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In the first episode of "Useless Kid"
Chiki-chiki! Put your life in this one bite
Win 100,000 yen in prize money
Kiki-strawberry-jam
This is the 27th episode
Amazing
Today, Matsumoto-san is off
This time, we have a guest
This person! Please come in!
Sekine Kusomu-san!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you too!
I love this show
Oh, you do?
I've been watching kids all the time
Like running dogs
Dogs are good
I'm sure you've heard about it
Zombies have strong sense
I like this too
Kiss Series
I was watching it and I was like "Why are they all so funny?"
Is that what you think?
This is...
Corn soup
I tried it at home
You did?
It hits you
Really?
It hits you no matter what you do
Really?
You smell it and lick it
Yes
Why do you lose that sense?
That's what you think
I don't know when I eat it
What is that?
Kiki-ichigo Jam, Endo will try first.
Its name is Mercado Piccolo's All-Japanese Jam.
- First of all, smell it. - That's right, smell it.
That's right.
You should look at it carefully.
There are things you should do like this.
- Smell it. - Well...
It's jam, isn't it?
I see.
It's something you get at a golf course in the morning.
- Yes, yes. - It's like that.
- When you eat it... - Yes, yes.
Wow, it's a little...
It's like something you get at a golf course in the morning.
It's a little...
(Kiki-ichigo Jam, Endo will try first)
There were grains of jam, so I'll try the one with grains of jam.
- I think you have them all. - You have them all, don't you?
- If you don't have grains of jam... - You're saying it again.
There's only one thing I've ever eaten.
- Then you're in first place. - It's this.
Please say it.
It's a strawberry jam from Sonton Foods.
It's my first time hearing it.
- But... - Thank you for always listening.
- Sonton is famous for it, isn't it? - Sonton is famous for it.
- Wait! - It's good, it's good!
Wait a minute, this is...
- It's not? - Hey!
- Hey, what kind of hint is that? - Come on!
I'm giving you a reference!
- Oh, it's kind of refreshing. - Is this possible?
- Huh? - Huh?
- There are so many kinds, is it possible to choose one at once?
- Well, Joe, we don't know about that. - Well, it happened in the past.
- I've always said "golf-like", right? - Yeah.
- "Always" I mean "earlier". I haven't said it for a long time, but... - Earlier...
- Earlier, right? - I've only said it once.
- But, at the end of the sentence, the strawberry jam that I'm talking about is a little different, so...
- It's different. - "A little different"?
- The one I ate wasn't Sonton's jam!
- It was close from the first shot, wasn't it? - Yeah.
- I was lost. - That was close!
- Sudou's jam... - He managed to get over the sudden obstacle!
- Kou-vi-chu-ru-mi-o-tam... - He speeds up from here and scores twice in a row!
- Alright! - What's the biggest difference?
- Even if Tanaka says it, I don't think he'll say it. - Even if Tanaka says it, I don't think he'll say it every time!
- "Fruit-like" strawberry jam, 210 yen. - This is famous, too.
- Right? Right, Meijia-san?
It's crushed.
Can I say it?
Of course.
It's been a while since I guessed it right.
Since 2007.
I ate...
Chubby strawberry jam!
Which one is it?
It's not helpful at all.
I'm scared.
I'll crush you like jam!
It's scary.
He looks tough.
Ouch!
Wait!
It's heavy!
Can I be honest?
It's very difficult.
I don't like it.
Jam is difficult.
Plus, it hurts a lot.
Next, Tanaka will try it.
It's Sonton's F cup strawberry jam, which sells 8 million pieces a year.
It's not as sweet as I thought.
Shall we try it?
Can I say it more?
Can you give me more information?
It was very tough.
I'll be full if I eat too much.
Really?
Is there really a difference?
I want to know it first.
It's the most expensive one.
I've never eaten it before.
But, I feel like I've eaten it before.
This confiture san mio.
Let's go.
It's the most expensive one, isn't it?
It's not.
What?
Why are you sighing all of a sudden?
Of course, it's tough.
You said it yourself, didn't you?
Yes, I said it myself.
I'm sorry.
It doesn't hurt at all.
You look like Riki-shi after losing weight.
