AISubs v3.5
It's a downtown punch-in.
This shaft was taken off.
Hamada and Masatoshi's natural trial was overturned last week.
Shocking facts have been revealed one after another.
Isn't that your fault?
Familiar game entertainment world No. 1 final match.
An incident occurred in the fourth round.
I've been doing this for decades.
He was full of confidence in the match.
One, two, three!
Don't say "one, two, three"!
One, two, three!
Don't say "one, two, three"!
What did he see?
A natural explosion!
Hamada dropped his cigarette lighter in his pants.
What he came up with was...
Diving in the snow!
I've been putting my hands here.
I'm so tired!
He was late for a meeting with his juniors.
But Hamada hid his impatience.
Sorry to keep you waiting.
Come on, let's go.
Hamada predicted the satellite.
He didn't close his side mirror.
I'm running to get out of here.
That's because you're a natural.
Tonight's verdict is...
What are you doing, Hamada?
Don't expose my head!
You're a natural.
You're wrong!
That's amazing.
This is a big deal.
This is amazing.
This should be considered as Yoshimoto Creative Agency.
That's right. It's a big problem.
It's full of sea.
Not only that, but it also causes damage to younger comedians due to nature.
There is more evidence.
This happened during a break between Hama-chan and Yomiuri TV.
Hamada and Kimura were alone in the waiting room.
I'm hungry. Kimura, let's go eat.
Okay. What do you want to eat?
In this program's recording studio, it was common for the staff to make a reservation in advance.
That's why, on this day as well, we prepared Tenzaru, Tenjyuu, and Oyako-don.
I'll have Tenzaru!
Then I'll have Oyako-don.
Thank you for it!
Kimura will have Oyako-don.
Hamada will eat Zaru-soba and Tempura.
And the rest of the Tenjyuu was supposed to be eaten by the staff.
However...
This Tempura is so good!
It's so good!
What?!
Seeing that, Kimura was shocked.
The Tempura you're eating, that's the staff's Tenjyuu, right?
What?!
And then...
Hamada...
Huh...
Gave a creepy smile to Kimura.
T-this river...
You're telling me not to tell anyone about it, right?
Because of Hamada's weird sense of humor,
Kimura couldn't say anything else.
Kimu, hurry up and eat!
Y-yes, I'll eat!
In the end, like nothing happened,
Hamada ate the staff's Tenjyuu and Charu Soba.
The Tempura is so good!
Now, your honor!
I'd like to call the witness for this case.
Yes, I understand.
Witness, please come forward.
Well, it happens.
It's showing, it's showing.
It's showing on your face.
Hello, excuse me!
I am Kimura Yuu.
It's showing, it's showing.
I understand.
I've always respected you!
Please put a bamboo in my ear today.
When a woman who was about to live happily with a good boy said, "Ham-chan's head is weird,"
I said, "What!? You shouldn't say Hamaya-san's head is weird!" and gave it back.
Hamaya-san liked you that much, didn't he?
I respected you that much!
Did you admire me?
Yes, I shed tears.
In secret?
In secret.
I had a lot of sad stories.
I don't remember!
Tendon and tempura have a similar shape.
When you open the lid, you can only see the tempura.
Tendon is made of silver and has ginger on it.
I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.
Tendon is made of silver and has ginger on it.
When you lift it up, there is rice underneath, right?
You can only see the shrimp, right?
I can't see the shrimp.
You can only see the shrimp, right?
I'm sure he noticed and checked if he was holding the shrimp or not.
I'm worried about whether you're holding it or not.
I'm worried about you holding the shrimp.
I'm tired of holding shrimp!
And that shrimp doesn't have any grains in it.
It does! It's a tempura bowl!
Even so, you put it in the soup and eat it.
In the play, you said you would eat oyakodon right away.
But when I was in the tempura bowl market, I thought tempura bowl would be better.
But since tempura bowl is more popular, if you choose tempura, you will only have tempura here.
Why do you say that?
After I realized it...
Even if it's a unique smell...
The air will go "pi" right?
That's right.
You might have given me a chance to laugh.
Ah, like that.
So you can't laugh?
But if I laugh, it's a gamble.
If you laugh, it's a gamble of life.
As soon as you laugh, you don't know what will fly at you.
Do you remember this?
You said you don't remember it earlier.
I remember eating it, but do you usually get the tempura from the store?
That's why you're here.
