AISubs v3.5
"Kids' favorite, Shichihenge"!
In a situation where you can't slip and you can't break,
this project allows real entertainers to evolve!
Last time, Banana Man Himura challenged for an action parade!
He won 5th place in a row.
And this time, Himura's partner, Sitara will challenge!
In the first episode of "Useful Kid,"
Banana Man Sitara was eliminated!
What is "Sitara"?
Himura did "Sitara" first.
I see.
Banana Man decided it first.
Really?
When I saw Sitara's face, it looked like Blue Man's.
Let's meet the star of the day!
Thank you for having me!
He looks like Blue Man.
No, no.
But he's amazing!
He was pretty good, wasn't he?
Himura won 5th place last time.
That's right.
46,000 yen.
Yes.
I was happy when you came back that day.
Yes, yes, yes.
I was happy.
Yes, yes.
You were well-received.
I wasn't happy.
I thought you were just an advertiser.
But you weren't like that.
This time, I used my brain.
You used your brain.
This is Banana Man's...
That's right!
I'm not Banana Man!
It doesn't matter!
That's right.
Anyway, you won first place.
Himura also won first place.
Yes.
10,000 yen.
No, no.
Give it back!
Who is 10,000 yen?
Yamazaki only had 10,000 yen!
I was surprised.
That's amazing!
Don't say that!
What kind of potential do you have?
What are you trying to say?
Well, well.
How are you feeling today?
I don't feel well.
You don't feel well?
You don't feel well, do you?
You don't feel well?
You look like you're dying.
You look fresh.
I didn't do anything until I entered this building.
Someone stop him!
Interrupted. Interrupted. Interrupted.
What will you do?
Well, there are many things.
Can I say something?
About the zombie at the top.
It was really scary.
What?
In the mud.
Oh, you mean the first one?
It was just scary.
The one you were waiting for?
I could hear a voice in the black mud.
I thought, "Why are zombies so scary?"
Why are zombies so scary?
Hey, hang in there!
It was really scary.
It was 25 minutes at first.
Really?
It was 15 minutes.
Everyone was doing their best.
Oh, I see. 10 minutes and 15 minutes.
Wow, it's amazing.
I can't stand it.
So, I don't like zombies.
But you'll go to New York, right?
No, I can't go to New York.
Let's be buried underground in New York.
Really?
I don't want to do it again.
Everyone was like, "Wow, so this is the underground."
I was facing the room and asking.
I wanted to go out there, too.
That's why it's funny.
It's an exquisite timing.
But, you know...
It's like a black band.
What should we do?
Endo is taking so many risks.
Yeah, he is.
Oh, no...
Should I eat it?
This is...
Disgusting.
I like it.
(coughing)
What's wrong with you?
You didn't laugh, did you?
It was funny.
What's wrong with you?
It was funny.
What's wrong with you?
The smell is...
The smell is amazing.
Well...
What about Ani?
Ani?
Yama-chan's Ani performance.
Oh, this.
I've done it before.
You haven't done it, have you?
I haven't done it.
You haven't done it, have you?
Have you ever done your hair like Ani's?
Have you?
Yes, I have.
You have.
What's wrong with you?
You look surprised but it's funny.
You wear a suit all the time, don't you?
Yes, yes.
For years...
I've been bald.
I get bald and then I turn white and finish.
His clothes...
His suit...
It's embarrassing.
I like it.
I'm sorry.
Hello?
Genki? Hello, it's your mother.
How are you?
I'm fine.
I'm working now.
When did you come?
I'm...
No, no.
I'm working as a kid's maid.
I'm sorry.
It's not good right now.
Is it okay?
Change it.
No, no.
It's impossible.
No, no.
The phone is not good right now.
The phone...
I'll call you again.
Wait a minute.
No, no.
Seriously.
Who are you talking about?
What?
Who are you talking about?
Downtown...
Yes.
Kokoriko...
Yamasaki...
Who are they?
What?
Who are they?
Mr. Tanaka of Kokoriko.
And?
And Mr. Yamasaki.
That's it.
Um, Mr. Hosei.
What?
I mean, Mr. Yamasaki.
I'm serious. I'll call you back later.
I'm serious.
I'm downtown and I don't like it when things don't go as planned.
No, it's fine.
I don't need it now.
No, it's fine.
I'm serious.
My impression of you has changed.
What? Are you serious?
You've changed.
Please don't be rude. I'm serious.
I'm sorry.
She's my mother.
I'd like to say hello to her.
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry.
Hello?
Oh, hello. Um, it's my mother.
Oh, thank you. I'm downtown.
Thank you for calling.
Oh, no problem at all.
I'm in a meeting. I'm sorry.
Oh, again!
I'm happy to talk to you on the phone.
Oh, me too. Thank you.
Yes, thank you.
I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry.
It's fine now, right?
Matsumo-chan, you've changed.
Huh?
You seem nicer now.
What do you know?
I feel like you've changed since you were born.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Did you feel nicer?
Can you be nicer to Hamada-san?
No, I can't. Seriously. Give me a break.
Hurry up.
No, seriously.
I'm sorry, mother.
It's my mother, but I'd like to say hello.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Hello?
Oh, hello, Hamada-san.
Yes.
It's nice to see you again.
Oh, thank you. You too.
You have a wonderful voice.
I'm a fan of yours.
Oh, thank you.
Yes, this is it. I'm sorry.
