AISubs v3.5
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- Oh, sorry about that.
- Huh? - Here...
- What's up with you? You look like you're in a hurry.
- Here... - You're here!
- Huh? What's up?
- No, no... - I've said it many times, but with the recording of the instruments...
- That's more convenient.
- What's up with you today? - Um...
- I, uh...
- The youkai's... - Yeah?
- Um... security company...
- They've started up security. - Security...
- When I came in here earlier, I thought about it, but they're still here, right?
- No, they haven't been here even once, right? - No, they haven't.
- We've been doing this for 20 years, but... - Yeah, we don't have that presence anymore.
- Well, up until now, it was just a coincidence, but...
- This time, you know, Matsumoto-san's... - Yeah.
- Hip joint pain and stuff like that... - Yeah, yeah.
- That's definitely youkai's...
- Huh? Really?
- Yeah.
- Youkai? - Yeah, youkai.
- That's youkai's doing, right? - Yeah, for now...
- I'll put this on. - Youkai's doing...
- Hip joint pain and stuff like youkai's doing... - Is it youkai's doing this time?
- I'd like to see it. There's no doubt about it.
- I don't think it's real. - Yeah, yeah.
- It's youkai's doing. - No, it's fine.
- What's up? - Huh?
- The kid's changing. - Huh?
- Ah, wait, my daughter's...
- Hair...
- Ah, there's someone here!
- It's Kitaro! - That's a little...
- It's Kitaro's family! - It's a little...
- It's being done...
- Youkai's doing something else?
- Wait a minute... - It's a little...
- It's a little...
- It's too realistic. - It's a little...
- I'm sorry, but...
- This person is... - Yoshinobu?
- Yes.
- He's been beaten up by Deko Arai.
- Deko Arai? - Deko Arai?
- And that shining Deko, was it Deko Arai who did it?
- Yes, it's been fixed by a human Deko.
- Before the person who fixed it knows, they polish up the Deko.
- It's been polished up beautifully. - Yeah, it's been polished up beautifully!
- So if you fight, will Nakamura-san's Deko be normal?
- If you hit a Deko with a shock, it'll run away with a shock.
- Right? - Yes.
- There it is!
- What did you say just now?
- It turned into a lid!
- It was exhausted and turned into a lid!
- Even now, it's completely...
- Look, it's completely... - It's completely gone now.
- It's completely gone with a shock.
- It's like it's gone with a shock.
- Well, with that said...
- For now...
- I'm going to set up a security guard and...
- There's a license for that industry...
- And there's a training for it, so should we go now?
- We're training for it! - We're training for it, too!
- We're sorry, we'll be right there! - What?! - Yes, please.
- Should we go now? - Should we go? - Of course! - It won't end like this!
- Here you go, this way!
- Please come in! - What? - Yes, come in!
This is my license for taking pictures with a license.
Is this your license?
You are good.
It's easy to make mistakes.
You are good even if you took it a long time ago.
You are like a vegetable sommelier.
You know a lot about youkai.
I see.
Let's start from Yamazaki.
Let me take a picture of you.
You look like you have a license.
Yamazaki, you look like a scary youkai.
You look like a scary youkai.
You look good.
Thank you.
Did you have a normal face?
I had a good face.
That's strange.
They take pictures with a surprised face.
And last but not least, Yoshinobu.
I don't know what's going on anymore.
Tsukimon has been taken away.
You can't say that!
He looks like the biggest criminal.
I feel like I've done too much.
It's still there, isn't it?
Yes, it's still there.
You look like you've been taken away.
I haven't been taken away at all.
What's with that face?
You can take pictures now.
It's like a trial and error game.
It's amazing.
Even the posters are like youkai.
It's like a youkai's violence scene.
It's pathetic as a human being.
Let's protect ourselves from human youkai.
Thank you for waiting.
Now we will do a review until we get our license.
First of all, please move the slide a little bit.
It's a review after all.
Yes, it is.
There is a group called "Youkai Alliance" and I guess it's a specification of it.
It's still early this year, but how many people do you think there are who have been attacked by youkai?
