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Shouzo Endo's Quiz Maa Maa Maa!
Mah Mah Mah Mah Mah Mah...
Well, here it is.
It's Quiz Mah Mah Mah Matter.
Well, this is a superior foreplay, of course,
but we don't allow free will.
Mah Mah Mah Mah Mah...
That's really "mah mah"
He says "mah mah" all the time.
Right?
Well, I was invited into the school of manly production,
and I keep rating myself "mah mah"
Will the actor and actress kiss me or not?
It doesn't matter!
Hamamatsu-san...
Well, well, well...
I'll approach you and kiss you.
I've brought it with me.
I'm thinking of doing a quiz about it.
Quiz?!
You don't know anything about it, do you?
The actor and actress don't know anything about it.
Well, well, well...
I don't know if I can kiss you or not.
How about you, Matsumoto-san?
If I approach you and kiss you like "well, well, well"...
Well, well, well...
You'd say "well, well, well", wouldn't you?
What are you doing?!
Kokoriko Endo will do a VTR quiz about how many minutes and seconds a male comedian can kiss a female comedian who doesn't know anything.
He will put on ten marbles depending on his confidence.
I will start right away.
The first target is here.
Ryo.
I see.
This is Ryo of London Boots.
He is the same age as me, but he is younger than me.
After the VTR recording, I suddenly stopped in front of the studio and left.
Wow, that's amazing!
Thank you for your cooperation!
Everyone, please open your answers!
"Mama"!
Did you say "mama" just now?
"Mama" is about 21 seconds.
"Mama" is only 5 seconds.
I'm not sure why, but I'm sure there are cameras.
I'm sure there are cameras.
"Mama" is 5 seconds faster.
"Mama" is faster.
I'm about the same age as Matsumoto.
At first, I was confused and then I realized it was about 30 seconds.
How about you, Tanaka-san?
It's a long time.
On the contrary, I expected it to be a little longer.
It's been 5 years.
The correct answer is...
You're so meticulous.
You're so into it.
It's almost over.
This situation...
Let's do it!
Is it until the kiss?
Let's do it!
Well, well, well...
What's this?
Well, well, well...
What are you up to?
Well, well, well...
Is that what you call a kiss?
You're looking at the camera.
You're looking at it.
What are you up to?
Well, well, well...
It's over!
Well, well, well...
Well, well, well.
What's "well, well, well"?
Well, well, well...
Wait!
This isn't "well, well", right?
Well, well...
Well, well, well...
Why are you doing it twice?
Why twice?!
You don't need the second time, right?
You're doing it too much!
No, I don't.
Wait a minute.
It seems like I did something wrong.
What is it?
The answer is Yamanaki-san with 30 seconds.
"Mama, mama, mama".
Thank you very much.
And ladies, please prepare "mama" ladies.
Hey!
"Mama" ladies with 38 points.
"Mama" is not good.
You didn't give me a score.
By the way, there is a "mama" button for "kiss" in this video.
If you think it was a good "kiss", please press it.
I don't know what you are saying.
What are you saying?
If you think it was a good "kiss", please press it.
"Mama".
If you think it was a good "kiss", please press it.
Here is the next target.
Here it is!
Daisuke-san.
I think "kiss" switch is very fast.
This is difficult.
Daisuke may press it strongly.
Please think about it.
I don't think it's reliable.
I don't know how many seconds it will last.
I finally understand it.
Please pay attention to the time until it ends.
If you do...
Let's go.
Please open your answers.
Please.
Matsumoto-san said 17 seconds.
It's a little faster than Ryo's answer.
In Daisuke's case...
I think it's faster without a camera.
Really?
It's not bad without a camera.
Daisuke is okay with anything other than an old man.
Let's say it's Tanaka without a camera.
TANAKA WITHOUT A CAMERA
Okay.
He's smoking a cigarette.
I see.
He's smoking a cigarette.
Okay.
If it's 6 seconds, it's over.
Okay.
What's up with you?
How many times do you want me to do it?
I'm sure you felt something.
Hold on.
Well, well, well.
Who are you?
What's this?
Mama Nina.
So, Hamada is correct!
Mama, mama, mama.
Congratulations!
As expected of you, Daisuke.
The switch is fast.
It's fast, isn't it?
How did you like it?
If you like it, please press the mama button!
Mama, mama, mama.
I feel like I'm the only idiot here.
Okay, let's move on.
The target of this smash is...
Mama!
Mr. Ogi.
Basically, I haven't done much work.
I haven't had much conversation.
Before I write it, I'll say it again.
You're my enemy.
You wore glasses for the first time.
This is my point.
Didn't you already wear them, Daisuke?
Well, well, well.
Don't use it there!
What? What? What?
As you can see, Ogi has four answers.
So, what is the answer?
The answer is...
Mama, mama, mama.
I don't like this.
Let's go.
It's empty.
I think so.
After we get off?
After we get off, yes.
Well, well.
Wow, well, well.
Well, well.
I'm scared.
Well, well.
You scared me.
But, well, well.
Well, well.
This is definitely going to fail.
Well, well.
This is definitely going to fail.
That's right.
It's going to take forever.
Well, well.
Here we go.
Well, well, well.
Here we go.
Mr. Kosei, it's almost 25 seconds.
Come on, go, go!
Wait, wait.
Go!
Well, well.
Do it!
Well, well.
What is it?
Well, well, well.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Well, well.
Get closer!
Well, well.
That's right.
Well, well, well.