You're here because you got it.
That's why you're here.
You're here because you got it.
No, no, that's not it.
When you hear this story, do you think it's natural?
No, I think so.
If it's true.
But you haven't done it yet.
No, I haven't.
Kim, you're saying it too much.
Why am I here to say that?
It's a location program, so I'm on a location bus.
I don't know.
I've been talking to you, but you suddenly go somewhere.
You're losing your words.
You're losing your consciousness.
You're suddenly ignored.
Did you talk to me like that?
While reading the newspaper, you always say, "There's a lot going on."
There's a lot going on.
Can you get me some sweets and water?
Where are you running?
Is it past Shinanomachi?
It's past Shinanomachi.
If it's past here, it's CX, isn't it?
If you say something like that...
I was just talking to you at the sauna.
What is that?
Do you want it?
You're saying too much.
What is it?
You know, when you're playing table tennis and you're in the line...
Sometimes it's like this.
I was so surprised.
I think I thought the conversation was over before that.
But of course it wasn't over!
Because it's the first question, right?
Where are you running?
Why does it end like that?
"Where are you running?" What did you say?
Around Shinanomachi.
At that stage, I'm already done.
Ah, Shinanomachi. It's already over.
No, no, no, no.
You want blood, don't you?
Why do you close your heart?
It's a human relationship, isn't it?
No, it's even worse.
During the show, during the actual show...
There's a lot of food.
At the time...
He was doing a commercial for Happoshu.
So, he got angry and...
I want a beer!
When there's something like that...
The product is...
Well, it's a clear product.
When you sell it...
It's like a fish with water.
You try to say a catchphrase.
But the catchphrase is...
No roughness, only umami.
But...
Wow, it'd be nice if there was a clear product.
When you say it...
Hah! I'll say it twice!
I'll say it! I'll say it!
I'll say it!
With your face...
No umami!
What?!
No roughness, only umami!
With a full smile...
No umami!
Wow, wow, wow...
I...
I moved.
No, you moved.
You had a really good pass.
Yes.
Maybe...
I think you were a little slow.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
You're the worst!
I was nervous!
You were the worst from the start!
Hamada's ex-manager Shibata testifies.
At the recording studio, Hamada comes with his usual white sunglasses.
Good morning!
We don't have these!
We do, we do.
And after the recording, when Hamada leaves the studio, an incident occurs.
What?
Huh?
My sunglasses!
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
They were so expensive!
What should I do?!
Oh, right!
I left them with him!
Shibata!
Y-yes!
Hamada shouts and runs over to Shibata.
I left my sunglasses with you!
Aren't you going to give it back?
U-um...
On top of my head...
Huh?
You're right!
I forgot about it!
Downtown and N.S.C.'s rise in popularity
and Hamada's well-known personality,
testifies from Maeda Seiji.
That was a month ago.
As usual, after the recording in the evening.
I'm hungry!
I want to eat McDonald's!
Oh, I'll go buy it!
What would you like?
I'll have a Tsukimi Burger!
Huh? Tsukimi Burger?
Tsukimi Burger is a seasonal limited item that only sells in autumn,
so it's not sold in spring.
I'm sorry, Mr. Hamada!
It's closed at the moment, but...
Huh?! Are you blind?!
It's still evening and it's 6 o'clock!
At this hour?!
I'm going to close up! You idiot!
It turns out that Hamada misjudged the closing time of the store and the period of being in charge of the Tsukimi Burger.
It's still open, so hurry up and break it!
But...
It's closed!
Now, your honor!
The witness for this case, Mr. Tanaka.
Now, witness, step forward.
No, it's going to happen. It's going to happen.
It's heavy, but it's going to happen.
I don't usually show this kind of expression.
First of all, I'm sure you're all curious about this, but...
McDonald's Tsukimi Burger...
What does it mean?
I think it's too good.
It's just normal.
If you say "It's closed at the moment," you already know that it's a seasonal limited item.
Everyone knows.
But you said "time" and...
I know, I know, I know.
Why did you think it was "time"?
"Seasonal limited" means, for example, if it's McDonald's in the morning, it's open from what time to what time in the morning, right?
That's not a seasonal limited item.
In the morning, in the morning.
What is it?!
You've been doing it for a year!
You should say "time" in the morning!
It's getting messy.
There are sunglasses in the morning.
This is not just one or two things.
We've seen this many times in nature, right?