Well, roughly speaking, there are about 10 million people in the world.
I see. Please take a look at this.
How many people? Well, it's three now.
That's surprisingly few.
Matsumoto-san is one of them, right?
Matsumoto-san is one of them.
If Yoshiro-san joins us, there will be only one person left.
We don't need this license!
There are only three people.
I don't think it's a small number of youkai, but Matsumoto-san is one of them.
There are many other types of youkai, but youkai can't be determined.
So Matsumoto-san is one of them.
If Matsumoto-san is one of them, what about the other two?
Do you want me to tell you?
Please ask me personally.
What?
You want me to tell you?
Where do you think there are many youkai in Japan?
You're talking about youkai, but aren't there many youkai in Tohoku?
Yes, there are many youkai in Tohoku.
Well, there are many youkai in Tokyo.
There are many youkai in Kanto.
There are many youkai in Nagoya, Fukuoka and Osaka.
Everyone wants to go to Japan.
Youkai.
I asked youkai where you want to live in Tokyo.
That's a strange question.
I asked youkai where you want to live in Tokyo.
Where do you think it is?
I asked youkai where you want to live in Tokyo.
Daikan-yama, Ebisu, Asetagaya.
The first place is Nakameguro.
I heard about it.
You heard about it.
Toyosu is also very popular.
Toyosu?
The skyscraper is amazing.
Everyone wants to live there.
What country do you live in?
I live in Meguro-ku.
Let's take a look.
Let's see how much data there is.
Wow, an iPad.
Do you really use it?
That's not an iPad.
I use it.
There are quite a few.
I want you to show me.
I see.
It's popular and there are quite a few.
I want you to show me.
I will print it out and give it to you.
Print it out?
Something like that.
The most important thing for youkai extermination is drinking.
When you are not feeling well, you should refrain from drinking.
The most important thing for youkai extermination is this.
"Maybe".
Youkai might come from beyond youkai extermination area.
No, no. I never thought of it like that.
Youkai extermination in front of youkai extermination area like this.
Please think that youkai might be there.
Please don't think that youkai might not be there.
Please think that youkai might not be there.
Please don't think that youkai might not be there.
Fearless Itao's counterattack begins!
It's time for a direct confrontation between Itao and his youkai group!
Emergency special! Itao reveals youkai trio's real form!
Every day, people are threatened with fake demands.
We paid attention to one of them, a company called Asian Reconstruction Recycling Corporation.
It says there that youkai must contact us as soon as possible
because of adult site paid information service fees.
Is this not youkai's doing?
We called them in their place.
Hello.
Hello. Is this the Asian Reconstruction Corporation?
Yes.
I'm on the phone looking at the nameplate.
Yes.
How much do I owe you?
It's 375,000 yen.
The nameplate says my address.
Yes.
But you don't have this address, do you?
Well...
I thought I was caught by a fox because you don't exist.
Does this address mean "the eighth heaven in hell"?
I'm sorry, but don't call me anymore.
Finally, Itao's desired attack.
Hello.
Is this Itao?
Yes.
Itao, you're persistent.
I have a stomachache.
Does youkai have a stomachache, too?
I don't need to explain it to you.
I'm getting tired of you.
Anyway, you'll call me again even if I hang up, right?
Yes.
So please stop calling me.
If you admit you're a youkai, I'll stop calling you.
Okay. Whatever you say.
Finally, the owner admitted that he's youkai.
Since then, they haven't been able to call each other.
However, after thorough investigation, we found out the secret hideout of youkai fraud group.
We are in the office on the third floor of this building. Currently, curtains are closed.
We decided to borrow the second floor of the building opposite and monitor.
Will youkai fraud group really show up?
For now, there is no unnatural movement in the office that is thought to be youkai's hideout.
Monitoring for one hour.
This is youkai lock lock.
They finally showed up.
Let's go.
There they are.
They finally showed up.
Youkai's appearance has finally been captured.
Will youkai fraud group, which is the strongest and worst, be able to capture youkai?
However, the inside of the youkai was empty.
