AISubs v3.5
I don't know if he's a talent or not, but he looks like a normal guy.
If he's not a comedian, he must be bullying people.
He's wearing a long coat.
A long coat?
That's too bad.
Let's do it again in shorts.
You scared me!
What's with that face?
What do you know?!
Do you know where you are?!
Change your face!
So you don't get caught.
What are you guys doing?
You made this whole thing up.
And you're having fun inside.
I'm not having fun at all!
What's wrong with you?
We re-edited and verified the necessity of the Shouji project, which has no merit for the show.
The result...
It wasn't that interesting after all.
We decided that it wasn't necessary and ended our relationship with Shouji.
What's going on up there?!
It's about you guys!
I'm sorry.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I hope you guys forgive me for apologizing.
I hope you guys are safe and sound.
But I'm pretty angry right now.
You're my uncle!
No, you're my uncle!
You're my uncle!
You're my uncles!
What did you say?
You're a ninja, aren't you?
No, you're my uncle!
You're my uncle!
No, you're my uncle!
Change your clothes!
I don't want you to change your clothes!
I'll wait for you!
Hurry up!
It's messed up!
I haven't thought about numbers!
The truth is...
TV is about numbers!
No one said that!
I'm sure you can hear me!
You can hear me, right?
I knew it!
It's cold during the day.
It's getting cold.
Why is it always cold here?
We always come here.
We don't have any plans.
I wish we could come here by the same bus.
Why is it always cold here?
It's cold.
It's really cold.
Let's go back.
Someone is attacking us.
Stop! Stop!
I'm sorry!
You didn't ride all the way here.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
No, no.
Can you go to the post office?
I heard they're going to do something.
Like what?
They're going to shoot us.
What?
That's why I told you to get me a letter.
What?
I don't know what you're talking about.
You guys!
Hey!
What's up with you?
I'm sorry.
Who do you think you're talking to?
You don't know what you're talking about, do you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get out of here!
You're annoying.
Yeah!
You're too loud.
You know me.
Don't you think you're overreacting?
It's not like that at all.
That's not it at all.
Wouldn't that make you feel welcome?
What's up with you guys at the end of the year?
You can't laugh like that.
I was like "is it now?" and then I thought "it's coming, it's coming", and it was Toshiko!
Oh, he wasn't in that big ruckus on New Year's.
Come to think of it, that's right.
I saw it, too.
I won't bet on it
There were a lot of money in it
You won't put it on DVD right?
I think I will
I put it on DVD too
100 yen bill
I got it
3,000 yen for a year
I've been using it for 1,500 yen
I got it
Who did you use it for?
Kotaro
You forgot everything about ninjas
I'm sorry
Matsumoto
Yes
Come over here
It's scary
It's not scary at all
It's like you do something and get a reward
Congratulations on giving birth
Thank you
This is a present from me
Yes
Don't say anything big to them
Yes
You are fast
My son is in middle school now
Give it to your son's daughter
Thank you
And
Shoes
Small shoes
Shoes
Not now
Go to elementary school and use it in autumn sports day
Whose is it?
My daughter's
Take good care of it
You are using a lot of money
Are you inviting me to Japan?
Give it to me
You have it, right?
Maybe we are connected
Wait
Nothing has started yet
Ta-dah!
I've decided to do it!
Murakami Shoji's impromptu play!
Actors are recruiting now, so it's a chance now.
I see.
It doesn't matter if you have your own recommendations.
You have a name and you can call customers.
And you let me play.
Oh, are you recruiting actors?
That's right!
It doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman, even an actress!
I'll do it in Shinjuku and Montreal!
Oh, yes. You've already decided on a place, haven't you?
No, I haven't decided yet.
It depends on who I'm working with.
Oh, you haven't decided yet?
Oh, there are so many things!
If you're playing alone, you can let me play.
Oh, I see.
I'm a friend of Fumio Koinata.
Did you call him?
Yes, I did.
It's all about the agency!
