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Happy New Year
The 21st school new year special…
"Youth Great New Year Special"!
Happy New Year!
So...
Happy New Year!
Let me say hello to you from these people.
But!
I hate it when my juniors do it!
These two!
What are you talking about?
Your hair...
No, no, no!
I felt it.
I felt it!
Anyway, let's get started!
Let's get started!
Director Mori!
Let's get started!
Nice to meet you again this year.
Yes.
Later today...
I have fortune-telling.
No, you don't!
You don't know about it?
There were a lot of things.
I remember a lot of things.
Huh? Why?
Why?
Do you know about it?
Okay, this year...
Who will...
One, two...
Okay, one, two...
Happy New Year!
Shut up!
Happy New Year!
The New Year's party to celebrate the new year is the 21st!
And!
The annual "That Project" opens the curtain!
Yamaguchi Hosei presents...
The 4th Yamawan Grand Prix!
The 4th Yamawan Grand Prix! The 4th Yamawan Grand Prix!
The 4th Yamawan Grand Prix!
Hello everyone!
I'm sorry for being late.
I'm Hosei Yamasaki.
Downtown is taking pictures of me right now.
I'm sorry. If you don't have an exit, it's fine.
You don't have an exit, do you?
Do you understand?
Yes, I understand.
Shall we begin?
The second year of actress and entertainer, Aloha Desu, please come up!
Next, Asadora style girls.
Next one, please.
What are you doing?
Take care of every step you take.
I'm Hanako Umizora.
Umizora-san, you look like you like him.
I like him.
There's someone waiting for you outside, so be nice.
How hot is it?
Forty degrees.
Since when?
About four days ago.
Why didn't you come to the hospital earlier?
Well, Taro told me to go, but...
Huh?
Oh, he's not my boyfriend. We're just childhood friends.
Oh, I see.
I like you, Taro...
No, I do like you...
What are you talking about?!
I know you do.
When I'm around you, I talk about Taro all the time.
Oh, I'm hot now.
Umizora-san, it's hot in here.
Umizora-san, since you're working in a 40-degree heat...
I fell in love.
What's wrong?!
La, la, la, la, la, la...
Hey, why are you singing like that?!
Umizora-san!
La, la...
Ah! Chitton Gaga-san and Senpi-san!
Are you okay?
Hey, let's get up!
But I'm nobody!
What are you doing?
Even if I fall, I'll get up!
I'm Hanako Umifara!
Thank you for coming!
Nice to meet you!
Thank you for coming!
Even though the show was delayed,
you got nervous little by little, didn't you?
Yes!
It's nerve-racking, isn't it?
It's really refreshing, isn't it?
Thank you for inviting me!
It feels good, doesn't it?
It feels good!
It feels really good!
It feels good, doesn't it?
Yes!
You laughed a lot, so I think we can expect a lot of points!
Okay, Yabuzaki-san!
Yes!
Please give us your score!
Ten points!
He got ten points out of ten from Dogmaster!
Anyway, she's cute!
She's cute!
Don't say "she's cute"!
Let's move on!
Yes!
She's still a summer legend, but she's completely reproduced!
Tenth year, B.B. Goro!
Here you go!
I'm Junji Inagawa.
When was it?
Oh, yes, yes!
It was last night.
Somehow I couldn't get up.
And I was so hungry that I was like, "Huh? I don't feel like it."
So I took a cup and opened it and opened the lid and opened the bag in the middle of the night and ate it.
I was so hungry that I was like, "Huh?"
I was like, "Hmm, maybe it's been three minutes?"
I was waiting for three minutes like this.
I was waiting for three minutes and I was like, "Hmm, I don't feel like it."
I turned on the clock and...
Huh?
It's already past three minutes.
Huh?
I noticed something.
Yes!
After three minutes, the noodles will stretch!
Oh, no, oh, no!
I have to throw them away as soon as possible or the noodles will stretch!
I'm going to quickly throw them away!
Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-poom!
Huh?
What was that?
Strangely, when I flushed the water,
I heard a strange sound from the drain,
so I thought I had a bad feeling about it,
but when I looked around,
no one was there!
This...
is a ghost's doing!
Thank you.
Thank you very much, BB.
Now, Mr. Yabadaki...
The judge will make his own judgment!
BB, Goro...
Mr. Yabadaki, your score, please!
Ta-dah!
Dang!
Ouch!
Extremely painful!
Why did you do that?
Why did you splash water on me?
I don't know.
This year,
we have a lucky comedian
from Yoshimoto Industry,
Go Minagawa!
♪ Ten ten ten ten ten ♪
♪ Un choco choco choco pii ♪
I'm Go Minagawa!
Alright! This year, I'll be in good shape and turn into an "Un choco choco choco pii" year!
First, New Year's!
♪ Un ♪
♪ Choco choco choco chon ♪
♪ Un ♪
♪ Choco choco choco chon ♪
You're an idiot.
