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We have some worrying news for you.
Downtown's Hitoshi Matsumoto will be on sick leave for one to two months due to his left hip joint injury surgery.
On June 28th, Hitoshi Matsumoto will be on sick leave.
There, he will change his emergency department and thoroughly examine Matsumoto's condition.
Will he?!
Ladies and gentlemen...
It's been a while.
It's been a while since we met like this.
It's been a while.
It's been a while since we met like this.
Well, well, everyone...
Yes?
I think you've heard about it on the news...
Yes.
I'll say it myself.
There is a way of life.
There is no way of death.
There is a way of life.
Of course there is a way of life.
Well, we don't know much about it yet.
You don't know much about it.
No, we don't know much.
Today, we are going to change the topic.
Yes, we are going to change it.
We are going to verify Matsubosu's condition.
Let's do it!
You're welcome!
Let's verify it!
You're welcome!
You're laughing!
Why are you laughing?
You're laughing!
What illness do you have?
What symptoms do you have?
Can't we take a break for two months?
Yes!
They know it better than we do.
Who?
The person who will verify it.
Oh, really?
Yes!
Can you explain it to us?
Yes!
Yes, please!
Please!
Don't laugh!
Seriously, don't laugh!
You're famous! You're a star!
Everyone at the venue and everyone who's watching TV...
If you could explain the situation...
I can't!
I'm having so much fun, I can't!
I want to have fun and listen carefully!
I want to listen carefully!
Are you okay?
Yes, I'll do my best.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for this time.
I'm sorry for this sudden request.
I'm sorry for causing trouble and worrying you and the fans.
I'm sorry.
And...
If you could explain...
How many times do I have to say it?
The left hip joint...
It's written as "lip" and it's called "heart", but it's damaged in the hip joint heart.
What's going on with "damaged"?
The lips are about to disappear.
Lips?!
What?!
The lips are about to disappear?!
The lips are disappearing?!
It's here.
This is not good!
No, no!
The lips are disappearing disease!
So, in other words...
The lips are disappearing disease!
It's already caused severe pain.
It's not even moving a little.
This is really...
I'll take care of it...
Um...
I'm sorry.
Please...
I'm sorry.
Get a hold of yourself!
Can I say something?
Yes.
How long has it been?
Um... One month later...
Well, I'm planning to have my eye surgery a little earlier.
Why is there such a period of time?
Um... Well...
I'm a good doctor, so...
Um...
This hospital...
Don't say anything! Who is it?!
There's a schedule...
There's a schedule for a doctor...
It's only one month ahead of schedule.
Yes, that's the situation.
Actually, I went to Mr. Matsumoto's house today and asked a lot of things.
So...
Well... A lot of things...
Please tell me, Hamada.
Oh, is it a message?
A message...
Yes, Mr. Hamada.
First of all...
It would have been nice if you had already become Hamada.
Oh, this is a message...
You said it, didn't you?
Why me?
That's the first thing you said!
Have you said this many times?
Why me?
It's written "jyaa!"
There's one more...
The hip...
The hip joint...
The "jint" is what you said earlier...
It's the lips, right?
So you receive it...
Well... Hamada...
Still, you don't have a lip.
In the case of lips...
Still, you don't have a lip.
You shouldn't say that in front of people who are watching you.
It's funny.
She is very angry.
She is angry.
She has a daughter.
She will give birth to a baby in about a month.
At that time, Matsumoto will give birth to a baby.
It's hard for me to walk.
You shouldn't say that in front of people who are watching you.
It's a mental problem.
I think there's always a way, but from now on we will verify Matsumoto-san's detailed symptoms.
Hey! Bring me that!
- Is this a sports newspaper? - Yes.
As you can see, everyone is taking care of Mr. Matsumoto's salary.
- Really? - Really?
- Why is it so small? - It's smaller than a North Star idol!
- Is it that small? - No, it's...
- It's ridiculous. - First of all...
- Mr. Sports Newspaper... - Here you go.
- Mr. Matsumoto is in the emergency room. - Yes.
- Mr. Otsukaai and Ms. Lip Slime... - That's right.
...are on top of a big couple's wedding article.
- No, no, no! - No, no, no!
- They say it's amazing. - I've never heard of it!
- I've never heard of it!
- It's proof that he's a big guy. - That's right.
- It's proof that he's a big guy. - Yes.
- Why? - Where is it? - It's Nikkan Sports.
- Again? - Yes.
- Here it is. - There's a new AKB unit.
- It's like they're eating into the article about AKB. - No, no!
- No, no, no! - No, no, no!
- They're eating into it! - No, no!
- Next up is Daily Sports. - Daily.
- Matsumoto Hitoshi. - He's the biggest.
- Yes. - Yes.
- They say it's a long-term solution. - Yes, yes.