Hello?
Wait a minute.
What are you talking about?
I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed.
Wait a minute. I'm sorry.
No, I want to talk about it. That's enough. You talked about it, didn't you?
No, you can't.
You can't change.
I'm embarrassed.
I didn't know you at all.
Right?
I didn't know you at all.
You've been on "Drive" a lot.
I've been on it all week.
You've been on it a lot.
I've been on it a lot.
When you said you'd be on it next week, I laughed the most.
I laughed out loud at home.
I laughed out loud.
I'm on it! I'm on it!
That's right. You haven't changed at all.
You haven't changed your character.
You haven't changed it.
[Laughter]
Thank you.
Melon.
(laughs)
Don't reveal it!
(laughs)
I can't do it anymore.
You're amazing.
I can't do it.
I don't know how to explain it.
That's right.
It's difficult.
I see.
I have to do something.
Excuse me.
Are you Mr. Shitara?
I'm a big fan of you.
I have a favor to ask you.
Can you show me your dick?
What?
I want you to show me your dick.
Dick?
Yes, I want you to show me your dick.
I'm so happy.
Thank you very much.
I'm so happy.
Thank you very much.
(laughs)
Excuse me.
Yes?
I'm a big fan of you.
Thank you very much.
Can you show me your dick?
What?
Dick.
Isn't it a sign?
It's a dick.
You want me to show you my dick?
Yes.
Please.
Okay.
I love you very much.
(laughs)
Wow.
(laughs)
Wow.
Thank you very much.
Wow.
I'm a big fan of you.
Can you show me your dick?
My dick?
Yes.
Please.
My dick?
Dick.
Please.
What should I do?
(laughs)
Here we go.
Wow! Amazing!
Cute.
You can't publish it on your blog, can you?
(laughs)
Are you kidding me?
Wow! It's dripping!
Terrible!
Wow! Amazing!
The girls were great, too!
Wow! Amazing!
It was real.
The first one was terrible.
It was terrible.
I see.
Himura, stop laughing normally!
(laughs)
It's funny in comics.
It's my first time doing something alone like this with 17 people.
It's not easy.
It's fun, too.
I'll put it in for you.
Wow!
That's...
19 yen.
It's 19 yen!
Wow!
It's really 19 yen.
He said "what is it?"
It's amazing.
It's amazing, isn't it?
I don't know what it is.
But if you start doing it like that,
you'll go like this.
You'll do it forever.
This is the same.
You're persistent.
You're really persistent.
[music]
Would you like it here?
[music]
Okay.
Thank you for waiting.
[music]
Matthew.
He's the worst.
You're the bad guy.
The last one?
Yes, it's the last one.
Alright.
What is this?
It's a company.
It's about 40 years old.
The walls are very thin.
It's not a ghost apartment.
Why is it written like this?
I don't think there's anything.
But it's very shabby.
Everything else is good.
It's in a good place.
There's only one shabby apartment.
Why are you panting?
You're panting.
Is there a female extra and a male extra in this apartment?
No, there isn't.
It's been like that for a long time.
Stop it.
Who are you talking to?
It's a permission.
Stop it.
That's it.
Shitara-senpai.
Please give me my clothes first.
What is it with you?
I don't have any.
You're big, so you don't have any clothes for me.
I want you to wear it.
Really?
I brought it with me.
Do you want me to wear it?
No, it's fine.
I'll buy it for you.
Really?
Can you wear it?
Yes, you can wear it.
Isn't it too tight?
It's a little trend now.
Really?
Yes, senpai.
Really?
I'll give you if you cut it, but will you cut it?
It's for sale.
Really?
Yes.
Is it okay?
Thank you very much.
Really?
Yes.
Then you cut it.
You did it.
It's a little bad season, but I'm worried about the size of this.
No, I think it's fine.
You have a big collar.
Thank you very much.
Can you cut it?
Yes, I can.
Are you okay?
You can't cut it with your hands.
Are you okay?
Yes, I can.
And...
This is back.
I can wear it like this.
Like this.
I can wear it like this.
See? See? See?
Can you cut it?
See? See? See?
It's a little tight, but is it okay?
Is it too tight?
It's fine.
Isn't it too tight?
Is it okay?
It's okay.
Can you cut it?
It's fine.
Really?
Yes.
You can cut it.
Thank you very much.
You can cut it.
Thank you very much.
It's fine.
Let's go eat.
Thank you very much.
Is there anything you want to eat?
Zingisukan.
Zingisukan?
Zingisukan.
It's Zingisukan, right?
Let's go.
Thank you very much.
It's amazing.
Thank you very much.
You surprised me.
You sold a lot.
Yes.
Now...
Number 37!
Number 13 in Thailand!
Number 37!
Number 13!
She's an old lady in Thailand!
Thank you!
It was really good!
Really?
I thought he was a bad guy.
He's a bad guy.
He got people involved in the end too.
Yeah.
Like Kira Kan?
Yeah, Kira Kan too.
Yeah, yeah.
He went too.
Is he an asshole?
Yeah.
Wasn't it funny?
It was funny.
He's bad too.
He got people involved in the end too.
Is it true that you have a good dick?
You're noisy.
I thought about whether I should touch his dick or not.
I see, I see.
I thought about it many times.
I've touched your dick many times.
I'm sorry.
But you have a better dick than me, don't you?
You have a really good dick.
Really!
What are you talking about?
Don't call me!