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What is this? It's a shitty countryside.
Why is it like that?
In the first episode of "Use of Kids", we will stay in the countryside for the "Chiki Chiki At Home" project!
Of course, we will do something that "Use of Kids" doesn't have enough of.
Matsumoto-san, you just said...
No, no, Matsumoto-san, you just said...
We will stay in the countryside for the "Use of Kids" project!
Yama-chan, you've been there, haven't you?
Yes, I've been there.
It's really warm there.
Really?
They really negotiate with us and let us stay there.
At the end of the day, we all came.
We all came.
It's serious!
This time, we're already sitting there.
That's right!
That's the main thing.
"Use of Kids" is perfect except for the warmth.
Oh, is that so?
Why aren't you doing anything wrong?
But there's just one thing missing.
You're all getting old.
What's going on?
Why are you biting me?
You're all getting old.
So we're going to ask for warmth.
I like how you're moved.
You don't have to cry.
I love being moved.
You love being moved?
I'm often moved when I watch dramas.
Huh?
What's with you?
Why are you doing this?
We're going to stay in Heipo's countryside!
Our travelers this time are Saito and Shihde.
They were born and raised in Tokyo.
That's right.
They're traveling to Yamagata Prefecture in the northeast.
What kind of encounters are waiting for them?
How many years ago was Yamagata?
About three or four years ago.
Really?
About twice.
Twice?
It's hot.
We're in Yamagata now. How is it?
Is Yamagata the biggest place like this?
That's right.
It's Yamagata Station.
This is where Saito is going.
It's here.
What's this?
994-0104.
Where is this?
Let's go inside.
Welcome to the countryside!
Yamagata Prefecture, Tamugino.
It's a small village with a population of just over 200 people.
It's a great natural village blessed with the blue stream of the Ogu Mountain Range.
The season is just right, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
What is this? It's a shitty countryside!
It's not a countryside!
I mean, not a single person lives here!
It's not a countryside!
It's a strange place.
There's something like a mint shop around there.
Maybe we should go there.
You guys are really something.
What is this?
Did something happen?
Isn't this a mountain fire?
Isn't it a twelve o'clock siren?
Don't make it ring like that!
It's fine.
What are you doing?
We're staying in a village.
The first step of their stay-at-home negotiation.
First of all, they have to find ten people.
I think I hear something.
Sir? Sir?
I think I heard something.
Hello, sir!
Sorry for disturbing you while you're working!
What are you doing?
What are you working on?
What? You don't want me to tell you?
Dad, what are you working on?
Dad!
I can hear you.
Dad, I want you to tell me something.
Is there any sightseeing place around here?
Can you hear me?
Is there any sightseeing place around here?
I came from Tokyo.
Is there a plateau?
How far is it to walk?
Oh, it's far.
Dad, what are you working on?
Sanitizing.
Sanitizing?
Sanitizing for humans.
Sanitizing for humans?
Humans?
Humans are...
Oh, humans!
I was surprised.
Sanitizing for humans?
What is it?
Sanitizing for humans?
I have to go straight?
Then I'll go.
Oh, I was surprised.
Sanitizing for humans...
It's not sanitizing for humans, is it?
It's the second resident.
Mom, I'm sorry.
Mom!
Why is he coming?
Mom!
I was surprised.
What is it?
What are you making?
What are you making, Mom?
Tell me.
Why don't you tell me?
He's fast.
I don't know.
Mom, is there any sightseeing place around here?
Okay.
I'm sorry.
Why don't you talk to me?
I'm sorry.
What about school?
School is fine, isn't it?
They visit a school in the village. Is there anyone there?
From children to adults.
I see.
It's not a school.
Excuse me. Can I ask you something?
I came from Tokyo.
I came from Tokyo. Is there any good places to see?
Like sightseeing or something like that.
What is it?
He kindly invited me.
What is this place?
I came in thinking it was a school.
The school was abandoned.
Now it's a public building and an exchange facility.
Where is it? Where is it around here?
He will tell me the characteristics of this village.
Where is it? Is it Yamadera?
Yamadera is famous now.
Is it a distance you can walk?
It's no joke.
It's no joke?
I'm saying this on my own, but isn't there a place you can guide me?
Is it here?
For example, Yamadera is famous and I've never seen it.
You've never seen it?
No, I don't.
I see it a lot on TV, but it's really famous, isn't it?
That's right.
Excuse me. Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Since we're here, we want to see it. We've decided where we're going.
Yamadera.
You want to go to Yamadera, don't you?
But it's a distance you can't go by car.
So you might want someone to take you there.
I just heard it and I didn't ride it much.
It's no good at all. I don't ride it.
I thought you were riding it, but you look like you're pregnant.
What? I'm not pregnant!
But when you get closer...
Look at that weirdo.
Look at that kid.
There's no one here.
Don't be stupid.
You're talking nonsense.
It's an hour's drive from the village.
