AISubs v3.5
Wow
You're slow
He's slow
You're slow
I see, that's how you did it!
Alright, I got it!
Get out of the way! Get out of the way!
For those of you who watch TV and those of you in the industry, I'd like to ask you...
Have you ever done a joint production?
I've only watched it.
W-why?
Well, you're here for sightseeing...
You have to tell me! Hurry up and tell me!
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Hurry up!
Get out of the way!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
There's no time! Hurry up!
Hurry up!
I have to tell you now!
This is one of a kind!
I'm going to hurry up!
I have to hurry up!
Hurry up! Hurry up! There's no time!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
In other shows, they're called "kid's talents."
At first, everyone's like "wow!"
But after a couple of months, they're licked.
They're licked quickly.
This is great!
This is it! I can do it!
I have to hurry!
My bike is going to fall!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Let me go! I'm in a hurry!
I don't have time!
I have to go! I don't have time!
I have to go!
Bye! Bye!
Bye!
Bye! Bye!
Bye!
Did you watch any movies?
I watched "Avatar".
I also watched "Avatar".
The most interesting thing about "Avatar" was that A-lin came out at the end.
Good morning!
Good morning! Good morning!
Good morning!
It's sudden, but do you know the movie "Boob Ballet"?
I know it! I know it!
I was thinking of watching it, but I haven't watched it yet.
Yama-chan, you watched it, right?
Yes, I watched it.
You watched it? I finally watched it, too!
The boys of the ballet club worked hard and said, "Show us your friends' boobs!"
That's right! That's right!
So, I thought of this.
There are women who work hard and play volleyball in the world, right?
I like tall people.
You like tall people, right?
I love them.
So, I want to see the boobs of tall people.
That's gross! That's gross!
If I say, "Show me your boobs!" to a woman who works hard and plays volleyball, she will show me, right?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Anyway, I'm going to punch you from the middle of your body, two punches at a time.
That's pretty good, isn't it?
For example, if you play volleyball and I challenge you, and if you can, show me your boobs.
If you have something like that, you'll show me, right?
I can't do that.
What should I do for you to show me?
I don't know!
What should I do?
I don't know!
That's why I want you to show me your boobs.
Whose boobs do you want me to show you?
I have a lot of boobs, but if you don't mind me telling you, I want you to show me your boobs.
I like the boobs of tall volleyball players.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
It's disgusting all the time.
It's really disgusting.
It never stops.
It's disgusting all the time.
Even if you say it here, we can't help it, so let's go see him.
Please come with me.
Excuse me.
It's disgusting all the time.
Please come with me.
It looks like Mr. Obayashi is having an event right now.
Could you come with me to where Mr. Obayashi came from and talk to me?
No, that's...
Please come with me.
Are you alone?
Yes, I'm alone.
I'll go alone for now.
Please come with me.
Good morning.
I don't have much business with you.
I know you.
Ms. Obayashi, please show me your boobs.
Please show me your boobs.
What?
No, no, no.
Please show me your boobs.
You're fast.
Please show me your boobs.
But you can't.
I don't like that kind of thing.
I'm sorry, but I'm in front of a wedding.
Should I go and help him?
What?
Should I go?
It's disgusting.
Please show me your boobs.
Excuse me.
Good morning.
Mr. Obayashi, please show me your boobs.
What?
Other than that, you're the fastest.
Please show me your boobs.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to try ballet.
If I succeed, will you show me your boobs?
Please don't do ballet and boobs together.
No, ballet and boobs are a set.
You haven't seen ballet and boobs yet.
I saw ballet and boobs in a movie.
You saw it?
I was impressed and taught you.
I'm going to try it.
If I succeed, please show me your boobs.
I don't think so.
They've been practicing for about half a year.
They've been practicing for about three hours a day.
I can do it, too. I used to be in a ballet club.
You're lying.
You're the worst.
You're exposed.
I'm going to try ballet that seriously.
If I succeed, please show me your boobs.
What's wrong?
You're just watching, aren't you?
It's impossible.
It's not that easy.
I'll do it, so please watch me.
Ballet isn't that easy.
It's not that easy.
He's doing it seriously.
I'll challenge you to attack.
I want you to raise your torso like that.
Can you do it?
Leave it to me.
If you succeed, please show me your boobs.
I don't think I can do it.
I've been practicing for years.
I'll try it.
It's okay.
By the way, what's the height of the net?
It's supposed to be 224cm.
If I reach out my hand, it will come out a little.
It's impossible.
It's okay because you can jump.
Can you do it for me?
Can you jump now?
It's not serious here.
Can you do it for me?
Please.
It's not that easy.
It's okay.
Okay.
Please.
It was just right.
I'm scared.
Ma'am, show me your boobs.
Thank you for watching.
But you're 55 years old.
What? I'm 55 years old?
That's right.
I'm 55 years old.
I see.
Let's do it.
