AISubs v3.5
I have a stomachache! Grand Prix!
Grand Prix!
(cheers and applause)
It's "My Stomach Hurts Home Rampage".
Before that, can I say something?
Yes.
With all that salt coming out of you, who's going to climb up the stairs?
I was just waiting downstairs.
Because it's dangerous.
Well, today!
Even though you don't have a stomachache, how much of a stomachache do you have?
Hey, do you really have to do that?
Yes.
Because there are times when you have a stomachache, right?
Yes, there are.
But there are also times when you don't have a stomachache, right?
Right now, I don't have a stomachache.
Then, even though you don't have a stomachache, isn't it okay for you to have times when you have a stomachache?
Thank you.
Matsumoto will be judging your abdominal pain with these five items.
Lastly!
Yes.
Do you know this pain?!
Once you say that phrase, it's a goal, right?
And that's it.
There were a lot of questions about what to do with the word "goal".
Yes, yes, yes.
Yesterday, there were a lot of questions like "is it squid ink?"
I thought it was hard to understand.
No, I understand it.
I love you!
What are you doing?!
Let's have the first contestant appear!
Alright, the first one is Kokoriko.
Yes.
Who is it?
It's me.
Endo-san is...
When I did "Ikariou", I was a Tanaka.
Oh, I'm a Tanaka.
I've been with you for more than ten years.
I'm a little hungry now, Endo.
I'm...
Which one of you is a Tanaka?
That's right.
I'm hungry in "Downtown" too.
Oh, yes.
Endo-san, who is it?
It's me.
I'm hungry.
How about you?
Usually, I'm more of an actor than a Tanaka.
I see.
I'm more of a drama actor.
You're a drama actor, right?
I'll show you that Endo can do it too.
Is it okay?
It's okay!
It's really okay.
Endo, the one and only "Fukutsu-fighter".
Let's go!
Their target is three members of "Golf-fool" who are under Endo's control.
Will Endo be able to show "Fukutsu-fighter" how much he loves Endo?
The reason why my stomach hurts is...
I'm going to take my glasses off and...
I'm going to act like my stomach hurts.
I see.
Are you waiting for me?
That happens sometimes.
Excuse me.
Good morning.
How are you?
Good.
I'm working.
Good morning.
What are you doing today?
I'm driving today.
I want something sweet.
Do you know what it is?
Give me.
I don't know what you're talking about.
No, I don't know.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know.
Let's go together.
I can't go to Korea.
Why do you want to go to Korea?
How many people will come?
I'm sure a lot of people will come.
Kuro-chan will come, too.
Kuro-chan and Milo-tan will come, too.
Don't say that.
Now, Endo leaves.
Milo...
I'm coming.
Give me a glove.
I'm counting on you.
That glove seemed to be a violation.
I said, "Don't do that."
You bullied me a lot, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
What are you talking about?
You know what I'm talking about right away.
What are you doing, Endo?
You know what I'm talking about right away.
You'd better lie down.
Hey, Shimi-chan, what should we do?
Hey, wait a minute. Let's make a pillow.
Let's go to the hospital.
What if we leave the house?
But...
No, we won't get angry.
Go ahead. Go ahead.
No, no, no.
If it's an emergency or something like that, it's not good, isn't it?
Did you get your cap?
I got my cap.
I wouldn't come if I got my cap.
I told you I got my cap.
Did you get it?
Yeah, I got it.
Yeah, when you weren't here.
Anyway, you'd better call your manager.
Who?
Your manager.
Does he shave his head?
Who?
Shave his head. Shave his head.
Does he have a doctor?
No, no, no.
No doctor.
No, I'm here.
Dr. Nakamoto is here.
Yeah, who is Dr. Nakamoto?
I'm a professor of cardiology.
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute.
What's an emergency?
If it's an emergency, I think it's bad.
Yeah, but...
What's wrong with you?
I'm not drinking that much.
Me?
You're drinking a lot.
You're not slowing down at all.
I'm sick.
It's like a stabbing pain.
Yeah, it's like a disability...
but I'm already dying.
I want to die here.
You just said it.
Are you okay?
Don't do it.
That's insane.
- Do you want to wear it? - No, I don't want it.
- A plastic bag? - No, I don't want it.
- You're mean! - You're mean!
- It's sharp. - Sharp?
- Look at my eyes. - Your eyes?
- What's wrong with you? - I don't know.