- Look at this. It says "God's Itai" on the cover. - Yes.
- As a Kansai comedian, they're getting a lot of recognition for this. - Is it too late?
- What? It's too late? - No, no!
- You're making fun of me! - No, no!
- What is "God's Itai"? - No, no!
- This isn't "God's Itai". - Yes, it is.
- Daily Sports. - Yes.
- It's only "God's Itai". - It's a little...
- It's a little what? - Yes.
- The article next to it is about M-1. - Yes.
- He's a comedian who knows a lot about AKB. - Yes.
- They're doing this here to promote M-1. - It's like a movie!
- What do you mean, "promote M-1"? - What do you mean?
- It's like a large person can afford it. - Large people can afford it?
- Does it show how small the article is? - Yes.
- It doesn't show anything on it. - Yes.
- So it's a secret. - Yes.
- Let me show you the next one. - Please show us.
- Here is the news ranking. - Yes.
- The first place is the World Cup final tournament. - Yes, we were all excited about it.
- The second place is the baseball and soccer tournament in Osmo. - Well, yes...
- This is... - Yes.
- This is a secret. - Yes.
- Well, all the news... - Yes.
- All the organizations... - Yes.
- All of them... - Yes.
- Matsumoto san, you're the only one in 4th place. - Yes.
- You're the only one in 4th place. - Yes.
- If it wasn't for this, you'd be in 1st place. - If it wasn't for this?
- If it wasn't for these three, you'd be in 4th place. - No, no, no.
- Yes.
- Is there such an explanation? - You shouldn't say that.
- Yes, there is. - Yes.
- I'd like you to explain about Matsumoto san's symptoms in detail. - What?
- Please. - Please.
- Would you like me to explain? - Yes.
- I don't think you know this, but... - Yes?
- When I was in high school... - Yes?
- I was in the medical department. - What?
- No, it's true! - What?
- No, you have to listen to me first. - Yes, yes, yes.
- You only care about what's behind you, don't you? - Yes.
- That's how it is, Yamazaki-san. - Yes.
- What about you, Matsumoto san? - It's not good tonight.
- What? - It's not good?
- It's not good?
- It's not that bad, is it? - No, no.
- By the way, I've also had this symptom and a woman's symptom. - Really?
- Yes, it's true! - What?
- Well... - I've had a hemorrhage. - Yes, yes.
- And I'm called "hemorrhagic hip." - Really?
- Yes, it's true!
- So, I can't raise my shoulders and I have symptoms like that. - Yes.
- And I can't walk anymore. - I see.
- No, it's true! You think I'm lying, don't you? - Yes.
- Huh? - Do you think so?
- No, it's true! The time frame is fixed. - I see.
- So, it took me about half a year to get better.
- But in his case, you have to believe it, don't you? - Yes.
- No, you can leave me alone, too. - Huh?
- No, it's not like that. - You can leave me alone.
- No, you can entertain me for half a year.
- He's funny. - He's funny.
- Yes, I haven't asked the doctor yet. - Go home!
- Well... - Go home! Go home!
- Go home! - Go home!
It stabilizes the hip joint called "kansetsushin", but "kansetsushin damage" means that the skin color called "kansetsushin" is peeled off or injured from the cartilage part here.
So, it's a surgery about how to fix it, but it's becoming common for surgeries that clean and tie up the part called "kansetsushin" that is peeled off with a thread and put it back on the bone again.
Depending on the condition of the surgery, we can't say for sure how long it will take, but in general, it will take up to two or three weeks at least.
Wow!
I see.
I understand now, but is it normal for a normal person like that to become like that?
No, that's right. The question is what kind of person became like that.
You're telling me what I want to say.
That's right.
I haven't heard of it.
Mr. Hamada, you haven't heard of it.
"Q" and "a" and "long".
Let's go at our own pace.
Please!
A little more! A little more!
Just a little more.
I'm sorry.
So you're an athlete.
That's right.
I'm Alex Rodriguez.
He's very famous.
I'm a major leaguer and a Yankees player.
So you're an athlete.
Yes.
Do ordinary people become like you?
No, not really.
That's nonsense!
I've heard about it for a long time.
I wonder what happens if you become like me.
I'll tell you the reason.
I see.
Here it is.
It happens because of a strong impact such as a car accident.
Ordinary people.
I don't think so.
I asked my current manager, Orita, if he recently had a strong impact.
Current manager.
We're together a lot.
You're making things up!
Here it is.
Matsumoto-san has had a pain in his hip joint for half a year.
That's not true!
So you haven't done anything strong?
Just saying it hurts.
By the way, let me tell you what I did as a leaguer for half a year.
That's it.
That's right.
But you still laughed.
But I didn't have a strong impact.
You didn't have a strong impact, but you didn't use your body much.