You look like Riki-shi.
Everyone, different things are totally different.
That's right.
Let's clean this up first.
What I ate is...
That's not it.
Confiture.
Strawberry jam.
It's different.
Sweetness, sourness, smoothness, everything is different.
Everything is different.
I've eaten this before.
Meijia-san's strawberry jam.
But there is a rumor.
Rumor-san?
You'll be scolded.
There is a rumor that will remove this rumor.
It's a little close and subtle.
Kikintoki Tanaka talks a lot.
His voice is loud.
That's not it.
A lot of information.
That's not it.
What I ate was a little sweeter.
What I ate is not Meijia-san's strawberry jam.
Let's go.
What I ate is Sonton-san's.
Let's go here.
It was a little smoother.
That's why it's different.
It's totally different.
What I ate is not Sonton-san's strawberry jam.
That's not it.
That's not cool.
That's not Sonton-san's.
Sonton-san.
Tanaga.
My back hurts.
You haven't eaten anything for 8 years.
That's right.
My back hurts.
That's how it is.
Does your memory shift when you eat something different?
Of course, I thought it was the closest among the three.
If you're so confident, you'll make a mistake.
I'm a little scared.
The third one is "hama".
It comes from "confiture mio" strawberry jam, which is also used in first-class hotels.
I smell it from a distance.
That's a lot of jam.
It's sweet and sour.
Let's do it.
There's a lot of data in it.
It's okay now.
That's normal.
"Todo".
I see. "Todo" is in it.
Wow!
It's true!
I'm glad you saw it.
Wow!
"Confiture mio" strawberry jam, which is the most expensive for me.
"Todo" is 54 degrees.
I can't smell it.
It's sweet!
I think I got it in the first bite.
I just ate it.
It's like "ton! ton!"
Wow!
Is it this?
I can't say such a thing.
Wow! Tell me!
It doesn't exist!
What are you saying?
Wow! What should I do? Really, what should I do?
No!
This is not it!
He remembered it properly.
That's the only way.
Then, I'll take this.
No way!
- No way! - No way!
I don't accept it.
- What can you do with over 30? - What can you do with over 30?
- That's what I'm saying. - That's what I'm saying.
Wow! I can't do it anymore. There's only this.
Sorry!
Wow!
What I ate is...
Confiture Mio!
It's been 8 years since I won!
I can't dance at all.
I can finally dance!
It doesn't matter. I can win!
I can finally dance!
I did it!
It's been 8 years!
I was about to quit.
You were scared, weren't you?
I was really scared!
I can't believe it!
It's been 8 years!
Can I hold this?
Next up is Yamazaki's challenge.
It's a fruit-filled strawberry jam.
No one has ever said this hard.
It's hard!
Are you serious?!
I'm serious.
Wait a minute!
What is it?
Hamada-san!
What is it?
This is really hard!
Who is it?!
This is my best time!
It's hard.
I'm sorry.
I'll use my fingers.
Wait a minute!
You're shining.
I've eaten it before!
Really?!
Wait a minute!
Thank you!
Thank you.
You said you've eaten it before.
I've only eaten this and this.
I see.
You're laughing.
You look like you're having fun!
Can I say a different one and tell you it's different?
Of course.
Conflict food!
Are you going for it?
I'm going for it!
Alright! Let's go for Shonton!
Alright, I got it!
Alright, first of all...
It's been such a long time since I've seen you
Huh? What?
It's been such a long time since I've seen you
Completely different
First of all, the texture is 100% different!
I'll lick it a little
120% different!
Completely different!
Alright, let's go!
What I ate was...
Not Shonton strawberry jam!
There's something I'm a little curious about
There is?
But I'm curious about it anyway
Should I say it?
I'll say it when I still remember it by tongue!
It's different!
100% different!
Come on, do it!
You have high potential
100% different!
Thank goodness!
That was close!
What I ate was...
Not confiture jam!
That was close!
Why did it suddenly get oily?
We don't know
Let's eliminate everything else!
That's it!
Meizia's jam!
Let's go!
100% different!
It's totally different!
God, where did you go?
Huh? Wait a minute! I'm sorry! I was wrong!