If you push it with a hard one, will it be okay? Like a ping pong ball.
So you want me to stab you.
Let me hold it for you.
Don't laugh.
It hurts.
Can you give me a harder one?
It hurts.
Can you give me a harder one?
You guys don't get it, do you?
Okay, it's over.
It hurts.
In the end, you guys were making fun of me.
Endo-san, what grade is this?
What grade is this?
It's like this.
It's low.
It's better.
There is no harder menu.
Thank you.
And more than anything else,
my juniors were drinking alcohol.
That situation.
I don't know if it's different for each person,
but it's too far to win.
I don't know yet!
With his word sense, he got a high rating.
Endo is shaking.
Next contestant, please come in!
I don't want to see you like this.
You look like a kanji umbrella again today.
Umbrella?!
What about your acting?
I have no acting experience at all!
I see.
I don't know what I'm doing!
The five-time Fuku-two actress, Mizuhi Tsujin!
The target is Fujimori Oriaji, who continues to attack from day to day.
We'll take him out for a drink!
Go ahead!
In order not to make him feel uncomfortable on the spot,
we'll ask for cooperation from our drink buddy, Koumoto, the branch manager.
What is Chris's Fuku-two plan?
I'll order mentaiko.
That's... how do you say it?
The start?
That's where the real thing finally begins!
If you say "hello" to Chris, his car will go "bwaah"!
Don't erase it!
Successful.
Please let me do it.
Because I'm Koumoto-san's dependant.
Please don't.
I'll just eat and go home.
The egg is the best...
No, you're lying!
No!
You're lying!
No, I ran from there!
Cute!
What are you drinking?
It's good.
It was cold today.
Excuse me.
Thank you for it.
No, I'm sorry.
It's too sour!
It's good!
I'm thinking about getting married, but...
I think I'll probably be given something.
There's nothing this useful.
That's right, Chikuru-san.
Chikuru-san.
Don't say things like that.
Don't say it.
It's fun.
An hour from the start.
Chris is trying to find the cause of his pain.
But he gets a bad news.
What?
The target has disappeared.
The pain is going into the darkness.
Two and a half hours from the start.
As usual, Chris enjoys drinking with high tension.
Can you go in?
I can definitely go in.
You don't have to go in here.
If you don't go in, I'll carry you.
Carry me what?
The towel.
Inside?
Chris doesn't seem to be moving at all.
But the staff contacts him urgently.
They measure his mobility.
Finally, Chris is moving.
Do you have mentaiko?
Yes, we do.
Now?
Thank you.
Here's your mentaiko.
It's so thin.
Is it that expensive?
Hello?
What did you say?
I'm sorry.
No, I'm with Shingo and Chris now.
I just went in.
Yes, I'm still there.
What? Is it closed now?
(clinking)
(laughter)
It's something like that.
No, no.
It's the first time we've sat down alone.
First time.
It's the first time we've sat down alone and talked about the course.
I'm already somewhat excited.
(laughter)
I'm excited!
(laughter)
S-something...
I feel like I'm going to throw up.
What?
I feel like my eyes are going to pop.
(laughter)
Your condition is good now. You won't get sick, I'm sure of it.
Huh? My back hurts.
Ah, it really hurts.
Huh? Does it happen often?
No, not at all.
Does it hurt?
No, it doesn't hurt.
This is bad.
It hurts.
It hurts. I don't like it.
Huh? Does it really hurt?
It's a little painful here.
Huh? Here?
Does it hurt?
Ah, it hurts.
Are you okay?
It must have hurt a lot.
Blood, blood, blood is flowing.
Blood is flowing.
Huh? Is it bleeding?
It's like...
It's like the blood that stopped now.
What do you mean the blood stops?
It's flowing.
Is it bleeding?
It hurts.
Ah, it hurts.
It hurts. It hurts. It hurts.
Why don't you scream?
I don't know if it hurts or not.
It's bleeding.
It hurts.
It hurts. It hurts.
Well, Mr. Makino is evaluating it now.
Yes.
In the first half, it was like "Okamao".
Is that so?
In the meantime...
Well, Mr. Masumoto.
Yes.
In the first half, it was like "Koe no Hari".
What? "Koe no Hari"?
This is...
It's not "Koe no Hari".
This is...
As expected, it's "Okamao".
But, I like it.
In terms of acting, it was bad.
In terms of acting...
What?
Do you want to be an actress?