So I looked up past VTRs and found out what caused it.
Really?
So I concluded that this might be the cause.
Here it is.
Ah, yes.
Um...
Ah, Inubu.
Yes, it's Inubu who runs around cutting coffee.
No, everyone did it.
Everyone did it.
Tanabarun is the most likely place to do it.
Right?
Yes.
Also, I asked the teacher if Inubu might be the cause of it and he showed me the video.
Ah, he showed you this?
Yes.
He said it might be the cause of it.
And here it is.
You don't have to do it.
That's right.
You don't have to do it.
What is it?
Just look at it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You don't know what I'm talking about, do you?!
Um...
Up until now, we've been able to verify various situations.
Um...
The fact that Matsumo-san isn't here...
Yes.
Um...
As a countermeasure in the future...
Yes.
When other big-name entertainers...
Big-name entertainers...
Yes, yes, yes.
When they're not here...
Yes.
Um...
You're so annoying!
You should adjust your size!
From your nose...
No, no, no!
To your size...
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
First of all, Kazuo Tokumitsu.
He was arrested for breaking the new criminal code.
At the time, Mino Monta was playing a major role in the 24-hour TV show.
Next up is Kiyoshi Kodama.
He was arrested for breaking the code.
He played a band member in "Attack 25".
Why?!
I don't know anything about it.
When a famous singer is on vacation,
a famous singer's talent can play a major role.
That's how it works.
This time, a video researcher will investigate Matsumoto-san's talent.
He's serious!
He's the kind of guy who's popular in commercials.
That's right.
If you don't want to do it, kill me.
I'm going to investigate Matsumoto-san's talent.
I'll start with first place.
First place is...
Ah, this one.
You want it that badly?!
First place is...
I'm sorry.
Canada.
Wow!
I see.
Second place is...
It's second place.
I see.
Third place is...
This one.
At first glance, this person could be first place.
That's right!
Fourth place is this person.
Fifth place is this person.
Are you serious?
How can you say something like that?
It's not like Kimimaro-san is bad.
That's not it.
Really?
I called you because I thought you were good.
I called you because I asked you for a song.
Here is the answer.
You're doing it anyway.
Well, let's do it like that.
Since it has been rejected,
Matsumoto-san's top talent is you, Hamada-san.
So we're going to look up who your top talent is.
I see.
So it's connected.
The fifth place is you, Hamada-san.
Hamada-san.
That's right.
The fifth place is you, Matsumoto-san.
When it was Matsumoto-san, you were in first place.
There's someone closer to you.
The third place is you, Hamada-san.
The second place is you, Matsumoto-san.
That's amazing.
There's someone who holds the cream.
That's right.
It's you, Hamada-san.
Who?
Ta-dah!
Hamada-san, you're being tricked.
You're digging in.
You're digging in everything.
I'm sorry.
You're being tricked.
I'm sorry.
Well...
It's you again.
It was you, Kimumaro-san.
So we looked up Kokoriko-san, too.
I'm sorry, but I'll be frank.
Yes.
Tanaka-san's top talent is Neptune's hurricane.
That's totally different.
And you, Roo Oshiba-san.
It's like a different talent.
It's you, Endo-san.
Endo-san's top talent is you, Roo Oshiba-san.
It's you, Roo-san?
And you, Nagira Kenichi-san.
Nagira-san!
That's totally different.
That's right.
Kokoriko-san's top talent doesn't go well with musical instruments.
So we looked up Yamazaki-san's top talent, too.
Thank you.
Of course, Yamazaki-san's data exists in video research.
Hey! Hey!
It hurts!
Hey!
Watch out!
Are you okay?
Watch out!
I'm embarrassed and can't watch it.
Are you okay?
Is everyone okay?
And so, Matsumoto-san's role didn't get decided,
So, Gaki-no-tsukai would like to recruit interesting projects that can be done without Matsumoto-san.
Gaki-no-tsukai entertainers who would like to do projects with Gaki-no-tsukai, please apply.
I see.
It's revolutionary.
The address is www...
What?
Just publish it!
Let's publish it!
Please go there.
Gaki-no-tsukai
Actually, due to Matsumoto-san's urgent request, there are some people who have caused trouble, so we would like to introduce them.
We have received comments from them.
I see.
I would like you to read them.
I'm sorry.
Matsumoto-san, are you okay?
I heard about this.
Why did you come here today?
I'm really worried about you.
You know...
Oh, right.
I forgot.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
Because...
I asked President Yoshimoto of Osaka...
I borrowed some money from him.
I have to pay for my daughter's school fees and for my mother and son's watch.
So I have to spend a lot of money.
I have to spend a lot of money for my character.
So I asked him if he could borrow some money from me.
I hope you get well soon and make me smile.
Good luck.
That's all for today.
We four have to do our best.
Thank you.