It seems like youkai ran away while I was free.
But I can still smell youkai.
The smell of youkai fraud group.
I can still smell youkai fraud group.
The length of human neck is many times longer than youkai's neck.
There's no doubt about it.
They couldn't capture youkai.
However, this battle will never end.
This is scary.
I'll break your neck and wait for you!
But don't worry.
There are youkai like that.
Youkai protect youkai.
There are youkai goods like that.
This is great.
This is youkai extermination whistle.
A whistle?
If you blow this whistle, youkai will disappear.
Yamazaki, you're good.
Thank you.
If you blow this whistle and walk in the city, youkai won't come near you.
Like this.
You're blowing it with your mouth.
If you blow it like this and walk alone, youkai won't come near you.
There's one more VTR.
There's a video of me interviewing youkai.
We succeeded in interviewing a former youkai.
Please watch the video.
Why do youkai work?
There are many people who are frightened by this kind of phone call.
(growling)
The humans just frighten people.
They don't frighten you anymore.
What is this?
(growling)
It's unethical, isn't it?
They just frighten you.
How much will it cost you if you frighten people once?
Sometimes it's zero.
(growling)
Sometimes it's five million yen.
Grrr, grrr, what's that?
Can you get five million yen for each time you do it?
It's scary how you do it.
You dig it in once and aim for it.
You don't really have to do it, do you?
You're still a youkai!
You don't really have to do it.
This is a former youkai.
Isn't that a fraud?
There's no need for youkai to do such a thing.
So you don't plan on returning to youkai anymore?
Grrrr, grrrr, well...
My heart is pounding, but...
Does that mean you have a chance of returning?
My heart is pounding, but...
Oh, you've done something bad.
Sometimes you do it, don't you?
I'm a youkai, too.
That's enough for today.
If you go too far, you'll get killed.
Oh, I see.
You're laughing right now, aren't you?
Grrrr...
Is that a scream?
Grrrr...
A dangerous group of youkai fraudsters.
You might be the next one to be attacked by youkai.
That's all for the construction.
The license plate will be ready soon.
There's this kind of insurance. Youkai insurance.
When you're attacked by youkai...
How do you say it?
Youkai insurance plan A.
You spend 3,000 yen a month.
You don't get your money back.
But when you're killed by youkai, you get 3,400 yen.
Youkai insurance plan B.
This is a savings plan.
You'll get your money back when you run out of money.
But the guarantee is pretty good.
I'm sure you're wondering which one you should choose.
For example, in the case of plan A...
For now, you want to save money for your wedding.
But if you're afraid of youkai...
This is probably the best choice for you.
In the case of plan B...
When you're covered up or hospitalized...
You want to have everything you need.
So you don't want to save money.
When you're hospitalized...
You want to pay for the hospital bill.
You absolutely have to get this.
You absolutely have to get this!
If you don't get this, you won't get your license.
Thank you very much.
This is all from the headquarters, right?
It looks like it's done.
Excuse me.
Your name and date of birth.
This is the picture from earlier.
Thank you.
Are you okay?
What's wrong?
Wait a minute.
Again?
This is bad.
What?
You're here, you monster!
You called me monster earlier.
Come at me!
Don't play with me like that.
Read it, read it.
This is spicy.
You're strong.
What are you doing?
That was close.
I got my driver's license.
I also paid for my treatment.
My tuition, my school fees and my insurance.
How much was it?
Two million yen.
Two million yen?
Two million yen.
If you don't pay me, I won't know what I've been doing all this time.
No, no.
You should make a line about me.
Make a line about me.
I can't do it for two million yen.
Mr. Sugaya.
Mr. Sugaya, can you...
Can I?
Mr. Sugaya.
I don't know what to do.
I can't do anything about it.
Thank you.
Please do your best with the recording.
It's a bad fate.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
Every time, every time.
What's wrong with you?
You called me monster.
But...
V was funny.
What?
You didn't dislike it, did you?
I wanted to watch it for a little longer.
Analog broadcast will end in July 2011.
To watch the broadcast of the series, it is necessary to replace the antenna.
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