No, it's not like that.
Get out of my agency!
Edocco, Edocco...
I don't think it's a bad idea to have muscles in your stomach.
Don't you want to be a ninja?
I'll do it! I'll do it!
Finally, they start training.
First of all, a ninja's must-have item - how to use a weapon.
What is this?
A sword.
Correct!
You use it like this.
Like this.
What is this?
I know what it is, but I don't know the name.
This is for when you fight with bears.
When a bear attacks you...
Before it attacks you...
When it attacks you...
Before it attacks you...
You bite it.
What is it called?
Hamada, you don't know?
No, I don't know.
If you don't know, you'll get eaten by a bear!
Do you know what this is?
This is...
This is what I think it is, but...
It's like this.
Idiot! Idiot!
No, it's not.
It's not?
Have you forgotten anything?
Don't you use this when you go up a cliff or a rock?
I see.
It's totally different!
What are you talking about?
You guys are completely...
Ninja, if you don't want to do it, say it to me!
Say it to me! I'll say it!
I'm scared of getting shot everywhere!
Don't say that!
What are you doing?!
This is stupid!
He's really angry today.
He's really angry.
This is scary!
Ninja, can you wait another 20 minutes?
I don't have a chance anymore!
My ancestors told me that it's better to do it by hand!
With this...
I can make soba for a long time!
Help me!
What do you mean "help me"?
If you were really making soba, you'd be done by now!
What are you doing?
Are you looking for a hidden sword?
Do you have it now?
You are so pitiful
I'll do it
Are you looking for it?
I found it
Yes
What's wrong?
Can you see me?
Are you ready?
Ninja must be ready to fight
What will you do if you don't have swords and weapons?
You have to fight with your hands
You have to bite
That's important for a ninja
Tanaka
Bite
Here?
Bite the shoulder
It hurts
It's good
It hurts, doesn't it?
Can you put your fangs in here?
You bite like this
Like this
What are you doing?
Did you pull out your fangs?
No, I didn't
It's normal
If you can't bite, you have to bite
If you can't pull out your fangs, you have to bite
Are you ready?
Are you going to do it?
I don't want to see it
Say "ready, set, go"
Ready, set, go
Ouch!
Say "ready, set, go"
Ready, set, go
Ouch!
They train not to make a sound and sneak into the opponent's castle
I can't do anything about it
I did it, I did it
This is the end
Let's not make a sound and come here
Let's split up and do "ohan"
Ohan?
Our goal is "ohan"
Who said "ohan"?!
If it wasn't for "ohan", we wouldn't have caught "ohan"
Excuse me
It's important
Don't make a sound
Ready, set, go
Ouch!
Sorry
This is what they do
They were making a sound
I'm scared
Next, Yamazaki will do it alone
Sneak in!
Ready, set, go!
Ouch!
Hey! Don't do that!
It was ringing just now.
Take it off!
Come here!
What?
You look serious.
What?
Are you a drummer?
You have a special skill!
What is it?
You have to train it!
Good luck!
Try it!
Ready, set, go!
How is it? Can you hear me?
No, we can't.
You heard it!
The sound of my heart!
You stabbed me in the heart!
It's bleeding!
That's enough!
Go back!
Are you all right?
You can't do anything!
Nowadays, environmental issues are being tackled.
Ninja's village is no exception.
There are many people like that in Iga's village.
They chew gum and throw it away.
When they come back home and see something sticky, they think it's gum.
It makes you less excited, doesn't it?
In order to make that love cry,
if you see someone blowing it away,
you have to pick it up right away.
This is a ninja's third mission.
It's very important.
This time, I gave you popcorn instead of gum.
Here!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Are we going to pick it up?
Yes!
You threw popcorn at me.
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute.
It's difficult.
It's fast.
It's light.
It's fast, isn't it?
It's from my mouth.
It's difficult.
It's fast, isn't it?
Is it okay?
It's fast.
Teacher!
Teacher! Are you okay?
Teacher!
