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Shocking news all over Japan.
Hitoshi Matsumoto suddenly dies.
His hip joint is damaged.
He can't move at all.
This is really serious.
I'm sorry.
Shut up!
It's been about a month since then.
Matsumoto's surgery results and the return date of attention are...
Tonight's breaking news!
Good evening, Mr. Matsumoto. The other day you had an operation, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Well, this time I'd like you to tell us about your operation and your current situation.
Yes, please.
What's going on now?
You went there again, didn't you?
Yes, I did. I went there about two days ago and received a message.
Again?
Yes.
Please announce it.
Yes, please.
What message did you receive before?
The message I received before was...
I wish it was you, Hamada.
Yes, yes.
Well...
What about this time?
This time...
Last time you asked me to tell you, Hamada.
This time, I'll tell you all of you.
I see.
All of you.
All of you?
No, I'll tell you the members of the band.
I don't know what it is, but...
Tanaka Haratatsu.
I know nothing about it.
I know nothing about it, but...
I'm worried about you.
You shouldn't be worried about me, Tanaka.
You should be worried about me.
You're right, Tanaka.
You shouldn't be worried about me.
I'm worried about you and call you.
I see.
You finally called me, didn't you?
You called me because you were worried about me?
When you said "Tanaka", I said "Tanaka".
You said "Tanaka", didn't you?
Well, today...
You know it well.
You came to the business call.
That man...
Yes, please explain it.
Please!
Well, you came out last time and explained it.
Yes. Last time, the winning rate was 14.0% and the momentary highest winning rate was 15.7%.
I got a high winning rate and this bar...
You're mean!
Thank you for calling me.
It's because you came out.
No, no.
Matsumo-san, I'm worried about you.
There are so many people...
Are you stuffed up?
I'm sorry.
You're stuffed up, aren't you?
I'm sorry.
Please.
Matsumo-san, who was worried about you all over Japan,
had a surgery the other day and it went well.
Thank you.
He's currently discharged and is in rehab at home.
He's doing his best every day.
He's doing his best every day?
He's doing his best.
Doing what?
Rehabilitation.
Rehabilitation?
I'm sorry.
What kind of rehabilitation is it?
I'm sorry, too.
I haven't seen it.
You haven't seen it, but you're saying you haven't seen it.
I'm sorry.
But you want to do it properly, don't you?
Yes.
That's right.
Tell me about it.
Yes.
Then, thank you.
Yes, thank you.
First of all, here it is.
Um...
I'm sorry.
You're stuffed up, aren't you?
I told you before, didn't I?
There is also a rehabilitation method that suits you.
You're stuffed up, aren't you?
I'm sorry.
What's wrong with you?
I'd like to briefly review the left hip joint damage.
The hip joint that stabilizes the left hip joint is fragmented and deformed.
It stimulates the nerves and causes pain.
It's a damage that doesn't happen without a shock like a traffic accident.
So why did it happen?
There wasn't a shock like that.
Why did it happen?
It was quite violent.
I'm sorry.
It was quite violent.
What is it? Tell me about it.
You know what it is, don't you?
Yes.
I can't say anything about it.
But it has become a fact.
What do you think about it?
If you didn't say anything about it, it would have been a mess.
Yes.
After Mr. Matsumoto's urgent report this time,
Mr. Matsumoto's search ranking on the Internet has risen sharply.
I see.
So here it is.
Yahoo! Japan's sharply rising word ranking.
Is it necessary?
You're going to announce the result now, aren't you?
Yes.
The day after the urgent report, Yahoo! Japan announced the word ranking which sharply rose on June 29th.
Word ranking?
Yes.
What kind of ranking is it?
It's in there.
First of all, it's in the third place.
Mr. Matsumoto's words are...
I'm sorry.
It's in the first place.
I'm sorry.
It's Mr. Suzuki Honami.
Why?
Since 1998, it seems that the world has been paying attention to it because of the return of actresses.
Does this have any business sense?
It's in the second place. I'm sorry. It's here.
It's Mr. Akimoto Yuri... No, it's Mr. Akimoto Rena. I'm sorry.
It seems that the world has been paying attention to it because of the same-time secret program being done by the announcers of Fuji TV, Mr. Akimoto and his five brothers.
I don't think it matters. I'd like to hear Mr. Matsuno's opinion.
It's in the first place. I'll read it now.
Ta-dah! It's in the first place!
No, no! This is a city and a city! What is this?!
Mr. Suzuki Honami, who is in the left section, has gained more than 2.4 million points and is now in first place.
He's really tired.
But...
But you're saying, "What kind of guy is he?" or "What kind of sick guy is he?" aren't you?
These two may think that they are ranked in their own names, but when they become entertainers in Mr. Matsuno's class, they don't even have to give out their own names.
They are only ranked in their own names.
No, no, no! That's wrong! That's wrong!
It proves that Mr. Matsuno is different from other celebrities.
Well, I don't think so.
Doesn't it say "Matsumoto Hitoshi" or something like that?
