(laughs)
Answer open!
It's really serious!
(laughs)
Soichiro, it's really serious!
You never get tired of it!
Or was it okay if it was just "shashamaru"? (laughs)
I don't know if it's serious or not...
Well...
I don't know if it's right or not...
Under the pants...
Endo's is a little vague...
What is it?
Then...
It's "koushuu", right?
"Koushuu"...
Now, here's the correct answer!
First of all...
For example...
I'll shake hands, right?
I'll wash my hands, right?
And then...
Maybe I have "koushuu" in me...
The smell of my mouth, right?
That's why I often...
Swallow it...
That's what it means, right?
You're full of motivation!
(laughs)
I feel like I'm a weird assistant!
Damn you, Endo!
You saved me!
Thank you!
No good!
Then...
Question 50!
Half of it!
What makes you think you can't live without it?
Well...
This is where it comes in.
This is already...
Strangely, at times like this...
It's different, right?
That's right.
Wow, that pattern, too.
It's different.
The answer is open.
I see.
I wonder if you can do it by pushing and pushing.
No, this is a woman.
This is where you live and win.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
Now, here's the correct answer.
Pride.
My own pride.
Pride.
Well, yes.
At times like this...
That's right.
It's kind of like philosophy.
That's right.
It wasn't like that.
Yes.
Usually, it's a man's answer.
Next week...
Takara and Soichi talk about customers.
They're here.
Five people struggle with Soichiro World, where they repeatedly get stupid and strange answers.
I really don't understand!
And finally, they meet up with Soichiro!
Surprisingly, Soichiro shows off his cosplay appearance!
What will happen in the end?!
If you say you like me...
I'll seduce you.