It's not light at all.
Someone hit me in the head!
It's a coincidence, isn't it?
Teacher!
Teacher! Is it so funny?
I dropped it a lot.
Five people continue to train hard.
A surprise notice from the teacher.
I can see that you are working hard.
I see.
What is it?
You often do it this time.
I want you to make a gift corner for me.
A gift corner?
Actually...
Yes!
Ta-da!
First of all, 15 years ago...
I received it from the president of an construction company.
It's Giorgio Armani!
It's real!
It's real, isn't it?
It's real!
It's worth 300,000 yen!
Is it different now?
Yes!
Why is it a present corner all of a sudden?
It's like we're living there!
Ta-dah!
From spring to summer,
someone gave me this again.
It's up and down, but
when I went to get it for cleaning,
the bottom part was gone.
I told the old man!
You took it out, didn't you?
The old man didn't have it anymore.
Only the top part was left.
Yes.
Well, he's a great man.
Yes, but...
And!
When I came to Tokyo 12 years ago,
I used this pot when I lived alone in Ikejiri Ohashi!
I still use it!
But I left it alone and fire came out of it.
The water ran out.
And it became a fool.
It's dangerous.
When I hold it like this, it goes like this.
So!
I still use it with my finger.
So that it doesn't move.
Matsunoto!
Yes!
Thank you for taking care of it!
It's okay now!
Thank you for taking care of it!
That's the best thing!
It's okay now!
Let's go!
It's getting late.
This is a gift from the mother of a separated terrorist leader, Slack!
That's...
Sho-chan, you're young and naked!
Next is the ninja's high-level technique.
Supplementary training of thrown gunpowder balls.
Look, look!
It's coming out!
Yes!
There was one before.
It's coming!
Listen up!
This time, we'll train with water!
Listen up!
The opponent puts gunpowder and other things in here and throws it like this.
You have to...
Take it!
Take it and let it go!
If you do it in front of you, it'll come at you!
I see!
Hamada!
You take it!
I'm sorry, but I can't do it all of a sudden.
That's true.
It's tough.
I don't know if you're telling me to let it go all of a sudden.
That's why you did it like this.
I don't know about that.
This is tough.
In Japan, after all...
It's only once, right?
Yes!
Please!
Try throwing it!
It's not here!
It's high up here!
Don't throw it all at once!
Yes!
One at a time, okay?
Yes!
Here I go!
Here it comes!
Wait up!
Ouch! It's cold!
Let me go! Let me go!
Let me go!
You're not riding it, are you?
Wait a minute!
You're not riding it, are you?
Yes!
I'll...
I'll let you go today.
What's going on?
Excuse me.
I'll...
I'll let you go today.
Are you kidding me?!
Now?!
As usual, Shouji finished his class satisfactorily, but...
After this, Shouji was taken away by the police car prepared by the program.
Could it be...
It's not bad!
What's this?
Excuse me.
Could you give me a moment?
Here you are.
Let me see you for a moment.
I heard that you are making noise with people.
What is your name?
My name is Murakami.
Mr. Murakami.
I am Shoji.
And you?
Sho...Shoji.
Is "Shoji" a kanji?
Yes, it is from Showa.
From Showa?
No. Can I ask you in detail?
What is your name?
My name is Shiba.
What do you do for a living?
I heard that you are making noise with people.
Yes, we don't do that in a place like this.
You are naked today, aren't you?
Let me see you for a moment.
Can you come here for a moment?
Welcome.
See you later.
You are wet!
No problem.
Are you sure you are wet?
Are you serious?
Hey!
He got caught.
That was close.
I don't think we will ever see you like this again.
You have a lot of power.
I used to live in Shiba.
A ninja shouldn't go to Kyushu so soon.
You are so serious.
Thank you very much.
You are scary!
It's scary for a moment, isn't it?
I was surprised!
You are so serious!
No one can tell you apart from me!
You are so serious!
If you don't want to be a ninja, tell me the truth!