Will we get a chance?
We got a chance.
Come here.
We got a chance.
Run.
We got a chance.
You're doing it seriously.
Let's do it properly.
One more time.
Why?
Look at the ball.
Please.
We got a chance.
You're fast.
It's hard to get a chance.
Don't touch the net.
Can we touch the net?
No.
Don't come back.
Give me a gentle ball.
It's a gentle ball.
Please.
I see.
Let me touch it.
It's terrible.
I got it. I grabbed the ball.
You want to see Eibon's boobs, don't you, Eibon- san?
Go for it!
Attack!
This is nothing.
Hey, look, I did it!
You did it, you did it.
I did it!
I'll do it.
I'll do it, Eibon-san!
Wake up, hurry up!
What are you doing? Hurry up!
What are you doing?
I got it!
What are you doing?
Attack! Attack!
Come here, hurry up.
Hurry up and come back. Come here.
Okay, Eibon, wake up.
Eibon-san said it himself.
That you can do it.
Attack!
You want to see it?
I want to see it. I really want to see it.
I can't feel it at all.
I can't feel it.
I hate it!
I totally get it now.
Do it properly, you bastard!
I'll do it properly, but please lower it to my height.
Don't touch my shoulder or my shoulder blade!
Why are you getting so close?
It's a little cute.
Shut up!
It's not cute or anything.
What are you going to do? I can't do it anymore.
Um...
Let me try it on the trampoline.
Trampoline?
Do you want me to jump higher?
Yes, jump higher.
I'm confident in the trampoline.
Are you sure?
Yes, I'm sure.
Ma'am!
Please show me your boobs!
Are you ready?
Wait a minute.
What's wrong with you?
What?
You're laughing.
Eipo-san, what's wrong?
Eipo-san, what are you doing?
My legs are shaking.
It's really hard to jump, isn't it?
Ah, but...
Ah, that's it.
Ah, it feels good.
Eipo-san, what are you doing?
Eipo...
Yes?
I think you know, but it's not funny at all.
Then, let's go!
Yes!
Please!
Okay, Eipo-san!
Yes!
Okay!
You said you'd do it, so do it!
Ah, it's hard!
Ah, I forgot!
What did you say?
I don't know.
What did you say?
I don't know at all.
Ah, that's dangerous!
What are you doing?
I don't know!
Huh?
Finish!
Please be cool.
Yes!
Please!
Yes!
I can't do it in front of you!
It's scary in front of you!
Um...
Yes?
Why are you talking all the time?
You're talking all the time, aren't you?
Why are you talking?
Okay...
Okay, I'll do it!
Yes!
Yes, please!
Yes!
Are you okay?
Yes!
I'll do it!
Yes!
Ah, you did it!
Yes!
Now's your chance!
Ah, it came out!
What's that?
You just did "chon"!
Yes!
Hey!
Let's go home.
No, not yet!
We're not going home yet!
Let's go home after Heipo shows his boobs to Obayashi.
No!
That's not allowed!
It's not allowed?
What are you going to do?
What are you doing?
Help me a little!
Number 3!
Are you going to put it in?
Of course I'm going to put it in!
You can do it, right?
Hurry up!
Number 3, do you hate me?
Number 3, you're trying to touch me.
Let's give up on boobs.
But do you know that you shouldn't do that in volleyball?
You shouldn't attack.
Huh?
If you did a receive...
Are you okay?
If you did a receive...
Wow, I hate this guy!
I hate you!
Number 3, you're not the only one like that!
I'm sorry, but if you did a receive, you'd look like a criminal.
Yes, I'm perfectly fine.
I couldn't attack.
Do you really want to see my boobs?
I really want to see them.
I can't feel it.
I can feel it.
It's a little loose.
There's no serious difference.
You're always talking.
If I don't talk, I can't do anything.
It's so painful.
I want to see them.
It's painful while you can't see my boobs?
It's painful.
That's painful!
Lady!
Please show me your boobs!
If you do a receive, you'd look like a criminal, right?
That's right.
Please show me your boobs!
I'm scared!
I can't do it, forgive me!
Here we go!
You're amazing!
It's okay, it's okay!
In front of you!
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay!
Do you have any intention of taking it?
I do, I do!
Here it comes!
Let's go!
Go!
How's that?!
Close!
Who's that?!
Take it properly!
You have to take it!
I can't see your boobs!
Give me your boobs!
Who's that?!
Come here for a second!
What are you doing?!
Come here for a second!
Can you stand up for a second?
We didn't say it!
You said you can do it!
I didn't think you'd be that fast!
You guys aren't facing me, but you're hitting me and me and you're bad at it!
No, you were hitting me!
I'm bad at it!
You're hitting me!
You're being rude!
That's because you're running away!
I was fair!
I'm not rude!
You're all like this!
That's right!
You're all like this!
You should be trained properly!