What I ate was not Meijia's My Jam!
What's going to happen now?
After carefully processing the three curious items, they are definitely divided over plenty of time!
Hey, we're all here, so can you call us?
It's not Greenwood's Jam!
All right!
We're not excited at all.
But this temperature is amazing.
Even so, the texture and taste of God's finger and mouth are not crazy, and they have cleared nine consecutive times!
There are only three left.
That's amazing!
All right!
I'm sure I'll get it right!
I'm sorry!
Don't wipe your face with your fingers!
Jam...
Jam's face...
Answer me!
Oh!
Yamasaki Show has started again!
"Tandog Live" has started!
"Tandog Live" has started again!
"Yamagaki Lawyer" "Tandog Live" 2010!
It's been too long, I want to go home!
Same texture, same taste!
The smell is different!
Is that where the smell comes from?
I'm hungry...
Wow, this is...
Wait a minute!
It's the same, isn't it?
No!
The one I ate wasn't Tochi Otome Strawberry Jam!
I knew it!
One for one!
It's finally over!
Choose one.
I already touched it.
TOUR GUIDE
Hm.
This is...
I finally found it!
Hey!
What the hell is this?
I didn't know it could be this easy.
I'm sorry. Thank you very much.
What I ate was...
Takano's raw strawberry jam!
The last one!
The last one left!
Akina sensei, Akina sensei, you're out!
You're a genius!
Genius!
You're amazing!
You're not good at playing games!
Here it comes!
Okamoto-chan, Okamoto-san!
Okamoto-chan!
Can you eat the last one?
Try it!
How is it?
The texture and...
Is that it?
The taste is the same?
No.
That's it!
The last one is Sekine's challenge!
You're sniffing it.
Yes.
You're licking it.
Yes.
Why do you lose that feeling?
For Sekine, who is full of confidence,
Shinjuku Takano, which Yamazaki has just made a mistake in, will be released!
What will be the result?
Ah, this smell!
This is...
The smell of Minami Saori when he was 17 years old.
I don't know what you're talking about.
The texture is...
You're doing a good job!
This is good.
The sea where no one is there.
Minami Saori is out.
The first one I'm considering is...
Shinoyama Kishin!
Because he's the boss!
The texture is...
It's thick.
I'm not sure!
It's totally different, isn't it?
I don't know!
You're full of confidence, aren't you?
That's it!
You said it!
Let's start with a different one!
Let's start with a smooth one!
And let's get rid of it!
This is a smooth one.
It's totally different!
I can tell without even eating it!
I can't really tell when I eat it though...
What the heck is that!?
The one I ate is not a strawberry jam from an evil strawberry farm!
This one is kind of smooth too!
Like a landlady Miyagi's...
Ah, this one is not like that!
It's sweet and salty!
This one is sweet and salty!
It's kind of gross...
It's too sweet!
The one I ate is not a strawberry jam from an evil strawberry farm!
The texture is totally different!
It's smooth!
Ah, the taste is totally different!
This one...
It's like Okata prefecture!
This one is totally different!
The one I ate is not a strawberry jam from an evil strawberry farm!
Isn't it good?
We have no choice but to crush it, right?
Totally different!
Watari Tetsuya!
The one I ate is not a strawberry jam from an evil strawberry farm!
Watari-san, you're amazing!
You're amazing!
It's not even a jam, right?
I'm going to Shinjuku Takano.
Huh? This one looks like...
Minami Saori walking on a sandy beach...
I'm starting to see it!
Summer is over!
No, it's not!
This is not Shinjuku Takata's raw jam strawberry!
We did it! We did it!
It was South Seoul!
No, I could see you walking!
But you weren't singing!
It's intuition!
The kanji was similar!
You were on a sandy beach!
We did it! We did it!
You're first class impersonation, but you're third class impersonation!
No, let's hear it!
You look like a classmate, Hayashi!
You're first class!
We did it! We did it!
You were walking on that beach!
Did you get used to it?
I was walking, but...
When I ate it, Natsuki and Mari's eroticism...
Let me do it again!
You're frustrated, right?!
I'm confident if it's black tea!
Black tea!
It's this!
It's this for sure!