No, no, no! When you become someone like Mr. Matsuno, you don't have to give out your own name.
No, no! It's wrong!
Isn't it rude?
In the name of your injury...
Mr. Matsuno was hospitalized in a record-breaking motion following this manatsubi.
And this is what happened at the same time.
It has nothing to do with it!
Yes, I will explain about the live stand.
You're lying!
You're lying about the live stand!
You don't need to explain about the live stand.
Yes, in 2007, there were 45,000 people.
No, it has nothing to do with it!
Finally, this year...
We increased the number of people to 62,000.
Thank you very much!
Actually, this live stand...
Please look at it.
It is the world's largest comedy event in which the most celebrities appear in one day.
If you ask me what this means...
It was recognized as a Guinness World Records.
Thank you very much!
It has nothing to do with it!
Thank you very much!
It has nothing to do with it!
Yes, it has nothing to do with it!
Actually, it does have something to do with it!
What?!
Once, the celebrities...
After Mr. Matsuno's surgery...
While praying for Mr. Matsuno's recovery...
It was as if Mr. Matsuno had passed out...
It was like he was in a coma!
I'm sorry, I don't understand what you're saying...
Everyone held Mr. Matsuno in their hearts...
As they welcomed the surgery...
Thank you.
What are you going to do about this air?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
Yes, yes, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
Finally, this surgery will be performed...
Yes, finally...
Here it is, yes, I'm sorry...
Tanaka, what are you doing?!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
What's wrong with you?!
Go away!
You know, Tanaka!
From now on, Mr. Matsuno...
His first surgery in his life...
Based on that day's information...
Along with the illustration I drew...
Mr. Fujima...
You drew it?!
I drew it!
Based on that day's information...
Based on that day's information?!
You didn't see it, did you?!
First of all...
Here it is, in the morning...
Ta-dah!
Good morning. It's six in the morning.
I'm Kisho.
You're good!
I'm sorry. This is my first surgery day in my life.
It was a very good awakening.
A very good awakening...
Oh, I see.
It's nine in the morning.
Your family is here.
Yes.
What's this?
They are my children.
Are they your children?
Yes, they are.
You have a dog and a cat.
Who is he?
He is my manager.
Oh, your manager.
Your wife and you seem to be having fun.
Yes, we are.
We are very relaxed.
I see.
That's good.
And...
I'm sorry.
Yes.
I'm about to have surgery.
I'm a little worried and anxious.
I'm saying goodbye to you and your family.
I'm sorry.
Someone is peeping.
Who is it?
My manager.
I'm watching you.
I see.
I'm going to make a hole about one centimeter in your hip joint.
I'm going to have surgery on your joint.
I see.
I'm going to have surgery on your joint.
I'm sorry.
I can't do that.
Excuse me.
It's four o'clock in the afternoon, but the surgery went well.
Is it that serious?
Yes, the surgery was a great success.
I was very happy once.
You had a full body anesthesia, didn't you?
Yes.
From what I've heard, of course the heart is moving, but the lungs don't move.
That's right.
I had a full body anesthesia, so it was artificial respiration.
So you can't say "good evening" like this.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for hiding information.
I see.
I'm sorry.
The surgery went well.
Yes, it went well.
I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Matsumoto's curious hospital life.
This is the hospital room.
It looks like this.
It's a private room, isn't it?
Yes, it's a private room.
Mr. Matsumoto, who is always in an equal position with the viewers, said it was a big room, but...
It was a small room.
It wasn't a big room.
Mr. Matsumoto moved to a private room because he was afraid that general hospital patients would be careful.
Based on this confusion, we made it easier for Mr. Matsumoto to enter the hospital.
What do you mean? I don't know what you mean.
I'll write it down again.
There's always an inferiority complex.
The inferiority complex is getting smaller and smaller.
By the way, it seems that the nurse was also making fun of these two hot people.
I wasn't laughing at you.
I couldn't open my mouth.
For Mr. Matsumoto, who is working hard while enduring pain this time, we asked a nutritionist to make Mr. Matsumoto's rehabilitation food using ingredients said to work for joint pain.
I see.
Hey, give me that.
I usually prepare it here.
Here it is.
Come on.
This is Vichy Sowers.
And this is Kajiki's Mounier.
By the way, we arranged it in a French style for Mr. Matsumoto, who is a nutritionist.
Are you serious?
Yes.
Sit down.
Are you serious?
I'll give you a brief explanation.
Excuse me.
This is Vichy Sowers.
Yes.
Your voice is harsh, isn't it?
Excuse me.
This is a cold soup made of milk and potatoes.
It is effective in absorbing calcium, which is a bone's main ingredient.
Are you Asedaku?
I don't want to eat such Asedaku's soup.
Excuse me.
This soup contains a lot of ingredients that are effective for inflammation of joints, such as DHA, docosahexaenic acid, etc.
In order for you to know the taste of this soup, we are going to do a lot of gourmet reports.
I made a fool of you.
You made a fool of me.
I'm going to buy the staff's live line.