Hamada is...
When I was wearing sunglasses that looked like the bigger one would go on, I liked it and put it on.
There was a time when you put it on and sat down, right?
I did it.
At the end of this link, I put it on and went home.
About ten minutes before.
After that, I thought I'd go home too.
I thought I'd go home after I went to the bathroom, and when I went to the bathroom...
Here in this bathroom...
I closed my eyes!
Hey! I forgot!
What do you mean "a lot"?
When you say "a lot" and when you say "a lot" you lose focus.
You forget and go home.
What do you mean "a lot"? What is "a lot"?
That's right.
There are things you forget.
I understand "a lot" and "a lot of" but "a lot" and "a lot of" is not "a lot".
When you finish yoga, you look at yourself in the mirror.
You definitely look at yourself in the mirror.
When you finish the toilet, you close it and go home.
You close it and go home.
But you don't look at yourself in the mirror for a while and go home, do you?
Why do you look at me in the mirror?
It's not true.
I didn't think you would look at me in the mirror after you went home.
Hamada-san, you have a regular show in Osaka.
You work there too.
Hamada-san, when you go to Osaka, you go to places where there are a lot of people like "big camera".
You go there.
And you lose focus.
You think it's not good to stand out.
So you say "let's not do it".
And Hamada-san says "it's okay".
You wear a hat and sunglasses.
Seiji walks in front of you.
You look at his feet and walk down.
You say "no one will notice you until you get to the store", and you go to the store.
You say "let's go", and you walk.
But you look at Seiji's back.
Hamada-san is not there.
He's not anywhere.
You look down too much.
You're at an old man you don't know.
Where are you going?
This is red.
Hamada-san, where are you going?
Wait a minute.
This is red.
You were with an old man you didn't know.
Just once.
Just once at night!
Do it properly!
What is this?
It's red, if you don't do it properly.
If you don't do it properly, it's red.
You do it properly.
You do it properly, it's red.
You were somewhere and you went like this.
Seiji's shoes and his pants' color.
I remember.
He had white shoes.
I have white shoes.
I remember white shoes.
There are several streets and you go to Big Camera.
There are a lot of people.
You followed me.
You went to the south.
I understand.
Thank you for your time.
I don't know what to do.
There are many things.
Everyone has their own stories.
If you don't talk about these things, it's not a variety show.
I'll say it as it is.
I know.
I'll say it as I saw it.
I'm really saying it as it is.
There's a story about people losing their sunglasses.
Anyway, there's a lot of talk about people losing their cell phones.
There's a lot of talk about losing your cell phone.
I was talking about that and I forgot my cell phone in the airport bathroom.
It's natural, isn't it?
That happens.
No, it's not.
What?
Then which one are you talking about?
I forgot my cell phone in the bathroom.
But before that...
You're talking about me.
How much do you talk about me?
I'm sorry for my age, but I've been talking about you for about 20 minutes the other day and the day before.
You all talk about me for more than normal.
I went to the bathroom for that pee and it smelled like a middle-aged woman.
It smelled like a gorilla's resting place.
It wasn't a gorilla's resting place, but it smelled like a gorilla's resting place.
It smelled like a song I heard earlier.
Actually, I've done it three times before.
In "Hey! Hey! Hey!" and in the opening, I said "Downtown Deluxe" as the first song.
The quality of the song.
I feel sorry for both staffs.
It's sad.
Neither of the staffs can benefit from it.
There's a composition where you have to be stupid, stupid and stupid.
You have to be the axis of Downtown.
You have to be stupid, stupid and stupid.
It's heavy.
It's really heavy.
I think it's heavy.
The defendant, Hamada.
If you have anything to say, please say it.
It's not natural.
Everyone makes mistakes and misunderstandings.
Even if you make it funny and funny, it's offensive.
It's offensive.
Does he know what "offensive" means?
He doesn't know.
If he knew, he wouldn't have used it.
Please proceed with the trial.
You.
Victims have been excluded from numerous natural disasters.
What will be the verdict given to Hamata after this?
(audience laughing)
(speaking in foreign language)
(audience laughing)
(speaking in foreign language)
(upbeat music)
I don't like you.
(Laughter)
(Cheering)
(Laughter)
What's the number? What's the number? What's the number?
I don't like you anymore!
(Laughter)
Wonderful! Wonderful!
Thank you for watching until the end.
(Laughter)