They make up for their stay and head for Yamadera.
Let's go.
There's a convenience store.
Are we not going to a convenience store?
That's right.
Hello.
You can buy anything here.
Mom, is Yamatera far away?
Yamatera?
Yes, Yamatera.
I can't use my hands.
Hello, I'm sorry.
I'd like to go to Yamatera, but I guess I'll have to go by car.
No, it's not like that.
I think Yamatera is a little far away.
I can't use my hands.
Dad, don't you have time today?
I can't get to Yamatera, but I'll call you a new bus.
What time is it?
People are looking for me.
You guys are really nice people.
Then I'll be brave and ask you.
Dad, I have something to say.
I don't have a place to stay tonight.
Where I can stay...
Where you can stay is Yamatera.
I don't have a good place around here.
It's a restaurant.
I don't have a good place around here.
It's a restaurant.
It's a huge shop.
It's a convenience store.
You're amazing.
Unfortunately, he has a lot of work to do.
You can't stop that.
I'll show you from above.
Dad, you seemed nice just now.
You're a Dawson detective, but you're also rich.
You have some money.
What's with that face?
It'd be bad if you stopped the car.
Dad?
Dad, I'm sorry for calling you out of the blue.
I want to go to Yamadera.
Yamadera?
Dad, can you give me a ride?
Is this Uesaka?
Is it okay?
Three people.
Yay!
Two people.
Dad, is it okay?
He's super lucky! He'll even give us a ride to Yamadera!
Three people!
It's 20km to Yamadera.
Yamadera is full of people!
This is amazing!
Dad, wasn't there a shop over there?
I think it was a customer.
Oh, it was a customer!
Dad is the owner of the shop over there!
It's full of people!
This is our chance!
It's red!
It's red! It's red!
Wow, it's beautiful!
I want to eat it!
It's really red!
It was their chance!
It's Yamadera.
It's a good thing.
Dad, be careful.
Okay. Thank you very much!
I'm sorry!
We've arrived at Yamadera!
Yamadera.
Yamadera is known as a temple called "famous".
The view from the top of the stairs of Yamadera is one of the highlights of Yamadera.
Who is this person?
Oh, it's Yamadera!
Is this really famous?
The silence...
The cicadas singing in the rocks...
Is this really...
Did you sing this song?
That's right!
That's right! I came to see this!
This is OK!
No, no, up to...
Didn't you come to see this?
No, no, it's not. It's up there, right?
Oh, it's up there...
What the hell are you talking about?
Aiming for the top, they eat delicious konjac!
It looks delicious!
It looks delicious, doesn't it?
Yeah, yeah...
I don't know much about konjac...
What the hell are you talking about?
I wonder if konjac is a specialty of any place...
What are you talking about?
It's a popular food in Tokyo!
Is this a specialty?
Of course it is!
What the hell are you talking about?
You can't lie about this!
That's...
That's strange...
Aiming for a superb view, they head to the summit!
This sounds annoying!
It's hard!
It's hard! Don't do that!
It's hard!
You can do it!
It's only one-third of the way up!
It's amazing!
It's 15, isn't it?
(He's out of breath)
I'm exhausted.
I hope you wash it quickly.
This is very difficult.
I didn't know it was like this in the mountains.
Even for a little kid like me...
Did you go up there?
- Yes, I went up there. - Even for a little kid like you?
- Yes. - Me too.
- Let's shake hands. - Let's shake hands.
- He's looking up. - Let's shake hands.
- He's looking up. - He's looking up.
30 minutes to reach the summit.
(30 minutes to reach the summit)
I'm exhausted.
(30 minutes to reach the summit)
Why do I like climbing like this?
I don't like it.
Why do I like climbing like this?
- You... - He keeps talking back.
You talk back all the time.
I'm exhausted.
I'm done here.
But...
I'm done.
- He's out of breath. - He's out of breath.
- Look at this.
This is enough for me.
This is a great view.
Takahashi, look at this.
- This is enough for me. - Look at this.
- What? - I don't need Yamadera anymore.
Even though he brought him all the way up here...
- On the way down... - And...
- This is so exhausting. - This is so exhausting.
But...
A little kid like me gets tired from time to time.
It's tough without a little kid like me.
I'm exhausted.
This hidden camera is good.
I don't want to stop, but I can't help it.
It's a statement that can be used as a planning method.
It's a shame.
I don't like this mountain. It's a little erotic.
What are you talking about?
Bye-bye.
DVD? What did you say?
Bye-bye.
You can't climb a mountain in Sapporo.
Why?
This is a training place, isn't it?
Don't think too much about it, Yamao.
There's something I don't know what to do.
It's like everyone can see it, but I don't know what it is.
But it's not me, but Yama-chan.
Wouldn't it be nice if you came last year?
Yama-chan is a genius who came up with it.
I'll tell you later.
That's right.
Staying in the countryside... I want to deny that project.
