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One, two, three!
You can't step on it first!
Hey!
Don't post it on your blog!
It's natural!
Katsura Iemoto and his wife created the first ever rock-paper-scissors match!
T.K.J! Round and round we go!
16 contestants will compete in a tournament-style serious battle!
The first match of the best 8 is...
If you eat spicy food, you can maintain a good tension.
He's in a good mood!
Eat spicy food! Eat spicy food!
If you eat 80 times spicier curry, you can maintain a good tension.
And tonight, only one entertainer will go to T.K.J.'s house!
It's a complete victory for me!
The second match of the P.K.J. Grand Prix semi- final is...
Yoko Ake vs. Design Permanent.
Savanna Yagi showed his determination with his first round Kusshi no Ko card.
If I don't win this time, I won't do any combos of my favorite gag "mix".
Are you worried?
This is my second win.
Even MC Hammer is surprised!
If I don't win this time, I won't do any combos of my favorite gag "mix".
Yagi, who wanted to seal his own gag, eliminated Kassuga.
I will avenge many entertainers.
Kassuga and Kassuga, rock-paper-scissors!
Did you see that, entertainers?
Ariyoshi exchanged his fist for a hammer and fought back.
Savanna Yagi vs. Ariyoshi.
Let's fight!
The second match of the P.K. Grand Prix semi-final is...
Both of you!
I'm looking forward to it.
I wonder how it will be.
In a way, Ariyoshi has to win.
Is that so?
Let's start the match!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Yeah!
He's strong!
Why is he using his hands?
Maybe he couldn't wear a helmet because of that.
Why is he using his hands?
Yagi.
Humans' defense instinct is pushing me forward.
You have too much fighting spirit.
You used your hands when you couldn't fly.
Yes, I blocked it.
Can you show us?
Like this.
Why did you do it twice?
Ouch!
But he hit it cleanly.
I see.
Next is the third match of the semi-final.
You've been aiming for my mom for a long time.
I was surprised.
Neko Hiroshi, who is famous for his athletic ability,
ended up being crushed.
TKJ's "Itadaki"
Itadakimasu
Where will the serious match go?
Before the match, there is a man who shows uneasy movement.
I have a stomachache unexpectedly.
It's the opposite.
He is drinking milk in the middle of the match.
He has a special aura.
Jack is the winner today.
Well, I remember a little earlier.
Yagi, if you lose, your gag will be sealed.
That's right.
Yagi, you have to keep your promise.
If you see me doing such a gag somewhere, please tell me.
Let's move on to the next match.
They are also innocent.
Are you ready?
Then the match begins!
Thank you very much!
That was fantastic!
Endo and I are golf buddies, but it's more frustrating than losing at golf!
I don't know if you know...
It's very frustrating!
We lost at rock-paper-scissors, too!
Endo-sensei...
Yes?
The semi-final.
That's right!
I'm going to win with both of them.
Yes, I will.
What are you doing?
I'm feeling it.
I see.
I'm definitely going to win.
Thank you!
It does seem like you're in the zone!
The semi-final.
The final match is...
If you get the answer, you can immediately go for the gag.
If you win, you win for sure.
That's right!
Oh!
A doctor who doesn't know science!
Excuse me, I'm from...
I'm from...
When the match began, it was different!
Lucky couldn't get any closer!
What are you doing?!
In the final match of the first round...
Shinuchi appears!
Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
After losing to Hamada...
In an unforgivable situation...
Matsumoto went around Himura!
Amazing!
No, no, no, no!
Before the match began...
I did a "tsure-shon!"
With my neighbors.
I had already won by then.
Lucky will challenge the gag battle!
O-tani-ren!
Yes, sir!
Sit down!
Matsumoto has finally shown his strength.
That's a lot of pressure!
Then...
Match...
Begin!
One, two...
Hit me! Hit me! Rock, paper, scissors, go!
Hit me! Hit me! Rock, paper, scissors, go! Hit me! Rock, paper, scissors, go!
How's that?! How's that?!
One, two, three!
Oh, no, no, no, it doesn't matter if you win or lose!
That was really dangerous!
What was that "Tew! Tew! Tew!".
Let's watch it in slow motion.
Ok! Let's watch it in slow motion.
So cool!
I feel like I can win rock, paper, scissors already!
He's not there!
You're right.
It hurts.
When I look back, I only did "okappa" today.
It's too bad.
It's frustrating!
There are two more matches left for EKG.
The first semi-final match is about to start.
Wow!
Takeyama continues his counterattack by changing his 80-fold intense firepower into a competitive spirit!
How long will this momentum last?!
I'll avenge the many entertainers!
"The weak don't know" is what this man says!
He just keeps beating up his enemies in front of him!
He's showing us a fierce battle!
CUNNING TAKEYAMA VS ARIYOSHI
I have a bad feeling about this!
Here are the best 4 fighters in the semi-final!
Takeyama, Ariyoshi, Endo, Wacky.
Yes.
What do you think?
No, my level is getting higher and higher!
No, no, no.
For now, Takeyama, fill up with gasoline!
I knew you'd say that!
No, Takeyama!
Oh, really?
Yes!
You've only got rules now!
Oh, only rules?
That's great!
FILL IT UP WITH FOOD!