I'm happy!
And in summer!
Speaking of summer, it's summer festival!
Alright! Let's get excited with DJ!
I'm a mess.
♪ Pe-te-te-te-come on DJ! ♪
♪ Un choco choco choco chon ♪
♪ Choco pi-pi-pi-choco chon ♪
♪ Choco choco choco chon ♪
♪ Choco pi-pi-pi-choco chon ♪
You're an idiot.
You're right, you're right.
- You idiot. - All right, all right.
Speaking of summer, the sea! All right, let's go to the sea!
And at the end of the year, let's all sing together!
All right, all right.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much for coming.
My behaviour is rather serious.
That um-choco-choco-choco-pi...
Don't get angry if I use it, okay?
That's messed up.
- Cut it out right away? - Okay.
- Can I fart now? - You can do that now.
Please get on.
Don't say it.
I'm telling you completely.
I don't think there's anything wrong with it.
I'm sorry.
I've been trying to shape my face lately.
Are you a teacher?
Yes.
Next person, please.
Thank you.
What do you want to do today?
I want to raise my nose a little higher.
Do you want to raise it higher?
I want you to open your eyes a little more.
Do you want me to open my eyes more?
Do you want me to open my eyes a little more?
I'm happy.
You're good at making me happy.
What's wrong with you?
There's nothing wrong with me.
If an American boy was doing a sale...
Hi, I'm Gavin. How are you guys doing?
I'm not with you today.
From the end...
Peppi-san! Peppi-san!
Buy one and Angelina Jolie!
Please enjoy the retro atmosphere of Asakusa.
It's been six years in a row.
Double column.
Here you go.
Hello!
I'm Asakusa's oriental radio, Double Column.
Nice to meet you.
Welcome.
My name is Nezuchi.
I'd like you to tell me your special skill, "mysterious writing", and I'd like you to perform it for me.
Let's get started.
Did you show it to me?
Yes, I did.
Endo-san, can you show me your own?
But there's also the Olympics.
I'll do it in the Olympics.
In the Olympics!
Thank you.
I'd like you to complete it quickly.
It's done!
It's called "Olympics".
Yes!
It's called "Otaku".
It's rare.
I don't know if it's because of the low quality or because of the alcohol.
Mr. Matsumoto of Downtown!
Yes!
Can you give us a theme?
What is it?
Let's go with "Housei Yamazaki".
I see.
It's ready!
With Mr. Housei Yamazaki, we'll take three photos of the funeral.
His heart is...
No, no, no!
It's rare!
I'm sorry!
Um...
He's like...
I was asked to drink it.
Next, Mr. Hamada!
Yes!
Can you give us a theme?
Let's go with "Gaki no Tsukai".
I see!
This is the title of the show, so say it with conviction!
It's ready!
With Mr. Gaki no Tsukai, we'll take a trip to Daigomito!
His heart is...
It's good to go far.
It's rare!
It's like you said it with a good explanation.
Thank you very much.
Finally, Yamazaki Hosei.
At YAMA-WAN GRAND PRIX...
I see.
Today's project is...
It is...
It is decided!
At YAMA-WAN GRAND PRIX...
We will have a six-match battle in Tokyo.
Hosei will be there.
Congratulations!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
That's great!
You did it at amazing speed!
That was a scary atmosphere.
This is...
Really great!
Really?
You haven't prepared it well.
Look over there and toss!
Show yourself and throw!
Look over there and toss!
Throwing rock paper scissors!
Looking over there and tossing!
Throwing rock paper scissors!
Looking over there and tossing!
Throwing rock paper scissors!
Go back!
Yes, ma'am! Ma'am! I'll do my best! Bye-bye!
No, it's not!
It's not Katsuo-kun's shoes!
Hey, hey, Hanazawa-san!
Isn't this Katsuo-kun's shoes?
No, it's not!
It's not Katsuo-kun's shoes!
Hey, Fuguta-kun!
Isn't this Katsuo-kun's shoes?
It's my lips!
Um, Masuo-san, you mean...
Yes, yes!
...Tara-chan can't do it?
Masuo-san, Tara-chan can't do it?
No, no, I can't do it.
Well, well, well, Masuo-san, would you like to try it once?
Ah, yes!
My name is Tara-chan!
Right?
The moment the senior crushed the young man, the young man was caught.
That's right!
He was caught.
Injecting love into the world...
New generation woman entertainer...
Her fifth year...
It's "Tanoshinbo"! Please enjoy!
Good evening, everyone! In many ways, I'm "Tanoshinbo", an entertainer.
Pleased to meet you!
I was in Shinjuku earlier, and there was this super cool black guy.
I wanted to learn English and get along with him, so I held up my hand and said "Hi!"
"Don't touch me!" he said.
Yatchinchin!
Konto!
Gyudon!
Welcome!