The journey in the countryside is just beginning.
You're only talking about things.
You're only talking about famous things.
I don't think it's "at home" anymore.
Even in Tokyo, there are mountains like that.
I don't have that kind of money.
I'd like you to separate it.
I want to go to Yama-dera myself.
I'm going to send 20 kilometers to the opposite shoulder.
I don't need Yama-dera.
I didn't think it would be on such a mountain.
Did you see the video? Isn't that enough?
Were you satisfied with it?
Maybe it would have been more open if I had gone up.
Takahashi is also doing his best.
Takahashi is young, so it's okay. He's a big shot.
He's showing off.
Don't show off.
On the contrary, if you look at women...
There are no erotic people, basically.
It's not erotic.
It's because you haven't seen it yet.
It's a bit of a cliché.
You can't see it from above.
It's like you're better off coming from Tokyo.
Of course.
It's better for city life.
What are you talking about?
It's really heartwarming to stay in the countryside.
You're not that serious anyway, so you'll do it, right?
Mr. Naito, say something.
Who posted this today?
I want you to stop it.
After this, a shocking statement.
I came to TAMUGINO for four hours.
I enjoy the countryside.
My legs are shaking.
I can't shake like this.
Why do my legs have to shake like this?
The waterfall is beautiful.
I don't feel good.
The waterfall is beautiful.
I'm excited.
I feel good.
It was a valuable time for nature's kindness.
They go back to their accommodation.
Can I go in?
Hello.
I came from TOKYO.
Are you hunting weeds now?
Dad.
I'm in trouble because I can't stay here today.
Can you stay at your dad's house?
Please stop it.
It's annoying.
Isn't it annoying?
It's annoying.
I can't say it because it's a technical trick.
Is it close from here?
I don't know where I'm going.
You don't know where you're going?
Can you stay at your dad's house?
Unfortunately, the negotiation failed.
Isn't there a way to stay here?
It's colder than I expected.
What are you talking about?
You have a bad mouth.
Hello, sir.
What are you working on now?
- Grass picking. - What?
- Grass picking. - Grass picking?
I know it's sudden, but I can't stay here anymore.
You don't eat darts, do you?
What are you talking about?
- Darts. - Darts.
- No? - No, no.
- Are you annoying? - No, you're annoying.
- Excuse me. Thank you. - Are you a college student?
- What? - Are you a college student?
- A college student? - Fifty-five?
- Fifty-five?
- A college student? - A college student?
The people are cold towards the kind people who return kindness with evil.
I'm starting to feel down, but...
That's enough.
How far do we have to go?
- What are you doing? - Isn't this...
- a cow? - Yes, it is.
Let's take a look at the cow car.
It's white. Is it...
Is it a cow?
- It stinks. - It stinks.
It's amazing.
It stinks.
- It doesn't say "stink". - It stinks.
- It said "stink". - He left behind rude words and left.
- It has a unique smell. - Yes, it does.
We came from Tokyo.
- What is this? - It's an eggplant.
- An eggplant! - Yes.
It's a young eggplant.
- So this is an eggplant. - Yes, it is.
It says "stink" and "stink".
- Stink? - Yes.
Who is "stink"?
- It says "stink" and "stink". - Is it a young person?
- What? - Is it a young person?
No, it's a gay person.
- I saw a gay person this morning. - A gay person?
- Yes, a gay person. - A gay person?
- I'm sorry, a gay person? - A gay person.
- Gay-conde... - Dai...
- Dai-conde... - What?
Excuse me, ma'am. We don't have a place to stay, but can we stay here?
- That's difficult. - Yes.
- Can you say "pompogo"? - Pompogo?
- Yes. - Let's go to Pompogo.
- It's a school over there. - Should we ask over there?
- Yes. - Okay.
Gay-conde... Dai-conde...
I didn't know who it was.
It's almost 5.30 pm.
I thought we didn't have a place to stay.
We don't, do we?
- Can you stay with me? - What?
- Can you stay with me? - No, I don't want to.
- I'm sorry. - No, I don't think so.
I can't.
God is watching you.
The current law doesn't protect you.
- No, it doesn't. - What should we do?
- I don't know. - It's repeating itself.
I want you to stay here for a while.
And then we'll think of a way to stay.
But it's probably repeating itself.
- Probably. - Maybe it's saying "stop it".
- It's saying "stop it".
But realistically, it's not repeating itself at all.
Next week...
I was wondering what you were talking about.
We'll let you stay overnight in the countryside!
I'm sorry for the sudden visit.
Dad, do you know Akami?
Wow!
Your stay has finally come to life!
Hey!
An exciting invention!
And...
Can you stop me for once?
This is amazing.
I don't want to see it all until then.
My heart is pounding.
It's creepy, isn't it?
The 15th Fukuran Show will be held!
The best!
The hotelman pavilion, where you can't laugh in white, will appear!
Everyone, please come and have fun!