Live line.
My live line.
Yamasaki-san, please try it.
I'm going to eat it.
I'm going to eat the soup first.
Please try it.
Potatoes are inflamed now.
I stirred it like this and it mixed well.
What is that?
You don't say "driver go go" all the time, do you?
Are you serious?
Is it really like that?
Come out!
I don't say that much.
I'm going to eat the main dish.
I'm going to eat it.
If you say "driver go go", people will laugh a lot.
I see.
But I'm sorry about this time.
Please eat it properly.
I'm going to eat it.
How is it?
It's seasoned well.
It's true.
Matsumoto-san's style of cooking.
It's delicious.
Thank you for the food.
Matsumoto-san's comeback is not far away.
To fill in Matsumoto-san's gap, we have recruited the last "entertainer bringing in" project.
That's right.
How about it?
This project is watched by this person.
Please come in.
Who is it?
Hey!
You shouldn't say "wow" like that!
Wow!
Are you serious?
Your hands are shaking.
I'm sorry for keeping you waiting.
What are you saying?
The "entertainer bringing in" project we recruited came in a lot.
A lot of them?
There were 235 of them.
Really?
Wow!
The entertainer did it.
Wow!
Sandwich-man-san.
T.K.O.-san.
And...
Amaai...
Who was it? Amaai...
I'm sorry, I'm Speed Wagon.
You're rude!
Sometimes you say things you don't understand.
No, I'm sorry, I really didn't know.
A lot of people came.
Among them, there were four interesting ones, so we'd like you to watch them.
Do them all yourself.
Tanaka, you can't help him.
Um... Hebo-san, I don't like it.
I'm sorry, it starts from the top, but normally...
Come on, Hebo-san, do something!
Well, everyone, please cheer for me!
One, two...
I think I can do it on the right side.
Yeah, you can do it on the right side.
You can do it, right?
Just a little more, Hebo-san! Just a little more!
One, two...
See, you can't do it! You can't do it!
Okay, what's wrong?
Come on, Tanaka...
Tanaka, you can do it!
Just a little more...
I'm getting irritated.
Ta-da!
It's by Mr. Isihara Za, a Watanabe Entertainment fingeini.
Oh, is that so?
Yes, and what he came up with was a gag move.
It's a one-shot gag of a young man who's been poisoned.
He'll poison only the sound of the gag and let everyone hear it, and guess the move.
Huh?
For example, Yama-chan's "yay, yay, yay!"
Guess this move.
Ah...
It's like Yama-chan's "yay, yay, yay!"
I used to do "yay, yay, yay!"
Huh? Isn't it funny?
No...
If Heipo says it, it might be funny.
Yes, if Heipo says it, it might be funny.
Please show us, Heipo.
Bang, bang! I'm the percussion band!
Huh? Is it bad? Huh? Huh? Huh?
He's so kind!
They're like passionate fans.
They're laughing so hard!
After this, we have a passionate message from that contestant!
I asked the musicians and famous people around the world words that cheer them up.
First of all, it's this person.
Ah...
Mr. Ito of N.F.L.I.T.L.E. SING.
Yes.
It's this person.
If you look at it from space, human life is something you can't live for a moment.
It's philosophy.
Next up is this person.
That's enough!
Yes.
My life is full of mistakes. There are no mistakes in my life.
I think it's a good word.
What's that?
I'm sorry.
It's a good word.
You should laugh!
I'm sorry.
We should laugh!
You should laugh!
I'm sorry.
What are you talking about?
I'm sure it's a good joke!
That's the kind of joke it is.
I'm sure it is.
You're an elder.
I'm sorry.
Next.
Yes.
And finally...
What is it?
We received a message from Matsumoto-san to congratulate you on your recovery.
Oh, really?
Please have a look.
Is it a video?
Yes.
Matsumoto-san, congratulations on your surgery.
I had one question for you.
Well...
How should I put it?
Well...
I think you know a little about the circumstances.
But it costs a lot of money.
Well...
For now...
I just hope you'll get better soon.
Oh, right.
Well...
Next year...
My daughter...
Well...
She has a job...
And other activities...
That she has to do.
Well...
She is... a composer?
I don't know how to say it.
My daughter seems to be a big fan of composers.
She said she would like to work with composers like that.
Let me introduce you again.
Please watch it again.
There was a gag I came up with while thinking about it.
I thought it would be good to add something with musical instruments.
Let's write the tension!
Something like that.
I don't know what it is.
What?!
I thought about it while thinking about it.
If I could use it as a musical instrument, I would like to give it to you as a member's celebration.
I didn't make it for myself.
If you like it, please use it.
He is a member of a band.
He seems to be in a good mood.
That's all I have to report.
Did you meet her after the show?
Yes.
Did you meet her after the show?
Yes, I met her.
Why?!
Why did you meet her?!
And why did you get off the stage?!
She is doing her best.
I haven't seen it!
The 15th Fukuran Show will be held!
"Hotelman Pavilion" will appear!
Everyone, please come and visit!