So you don't have a chance of having more boobs in the future?!
No, of course not!
Of course you don't!
You're not fine right now, are you?!
It's not too late for you!
I don't want to show you, but you're making me mad!
You're making me mad!
Let's go home!
No, no, let's go home!
I want you to do it one more time!
If you're okay with it, I'm okay with you showing me your boobs in front of the camera!
What are you talking about?
I hate it when you say it one more time!
If you show me your boobs in front of the camera like that, I'm going crazy!
I want you to show me your boobs in front of the camera!
I'm not doing what I'm supposed to do!
I can't do it!
I can't do it even once!
I'll do it with a different method!
With a receiver?
Yes, I have a different method of doing it with a receiver!
I don't think you have one!
No, I do! Please let me try it!
Miss!
Please show me your boobs!
Who showed him their boobs?
Huh?
I'm sorry!
I'm surprised!
It came out of nowhere!
What?
I'll receive it like this!
Wow!
I'm sorry!
It feels weird!
Can you take off your glasses for a second?
If you take it off...
I can't take it off, right?
Thank you very much!
Then I'll do it like this!
Is it okay?
He's the one who can't stand it!
Who is it?
I'll receive it like this!
Thank you very much!
Take it properly!
Wow! I'm scared! I'm scared!
It doesn't go anywhere, does it?
Wow!
I don't like it!
Go in the middle! In the middle!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes!
I'm scared!
I'll do it!
Be careful!
Wow!
Watch out!
Don't aim at his face!
Put your hands out!
He's not a hippo!
Put your hands out!
Poor guy!
You want to see his boobs, don't you?
Show me your boobs!
Ouch!
I can't do it anymore!
Ouch!
My underarms!
You're too strong!
Ouch!
What is this picture?
Stop it!
Help me!
Boobs!
Come on!
I did it!
Let's go up!
Can we go up?
Hurry up!
I'm scared!
Hurry up!
But you did a good job!
It doesn't matter if you did it or not!
You didn't do anything but your face!
My hands are out!
It's not funny at all!
I want to see my boobs!
I can't do it anymore!
Lend me your glasses!
You want to see your boobs?
Lend me your glasses!
I can't do it anymore!
Let me do it!
It's not enough!
You know what?
Let's do it with blocks!
If you can do it, you don't have to show me your underarms!
I'll be happy if you show me that!
Let me do it with blocks!
Then I'll be fine!
Can we do it?
Yes!
It's impossible!
Even if you can do it, you don't have to show me your underarms!
I can hide my underarms!
You don't want to see your underarms?
I want to see my body!
What is that?
I want to see your boobs!
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- Did you hit it? - No, I didn't block it.
I can't reach it!
No, you can't reach it.
I hit it!
- That was close. - Not at all.
Ouch!
- What are you doing? - If you hit me in the back, I'll block it.
- What are you doing? - Hey!
- You want to see my boobs, right? - I want to see your boobs!
- I hit it! - No, you can't!
I hit it!
I didn't succeed.
- Let's withdraw. - No, you can't.
- Let's go back. - No, you can't.
I can't jump, so I have more ideas.
Let me do it in another language.
Is it okay if I do it in a new language?
- In a new language? - In a new language?
- Is it okay? - Isn't ballet impossible for you?
- Do you want to see my boobs? - If it's okay with you...
...can you pay for it?
- No, no, no. - You're the worst!
- Let me ask you something. - Yes?
- How much is it? - If it's this much, it's about 5,000 yen.
- This is... - That's right!
- This is... - This is...
- How much is it? - I hit it!
I hit it!
I want to see your boobs!
- What is he doing? - What are you setting up for?
- I'll do a drop. - You can't tell by looking, can you?
- It's important. - It's important.
- You can tell by looking. - Please!
Help me! Help me!
Help me! No, no, no!
Help me!
I can't do it! Please!
Help me!
I'm scared!
Mr. Hamada, help me!
Help me!
Let me go!
I'm scared!
Heiko!
If you don't talk to me, you'll end up like this!
I'm scared!
If you don't talk to me, you'll end up like this!
Heiko!
You're holding this!
That's right!
What are you doing in the middle of the hall?
What are you doing?
It's a block!
This is strange!
What's strange?
What are you doing?
I don't know!
Let's do it again!
I don't want to do it anymore!
Let's do it again!
It looked like you could do it!
Okay! I'll do it again!
Let me see your boobs!
I want to see your boobs!
Let me see your boobs!
I can't do it!
I want to see your boobs!
It's a block!
It's okay!
Let's do it again!
I'll do it again!
Let me go!
Wait a minute! I'll let you go! Wait a minute!
I'll let you go!
He's getting stubborn!
I'm scared! I'll let you go!
Let me go!
Ouch!
Let me go!
Block him! Block him!
Block him!
What are you doing?
Let's go home!
Give me my glasses back!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
My glasses!
I can't see anything!