What are you talking about?
"Koe no Hari" took advantage of its character and received high ratings.
Chris, it's down to 10 points.
Next player, please!
Did you see them?
It's really embarrassing for me to do it again.
I see.
It doesn't feel real at all.
I see.
But I made it really real.
- Really? - Yes.
I'll say it again.
It hurts even after it's over.
What?
- On the contrary. - What do you mean?
Unknown ability.
Big secret.
Let's go!
The target is the agency's junior, Double Engine.
There's a reason why I chose them.
Usually, I teach Double Engine members to find out anything they don't know right away.
If they really understand my acting,
I think they'll find out the cause of my illness or the hospital.
I see.
Big ambush plan.
There's a fake meeting.
My manager will come out of the room.
Please think of it as the beginning of it.
After 30 minutes of the fake meeting,
the three of them gathered to investigate the secret.
I don't doubt it at all.
Let's forget about it.
Let's go.
It's like we're at a convenience store.
I don't have time for this.
This is getting interesting.
Let's go to Kushikunai.
Kushikunai
I was so hungry last night.
It's so windy here.
Is it snow or wind?
I'm not interested in snow and wind.
I like kangaroo ears.
I like orange ears, too.
Don't you have it now?
No, I don't.
Did you buy it just in case?
Yes, I did.
Can I have your receipt?
Sure, Mr. Kouki.
Really?
No, you can't.
No, you can have it.
Is there any other explosive end spot that you have?
Yes, there is.
The statue of Ryoma-sensei was behind me.
The statue of Ryoma-sensei was hanging in front of me.
Winter park is also good.
There is a good website.
Oedo Explosive Sand.
I haven't been there at all.
What is this?
You don't say anything about it.
Touch Rider is also good.
There is a video in front of Touch Rider.
Why are you talking about it alone?
Daily education has become popular.
The king is moving to the next method.
Ouch!
Can you get a scratch at this timing?
Of course I can.
But you can't get a scratch at this timing.
Really?
Yes, you can.
What is this?
Can you get a scratch at this timing?
Yes, I can.
You are overdoing it.
I want to ask you something.
Is it open now?
What?
I see. Thank you very much.
You can go to the hospital.
Ouch!
Please lie down for a while.
Ouch!
This is real.
Please lie down for a while.
Ouch!
This is a medical room.
Please go to the salt-free skin center.
What are you doing?
We're in a meeting room.
We're not here.
Is it okay if I press the time button?
Yes, it's okay.
You're just laughing!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry a little more.
Ouch!
You're laughing!
What should we do?
Why are you laughing?
I can say that
you make me worry.
You're right.
It's different.
You make me worry.
What should we do?
I don't know.
We're not there yet.
No, you can't.
First of all, unfortunately, it's like this.
Only the needle of the voice is like this.
It's true.
The needle is a little higher than Chris's.
But the rest of it is terrible.
No, but it still feels painful.
Where is it painful?
It doesn't hurt.
It hurts!
No one can do it.
I don't like it at all.
What did you like about it?
I gave it to those hard-eyed people.
I want it like that.
It was very good.
I probably won't use it for the rest of my life.
How much it is outstanding.
Except for the needle of the voice, sometimes the low evaluation is scary.
No acting power.
After this, the story will be released.
A group of people who are compatible with dancing.
For the first time in acting, a main musician will participate in it.
It's a regular of this school.
With that applause of acting, the studio will move forward.
I don't know if it's good or not.
It's delicious.
It's a good taste.
What is it?
It's really good.
It's a good taste.
I've never had it before.
Me, too.
It's first time for me to eat it.
It's really good.
I'm going to play golf tomorrow.
Wait a minute.
Let's re-record it.
Re-record what?
Let's re-record it.
I can do more!
What's the purpose of this?
What do you think of my path of going to the movies and dramas?
You've gone a little too far.
Be careful of Okitan!
Is that a joke?
No, it's not.
Excuse me!
What's going on?
Are you serious?
It hurts!
Are you serious?
Yes, it hurts!
It hurts!
Who are you?
I'm a hospital staff.
Are you kidding me?
It hurts!
What's wrong with me?
Are you a specialist?
I'm a persimmon picker.
Persimmon?
I've never been a persimmon picker before.
It's my first time to pick persimmons at this moment.
It hurts!
What's wrong with you?
It's my first time to pick persimmons.
It hurts!