Gyudon and omelet, please!
Do you want some soup?
Soup, soup, I'd like some soup, please!
I'd like some soup, thank you!
Here's your soup!
Dodo, sko, sko, sko!
Love you!
You idiot!
Thank you!
I'll imitate you!
Imitate what Azuma Mikisa-san would say to her.
Sorry, Minami-chan. I can do this, too.
Dodo, sko, sko, sko!
Love you!
Imitate what Azuma Mikisa-san would say at Disneyland.
Hey, everyone, it's Mickey!
Oh, I'm Mickey, too!
Dodo, sko, sko, sko!
Love you!
Dodo, sko, sko!
Bam! Bam!
Simultaneous love.
Within this world, you have a goal, right?
Yes.
What is it?
I want to become friends with the person I love the most in the world.
And who is that person?
That person over there... It's Mr. Hamada.
What?! This is a personal request from us, you know?
The one who likes you the most in the world!
Then... love milk.
You have something you'd like to do, don't you, Hanada-san?
Yes, I'd like to make love.
Make love...
Make love, you say?
Make love...
Really?!
That's right!
Go ahead, go ahead.
Thank you!
Let's do it!
We don't have a chance like this!
A new love in 2010...
That's right!
Excuse me.
You've been watching us all this time, haven't you?!
That's right.
What's with you?!
Please take care of me.
What's with you?
Ah, this is your wish!
Thank you!
This makes me happy!
Ah, I'm sorry.
Please take care of me.
What's with you?!
What are you doing?!
What did you do?!
Take me home!
Thank you!
Thank you for talking to me!
What did you do?!
What's with that...
...tongue-in-cheek message?!
Senpai is Yonekura Ryoko and Ueta Aya.
From that model agency, you're participating in Yama One.
You're in the 5th year of Oscar promotion.
Akatsu, please!
Welcome to the world of...
...sumosasais!
Let's get started!
Sumosasais, start!
First, Asashoryu!
You look like him.
Start!
Hokugyouriki!
You're always stupid.
One more time!
Start!
Go!
Pass!
You look like him the most!
First place!
Thank you very much!
Have you ever done sumo before?
No, I haven't done it at all.
I like watching muscles.
Muscles?
Yes.
150kg of muscles colliding with each other.
That's a lot of fun.
It's like "coming out".
Sumosasais, start!
This is the 13th year of the TV show "Giri Giri ni Chousen".
Minami no Iachi, start!
Sumosasais, start!
It's 3,000 yen.
I'm sorry for keeping you waiting for a 30-minute service for 3,000 yen.
The smell of Showa is full and there is no blinking.
JR Sobusen, Koiwa Station, Shoro's clerk.
I'm sorry.
Odakyu-sen, Odakyu-sagami-hara Station's clerk.
Now, open it!
Open it!
This is...
February 2nd, Sapporo Susukino's clerk, who can say this is a professional invitation.
I'll call the president immediately!
I don't care! Just leave me 6,000 yen!
Just leave me 6,000 yen!
Thank you very much.
You were a professional entertainer.
Didn't you work like that?
To be honest, I was aiming for a professional entertainer.
But it turned out I was a dirty entertainer.
Now, Mr. Yamamoto, please rate me!
Ouch!
Well...
In the dressing room...
Everyone is reflecting on themselves...
I mean, the entertainers...
Oh, it's over. The entertainers are stupid.
Everyone's unified opinion is...
In Mr. Hosei's comment...
I think we can only be confused.
No, I'm really sorry.
Everyone is really stupid.
I'm sorry, too.
Now, the last part of the 2010 Yaman Grand Prix.
Yes!
Let's go!
The two who are like flying tools have formed a combination!
This year, they will aim for a break with a new unit!
They are Tsubaki "orio" and...
Razor "ramon" "rg"!
Here you go!
What's that?
They're great.
What's that?
This is amazing!
What color is that?
The dance party version of a western music promotion video in the 80s...
where they use grapes in a good way!
Give me up!
Wow!
Give me up!
Wow!
They use grapes in a good way!
The 80s western music promotion video!
The artistic version!
Shut up!
Wow!
This is a 80s western music promotion video...
which vividly shows the change of the waitress's heart.
Want you too much, you finna be lame
Gonna make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna hurt you
Never gonna love you back
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna hurt you
Lastly, a promotion video of an 80s music video showing how to use money well.
Rubbin' it in the elevator, rubbin' it in the wrench and I'm goin' down
Why did you two decide to become a duo?
Well, me and R.Z. and I are both college students and there's this club called "Yogaku Club".
We were singing our favorite songs and we were thinking it'd be nice if we could eat together.
You've started with a lot of criticism, haven't you?
Who will win the prize?
It's finally time for the result announcement!
Entry number...
Number 11, Yanji Minami!
By the way, Yanji Minami had only one point.
So I didn't know what to do at the time.
Congratulations!