You tried it once, didn't you?
That's right.
Well, well.
What are you doing?
This is definitely going to go somewhere good.
That's right.
Here we go.
Wow.
Is it a little long?
Well, well, well.
Well, well.
Why do you keep doing it twice?
I don't like it.
You keep doing it twice.
I don't like it.
You got it wrong twice.
Well, well.
You're so slow.
What is it?
That's right!
Mr. Hamada is correct!
Thank you!
Well, well, well.
You have obtained two Harvard dolls.
Thank you for your hard work.
But you tried to end it once, didn't you?
Sometimes it's hard.
Sometimes I think I can escape even if I say it now.
Sometimes I wait for it.
That happens.
It happens.
You don't know until you try it.
You really don't know until you try it.
I won't do it.
I'll do it right away.
Well...
I'll do it.
Well...
You still have it.
You have it a lot.
How many times do you hit it?
You're good.
Question four.
The target is Yoshimoto's Konpao Karate or Irie?
As you can see from their answers,
Hamada has 30 seconds to answer two questions correctly in a row.
Will Hamada be able to answer correctly?
Start.
OK, start.
OK, he saw the TV. He saw the camera.
He saw the camera.
He went around. What is it? What is it?
Shiba Inu.
What is it? What is it?
He's fast!
This is not good!
What is it?
What are you doing?!
He's fast! He's fast!
He's opening his mouth!
This is gross!
Again, it's Hamada!
These three wins in a row are amazing.
What is this talent?
Fifth question!
The target is the entertainer you don't want to kiss, No. 1, Bananaman Himura!
As you can see from their answers, will Hamada be able to answer four questions correctly?
Oh, so this is how you run a restaurant.
I see.
Oh, he's not a manager.
I'm surprised.
I'm really surprised.
I know, right?
Well, well, well.
You look happy.
Well, well, well.
This is what Endo says.
Well, well, well.
It's hard to measure.
Well, well, well.
It's difficult.
I can't use the distance at all.
If you go early, you'll be run away and it's over.
Well, well, well.
You look happy.
This hasn't gone yet.
Well, well, well.
But you shouldn't say it now.
Well, well, well.
Maybe it's getting worse in this area.
That's it.
Oh, I see how it is.
That's it.
From the other side!
As you wish.
He is crying!
What is he saying?
He is crying.
What is this?
The correct answer is Tanaka-san!
Everyone else, congratulations!
What kind of tears was it?
I don't know.
Even for me, I didn't have any feelings of regret or sadness or happiness.
The tears just came automatically.
You're a ninja.
You said you cried without feeling anything.
Let's move on to the next target!
The next target is this!
Hannya's Kanada-kun.
This is serious.
This is very serious.
Yes.
He's pretty...well...shameless.
He doesn't kiss a lot of girls.
I've heard of him.
He's a famous comedian.
This time, I'm going to attack the bathroom where Kanada-kun entered with the cameraman.
Bathroom?
Bathroom.
Bathroom?
I think I've heard of it.
Kanada is extremely shameless.
Will he be able to accept Endo's kiss?
He's here.
Kanada appears without knowing anything.
It's not that easy to catch him.
He's waiting for him in the bathroom.
He's here.
He's in the bathroom.
I think he's in the bathroom.
He's in the bathroom.
He's going in.
Well...well...well...well...well...
What are you doing?
What are you doing, well well well...
Oh, no! I can't stand it!
Seriously, what are you doing?
I can't say anything.
What are you doing?
Really?
I can't say anything.
Really?
It's funny.
It's amazing.
It's funny.
I can say anything.
I want to go inside.
I was surprised.
What are you doing?
I can't say anything.
Really?
It's funny.
I can say anything.
I was surprised.
I can say anything.
What are you doing?
It's like a one-room apartment.
What are you doing?
I turned on the TV because it was there.
What are you doing?
Really?
Ouch!
He ran away!
I did it!
What are you doing?
He's really going to do it.
He really ran away.
What are you doing?
I see.
Yamadaki-san is correct!
I didn't expect it.
I didn't expect it in Canada.
I see.
Even if Yamadaki-san came with the camera, I didn't think he could do it.
I really didn't like it.
I thought he was going to do it.
He ran away while hitting the camera many times.
I see.
Here is the last target.
Segine's answer is correct.
As you can see from their answers, how is Endo going to approach Yamadaki-san?
Curry.
Thanks.
Finish by eating some curry.
You're cautious.
Well, well, well, well, well, well.
It's really effective.
It's definitely effective.
Do you want it?
No, it's fine.
Yeah, it's fine.
What's up with you?
Yeah, it's fine.
Huh?
Hahaha
That was fast!
Are you stupid?
How long are you gonna do this?
Nothing.
Hahaha
That's great!
Hahaha
That's great!
I wanna see your face!
Hahaha
I wanna see your face!
Hahaha
Can you see?
Uh.. Well..
Huh? Haha
That's awesome!
Well..
Hahaha
You can do it-
You okay?
Haha
OK, That's it!
Haha
10.5 points!
moderately
And the winner is...
Hamada-san!
The winner is Hamada-san.
The manga artist Yakumituru-sensei's opinion.
I'm pretty happy about it.
Congratulations!
Thank you.
That's all for today's quiz.
Is there a second quiz?
No, there isn't.
We're thinking of doing it again.
That's suspicious.
The Shiodome Hakuran Festival is held!
Let's go!
"Hotelman Pavilion" appears!
Everyone, come and play!