FILL IT UP WITH FOOD, TOO!
That's great, isn't it?
Make it a little sweeter!
I made it sweet!
Let me see...
I'll put some Beppo wrap on your chest.
By the way, why are you sweating like that?
You saw him eating curry, didn't you?
The more you win, the worse you get!
The match will now begin.
I'm so nervous!
I feel like I'm going to win.
I feel like I'm going to lose.
The match will now begin!
One, two...
Hit, cover, rock, paper!
He's fast!
One, two...
Hit, cover, rock, paper!
One, two...
Hit, cover, rock, paper!
It's a tie!
This is a great match!
One, two...
Hit, cover, rock, paper!
Safe!
Nice one, Takeyama!
One, two...
Hit, cover, rock, paper!
He's fast!
One, two...
Hit, cover, rock, paper!
He's fast!
One, two...
Hit, cover, rock, paper!
One, two...
Hit, cover, rock, paper!
One, two...
Hit, cover, rock, paper!
One, two...
Hit, cover, rock, paper!
Safe!
You did it!
But you hit him yourself, didn't you?
No, I didn't. I panicked.
I can't accept it.
No, I can accept it.
It's my complete victory.
You look like a dog outside.
Let's go back.
Endo and Wacky, please.
I feel sorry for you.
You brought milk again.
I brought milk.
Did you see how fast he brought milk?
You're too fast.
The final battle is another chair.
He's fast.
They're fast.
Endo and Wacky are fast.
Wacky is faster than others.
In the semi-final, Matsumoto is defeated.
Wacky is defeated.
Endo versus Wacky.
The fastest showdown in the entertainment world.
Ready, set...
This is pretty fast.
This is fast.
Showdown, start!
Ready, set...
Wacky wins!
What a showdown!
Endo wins!
Huh?
What's going on?
Kaido!
How do you feel?
Well... I'm happy.
I knew it!
Wacky!
Endo's desire to win is getting stronger and stronger.
Don't say that.
I'm not asking you that.
What...
What do you mean?
Well...
I have a new gag for you.
A sexy gag.
A sexy gag!
Boom!
Kyu!
Boom!
Pokon!
You can't do that.
Now, the finalists will be decided!
Who will be the winner of the final match?
I feel a little bit lonely.
Yeah, I lost in one shot.
I wonder if people are different like this.
Final match!
CUNNING TAKEYAMA VS ENDO!
Who will be the winner?
In the left corner, from SUN MUSIC PRODUCTIONS, CUNNING TAKEYAMA!
SHOTARO ENDO!
In the right corner, from YOSHIIMOTO CREATIVE AGENCY, SHOTARO ENDO!
TAKEYAMA VS ENDO!
SHOTARO ENDO!
You're not stupid enough to sprinkle red wine on me!
You should say the same thing to your senior!
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry about that.
Thank you for the food.
Here it comes!
What is it?
He's fired up again.
He's fired up.
Wow! It's red!
It's red!
The way you ate it looked like a wild monkey.
That's good.
A wild monkey.
Next up is Endo.
Yes.
Endo looks like he's in a good mood.
I'm just doing it because I have a TKJ.
If I didn't have a TKJ, I wouldn't be doing this.
What's with him?
I hate him!
But if I win one more time, it means I win.
I'll do my best.
He's so quiet.
He doesn't say anything at all.
This is only the final round.
Yes!
With Japanese wrestlers!
It's not a loss!
It's only the final round!
Of course it's a loss!
Japanese wrestlers!
Of course it's a one-on-one match with EVE.
That's good.
If you win one more time, you'll have to fill up your tank again.
That's right.
We will now begin the final round!
Get in position!
Yes, sir!
Get in position!
It's fast.
Begin!
Ready, set...
Tataichi, kabutte, janken, poi!
Ready, set...
Tataichi, kabutte, janken, poi!
He missed it.
He got it now.
Ready, set...
Tataichi, kabutte, janken, poi!
Ready, set...
Tataichi, kabutte, janken, poi!
That's a good match!
That look on his face...
Takeyama, who has only played one match so far.
Let the match begin!
Ready, set...
He missed it!
Did you sweat a little?
He sweats right away!
He sweats a lot!
He's sweating a lot!
He has a bad temper.
Ready, set...
What a match!
If he scores one more goal...
Takeyama, fill up with gasoline.
He has to do it.
He's like a transformed Hulk.
It's one-on-one!
Ready, set...
Thank you very much!
That was great! It was fun, wasn't it, Mr. Secretary?
It was more exciting than I thought!
It was exciting!
Hey!
Don't make that face!
You're making me nervous.
What kind of face am I making now?
This is going to continue in the tournament, isn't it?
No, this is going to continue in the second and third rounds.
You have a lot of driving nerves, don't you?
You have a lot of them, don't you?
But this is number one, everyone!
That's right!
You have a bad attitude!
That's because I was hit.
You have a small voice!
You have a bad attitude!
The runner-up, Takeyama, will appear in the next round as a seed player.
I see.
I see, I see.
But strangely, I really wanted to win the final round with the power of curry!
I see.
I see, I see.
I see.
I see, I see.
I see.
It's frustrating!
The more you win, the more you get out of hand, isn't it funny?